Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 152 Ah You Kui Ze?

He's pretty much figured out how shopping pages work now. The products are good, but he doesn't know where he'll put his skills.

Each time he acquires a skill, he uses it in some strange way. To be honest, now he prefers something valuable or something that can make money, or at the very least, something that is good for his health.

Firstly, he'd become a bit addicted to making money lately, and secondly, he'd noticed Old Master Jiang's ailing health. After all, the greatest wealth a person can have is a healthy body. Of course, having a few hundred million in real-world wealth would be even better, since he was just an ordinary person.

Of course, small amounts of money are out of the question. He doesn't lack small amounts of money now. He's no longer the novice who could be happy for a long time over ten thousand or eight thousand yuan a month ago.

If it's just a small amount of money, it's better to level up a skill. Even if it's not very useful, at least you can show off, right?
The next day, Lin Mo got up to wash up as usual, while Director Wang slept in as usual, as if his grand ambitions after being hit hard were nothing but a fart.

It's said that a man's mouth is a liar's tongue, and men's credibility is ruined by people like Wang Chu.

I didn't see Professor Mu on the playground, but that's understandable. After all, he was at home yesterday, so it's impossible for him to get up early to exercise at school today.

He jogs for thirty minutes, then practices standing meditation. Now he can feel the changes in his body, especially after Professor Li took his pulse yesterday and emphasized that his kidney qi has been replenished to about 70-80%. Now he is in the stage of consolidating the foundation. There is no way to deal with qi deficiency and spleen deficiency, as the Yang-supporting standing meditation does not take into account these issues.

Fortunately, with the medicine prescribed by Professor Li, he can take his time to recover. His health will improve eventually, so there's no rush.

I ate breakfast in the cafeteria and brought some back for Director Wang.

In the dormitory, Lin Mo had just come out of the bathroom after taking a shower when he saw Director Wang sitting at the table, eating breakfast with sleepy eyes.

He didn't even open his eyes, and kept putting the steamed bun in his hand on his nose. He kept dozing off from time to time. The reason he didn't collapse was entirely due to his tenacious will.

"No, you're so sleepy, why are you eating breakfast? Go back to sleep, we have nothing to do!" Lin Mo laughed when he saw this.

Upon hearing this, Director Wang, who had his eyes closed, shook his head: "No, I have class at eight in the morning, I have to go!"

"Did the class monitor send you again?" Lin Mo asked curiously.

Wang Chu suddenly opened his eyes, slapped his face twice with his hands, and said with a start, "Hey, I promised her yesterday. If I had known I was this sleepy, I would have refused yesterday."

Seeing this, Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him and spat, "Serves you right. The medicine my teacher prescribed for us all said we need to maintain a good sleep schedule. Tell me, what time did you go to bed last night?"

"It's not late, I went to sleep at just past four o'clock!" Director Wang retorted.

Lin Mo:
It's only a little past four o'clock. He'll be up in a little over an hour. It's not late at all.

"Keep going like this. At this rate, one day you'll be turned into a pure yang saint body, with kidney yang deficiency to the extreme. Then you'll have no desires left and might as well become a monk!" Lin Mo complained.

Who would take medicine while abusing their health? What's the point of taking the medicine then?

Especially yesterday afternoon when he and Miss Yuan came back, it's as if they don't care about their health. They were drinking Chinese medicine from wine glasses, so elegant.

They said they valued it, avoiding spicy food and paying attention to their diet, but they didn't listen at all. Not to mention the chives, the oysters were even cooked with minced garlic, and the chili peppers on the lamb kidneys almost buried the kidneys alive.

If they keep eating like this, even the best medicine will be much less effective. We should really have Senior Brother Fan give these two the 500 bottles of saline solution he prescribed to cleanse their brains.

"Huh? That can't be right. My sexual orientation is perfectly normal. I don't even like Li Shiya. Why would I want to be a monk?" Director Wang said, looking unconvinced.

Hearing this, Lin Mo sneered: "Heh~ Didn't you hear what my teacher said yesterday? People with Yin deficiency have strong desires, while people with Yang deficiency have weak desires. You are Yang deficiency. If you are so deficient, what else can you be but a monk?"
I advise you not to look for a partner anymore. Since your goal is to become Yue Buqun anyway, just endure it. Who can outlast you?

After saying that, before Director Wang could react, Lin Mo grabbed his things and left the dormitory.

