I manifested the Shushan game
Chapter 83 The Little Rabbit Has Malicious Intentions! Is there anything even more abstract?
Chapter 83 The Little Rabbit Has Malicious Intentions! Is there anything even more abstract?
Chen Han now understands why some people would eat shit.
This isn't shit; it's a miracle cure.
Eat first as a sign of respect.
I took one directly from the warehouse, put it in the corner of my mouth, chewed it, and found it to be soft and chewy with a grassy sweetness.
Isn't this tastier than many gummy candies?
After swallowing a pill of Moon-Gazing Sand, he felt a cool sensation appear in his eyes after a while.
The feeling was wonderful and comfortable; it seemed as if the surrounding scenery had become much clearer.
It's not yet dawn, and the sun hasn't risen yet. Although we can see clearly around us, it's still not as bright as daytime.
But just a moment ago, he did feel it; the scene around him became clearer.
This should be the effect of +2 to improved eyesight.
It's a bit incredible.
At the very least, this effect should improve night vision capabilities.
As for the rest, we don't know yet.
He immediately took out the second Moon-Gazing Sand to consume, but the game system suddenly prompted him:
[Special Note: The eye area is a special and delicate region, and its absorption of Wangyue Sand is limited. Once the initial effect wears off, concurrent use will not have an additive effect!]
This stopped him from putting the moon-gazing sand into his mouth.
Therefore, unlike candy beans, you can't keep eating moon sand. If you have enough of it, you can see more clearly and farther away.
The system doesn't allow bug exploits.
Before this effect disappears, it should refer to the refreshing and comfortable feeling in the eyes, right?
Thinking about it, he put the Moon Gazing Sand back into the warehouse.
Just then, he suddenly noticed that inside the Moon-Gazing Rabbit's enclosure, the little white creature was looking up, its clear eyes staring straight at him, and he didn't know how long it had been staring at him.
Seemingly noticing his gaze, the little white creature stuck out its buttocks again, and then a piece of moon-gazing sand wrapped in white light emerged from its private parts.
"???" Chen Han frowned.
Is this the second time?
He reached out and grabbed the little white creature. In his hand, the little creature was clearly frightened and tried to struggle, but all its efforts were in vain.
Chen Han flicked the little guy's head with his finger: "Although I have no evidence, I feel that you have ulterior motives and want me to eat your shit... But then again, you can poop as much as you can."
After saying that, he flicked the little guy's head with his finger again before putting it back in the rabbit hutch and then putting the new Moon Gazing Sand into the warehouse.
Then, he thought of a way to preserve the Moon Gazing Sand, and made a special note that it should be stored in a tree with a spirit, otherwise the medicinal effect would dissipate. When the medicinal effect was gone, the Moon Gazing Sand would just be excrement.
In Taoism, spiritual wood is generally found in trees struck by lightning, aged peach trees, elm trees, and so on. In Taoist legends, these spiritual woods are used to make good things such as wooden swords, wooden nails, and wooden shields, and they are also believed to have the power to ward off evil spirits and exorcise evil.
He did think of those three old elm trees, which were ancient and considered spiritual trees in the Taoist tradition.
In other words, just like in paranormal movies, if you encounter a ghost or something, and you run to these three trees, the ghost or anything like that won't dare to approach.
So, you could try getting a branch from an old elm tree and making a small wooden tube.
We were just about to go to that special spiritual cave anyway.
He found a wood-chopping knife, patted Youfu who was lying down, then sat cross-legged on its back and rode it out of the yard.
Upon arriving at the special spiritual cave, he sat cross-legged as always, waiting for the spiritual energy to wash over him at dawn to practice the "Nine Heavens Profound Scripture Basic Qi Cultivation Method," which further extended his lifespan.
After that, he led Youfu to a tree, where he stepped onto it, climbed onto a thick branch, and cut off a branch.
This old elm tree has an identity card. If an outsider were to do this, they would definitely be taken in for a lesson, and at the very least, they would receive a few days of criticism.
But the Chen family is different; they are guardians and also have the responsibility to prune the branches.
He was just pruning the branches.
After getting down, he cut off all the branches and leaves from the tree, scraped off the outer bark, leaving only the main stem. He planned to cut off a section later, hollow out the inside, and finally put a wooden plug in it to store the Moon Gazing Sand.
