Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

Chapter 140 Li 500
The next morning, Lin Mo finally resumed his normal routine. He got up and drank a glass of honey water. Hmm, that's the taste. It helps with bowel movements.

Then I went to the bathroom to poop and wash up. I've been using the toothpaste for several days now, and it's working really well.

Not only did my teeth become whiter, but my oral hygiene also improved significantly. In the past, I couldn't reach certain areas with brushing, which would have accumulated dirt and formed tartar if not treated in time.

He put on a posture corrector and placed the 13-in-1 shampoo he bought last night in the bathroom, treating it as a public item. Whoever wanted to use it could use it; he certainly didn't want to.

What is this stuff? It can be applied externally, taken orally, and even get in your eyes. Most importantly, it can be used as engine oil. It's outrageous. I just don't know what it tastes like. It can also be used as a clear soup base.

He could accept a 3-in-1 shampoo, shower gel, and conditioner, since guys don't really care about these things, but a 13-in-1 is a bit outrageous.

He opened it and saw that it contained a clear, watery liquid. Although he believed in the authenticity of the shopping pop-up, he still couldn't accept that something that could be used as toilet cleaner would be applied to his body or even put into his stomach.

The reason I still insisted on buying it is because of the four items I bought last night, this was the only one that didn't seem to cause any harm.

We're not considering the weapons category for now, even if it's just a stun gun, because whoever gets shocked will have to call the police.

Hot dry noodles are a pretty good option, and it's a conceptual weapon, but the problem is that it's too unstable.

He ate it himself, which triggered the beheading quest. If he gave it to someone else, it's unclear whether the quest would be triggered by randomly selecting a passerby or by finding the person who gave him the hot dry noodles.

Moreover, there are risks involved in preservation. Although Chuanmei doesn't come back to live here much anymore, Director Wang comes back frequently. He's a glutton; he can find the government's disaster relief grain even if you dig three feet into the ground.

After all, he had hidden food before, but it was always found. So he eventually gave up and just bought food to share with everyone.

Of course, toilet paper should still be used, but the rest is up to you.

But he could eat other things, but not this; he didn't want to be beheaded on the spot.

As for the pesticide, let's not even talk about it. What's the point of giving insects rheumatoid arthritis? If it can't even kill insects, it must be fake.

After thinking it over, it seems that this 13-in-1 shampoo is the only one I can buy. Although it doesn't have any special effects, at least it can be used in an emergency. If all else fails, I can even use it as a toilet cleaner. In short, it can be used in many places.

Besides, with Director Wang in the dormitory, it's definitely not a waste of money to buy it.

On the playground, Lin Mo jogged to warm up as usual, then practiced standing meditation. He didn't know if it was the effect of the standing meditation or the Chinese medicine liquid, but his mental state had been quite good these past two days.

The old lady wasn't here today; she must have gone home. He plans to visit Professor Mu this afternoon, mainly because the Chinese medicine liquid is running low.

After having breakfast in the cafeteria, the drills had already started outside. It was the last day of freshman military training. Tomorrow, the whole school will hold a military training performance, followed by a welcome party. After that, the freshmen will officially be integrated into university life.

After returning to his dormitory, Lin Mo took a shower, changed his clothes, put on some eye drops, and took his calligraphy practice book and the "Shennong's Classic of Materia Medica" to the library.

Senior year is so boring because there are no classes, and even if there are, they are easy courses like "University Student Employment Guidance," so it doesn't make a difference whether you go or not, and it's a waste of time.

'Brush brush'

Inside the library, Lin Mo diligently copied the calligraphy model, and finally, after more than an hour, he finished copying the model, which was about an inch thick.

In an instant, he felt his memory of writing deepen, and his writing habits, including the strokes of horizontal and vertical characters, changed significantly.

At the same time, Lin Mo turned the calligraphy copybook over and copied the contents of the "Shennong's Classic of Materia Medica" on the back. He found that the characters he wrote were neat, the same size, and the font was beautiful and upright.

After writing two or three hundred words in one go, Lin Mo noticed that even the spacing between the words was the same, making it look clean and neat, just like it was printed out.

