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Chapter 166 My marksmanship is like a fungus, I was born with it.
"Hiss, can you check if it's red yet?"

"Miss Yuan's secret base," Chuanmei asked the three men, lifting up her short sleeves to reveal her back.

The three of them glanced over from behind and nodded, barely suppressing their laughter.

There was no other reason than that there were two clearly visible red handprints on the back of the Sichuan girl.

"No way, how could that girl hit me so hard? I almost got beaten to death!" Chuanmei couldn't help but complain after looking at the photos on the phone that Director Wang handed her.

Hearing this, Lin Mo couldn't help but laugh and said, "Alright, they're just doing this for your own good. It's all thanks to that girl, otherwise we would have had to take you to the hospital. Besides, why are you so greedy!"

The incident began when Lin Mo treated a few friends to a mushroom hotpot lunch to celebrate moving into his new home.

Yunnan mushroom hot pot is delicious and made with fresh ingredients. You'll want to keep eating it. The only downside is that they don't provide chopsticks at the beginning.

At first, the group didn't pay much attention, thinking the waiter had forgotten. But after waiting for a while and no one came, they decided to look for it themselves. Lin Mo and Director Wang got up to find chopsticks, while Miss Yuan went to get the condiments.

But at crucial moments, a clever person always emerges from among the group. Taking advantage of the fact that the others were not around, the Sichuan girl couldn't resist and borrowed a pair of chopsticks from someone at another table, ready to try it out.

The moment the mushroom entered her mouth, a loud bang echoed throughout the restaurant. A waitress rushed over at top speed and slapped the Sichuan girl twice on the back, knocking the mushroom out of her mouth.

The crisp sound of the slap made the surrounding diners' teeth ache.

The Sichuan girl was so badly slapped that she almost rolled her eyes back and died on the table.

In the end, the waitress not only slapped the Sichuan girl twice, but also scolded her. Lin Mo and the other two watched from the side, not daring to say a word.

No other reason than feeling guilty.

The waitress said that eating this before the proper time would cause bad luck, and luckily they discovered it early and slapped it out as soon as it entered their mouths, otherwise they would have had to go to the hospital.

"How dare you talk to me like that? Didn't you go looking for chopsticks too?" Chuanmei rolled her eyes at him.

Lin Mo: "I couldn't find it, could I? Who told you to be so quick!"

Just then, Miss Yuan, holding her phone, suddenly spoke up: "Hey? Is this you?"

Lin Mo was taken aback when he heard this, and then leaned over. In the video, an Emperor Warrior was getting out of a Mercedes-Benz.

[Wow, this is crazy! Wasn't Emperor Knight's ride the Emperor Steed? When did he switch to a Mercedes?]

Mercedes, send the money!

[If I could wear this even once, I'd be willing to drive a Mercedes!]

[No, this Emperor Armor is actually quite safety-conscious; it even knows to wear a seatbelt.]

The video has received over 400,000 likes and 20,000 comments, making it a clear hit.

"No way, what makes Lao Mo so popular? He didn't even show his face, how did he become famous? I'm not convinced!" Chuanmei cried out as she watched the video.

You can tell from that car that it's Lin Mo himself, since the two of them personally watched him drive away yesterday.

Of course, he took off his condom while driving, otherwise he wouldn't be able to see the road. He put it back on after arriving at the parking lot, which is why Liu Ruyan didn't see him come out for a while.

"Maybe this is talent. I have a constitution that makes me prone to fire," Lin Mo said with a happy smile.

The main issue is that he didn't show his face this time, so it had no impact on him at all.

The video was clearly taken by a passerby yesterday, which means he was wearing the right outfit; he really looks handsome.

Sichuan girl:.
Why do self-media creators rack their brains but can't match the inspiration of ordinary people?
"No, she invited you, and you went wearing this. I really want to know what you two went there for!" Miss Yuan asked curiously from the side.

She didn't think the two of them could have any romantic relationship. After all, she knew what kind of person Liu Ruyan was, and she also knew what kind of person Lin Mo was. Most importantly, they were wearing this set of armor. Her mind was a little confused!
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo glanced at her and mumbled, "I'm doing her a small favor by asking me to dress smartly. I'm just doing what she asked!"