Riding the ox back to the Chen family, when he passed the main hall of the Heavenly Venerable of Subduing Demons, the aunt in charge of the daily incense and candles in the hall saw him: "Xiao Han, Xiao Linzi said that you want to erect another statue of the Heavenly Venerable. Remember to bring the prayer book over today. When you erect the statue, remember to wear a Taoist robe and perform the altar to consecrate the statue."
"Okay, Auntie!" Chen Han's tone was still very respectful. This auntie was the wife of his grandfather's younger brother and the only female elder still alive among his grandfather's brothers.
The main hall dedicated to the Demon-Subduing Celestial Venerable has always been maintained by this aunt.
The Chen family used to be registered members of the Taoist sect, but due to social changes, wars, political movements, the chaos in the Celestial Master lineage, and various other reasons, they are no longer registered.
Aside from the Chen family's buildings, books, and some scattered inheritances, it's no different from an ordinary family, except that the clan members still exist in a clan-based manner.
Several Taoist families that still exist today live in this way, except they are much wealthier, some even driving luxury cars and living in manors, unlike the Chen family who are stuck in a small village and have become poor.
Taoist families like theirs have largely neglected many Taoist rules, etiquette, morning prayers, and so on.
For example, in this Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable's main hall, apart from the aunt maintaining the incense and candles, no one comes to the morning classes or anything like that.
The Chen family is actually considered relatively good; at least they still retain their ancestral hall.
Some Taoist families no longer have their ancestral halls, and they don't care what gods they worship. All they care about is how expensive their luxury cars are and how luxurious their villas are.
There's even a family that, if it weren't for needing the label of "Taoist lineage" to increase the value of their products in the business of medicinal herbs and medicinal wines, would probably never mention their Taoist lineage.
After all, times have changed.
However, when it comes to festivals, the birthday of the Heavenly Venerable, special days, or important events, the rules are still followed, and at least each family in the clan must send a representative to attend on that day.
Of course, many people probably don't do it out of reverence for gods, but rather for the sense of ritual and the excitement.
For example, establishing a new statue of the Heavenly Venerable is a very important matter.
Many people say they should believe in Taoism and God, and then they just go outside and buy any deity to worship at home, which is wrong.
There are many different procedures involved in this.
For the Chen family, the first thing to do when erecting a deity statue is to write a prayer to the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable, and then cast a divination stick, which is called a holy cup in the Minjiang area. One side facing up is yang, and the other side facing up is yin.
The harmonious union of Yin and Yang is a sacred hexagram, indicating that the divine will grant any requests made, and that the matter is permissible.
If it's not a sacred divination, then the gods disagree, which means your prayer book is poorly written. Rewrite it and submit it again.
You need to pray for divine approval before you can continue to erect new idols.
This is only the first step. The second step, consecrating the statue, is the most important. Only a consecrated statue can be imbued with spirituality by the Heavenly Venerable of Subduing Demons. The statue then becomes a part of the Heavenly Venerable's spirit, and only by bowing and offering incense to the statue can the Heavenly Venerable become aware of it.
This is called connecting humans and gods.
In many TV dramas, gods in heaven can see many believers bowing before their idols and even hear their prayers, all because the idols have been consecrated.
If it is not consecrated, then I'm sorry, the gods will not know that you are making offerings and worshipping them. In fact, over time, it may attract evil spirits and bring disaster to your family.
So, think about the souvenirs such as statues of gods sold in some religious scenic spots. Whether tourists buy these statues to join in the fun or for some other reason, they are not actually promoting the will of the gods, and may even attract evil spirits.
Fortunately, none of the tourists were true believers who would make daily offerings.
Furthermore, there are no evil spirits or anything like that in the new era, otherwise...
Next, as the head of the family, Chen Han will first write out the prayer to the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable, appeal to the Heavenly Venerable, and then cast the sacred divination.
Thinking about it, he rode Youfu to his uncle's yard, went into the kitchen, and took out a stew pot to prepare a medicinal meal.
As always, when processing the dog demon meat, he would add some dog demon fat to the Cloud Barrier Cauldron as a note. After the medicinal dish was cooked, he would go to the Spirit Beast Hall as usual to take out the Frost Lion Head Goose to fight those stray dogs.
There was still only a piece of dog demon meat, and the dog demon spine was nowhere to be seen.