Putting everything else aside, if he had been able to write such neat and orderly regular script in high school, he would have at least gotten two points for a clean and tidy exam paper, and his Chinese language score would have been better.

After all, when Chinese teachers are grading essays, it's easy to get a high score if the handwriting is neat and the paper is clean.

Rubbing his slightly sore fingers, Lin Mo smiled with considerable satisfaction. He had gained another skill, which, at the very least, would be useful when he wrote his application to join the Party later.

After setting aside the calligraphy practice book he had finished writing, he was about to look at the "Shennong's Classic of Materia Medica" that Professor Li had given him when he suddenly realized that several girls had been sitting around him without him noticing.

These people weren't reading books; they just kept glancing at him, and some even secretly took photos with their phones.

Suddenly, a very pretty girl wearing a black pleated skirt and a white shirt sat down and whispered:
"Hello, are you Senior Lin Mo?"

Although Lin Mo was a little confused, he still nodded.

"It really is you! I'm Xia An'an, a second-year English major. I saw your video online, but I didn't expect to meet you here. Lin Mo, you're even more handsome in real life than online!" The girl said excitedly.

Fortunately, this was a library, so even though she was a little excited, she kept her voice very low, otherwise it would have been really uncomfortable.

Hearing this, Lin Mo finally understood why she was looking at him like that. Thinking about it, the other girls around him seemed to be doing it for similar reasons.

Unexpectedly, the Sichuan girl's prediction came true, and he accidentally became a celebrity at school. Fortunately, he is neither an internet celebrity nor a star, so the hype will dissipate in a couple of days, and he doesn't need to wear a mask every day when he goes out.

In the sweltering summer heat, even going naked feels unbearable; why would you wear a mask? That's just asking for trouble.

"Thank you, you're very beautiful too," Lin Mo replied softly with a smile.

Regardless, since someone is so eager to praise you, you shouldn't give them a hard time; you should still show them some politeness.

"Senior Lin Mo, can I have your contact information?" Xia An'an took out her phone, her eyes wide with anticipation, and asked.

To be honest, she does look quite pretty. Her outfit has a pure and innocent schoolgirl vibe, and she's fairly good-looking. Even with makeup, she's definitely a pretty girl. But in terms of looks, she's a bit better than Zhao Tingting. It's just that Zhao Tingting was a student council member before, which gives her an advantage and makes her more famous.

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo looked at the other person with a strange expression, without saying a word, but a smile played on his lips.

He never imagined that the first time he would be approached by a girl in his life would be in the library, and in such a way.

Although he was young, he was already a seasoned senior in college, and with the internet so readily available, he naturally understood what striking up a conversation meant.

When men and women strike up a conversation, the chances of them simply wanting to be friends are slim. Most of the time, they're hoping to develop a romantic relationship. Otherwise, why would anyone bother adding another person's contact information?

To be honest, if he were a sophomore or junior in college, he would be very happy to be approached by a girl like that. After all, who doesn't want to have a sweet romance?

But now he's a senior in college and has his own shopping page, so dating isn't his priority. Women only affect how fast he makes money, except for rich women, of course, because rich women can make him even more money.

Seeing that he didn't immediately agree, but instead looked at her with a smile, Xia An'an's pretty face flushed slightly. She looked around and noticed that several girls were paying attention to what was happening. Then she whispered:

"Senior Lin Mo, could we go outside? I have something I'd like to discuss with you, is that alright?"

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo followed her gaze and noticed the occasional stares around him. He then nodded, picked up his book, and stood up.

He had been an ordinary person for so many years and wasn't used to being watched by so many people, especially girls, which made him a little uncomfortable.

Soon, the two walked out of the library side by side. Upon seeing this, some of the girls around them took out their phones, some typed to share with their friends, and others put down their phones and looked back to continue reading.

The two sat down on a bench under a tree outside the library. Xia An'an couldn't wait to say, "Senior Lin Mo, I watched your recent videos online. You're so handsome! Can we get to know each other and become friends?"

