Chapter 173 Small Insect Eats Big Insect

"You can speak Earth?"

“How novel!” the large lizard chuckled, then looked at the European head of state who had spoken. “Could you come over here for a moment?”

Immediately, everyone's eyes turned to the British Prime Minister.

The British Prime Minister looked at the kind-hearted Luo Qing for help, but the latter was busy comforting the girl from Bojiang and did not notice.

Shouting for help was impossible; it would be against dignity, especially in the presence of four civilizations. (Including Sophon and Eridanus Crystal)
He naturally wouldn't diminish the spirit of human civilization, nor could he show any weakness or fear, so he calmed himself and walked over steadily.

Soon, the British Prime Minister arrived in front of the giant lizard. Because the messenger was so tall, he could only look up at it.

"You called me here because you wanted to—"

The British Prime Minister's expression suddenly turned horrified. In his eyes, the giant lizard suddenly opened its blood-red maw and swallowed him whole.

Because all of this happened so quickly, and no one could have predicted that the messenger of the Devourer would actually attempt such a horrifying act as eating humans on the spot, they were all stunned.

But the scene of flying flesh and blood splattering everywhere that everyone imagined did not happen.

A soft sword rang out, and the giant lizard felt a numbness in its mouth as half of its huge, sharp teeth, which it had carefully maintained for many years and made gleam, were cleanly shaved off.

The giant lizard stared blankly at the neatly cut teeth scattered all over the ground.

Kind-hearted Luo Qing helped the British Prime Minister, who had collapsed to the ground in extreme fear, to his feet. He frowned and looked at the giant lizard: "Emperor of the Devourer Civilization, how could you bite someone?"

"Chongchong...how did you get here?"

The broken teeth did not affect the lizard's speech, and the neat row of broken teeth did not damage its dental nerves, so it was not in any pain at the moment.

"It flew over!" Kind-hearted Luo Qing helped the British Prime Minister into the crowd.

"Insects can fly? But you don't have wings!" the big lizard asked, bewildered.

"You can fly even without wings," kind-hearted Luo Qing patiently explained.

"Really?" The giant lizard still couldn't understand.

"How novel!" Kind-hearted Luo Qing retorted with a sharp tongue, then pulled out a handful of iron pieces (as the giant lizard saw them).

For some reason, the giant lizard suddenly felt panicked when facing the kind-hearted Luo Qing wielding an iron sword, and it unconsciously took two steps back.

"What are you doing? Don't come any closer! Awooo! Awooo! Awooo!" The giant lizard roared, trying to scare Luo Qing away.

Kind-hearted Luo Qing charged forward with his sword, stabbing at the giant lizard with lightning speed. The lizard only felt a flash of white light before its eyes, and in that final moment, only one thought remained in its mind.

'I shouldn't have been so greedy...'

Just when the giant lizard thought it was going to be killed by the little bug, the bug suddenly did a somersault and landed gracefully on the spot, with an extra tail in its hand.

The tail of a large lizard.

Where's my tail?

'Oh, the tail is in the hand of the human holding the little metal piece.'

'But my tail doesn't seem to hurt...'

Kind Luo Qing said, "As punishment for your desire to eat people, I've confiscated this part of your tail. Don't worry, it will grow back soon. You're a lizard, and lizards can definitely grow their tails back."

The giant lizard was speechless.

After this little incident, no leader dared to approach the giant lizard again. Several red laser beams were aimed at the lizard, and if the so-called peace envoy still tried to eat people, the snipers in the distance would not hesitate to break its legs and two forelimbs.

Several large industrial robots at the edge of the square, controlled by MOSS, also came to the vicinity of the giant lizard and partially surrounded it.

Some clever people have already figured out that this giant lizard is a carbon-based organism. Aside from its enormous size, there is nothing about the giant lizard that is incomprehensible to humans.

It possesses neither the power of the Threatbreaker sensor nor the magic of the Eridanus crystal; it is just an ordinary lizard that can be easily killed by firearms.

It is much more fragile than humans imagine.

Kind-hearted Luo Qing happily took the piece of tail meat and, with the girl from Bojiang, flew straight to the United Nations building. There was a kitchen inside the building, and he was going to cook on the spot.

The original body has a very weak appetite, but the kind-hearted Luo Qing is different; he is talkative, can eat a lot, and is greedy.

As for the negotiations between humans and the giant lizard, the kind-hearted Luo Qing wasn't worried. If anything came of it, someone would tell him.

After the kind-hearted Luo Qing left, the venue fell into a brief silence. The giant lizard, who had failed to eat people and ended up getting bitten instead, was somewhat embarrassed and was now being targeted by a sniper rifle. It didn't know what to say.

