I manifested the Shushan game

Chapter 215 Newton's coffin lid can't hold him down! Has the whistle blown him into godhoo

Chapter 215 Newton's coffin lid can't hold him down! Has the whistle blown him into godhood?

Wudang is a very famous tourist destination in Taoism and holds a very high position in Taoism.

Master Chen has been quite busy lately.

The main reason is that the Chen family head's light-footed skill of using a few levers to get onto the roof became famous, and it was also said that the Taoist sect has such light-footed skills, such as Wudang, and that they practice the same light-footed skills as him.

Many people previously mocked his lightness skill as being like parkour, or even worse than parkour, but he had no way to refute it.

The main problem is that at his age, if he wanted to look as sharp and aggressive as someone in their twenties, even pushing his body to the limit, he simply couldn't do it.

After the Chen family head's lightness skill became famous, fewer people questioned him.

After all, the lightness skill of the Chen family head is something that, although some parkour practitioners have shown videos of top international parkour experts, they are still a minority. How many parkour practitioners can actually do that?

Moreover, the head of the Chen family said that he practiced the same kind of martial art, which indirectly proves that the Taoist sect has lightness skills, and so does their Wudang sect.

The reason he can only reach this level is because his natural talent is lacking, not because his lightness skill is bad.

This also brought them a lot of attention, and they received more visits to discuss Wudang lightness skills.

He was naturally happy to see this happen, as it would promote Taoist culture.

Today, he filmed a video about light-footed kung fu and was about to upload it when he discovered that someone had tagged him in the comments.

Clicking on it, I saw a video titled "The Real-Life Version of Under One Person: The Old Master of the Chen Family!"

The title is very eye-catching, after all, the memes of "Under One Person", "Old Master", and "One Person Under One" are too famous, and now it is associated with the Chen family, which will make people click to take a look.

When Master Chen clicked on the video, he felt a tingling sensation on the back of his head when he saw an old Taoist priest fly directly onto the roof in front of everyone.

"Master Chen, can your Wudang sect's lightness skill also reach this level?"

"Master Chen, I used to compare you with Patriarch Chen and thought you hadn't mastered the skills, but now I've discovered that Patriarch Chen hasn't mastered them either."

"..."

Upon seeing the comment tagging him, he swallowed hard.

He didn't know that Chen's lightness skill couldn't be trained to this level, but he was perfectly aware that his own lightness skill training couldn't be trained to this level.

Therefore, he chose to remain silent in the face of these @ comments, and even quietly deleted the video of his newly filmed light-footed kung fu.

This time I won't embarrass myself.

Just then, one of his apprentices ran in: "Master, a reporter from Dazhong New Media wants to discuss issues related to qinggong (lightness skill) with you."

Upon hearing this, Master Chen immediately said, "I will be in seclusion for the next two days. Tell everyone who visits me that I am not available."

"Yes, Master." The disciple nodded, somewhat puzzled. Over this period of time, Master had been very welcoming to all these discussions and questions. Why was he suddenly going into seclusion now?
Without hesitation, Master Chen returned to his room and continued to check the news about the Chen family online.

He had previously watched a video of the old Taoist priest from the Chen family, and the person in the video looked exactly like the old Taoist priest in an old photograph of the Chen family.

It wasn't that he was paying special attention to the Chen family, but rather that he had been mentioned because of the Chen family's lightness skill, and he had been interacting with the Chen family, with their accounts following each other.

Therefore, Douyin would recommend videos about Chen to him as soon as possible.

This is a problem with the diacritic mechanism.

Previously, he thought it was a stretch to say that the old Taoist priest was the one in the photo of the Chen family. Many people speculated from the photo that the old Taoist priest might be over 150 years old, or even close to 200 years old.

This is impossible.

Although there are many ancient legends about people living for hundreds of years, modern science has proven that it is impossible for a person to live longer than 150 years.

Therefore, many people thought it was someone else's cosplay, but now that they see the old Taoist priest flying directly onto the roof of the Chen family's house, they are really not sure anymore.

My head was buzzing.

"Is this even human?" Master Chen muttered to himself.

He watched several videos on this trending topic.

Many people tagged him and the head of the Chen family, asking about this light-body skill.

He was previously ridiculed for not mastering lightness skills, and now people are even mocking the head of the Chen family for not mastering lightness skills either.

I really couldn't help but feel like I was watching a show.

He simply ignored those who tagged him.

He couldn't answer any questions about that kind of light-footed skill.

Soon, another video caught his attention, also about the Chen family and the old Taoist priest.

The title is: "I met that old Taoist priest, and he actually gave me some advice!"

"Little girl, why are you hiding here crying?"

