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Chapter 106 Your Majesty, I Must Accuse Liu Ruyan of Adultery

"I was wrong, I was really wrong. I didn't eat it, I just smelled it."

On the sofa, cousin Su He held a long purple eggplant in one hand and used the other hand to firmly press Emperor Ruyan down onto the sofa, making him unable to move.

The large stick in his hand fell continuously, making a series of loud cracking sounds, causing Emperor Ruyan to beg for mercy repeatedly.

"Do you think I'm blind? Didn't you say it was just a massage? I only went to the kitchen for a moment and you started kissing me, huh?!"

That's right, just now from his cousin Su He's perspective, it was Liu Ruyan who was pulling his collar and nibbling at his neck.

Eggplant, which was originally intended to be cooked, became the most handy weapon, and I used it to draw ten times in a row from the meaty part behind Emperor Ruyan.

"I didn't! If you believe me, ask your cousin! Xiao Mo, say something! Say something!" Emperor Ruyan cried out in despair.

Su He: →_→

Feeling her cousin's scrutinizing gaze, Lin remained silent, only scratching her head repeatedly.

Su He: "Still dare to argue? Traitorous scoundrel! Take this! I'll chop you down with my fists!"

"You were wrong! I'll never dare to do it again! Please spare me!"

Lin Mo:
As expected of the Great Emperor Ruyan, even at this point, she still hasn't forgotten to maintain her true colors. Her character, Liu Ruyan, is as stable as Teacher Yu's smoking, drinking, and perming.

Watching Emperor Ruyan being beaten, Lin Mo couldn't help but take a deep breath. Sure enough, he almost lost his composure. Just thinking about it made him feel scared. He was sure that if he had really lost his composure first, he would have been met with Emperor Ruyan's ridicule.

This woman can flirt, but if you want her to take responsibility, that's just wishful thinking. She's not called Liu Ruyan for nothing.

But I have to say, the Sichuan girl's "silence is golden" tactic is really brilliant. No explanation is needed, and a great scholar will defend her.

Five minutes later, Su He returned to the kitchen after dealing with Liu Ruyan and warned her that if she dared to mess around again, she would have to use the eggplant in a different way.

Meanwhile, Liu Ruyan, clutching her stomach with one hand and pointing to the white coat beside her with the other, said:

"I won't hold what happened earlier against you. Now put this on and give me a massage, and we'll call it even, okay?"

Lin Mo looked at the white coat next to him, his eyes full of incomprehension: "No, massage is massage, I accept it, but why are you wearing a white coat? It's so hot. And where did you get this thing?"

"How old are you? Do you even know what skin enhancement is? Can't I feel good looking at your uniform? Hurry up, my stomach hurts so much!" Liu Ruyan kicked him with her bare feet and urged him on.

Lin Mo took a step back: "I don't want to. I'm not a doctor, and this isn't a hospital!"

Hearing this, Liu Ruyan, who was sitting on the sofa, raised the corners of her mouth slightly, leaned back as if she had no bones, and touched her lips with her finger, saying, "Don't want to? Who was driving with my sister just now?"

Oh, maybe it wasn't about driving, but rather someone saying what was on their mind?

"I didn't betray you even when I was being tortured. Have you thought this through? You don't want your cousin to find out what happened, do you?"

Faced with Liu Ruyan's blatant threat, Lin Mo immediately displayed his flexible bottom line.

He grabbed a white coat from the side, put it on, and said with a smile, "I'll go wherever the leader points; two horizontal lines and one vertical line mean 'do it,' and two points and one force mean 'get it done.'"

As he spoke, he neatly put on his white coat.

"Boss, what do you think of my declaration of progress?"

Seeing this, Liu Ruyan was amused and covered her mouth with a light laugh: "Hmm~~ Not bad, keep it up, let's begin!"

"Okay~"

Lin Mo rubbed his hands together to warm them and then placed them on Emperor Ruyan's stomach.

The moment his hand touched her, a blush rose on Liu Ruyan's pale face. But this time, her eyes did not flinch; instead, she stared intently at the person in front of her.

The warmth of the hands on her stomach was far less than that of her flushed face.

More than half an hour later, when her cousin Su He came out of the kitchen again, she immediately saw her cousin dressed in white, giving Liu Ruyan a back massage.

"Good heavens! I knew Liu Ruyan was nagging about uniforms and skin all yesterday. Sure enough, she looks so aloof in that white coat!" Su He exclaimed after looking her up and down. Then, she looked at the woman sprawled on the sofa, her complexion much better and a look of pure enjoyment on her face, and continued:
"You even brought a uniform with you? You must have a lot of free time!" Hearing this, Liu Ruyan, who was sweating on her forehead, opened her eyes and laughed: "Of course, a workman must first have the right tools if he wants to do his work well. Without this uniform, the massage effect can only reach 80% at most. With this uniform on, the effect can reach 120%. I just like this kind of thing, so what?"