Humans don't know how to evaluate this large lizard.

Finally, it was the chairman of the united government who asked, "A messenger from the Devourer Civilization? Are you hungry? If you need anything, I can have someone prepare some food for you."

"I'm not hungry. I just wanted to taste the little bug, but that little bug seems a bit fierce."

That's really tempting. "Are you crazy?" The British Prime Minister, completely losing his gentlemanly demeanor, shook off the officials who tried to stop him and yelled at the large lizard.

The large lizard did not speak.

"The formidable little worm you speak of is a guardian of our civilization. You should be thankful that it's the benevolent version; otherwise, given your attempt to devour people alive, you might only have a remnant soul left to communicate with us," the chairman of the United Government said expressionlessly.

"What does '...guardian of civilization' mean?"

Clearly, the lizard failed to understand what the other party meant.

The co-chair ignored him and continued, "How should we address you?"

"Little bugs, you can call me Big Tooth."

"Let me reiterate, we are human beings, the masters of the Earth. We do not like being called 'insects,' we have already been called 'insects' before." The co-chairman's tone grew increasingly cold.

"Okay, human little bugs, don't get agitated. I was wrong just now."

The giant lizard managed to bring its forelimbs together with great difficulty. In the Devourer Civilization, it is very difficult for individuals to perform this difficult action, but once a dragon attempts to bring its hands together, it means that the dragon is very sincere.

Although humans cannot understand it, by looking at its strenuous appearance, they can at least know that the other party wants to make a gesture of putting their hands together, which is also a sign of goodwill in human culture.

Humanity's tense spirits finally relaxed a little.

"Great Fang Envoy, I have a question." A voice came from a completely hidden corner. It was the colonel who slowly squeezed out of the crowd and came over, becoming the human closest to Great Fang.

It's so close that you could swallow it whole with your molars.

"What's the problem?" Big Tooth asked.

"How can you be so sure we can be eaten? You came from the Eridanus star system, which is 10.5 light-years away from Earth. How can you be so sure that we can be eaten and digested by you at such a great distance? You should know that our other neighbor has never even thought of eating us."

Big Tooth gave an awkward smile: "I just think you guys look delicious. Can I take a bite?"

Do you think your request was polite?

Big Tooth carefully lowered his head, then twitched his nose, opened his mouth wide, and closed his eyes in ecstasy.

Colonel: "..."

Damn, is there something wrong with this giant lizard?

But at such close range, the colonel carefully observed the sound of his breathing and his heavy breath, and even saw his tongue through his molars' mouth, and could even feel the familiar heartbeat.

interesting.

The colonel pulled out a pistol and pressed it against the giant lizard's jaw.

“Take your mouth back. I don’t think your body can withstand the power of firearms.”

Big Tooth reluctantly closed his mouth.

"Let me think. Your body has a symmetrical structure, with two eyes, a pair of noses, a tongue, and two rows of teeth, just like humans. You also communicate by vibrating sound waves through the organs in your mouth, instead of being directly displayed through a thought model like our other neighbor. You can even stand up, although your forelimbs are a bit short, they are very similar to human hands. Most importantly, you can breathe the air of the earth directly... I can even smell a familiar sour smell in your mouth, that's the smell of human bad breath."

The colonel's analysis made the onlookers keenly aware of something.

“Great Tooth Messenger, you remind me of a long-extinct animal,” the colonel finally said.

"What should I call your civilization? The Devourer Civilization? Or the Dinosaur Civilization?"

The United Nations Plaza fell into a solemn silence, with only the whistling of the wind remaining.

"I thought you little bugs couldn't have guessed it." Big Tooth spat out a nauseatingly bloody breath.

“As early as 80 years ago, someone had already written a paper about you. It’s not hard to guess. Can you tell us what your purpose was?”

Big Tooth spread its short forelimbs and roared at the sky.

"The great Devourer civilization wants to return to its home. Human insects, you are the latecomers. Earth once belonged to the dinosaurs!"

"No, according to King Wen of Zhou's theory of symbiotic civilization, the earth did not belong to dinosaurs alone, but also to ants."

Inside the United Nations building, the kind-hearted Luo Qing walked out carrying a skewer of roasted dinosaur tail meat. As he walked, he distributed the meat, giving one skewer of dinosaur tail meat to almost every leader of the world.

Big Tooth looked warily at the superhuman insect.

"You still know about ants? That was tens of millions of years ago?"

“Yes.” Kind-hearted Luo Qing took a bite of dinosaur meat, swallowed it, and said calmly.

"That dinosaur civilization was tens of millions of years ago."

(End of this chapter)

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