There were still many tourists watching around. As he rode the bull and controlled the lion-headed goose, the tourists had already been taking pictures of him with their mobile phones.
This is a good thing.
His newly posted video already had over 30 likes. These tourists' videos would definitely garner some traffic, allowing more people to see it and indirectly boosting his popularity. Casually storing the dog demon meat in the warehouse, he also returned the lion-headed goose to the Spirit Beast Hall and went back to his uncle's kitchen.
My eyes still feel refreshed and comfortable, just like after taking the Moon Gazing Sand. The effects of the Moon Gazing Sand can obviously last a long time.
He immediately found a drilling tool, drilled a hole in the old elm branch he had brought back, and then made a wooden stopper.
Soon, a slightly rough wooden pipe was made.
He also tried putting the timber pipes into the warehouse and checking the notes:
[Storage Tubes: These are storage tubes made from branches of old elm trees. Because old elm trees are ancient and have absorbed some spiritual energy, they are considered excellent spiritual wood. They can not only ward off evil spirits, but also have a very good preservation effect on certain special medicines!]
Upon seeing this note, Chen Han did not hesitate. He took out the storage tube and two grains of Moon Gazing Sand, put them inside, and plugged it with a wooden stopper.
Just then, his junior sister came in with a smile: "Senior brother, the ancient costume I ordered yesterday has been expedited and will arrive this afternoon. You need to leave time for me and Sister Xiaomi, since you promised to film a video with us."
Chen Han naturally remembered this matter, and he would transform into Li Xiaoyao, Jing Tian, and Yun Tianhe at that time.
So he said, "Junior sister, you need to keep an eye on the medicinal diet for me and remember to add water. I need to go and take care of today's business first."
Since my aunt reminded me, I should definitely write down the prayer for the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable first, and then consult the Heavenly Venerable through divination.
Before leaving, he looked at his junior sister's bright and beautiful eyes. She must be even more beautiful after eating the Moon Gazing Sand.
Most importantly, my junior sister often wears colored contact lenses when filming videos, and wearing them for a long time can put a lot of strain on the eyes.
"Senior brother, why are you looking at me like that?" Xiaoyu asked in a coquettish voice, feeling embarrassed by his gaze.
"Junior sister's eyes are so beautiful." Chen Han praised her without reservation. Seeing that his junior sister was indeed pouting again, he added, "Hold out your hand, I'll give you something good to eat."
Xiaoyu obediently stretched out her hand.
Chen Han opened the wooden sieve and poured a grain of Moon Gazing Sand into her mouth: "Good stuff, eat it."
Xiaoyu curiously picked up the Moon Gazing Sand and looked at it. She felt that this thing was a bit strange, but she still obediently put it into her mouth.
My senior brother said it was good stuff, so he definitely wouldn't lie to her.
Sure enough, after chewing a couple of times, she felt something soft and bouncy, and sweet. Curious, she asked, "Senior brother, what is this? It's delicious!"
"This stuff is Moon-Gazing Sand, which is very good for the eyes. You can't find it anywhere else!" Chen Han explained, then left the kitchen and went back to his courtyard to write a prayer for the Heavenly Venerable.
Xiaoyu, very curious, took out her phone to search for what Wangyuesha was. But when she saw the information, her beautiful big eyes widened.
Rabbit droppings.
She thought of the wild rabbits the village chief had given her, and the next moment she immediately lay down and started vomiting, so anxious that she even put her hand in her mouth to vomit.
Senior brother went too far.
Xiao Mi just came in and saw her like this, so she quickly asked, "Xiao Yu, what's wrong?"
Xiaoyu was sobbing that tears were about to come out. She cried out, "Sister Xiaomi, my senior brother went too far! He actually fed me shit!"
"???" Xiao Mi.
At that moment, Xiaoyu clearly felt a cool and refreshing sensation in her eyes. This wonderful feeling stunned her, and she remembered what her senior brother had said about how it was good for the eyes.
Sure enough, my eyes seemed to be getting more and more comfortable.
Even the soreness in my eyes from staying up all night last night to shoot the copywriting for the film instantly disappeared.
This……
...
Chen Han returned to his courtyard and began preparations. The Taoist prayer book for the gods cannot be written casually; there are specific rules.
First, one must write on yellow paper, then use a brush, cinnabar as ink, and a special format, etc.