After the massage, her abdominal pain was greatly reduced, and she regained her energy and felt much more relaxed, so she had the energy to bicker again.

Yesterday, before she left, she asked Su He to help her invite Lin Mo over today, since her period still had a few days left and she couldn't keep suffering like this forever.
Although she knew that massage could relieve pain, it was indeed difficult to find a skilled female massage therapist, while there were plenty of skilled technicians.

As for male massage therapists, there are plenty available, so why not use them? Combined with the medicine prescribed by Dr. Li, the effect was indeed remarkable.

Hearing this, Su He rolled her eyes, then looked at her cousin in a white coat and said, "You too, you're so spineless. She told you to wear it, so why did she make you wear it? How long are you going to have to press it?"

Lin Mo felt a little embarrassed. "Do you think I wanted to wear this? It's so hot in the middle of summer. It's just that Emperor Ruyan is starting to unlock the plot of her daily life."

"That's about enough. A massage session shouldn't last too long," Lin Mo said, stopping to rest.

Sensing that he had stopped, Liu Ruyan was displeased: "What's wrong? I was feeling really good, keep going!"

"What a load of crap! Your complexion looks much better now. Go to the kitchen and check your medicine!" With that, Su He pulled Liu Ruyan off the sofa, then sat down herself, rubbing her shoulders and saying, "Come on, give your cousin a massage too. My neck and back have been a bit sore lately."

Lin Mo:
He felt that coming here today was a mistake. It would have been so much better to stay in the dormitory. Instead, he came here to work for someone else. With his skills, he could open his own shop and charge by the minute.

"Have you gone to the hospital?" Lin Mo asked.

"I went there, and they said it's cervical spondylosis and mild lumbar muscle strain caused by looking down too much. There's nothing I can do, it's an occupational hazard," my cousin Su He sighed helplessly.

There's no easy way to get a job. His cousin, Su He, was able to reach a management position in the company at this age because she worked hard back then. Otherwise, how could she have gotten her current position if she had just been slacking off all the time?

Lin Mo took his hands and massaged the patient's cervical spine to relax the muscles. Through contact and the massage and bone-setting techniques comparable to those of a chief physician, he gained a general understanding of the situation.

"Tilt your head back more often, cousin. Your cervical spine problem is quite serious. Exercise more, do some yoga to stretch, and it will also help you maintain your figure."

"Oh, I don't have time!"

As the two talked, Su He, the older cousin, gradually realized that her younger cousin was indeed quite capable. No wonder Liu Ruyan was so attached to him; it was indeed comfortable.

"Not bad, Xiao Mo, you've got some skill."

Upon hearing this, Lin Mo wrapped her arms around her cousin's neck from behind: "The best stuff is yet to come. Take a deep breath; it's normal to feel dizzy."

‘Kaka’

"Ah~~ wait a minute, wait a minute! I'm not pressing it anymore!" my cousin Su He shouted.

At this moment, Lin Mo had already pressed her down on the sofa and was giving her a set of forced bone-setting stretches. The process was naturally a bit painful, but it was still very helpful for his cousin's current physical condition.

"Almost there, cousin, your limbs have all degenerated, haven't they? You even have uneven shoulders and legs of different lengths. Let me straighten them for you." Lin Mo immediately took action.

Liu Ruyan, who was originally in the kitchen, suddenly heard Su He's scream and rushed out to see what was going on.

Then, accompanied by his cousin Su He's screams, Lin Mo witnessed a scene that was both laughable and pathetic.

Her cousin was sprawled on the sofa, screaming as if being tortured, while Liu Ruyan squatted down in front of her, grabbed her chin, and spoke fiercely:
"Will you confess or not? I'm asking you, will you confess or not!"

Su He: "I won't recruit him, I'm a Party member, I won't recruit him!"

Liu Ruyan: "Oh ho~ You're pretty stubborn, aren't you? Keep it up, are you going to confess or not!"

Su He: "I confess, I confess everything! I assassinated Empress Dowager Cixi, I burned down the Epang Palace, and I even led the asteroid that caused the extinction of the dinosaurs!"

Liu Ruyan: "How dare you! You still dare to deceive me!"

Su He: "Your Majesty, I must accuse Liu Ruyan of adultery and defilement of the harem. Her crime is unforgivable!"

Upon hearing this, Liu Ruyan took out a cucumber and held it against his neck: "Say it again!"

Su He: "Your Majesty, I will not plead your case!"

Lin Mo:
(End of this chapter)