This body belongs to you; if you don't take care of it, no matter what others say, it's all in vain.

This time, Lin Mo didn't go to the library. After yesterday's events, he realized that public places like libraries were no longer suitable for him, since he didn't want to go out and be stared at.

Lin Mo found an empty study room in the teaching building and put down his things: a copy of "Shennong's Classic of Materia Medica", a 2B pencil, a pencil sharpener, and an eraser that he had bought at the supermarket on his way to breakfast.

1314 Peppa Pig drawings—even if they're abstract, it's still a considerable amount of work. I wonder what level his sketching skills will reach after all that's been done.

It sounds pretty impressive, though. You can draw what a person looks like as a child or as an adult just by looking at them. It's definitely high-end stuff.

After seeing this skill last night, he specifically went online to check it out. Sure enough, it really exists, but there are only a few people in the whole country who can reach this level. The most famous one is Officer Lin, who is known as the "Magic Pen Detective".

Not only can it help the police solve cases, but it can also help some families searching for their biological children. Lin Mo felt that if he fulfilled the prerequisites, he should be able to achieve this as well.

Although it wouldn't help him achieve financial freedom, he still hoped to acquire this skill, since it was a rare skill and certainly better than operating an excavator.

Soon, Lin Mo began drawing simple sketches of Peppa Pig while reading the book.

Drawing Peppa Pig is quite simple. First, draw a 6, then a q, roughly depict a hairdryer, add two ears, use circles to draw the nose and eyes, a capital U for the body, two chicken claw hands, two square feet, and an abstract tail, and you're done.

Two hours passed quickly. Lin Mo spent the time reciting his lessons and drawing Peppa Pig at the same time. His progress was quite impressive. He drew more than a hundred Peppa Pigs without interrupting his reading. He was a true master of time management.

Just as he was rubbing his sore fingers, thinking about trying again, Miss Yuan called.

"Hey, Sister Yuan!"

"Mo Zai, where are you? Why aren't you in the dorm?"

"I'm in the study room?"

"Study my ass! Your school has a military training performance today, hurry up and come out!" Miss Yuan said excitedly.

You can even hear the numbers "one, two, three, four" coming from the other end of the phone, even through the phone.

"I'm not going. It's not like I haven't seen it before. It's not interesting. All you do is march in formation and do goose-stepping, and there's a set of military boxing. That's about it. The sun is so strong outside. If you really want to see it, the welcome party is coming up soon. Wouldn't it be better to watch it then?" Lin Mo refused.

He not only watched it, but also participated in it. This kind of performance has no appeal to him at all. He has to go out in the sun. He would only go if he had a brainstem deficiency. Isn't it better to practice skills in the study room?

"Stop talking nonsense and hurry up! I'm telling you, I'm short on patience."

Before she could finish speaking, Lin Mo hung up the phone. He was joking, thinking, "Do you think you can bully me on my turf?"

But he greatly underestimated Miss Yuan's fighting power. In less than ten minutes, Lin Mo was drawing circles with his left hand and squares with his right, multitasking to farm skill points.

Suddenly, a green figure, like a green arrow, rushed over and launched into a zero-frame attack with the Northwest Hammer King's massive swing punch. "Little black dog, you dare hang up on me? I'll fucking hammer you to death! I'll count to three, are you coming or not!"

Lin Mo, who had just been punched in the chest, went completely blank for a moment, and the narration involuntarily popped into his mind.

"My name is Lin Mo, dear Mom. I met a girl who, while you have a reason to hit me, she doesn't even have one. She just yells 'Fuck you!' right off the bat. And she's bad at math; she can only count to three."

"No, how did you find this place? Didn't I tell you?" Lin Mo asked, clutching his chest, looking puzzled.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan waved her hand and said, "Why are you hiding? Show yourself, my little darling!"

As soon as she finished speaking, Li Shiya, dressed in a red dopamine-inspired outfit, walked nervously into the classroom. Paired with Miss Yuan's equally dopamine-inspired green outfit, the two were truly vying for attention and it was hard to tell who was better.

It was obvious that the two of them had dressed up specially for today, and they even had accessories of the same color tied in their hair.

Seeing this, Lin Mo was immediately furious. Sure enough, there was a traitor among them.

Don't ask how it happened, otherwise Chuanzi wouldn't have become Li Shiya.