"Thank you, of course. But you just said you wanted to talk to me about something. You don't mean you just want to get to know me, do you?" Lin Mo said with a smile.

I don’t know if it’s because of Emperor Ruyan’s influence, but now he can communicate with a pretty girl with a very peaceful mindset.

He used to be a little nervous when talking to pretty girls, even with Miss Yuan at the beginning. It only got better over time as he got to know her better. Perhaps it was because Emperor Ruyan made him resistant to ordinary beauty.

"Here's the thing, besides being a sophomore English major, I also run my own media business. I already have 30 followers on Douyin. I saw your videos these past two days, and they're very popular, but it seems you don't have a Douyin account."

"I'd like to invite you, senior, to film a short video together. How about that? We can appear as a couple. If we manage it well, we should be able to gain a lot of followers by riding this wave of popularity. Also, you can open an account too, senior, and we can do a collaboration." Xia An'an said excitedly.

Hearing this, Lin Mo laughed. He knew it! Although his image had improved a lot, he still didn't have that much charm to make a girl take the initiative to chat him up. Sure enough, profit was the main factor.

However, he wasn't angry. After all, the girl wasn't stealing or robbing; she just wanted to ride on his popularity to gain more followers and make some money, which was perfectly normal.

"Pretending to be a couple on camera? That's not a good idea. Besides, I don't plan to become a social media influencer, and I don't want to lie to netizens and act every day," Lin Mo said with a smile, waving his hand in refusal.

If he wanted to start a self-media business, the first person he would think of would be a girl from Sichuan, someone he knows well and is close to.

When collaborating with others, you might have to sign some kind of agreement, and in the end, you might not even have your own account.

But his refusal seemed to be misunderstood. Suddenly, Xia An'an blushed and said, "It was fake at first, but as long as you agree, senior, maybe we can be a real couple."

Lin Mo:
Good heavens, a honey trap?
If you're going to play like that, then I'll have to be even more cautious.

“I’m sorry, I don’t have that plan at the moment, but if you’re willing, I can introduce you to a friend who also works in social media,” Lin Mo declined.

He knows his own situation best. Although he's currently in the spotlight, what will happen when the hype dies down? What will the other party do then?
If they become famous, everything will be fine. But if there's no buzz, they might not even have time to break up and maintain a single persona, let alone become a real couple.

Hearing this, Xia An'an was very disappointed. She tried to persuade him a few more times, but seeing his determination, she gave up. However, before leaving, she added his contact information and said that he could contact her anytime if he changed his mind in the next two days.

Although it wasn't explicitly stated, he understood what the other person meant.

Simply put, while he's still in the spotlight these days, if you're interested, contact him. Once the hype dies down, you won't need to anymore.

Lin Mo shook his head and chuckled twice. After parting ways with her, he went directly to Chuanmei's residence.

As soon as I opened the door, I heard the Sichuan girl cursing into her phone:

"Get lost! I already said I'm not signing, why are you asking? Do you think I need you to get me orders? If you call again, I'll start swearing."

After saying that, the Sichuan girl angrily hung up the phone and sat on the sofa, sulking.

"What's going on? Why are you arguing? Who are you arguing with?" Lin Mo asked with a smile.

Although Sichuan girls are known for their sharp tongues, it's rare to see one this angry.

"A stupid MC company said they wanted to sign me, but I didn't agree. Then they said they would give me orders, and for every 5 yuan order, they would give me a 500 yuan commission. What the hell? Are they trying to fob me off?"
They shamelessly claimed that their previous top-tier influencer with millions of followers only earned this much commission under their contract, and that my situation, without a contract, was already considered high. Did they really think I knew nothing?!

The Sichuan girl cursed angrily, clearly angered. She knew he wasn't a complete novice; he had taken on advertising orders before and knew the general situation. Wasn't this obviously treating him like a fool?
Upon hearing this, Lin Mo was startled: "Wow, Li 500?"

Sichuan girl: "Get lost, you only have five hundred!"

Lin Mo: "Sorry, I'm taller than you, I'm 800!"

Sichuan girl:? ? ?
(End of this chapter)