“Young lady, if someone insults you, you should insult them back immediately. They’ve already insulted you, why shouldn’t you let them have their way? When they insult you, they’re sowing seeds of evil for themselves. When you insult them back, you’re helping them repay those seeds of evil. This is called doing good deeds and accumulating merit…”

The old Taoist priest's words were heard in the video.

This kind of guidance obviously attracted a lot of people, so the video also received a lot of attention and comments due to its popularity.

"Damn, I had a sudden realization after hearing the old Taoist priest's advice. I was just insulted, so I had to get my revenge."

"I don't know why, but after seeing the old Taoist priest's guidance, I suddenly felt that he really had the feeling of being second only to the Celestial Master."

"..."

Master Chen felt that this old Taoist master was indeed a highly accomplished Taoist, a role model for those of us who cultivate Taoism, and deeply understood the principles of Taoism.

However, there were also critical comments, including one from a female blogger with over 200 million followers: "I really don't know what your values ​​are. Isn't this teaching people to swear? Why are so many people liking this? Our country teaches morality, intelligence, physical fitness, and aesthetics from a young age, and good manners are of paramount importance. Isn't this teaching people to be uncivilized?"

Master Chen was somewhat dissatisfied upon seeing this. He couldn't talk about those light-body skills, but he could say a lot more about this.

He replied directly using his own verified account: "This believer may not know that we Taoists never advocate swallowing one's anger, because emotions are a natural flow bestowed by heaven and earth. Suppressing them will only lead to mental distress. If someone insults you, you must insult them back, just as the mountain wind will swirl around rocks and make a sound when it encounters an obstacle. You must speak up when it's time to do so; this is following the natural order." "Taking a step back won't open up a new world; it will only cause internal injury. Excessive emotional stability is punishing yourself for others' mistakes..."

Master Chen is a renowned and highly respected figure in the Taoist community. His remarks quickly garnered many likes, support, and comments.

"Haha, the Taoist priest is right, I'm just the kind of person who doesn't want to put up with things."

Confucianism: "The ocean is vast because it embraces all rivers!" Buddhism: "A heart filled with resentment cannot obtain true scriptures; further trials are needed!" Taoism: "How dare this brat disturb my Daoist heart!"

Buddha: It's all fate! Daoist: Wait a moment, I'll change your destiny!

"Endure breast nodules for now, retreat for uterine fibroids..." "..."

Master Chen's response received a lot of support, but it made the female internet celebrity unhappy. She immediately wanted to retaliate. The other party was just a Taoist priest with more than 100 million followers, while she had more than 200 million followers. But what happened next left her dumbfounded.

This matter is generating so much buzz, but while we can't really get involved in the topic of light-body skills, many Taoist priests have something to say about the meaning of this Taoist scripture.

This popularity shouldn't be monopolized by Master Chen.

Therefore, after the incident involving Chen's lightness skill and martial arts, many Taoist masters once again spoke out together.

"Our Taoist school, besides advocating retaliating when insulted, also discourages suffering. Suffering is just suffering; it doesn't bring success, nor is it worth pursuing. If suffering led to success, donkeys would be the world's richest people. 'Enduring hardship to serve the superior,' 'The fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the bitter cold,' but in reality, the fragrance of plum blossoms comes from the plum blossom itself..."

"We're not just going to fight back with insults, we also advocate abandoning personal morality, enjoying a life of 'unscrupulousness,' reading whichever page the wind blows, tearing out whichever page we don't understand, asking others 'why' more often than 'why' ourselves. As long as I have no morals, no one can hold me hostage. We refuse mental exhaustion; if something happens, we'll just go crazy..."

"..."

The simultaneous pronouncements from these Taoist priests from various places stunned the female internet celebrity, who also sensed an impending wave of unfavorable public opinion. Terrified, she quickly deleted her comments.

Are these Taoist practitioners out of their minds? Instead of focusing on their spiritual practice, they're mindlessly attacking a girl.

These Taoist priests' statements resonated with countless netizens, many of whom left comments in response:

"This is the temperament and personality of our national religion. I feel like I have this temperament and personality in my DNA too, hahaha!"

"When faced with difficulties, other sects say that God will grant me strength and then I will take action myself, but the Taoist sect says, 'Hurry, hurry, God, go!'"

"Let me tell you a true story. Last year, I went to a Taoist temple to draw a fortune stick for marriage. I got the worst fortune stick three times in a row. I was getting old and couldn't get married, so I was so anxious that I cried. The Taoist priest next to me who was interpreting the fortune stick gave me the best fortune stick and said that he would change my fate. Haha, I got a boyfriend this year."

"..."

Chen Han, holding his phone, naturally saw all the excitement, as many people were tagging him.