He then pointed at Li Shiya and laughed, "It was you who led the Japanese devils here, kid?"

"Imperial Army... cough cough, the young lady asked me to point out a way, what can I do? He who eats another's food is bound to him, Old Mo, you can't blame me for this."

Hearing this, Lin Mo rolled her eyes at him, then looked at their outfits: "What kind of combination is this? Red and green, it's like a pile of crap!"

"Get out of here, can't you speak properly? This is called dopamine dressing. He's Little Red today, I'm Little Green today, and here, I brought you a blue hat, so you're Little Blue now," Miss Yuan said, pulling a blue sun hat from her skirt and throwing it over.

Luckily, he's Little Blue and not Little Green, otherwise it would be interesting to see him throw a green hat at you.

"He's Xiao Hong, you're Xiao Lü, and I'm Xiao Lan? What about Wang Gang?" Lin Mo muttered a couple of times before asking.

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl patted his shoulder and laughed, "Wang Gang was kept behind by the squad leader, have you forgotten!"

Lin Mo:
"No way, in this sweltering heat, instead of staying home in air conditioning, you two went to watch the military training performance. What were you thinking? Have you lost your minds?"

Miss Yuan: "Of course I'm here to see handsome guys!"

Sichuan Girl: "I'm about to go live. If anyone tries to chat me up later, I'll need your help!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo clutched his chest and asked in a bewildered tone, "This is a military training performance. There are no handsome guys, no flirting. Do you think this is a movie shoot? Is your Sister Wang back?"

Miss Yuan: "I don't care, I want to see it!"

Lin Mo: "I've already transferred you to another school."

Miss Yuan: "You also need to help me take pictures of the instructor's abs~"

Lin Mo: "You want me to pat the instructor's abs for you? If I do that, wouldn't I become a pervert?"

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan turned her head away: "What if my mother found out you borrowed money from me?"

Lin Mo: "You actually dare to threaten me?"

Miss Yuan: "And there's quite a lot of it, and they still haven't paid it back."

Lin Mo's expression instantly changed: "How can I help you?"

Miss Yuan: "I saw a drill instructor, he's really good-looking, can you get his contact information for me?"

Sichuan girl: "There are also close-up photos."

Lin Mo smiled and said, "Okay~"

Miss Yuan: "I also want that instructor to take off his clothes and take a picture of his abs, and preferably take a few bodybuilding poses as well."

Sichuan Girl: "There are a few other instructors, it would be best if they came together!"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo stood up abruptly from his chair: "You thief, aren't you?"

Miss Yuan: "And there's also Yanda."

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo immediately grasped Miss Yuan's hand: "Let's make a plan!"

Seeing that he agreed, the two nodded in satisfaction. Lin Mo was trembling with anger. Sure enough, this money was not easy to borrow.

Fortunately, he was able to withdraw his money today. After cashing out in the stock market, the money cannot be withdrawn immediately. It can be used on the second day but not withdrawn, meaning it can only be used to buy other stocks. It can only be used and withdrawn on the third day.

He planned that after everything was over, he would take Miss Yuan directly to the city and return all the money she and Liu Ruyan had spent in one go, so that he would no longer be controlled by anyone.

Soon, Lin Mo was carried to the playground by the two women. Along the way, he was supported by two beautiful women on either side, which attracted a lot of strange looks. Fortunately, he had the foresight to wear a mask.

At this moment, the square formations were neatly arranged on the playground, and there were also quite a few people in the stands on the east side. Most of them were school leaders. Lin Mo even saw Principal Tang reprimanding Fang Qiong. If you didn't know better, you would think that the principal had become a regimental commander and was using his power to his advantage.

"Which instructor? Where is he?" Lin Mo asked as he was led to a corner of the playground.

Upon hearing this, Miss Yuan looked around and pointed to the group of instructors gathered not far to her right, saying, "Over there, the third one from the left, the one with his back to us leaning against the tree, I love him so much, please, please!"

Without saying a word, Miss Yuan pulled him along. As they got closer, Lin Mo finally noticed something was wrong. The instructor's hair seemed a bit long!

"Wait a minute, Sister Yuan, this isn't right, this isn't right!"

He was about to turn back when Miss Yuan gave him a push from behind and called out, "Instructor!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the instructor, who had been leaning against the tree with his back to them, turned around, revealing a refined face, and then smiled and said:

"Hello, student, is there anything I can help you with?"

Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)