He had some yellow paper, brushes, and cinnabar stored in the warehouse, which he could just take out and use. However, this was the first time he had written a prayer for erecting a new statue of a god, so he needed to look through some Taoist books to find a template.
Fortunately, the template wasn't hard to find; I quickly found one and wrote it according to the format:
"Respectfully presented to the Heavenly Venerable Who Subdues Demons."
Next is the date, which should be filled in using the ancient method, indicating the time of the prayer.
"Believer Chen Han, Dharma name Da Xuan, respectfully offers this prayer to the Heavenly Venerable with the utmost sincerity."
This is to identify oneself.
Da Xuan is his generation name in Taoism. He comes from the Zhengyi sect's Sanshan Wushi generation. His father is from the Ding generation. Naturally, this generation name has nothing to do with other Zhengyi sects. The order of the generations has long been different.
It's possible that an old Taoist priest takes in a very young disciple, and then that young disciple becomes quite old and takes in disciples again, in which case the generational ranking will be reduced by one or two generations.
Therefore, those without a clear lineage of master and apprentice are all considered to be from different families, and it is not true that the higher the generation name, the higher the seniority in the Zhengyi school.
He did not use his religious name when studying or engaging in secular activities; he always used his secular name. This was not only to avoid unnecessary misunderstandings caused by his special religious identity and titles, but also because he felt somewhat ashamed of being from the "Da" generation.
Next, you need to praise the Heavenly Venerable's achievements, commonly known as flattery. If you flatter the Heavenly Venerable and make him feel comfortable, he will be more willing to talk to you.
"Since the beginning of chaos, the Heavenly Venerable, with his supreme vow and power, transmitted the Dharma to the Six Heavens of Primordial Chaos..."
He directly copied the template.
After spending some time, he finished writing the prayer book, then went to his room and found a blue Taoist robe that he hadn't worn in a long time and which had a distinctive smell.
Taoist robes are divided into everyday robes and ceremonial robes, which are distinguished by style and color. The most obvious difference is that everyday robes are blue, gray, and cyan, while ceremonial robes are yellow, purple, red, etc.
Moreover, not everyone is qualified to wear a Taoist robe.
In the Chen family, which is not a registered Taoist lineage, no one except the main branch is qualified to wear Taoist robes. This is mainly to avoid affecting the image of Taoism due to words and deeds. There are many fake Taoists on the Internet who do not even understand the difference between ritual robes and everyday clothes.
The most famous of these is the renowned Daoyuan group.
What is a "Taoist woman"? The videos show her dressed in Taoist robes, pretending to be a member of the Taoist community, and the content includes things like, "Does everyone know how to find a Taoist girlfriend? You should know that there are many benefits to having a Taoist girlfriend..."
As for what Dao Yuan does? She's just a higher animal with a different skin!
Therefore, Taoist robes are not worn lightly. Even as the head of the Chen family, he can only wear the highest-ranking blue robe among everyday clothes, and he cannot wear ceremonial robes.
Many people think that wearing a Taoist robe shows respect for Taoism, but it may actually be a taboo.
After changing into this blue Taoist robe, he also took the prayer book to the main hall where the Heavenly Venerable was enshrined.
His aunt greeted him as he arrived, asking, "Xiao Han, is your prayer book finished?"
"Yes, it's finished." Chen Han nodded.
The prayer book was simple to prepare; it didn't require the participation of other members of the clan. He and his aunt were enough. Under his aunt's guidance, he offered incense three times and bowed five times to show his respect, then knelt and kowtowed to present the prayer book.
Finally, he took the sacred divination stick from his aunt and tossed it aside. One yin and one yang, a sacred divination, meaning that the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable had agreed.
Fortunately, he passed on the first try, and I didn't have to make him go back and redo his homework.
For this reason, he kowtowed to the Heavenly Venerable again.
This was actually just an ordinary prayer for the erection of a new idol, nothing special.
The game notification sounded as Chen Han walked out of the main hall:
[New game section loading... System detection has found new data packet fragments, data packet (2) fragments are being collected...]
"???" Chen Han was stunned for a moment. He immediately thought of when he first got the game system. It was because the game system was messed up and the data was lost that the game system saved itself. It randomly collected some data and loaded the so-called data package (1). Then everything became abstract.
The little mongrel turned into a dog demon, and the auntie became a family elder.
What does this sudden notification mean?
Are there even more abstract ones coming up?
(End of this chapter)
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