Those who face the wall, but are in the Nascent Soul stage.

Chapter 370 Ahhhhhh, ahhhhhh!

a week ago.

After Li Bai finished drawing the third teleportation talisman, he went out to experience human life and visit human art and culture museums around the world. By chance, he encountered a human and a dinosaur.

After a brief period of conflict, Li Bai became close friends with both the small human insect and the large dinosaur insect.

Luo Qing even recognized one of the dinosaurs.

Rather than saying that Luo Qing knew him, it would be more accurate to say that his clone, the good corpse, was very familiar with him and had a friendship spanning decades.

This dinosaur is Big Tooth.

He is also Karl's cousin, who is currently the ambassador of the Devouring Civilization to Earth.

Dinosaurs had a lifespan far exceeding that of ordinary ancient humans under normal circumstances, with an average lifespan of over 200 years. Teddy was the only dinosaur to have undergone gene surgery to extend its lifespan, and thus it is still active throughout the Earth.

As for that human.

Luo Qing didn't recognize him, but he observed his situation through his divine sense. The other person was a Chinese language teacher who was leading a group of chattering children on a tour of the museum in the library at the time.

While visiting the art museum with her children, Yi Yi happened to encounter Dinosaur Tooth, who was also visiting the museum to see human art.

Subsequently.

The two, one human and one dragon, started arguing because of their respective artistic philosophies.

The argument was so intense that several people nearby couldn't stop them.

Big Tooth said: Dinosaurs' civilization and art are the most advanced. Dinosaurs have a long and brilliant history of 6000 million years. In comparison, humans and insects know nothing.

Yi Yi said: Dinosaurs didn't understand art at all. The long imperial autocracy stifled the artistic and literary aspects of dinosaur civilization. Dinosaurs only knew how to eat. Although human civilization has only existed for a few thousand years, the brilliant culture it has created has far surpassed that of dinosaurs over tens of millions of years.

The two argued and gradually became increasingly agitated.

Finally, Big Tooth couldn't resist taking a bite.

In front of dozens of children in the class, Yi Yi punched the stupid dinosaur and sent it flying.

Do you understand the value of a late-stage acquired martial artist? He's also a physical education teacher.

Enraged, Yi Yi rode on Big Tooth and gave it a good beating. In the end, the children pulled their teacher down to prevent her from killing the dinosaur.

This beating almost caused a diplomatic incident between humans and dinosaurs.

It was during this chaos that Li Bai, who was originally visiting alone, became interested in the argument between the two and took the initiative to come and watch the excitement.

There's no way around it; after Li Bai became human, he seemed to be bewitched. He couldn't resist any gossip, especially arguments.

We don't know how human genes are set at birth.

After witnessing the conflict between Daya and Yiyi, Li Bai learned the cause and effect.

Because he had once been the god of dinosaurs, and because he genuinely believed that the rugged art of dinosaurs was superior to the refined but useless art of humans.

Otherwise, he wouldn't have been able to protect that giant ring for a full 6000 million years.

So Li Bai stepped forward and said a few words in support of Da Ya.
Since Li Bai never hid his identity from the outside world, the world knew that the person in front of him was a celestial being personally certified by Luo Qing, and also knew that the other party's name was exactly the same as Li Bai of the Tang Dynasty. Therefore, Yi Yi recognized Li Bai at a moment's notice.

But Yi Yi also didn't give this immortal a kind look.

Yi Yi publicly mocked Li Bai, saying that he couldn't even write a single poem, yet he dared to call himself Li Bai. She said that even if he called himself Emperor Qianlong or Zhang Zongchang, he was still lacking in skill. How could he dare to call himself the Poet Immortal Li Bai?
Li Bai's face flushed red and then turned pale from the sarcasm. The art museum director seemed to be leading a group to pull Yi Yi out to prevent an uncontrollable incident, but Li Bai, being competitive, not only stopped the director and his men from clearing the area, but even challenged Yi Yi to a poetry contest.

Yi Yi was naturally not afraid.

In a short period of time, Li Bai absorbed all the ancient poems of human civilization and then created several five-character and seven-character regulated poems based on these poems.

As a "poetic" group, writing a few short poems about humans and insects is a piece of cake, isn't it?
As a Chinese language teacher, Yi Yi also wrote a few poems on the spot.

Li Bai believed that he wrote it better.

Da Ya also felt that his own ancestors wrote it better.

Yi Yi said that the audience at the art museum should judge the evaluation, and that it should be a double-blind, anonymous evaluation so that the results would not be influenced by Li Bai's status as an immortal.

A hastily arranged poetry contest was thus launched.

The results came out quickly: thousands of visitors to the art museum gave a unified assessment of Li Bai's poem and Yi Yi.

Yi Yi's poem is good!

Li Bai's poems are no good!
There were even sharp comments from humans: "What garbage AI generated this poem? It's not even as good as one of Zhang Dashuai's poems. I hate this kind of randomly pieced-together textual corpse the most. It makes people feel disgusted."

Li Bai suffered a crushing defeat and remained deeply resentful about it.
Li Bai, of course, would not easily admit defeat. If the Poetry Clan, a god-like civilization that represents the pinnacle of literature in the universe, couldn't even write poetry for a local civilization, wouldn't it make them a laughingstock among the other gods?
So Li Bai warned that Chinese teacher that one day he would write all the poems and lyrics, and would completely crush Yi Yi by exhausting all the possible combinations of Chinese characters.

But the young Chinese teacher remained dismissive, saying that Li Bai didn't understand poetry at all, and that the sheer number of possible combinations of characters was terrifying. How could Li Bai possibly have created all the poems?
Yi Yi even directly pointed out the essence of Li Bai:

"You're not the immortal that Mr. Luo Qing was talking about at all. How could an immortal not be able to write poetry? If you're not good enough, just change your name. Stop being Li Bai and call yourself Li Hei instead."

Li Hei was furious, but Luo Qing, who had come upon hearing the news, dragged him back.

After that, Li Bai began to conceive of how to create the greatest poems, and even when sketching talismans, he would spontaneously utter a few lines of "ah ah ah oh oh".

As for that human insect saying he couldn't possibly create all the poems, Li Bai scoffed at it; that insignificant insect had no idea of ​​the greatness of technology.

It's just a matter of arranging and combining all the Chinese characters.

Li Bai secretly pondered how to condense all the possible combinations of Chinese characters. Considering the need to conserve energy, he inevitably set his sights on the entire solar system.

He originally thought that Luo Qing was unaware of his little-known thoughts.

I didn't expect that the other party had already taken precautions against me.

The poem that Li Bai cherished so much may never appear again, thanks to Luo Qing's threats.

Seeing Li Bai's reaction, Luo Qing never expected that he had guessed correctly.

The other party actually had the idea of ​​using the solar system to explore the ultimate principles of poetry!

Luo Qing angrily pointed at Li Bai's nose and cursed, "Let me tell you, Li Bai, if you dare to dismantle the solar system and use all the material particles as words to make endless permutations and combinations, I will definitely beat you to death."

Li Bai surrendered with both hands raised: "I'm not going to do it anymore... I'll think of other ways. If that doesn't work, I'll go to the Trisolaran system, dismantle three suns, and create Shiyun. That should be fine as long as it doesn't affect the solar system."

With that, Li Bai turned to leave again.

Luo Qing suddenly grabbed Li Bai.

"Don't worry about Shiyun's ideas for now. Just cooperate with me and get the solar system formation working."

(End of this chapter)