Everything I bought on online shopping platforms was genuine.

It's no wonder they're all talented people who came from the same dorm. Lin Mo was absolutely right when he said they had great chemistry. They were so well-matched that they could easily starve if they worked together to eat a meal.

At the dining table, Miss Yuan stood up, put one hand on her hip, and pointed at the three people with the other, saying:

"Come on, stop eating and put your chopsticks down. I have something to tell you. We're having a small get-together today until 11 p.m.

Meal time is 120 minutes, after which you are free to do whatever you want, such as playing billiards or gaming. Requirements: stationery must be uniform, beer mugs must be provided, and hangover tea must be served!

Now let me explain the rules. If you can drink two cases, you can eat as much as you want, standing or sitting is fine. If you can drink one and a half cases, you can sit down to eat. If you can drink one case, you can only eat the food in front of you. If you can drink half a case, you can only eat half a box of meat rolls and a few other meat dishes. If you can drink a whole case, you can only eat half a box of meat rolls. As for shrimp and other meat dishes, you are not allowed to eat them. If you can drink three bottles, you can only eat vegetables. If you can't even drink three bottles, you can just dip your chopsticks in some sauce and slurp it up. Got it?

Anyone who refuses to drink, secretly pours or spills wine, will be expelled from the community if discovered.

In addition, you can advance one level by twisting one screw. That is to say, if you can't finish three bottles, you can eat some vegetables after twisting one screw. And so on. Also, if anyone takes cephalosporin today, they should quit. No one will care if they die!

Besides the hot pot and the things you three bought while you were redeeming yourselves, the squad leader also provided two cold dishes while you were out: smashed cucumber and mixed dried tofu. Sister Yuan, I provided snacks like beef tendon; consider it extra food for you. Remember, you're only allowed to go to the toilet twice during meals. Also, Director Wang, you're not allowed to smoke. Any other questions?

The three old men looked at each other, their hierarchy quite strict.

"Sister Yuan, I can only drink three bottles in total. I'll throw up if I drink any more," Lin Mo said with a troubled expression.

Of the three brothers, he has the worst alcohol tolerance. Even the Sichuan girl can drink more than him. Does that mean he can only eat vegetarian food?

He was unwilling to be reduced from a core member of the team to a peripheral figure!

Upon hearing this, the Sichuan girl sneered, "If you can't drink, who can you blame? Besides, can't you do a swirl? It would elevate your status."

"Sister Yuan, I'm fine. I can drink a whole case. I'll have another one. I'd like to ask if I can have half a box of meat rolls and some meat dishes!"

Upon hearing this, Director Wang chuckled and said, "It's just that the time was a bit short, otherwise I could have drunk half a case, but I could have swished two bottles and gone two levels higher!"

Seeing these two shameless people starting to surrender, Lin Mo quickly raised his hand: "Report!"

Miss Yuan: "Speak!"

Lin Mo: "I request to drink the wine I brought!"

Miss Yuan: "Get lost! Do you think I don't know you brought canned beer? You're a grown man, how can you be so shameless! Your whole case of beer is ruined!"

Lin Mo:
The only way to cheat was blocked, which made Lin Mo very frustrated.

Soon, the dinner party began. In order to be able to eat some meat today, Lin Mo went all out and started by ordering a whole pitcher of beer, which raised the bar for him.

Fortunately, he can drink from a beer mug. If he had to drink straight from the bottle, he wouldn't be able to finish a bottle because he doesn't know how to breathe properly.

Chuanmei and Wang Chu were also quite cunning; they both started spinning their tongues while their mouths were dry at the very beginning.

The Sichuan girl also spun one, and Director Wang spun two, their cards were practically on fire. After all, if they drank for a while, it would be difficult to spun again, since their stomachs had limited capacity.

"Sister Yuan, it's so hard, so hard! There's a pregnant woman, a divorced woman, and then there's this Cube Warrior who says she won't go to the police station for a matchmaking event, she insists on dating me. She even says that we men like her the most because she's a slightly chubby ceiling type, and that the oil on her face could be scraped off and used to make a dish."

I feel like I need compensation for emotional distress. Doing this for free is really making me shorten my lifespan!

The atmosphere at the dinner table was very lively. The Sichuan girl began to complain that today's audition had really exhausted her.

Not only was it tiring, but it was also disgusting, and I even developed psychological trauma, especially that cube warrior. Even tigers would have to search the whole forest for garlic to eat, yet I put my arm around his waist when taking a picture with him.

After the woman left, there was a patch of foundation on his clothes, which she had rubbed onto his face. He had even thrown his clothes away before coming up. It was terrifying.

"Serves you right! I called you for the second time, and I was clearly making noise in the kitchen, but you bastard still went to buy alcohol. Why don't you just get married right now? It's obviously your wife!" Lin Mo spat.

The Sichuan woman was furious upon hearing this: "Your wife!"

Lin Mo: "Yours!"

Sichuan girl: "Bounce back!"