This is why Chinese people are increasingly fond of Taoist culture.

Go check out Douyin (TikTok), and you'll see that videos related to Taoism have far more discussion and traffic than videos related to Buddhism.

The topic of discussion has garnered over 400 billion views for Taoism, but less than 80 billion for Buddhism.

Of course, in reality, earning power is the opposite, and the data needs to be multiplied.

While Chen Han was watching the video on his phone, he heard the voices of his junior sister and uncle coming from the courtyard.

Why can't I sense any spiritual energy?

"I can't sense it either!"

"No, we're not understanding?"

"try again!"

Chen Han shook his head. Without spiritual energy, how could they sense it? However, he didn't expose them yet. He let them try to sense it, and even if they couldn't sense it, they would still become proficient.

When the special spiritual energy surges into the acupoint tomorrow morning, my junior sister and uncle will be able to sense the spiritual energy immediately.

Seeing that there was no sound in the courtyard again, Chen Han checked the situation online again and found that the number of people tagging him had started to increase again.

Because it attracted more attention online, its popularity exploded again.

Linhe County.

Chu Ping was very concerned about the Chen family's affairs. With such a large online buzz, he naturally paid attention as well, and even discussed the matter with Chen Kai in the office late at night.

Chen Kai frowned and said, "Now many university professors and mentors are also paying attention to this matter. The popularity of this old Taoist priest Chen is about to explode. We are not sure if he really exists, but he should really exist!"

Chu Ping nodded. After all, he had witnessed many of the Chen family's miraculous abilities. However, if this hype continued, he feared that some people might actually use it as an excuse to promote superstition.

The key issue is that some of Chen's actions cannot be used for propaganda or explanation, as they run counter to mainstream opinion.

Chu Ping suddenly said, "The evidence and testimonies for Liang Mei's case have been finalized. Let them spread the word, and that will be enough to overshadow the old Taoist priest's popularity."

"Yes." Chen Kai nodded; this was also a way to protect the Chen family.

If the hype gets too big and leads to excessive superstitious propaganda, even if Chen's claims are true, it will still cause some trouble. It's best to avoid such trouble if possible.

Moreover, quite a few serious university professors have emerged online.

Magic City.

In a university office, Ke Yan, a physics professor, was very frustrated because of the proportional equation between the professor's gravitational acceleration and the acceleration due to gravity.

However, there was a troublemaker in the class who asked a question that went against scientific principles, gave examples, and argued with him.

The debate has now been posted on the school forum, which has completely undermined his authority as a professor.

So, when he got back to his office after class, he was so angry that he couldn't eat. He kept watching the video about the Chen family, and the more he watched, the angrier he became.

"Even Newton would be turning in his grave," Ke Yan said in frustration.

Then he remembered that he also had a Douyin account, so he had to post a video and remind that Mr. Chen to stop using such superstitious methods to promote science, as it was disrespectful to science.

He started recording immediately, saying, "The human body's maximum jump height is closely related to gravity; gravity is one of the core factors limiting jump height..."

"When a person jumps, gravity pulls the body down... The greater the initial velocity, the better the effect against gravity, and the higher the jump can potentially be..."

"After leaving the ground, the human body undergoes projectile motion under the influence of gravity... The magnitude of gravity (approximately 9.8 N/kg) directly determines the airtime and the maximum height reached..."

"The current world record for the human limit in high jump is 2.45 meters... In short, the situation in the video is absolutely impossible. If Newton knew this, he would definitely turn in his grave."

"On the contrary, I want to remind the Chen family that your propaganda methods are suspected of being superstitious. I hope everyone can recognize this rationally, and I also hope that the head of the Chen family will come out and apologize!"

After recording, he angrily uploaded the video, then went home to shower and go to bed.

Although he is not an internet celebrity, he has posted videos before and knows that with this kind of popularity, his evaluation video will definitely attract a lot of attention. If not millions, it should get hundreds of thousands, right?

At that point, the Chen family will have no choice but to reconsider their words, issue a clarification, and apologize.

Thinking about it, he felt much better, his anger disappeared, and he slept very soundly. In his dream, he was showered with praise, and when he returned to the classroom to teach, all the troublesome students came over to apologize obediently.

Therefore, he got up at 5 a.m., hurriedly grabbed his phone to check the videos he had posted, and was stunned when he saw the data.

Likes: 1200
Comments: 46
"???" Ke Yan was completely dumbfounded. This was not right. The popularity should not have only such a small amount of data.

This made him check immediately, and then he was even more confused. Why did the trending topics and the trending list change overnight?
What the heck is this "The Siren is Going to Become a God"?

(End of this chapter)

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