You can't exactly say you went to steal a woman from your cousin, can you? Wouldn't Miss Yuan be furious?
"No, Lao Mo, you have to wear it again. I want to film a transformation video, it'll definitely go viral!" Chuanmei grabbed his arm and tried to make him change.

If you can't create something original, can't you at least copy someone else's homework?
"Why don't you wear it yourself? Why do you need me to?" Lin Mo refused, as he really didn't want to move in the sweltering heat.

Besides, he knows perfectly well how cross-dressing videos are filmed; it's simply a matter of editing and piecing together two clips. Sichuan girl: "If I weren't short enough, would I need you?"

"Well, there's Wang... well, forget about him. But it's too hot here, let's wait until tonight," Lin Mo said.

After all, it wasn't like Wang Chu hadn't worn it before; the Emperor Warrior with his big belly was really an eyesore.

As for the girl from Sichuan, he's simply not tall enough; even when he wore the Iron Man suit last time, it was all baggy.

"Then it's settled!"

"Okay, but you should help me first!" Lin Mo said.

Three people:? ? ?
Five minutes later, the four of them were sitting in the e-sports room.

"No, your shooting skills are so bad, why did you even think of playing this game?" Miss Yuan asked, looking at the PUBG game page.

Lin Mo: "Uh, I just want to eat chicken. If you take me to eat chicken ten times, I'll let you experience the service of a state banquet chef!"

Hearing this, the two women from Sichuan clearly didn't believe it, but Miss Yuan said, "You're going to treat us to food prepared by a chef who cooks for state banquets? Okay, it's a deal!"

Lin Mo:
That interpretation isn't wrong, since he spent 500 yuan, which is the price of a "Cao Cao's Happy House Experience Card," so it should be worth the money.

Soon, the four of them parachuted, and because Lin Mo wanted to survive until the chicken dinner, he didn't go to places with many people.

"Damn it, there are people at the school, let's take a detour," Lin Mo directed the three of them.

After all, all he needs to do is win chicken dinners; he doesn't need to use guns.

"Run, run, all you do is run! What are you running for? Fight them!" Miss Yuan was no ordinary person; how could she possibly tolerate such rudeness? She led the two of them into battle.

With the Sichuan girl sniping from the outside, Lin Mo had no choice but to go in as an assault soldier.

Suddenly, a gunshot rang out, and Lin Mo was shot in the head. Looking up, he was shocked to see that it was a Sichuan girl who had killed him with a single shot from a 98k rifle.

"Damn it~~ aim carefully before you shoot!" Lin Mo was furious, but before he could finish speaking, one of Director Wang's grenades hit the wall and bounced back, landing right at his feet, instantly eliminating him from the game.

"Seriously? Are you two crazy? He Chenguang's sniper rifle and He Chenguang's grenades? Rescuing bandits, huh?!" Lin Mo said, taking off his headphones.

No sooner had she finished speaking than the Sichuan girl fired three shots in quick succession, taking down the three opponents, while Miss Yuan finished the battle with a rocket launcher.

At this moment, the Sichuan girl spoke up: "What are you yelling about? I'm a sharpshooter, don't you understand!"

Lin Mo:
Even though he was eliminated, he won the fight, so he obediently shut up.

The remaining three looted the supplies, and the game continued. Luckily, they made it to the final circle in the first round.

Looking at the figures moving in the fourth-floor window in the distance, Lin Mo was a little anxious. As long as this team was eliminated, victory would be almost guaranteed.

"Chuanmei, aren't you a sharpshooter? Shoot her! Hurry, the poison gas is about to shrink!" Lin Mo said anxiously.

They were stuck on the hillside, with poison behind them. If they couldn't deal with the people in the building, all their efforts would be in vain.

"Don't talk, you can't hit me!" The Sichuan girl would occasionally aim at the target, but she never fired.

Lin Mo: "I knew you were bragging. Your sharpshooting skills are fake. You were just stunned when you shot me. You're a coward. You're like a pig with a green onion stuck in its nose trying to act like an elephant."

Sichuan girl: "I'm not a coward, my marksmanship is just naturally good, I was born with it."

Lin Mo: "Alright, I order you to hit that Japanese woman on the other side within three shots!"

Sichuan girl: "No need, one shot is enough!"

The next second, a gunshot rang out, and the female character controlled by Miss Yuan fell to the ground.

Three people:
(End of this chapter)