Everyone:
All the Sichuan girl could say was, "Damn it, I'm so wronged! You were making those chopping noises, I thought you had already prepared the food, otherwise why would I have bought alcohol?"
"Ugh, today was really outrageous. If it were just me, I probably wouldn't have been able to handle it. I feel like I was a bit too hasty in developing the matchmaking section. I was too naive. There are still a few interviewees tomorrow, just thinking about it gives me a headache!" He Xiaoyue said with a long face. Yesterday there were only five people, and with more people on their side, even with one outrageous person, it was still easy to handle. But today was different. It was terrifying. Even a pregnant woman came out. If they didn't handle it properly and the pregnant woman miscarried, they would all be in legal trouble. You can imagine how much pressure she was under today.

After all, although Chuanmei is the boss, He Xiaoyue is actually the main person in charge of this project. She did a lot of things herself, so you could say she is the core of this project.

Hearing this, Lin Mo didn't mock Chuan Mei like he had. Instead, he smiled and encouraged her, "Xiao Yue, you're wrong. You should know that you can't learn everything before you do it; you have to do it and then learn."

My old squad leader told me that if I wanted to have you, I would never cough cough. (Crossing the channel) My mentor Lao Wang, who I interned with last year, told me, "Young man, you learn by doing."

No one is born with a knack for a particular profession; everyone learns through trial and error, by doing. The more patience you have, the less anxiety you'll experience!

I almost quoted one of Dragon's classic lines, that's really audacious!

"It's just Xiaoyue, a few demons and monsters. I, Sister Yuan, will be there to protect you tomorrow. They won't be able to handle us. Don't worry," Miss Yuan encouraged him.

As time passed, the atmosphere at the dinner table became very lively. Lin Mo finished three bottles of wine early on. Because he had already finished one bottle, he also ate some meat rolls. Of course, while everyone was enjoying their wine, he also sneaked some other snacks.

The class monitor saw it, but didn't call him out.

After dinner, they played two rounds of billiards, then some played mahjong, and finally some online gaming. It wasn't until 11 p.m. that everyone finally strolled off to their own homes.

The next morning, Lin Mo woke up groggily. To be honest, although he hadn't drunk much the day before, he had drunk some, and he felt dizzy and had a headache when he woke up.

Fortunately, I went to the restroom and washed my face, which made me feel much more refreshed.

Since Liu Ruyan wasn't there, he didn't need to make breakfast today. After tidying up briefly and placing a Hermes handbag in the most conspicuous spot on the coffee table, Lin Mo went downstairs and drove to the restaurant.

That's right, this bag is one of the new products that appeared on the shopping page today.

Although the items that have been refreshing the shopping page recently are mostly average, there are still some valuable ones occasionally. For example, this bag, he checked the price and found that it costs more than 24 yuan.

[Black guy gets Hermes handbag for free]

Lin Mo didn't know the specific model, nor did he understand it, but the bag contained broken glass, making it a 100% genuine product from his black friend.

Although he had never seen Liu Ruyan carry a bag, she had quite a few at home, and even he had two bags he didn't recognize.

He decided against selling the bag, since he would have to find a buyer and be pressured to lower the price. He figured it was better to give it to Empress Ruyan as a gift, since he had never given Liu Ruyan any gifts in all the time they had known each other. So before leaving, he left the bag in the most conspicuous place on the coffee table.

Humming a little tune, Lin Mo drove to the restaurant, in a good mood the whole way. The class monitor still didn't come with her today, not because she was busy, but because today was April 1st, April Fool's Day, and also the day of payday at the start of a new month.

Who wouldn't be at the company on payday? Such an exciting moment naturally calls for my presence.

At 9:30 a.m., Lin Mo was already busy in the kitchen when her cousin Su He arrived.

"Little brother, your sister's here! Your sister's here to work!" Su He skipped and hopped into the kitchen, laughing.

Hearing this, Lin Mo looked up and exclaimed, "Wow, sis, you look great! Looks like you've had a good rest this week!"

"Of course! This week, I've been eating and sleeping all the time. It's been so great! I can sleep until I naturally wake up and I don't have to listen to my boss's nagging. It's been so comfortable!" Su He casually picked up a cucumber, rubbed it a couple of times, and started crunching it in her mouth.

Over the course of this week, she not only caught up on all the sleep she had been missing, but also gained a few pounds. Her face, which had been so thin that she looked gaunt, became rounder and didn't look as haggard as it had last week.

Lin Mo smiled and nodded, "Then rest a little longer and take good care of yourself!"

"Do you even need to tell me? By the way, when I came over earlier, I saw an old lady lying in front of a restaurant in the city. I heard she was trying to stage an accident to extort 12,000 yuan from the owner. She wouldn't get up unless she got it. She's been lying there for several days now. The owner has fenced it off and put up a sign explaining what happened."

That shop is practically a social media sensation; lots of people go there to take photos. I was thinking, why don't we invite one of our aunties over for a visit? I've even come up with a slogan: 'Even if you're starving, you'd want to eat at this place!' I guarantee we'll become a hit!" Su He said, eating a cucumber.

Lin Mo: →_→

"Cousin, I'm not going to do anything abstract today. If you're really okay, just lie down at the store entrance. Remember to ask the staff to get you a blanket."

(End of this chapter)