I manifested the Shushan game

Chapter 108: A Rogue Cultivator's Offering! Genuine Demonic Equipment!

After watching the new video posted by the Chen family head, Mingdi finally understood what was going on with the comments in the live stream.

In the video featuring the Chen family head, a new demonic cultivator has appeared, and two people were immediately surrounded by the pack of dogs.

The video he posted today just happened to mention that he would send a group of sorcerers to deal with the head of the Chen family.

But that was just for the sake of the plot, something he made up on the spot. He didn't have any sorcerers under his command, and the sorcerers in the Chen family videos had absolutely no connection to him.

Are these people in the comments section really taking these people as part of his faction?

No, it's one thing for him to play with abstract concepts, but how come these audience members are even more abstract than him?

When he saw the video of those demonic cultivators walking right into his trap and being beaten into a pulp, he subconsciously swallowed.

The Chen family and their ilk are too ruthless towards demonic and evil people.
If he were the one to take the hit...

After all, he is now a demonic cultivator, so he really felt a sense of immersion in the role, and his cheeks were slightly sore.

Just as he was thinking this, an even more astonishing scene unfolded: the beautiful junior sister of the Chen family head was also a master, and with a single sword strike, she slit the throat of the demonic cultivator wielding the watermelon knife.

When the demonic cultivator was still unconvinced, the beautiful junior sister of the Chen family head swung her groin-striking sword, causing him to exclaim in shock: "Damn, that's ruthless!"

Seeing the demon clutching his groin and crouching in pain, he felt a pang of sympathy himself; he had never felt this way before, because he too had once faced the threat of having his testicles crushed.

Moreover, he was certain that he couldn't block the sword of the Chen family head's junior sister.

How come everyone in the Chen family is a master?

The growing audience in the live stream saw the exciting moment of the horn sounding, which ended in a grimace, and they all started to jeer:
"Haha, no need to guess, it must be that Mingdi saw that Egg-Crushing Sword Technique and remembered something bad."

"Sound the horn! Can your testicles block the beak of the Frost Lion-Headed Goose, or that sharp sword?"

"666, seeing the whistle change his expression, it seems that this demonic sorcerer really is related to him."

Mingdi dared not respond to such words, after all, those demonic sorcerers had already been arrested by the police. If he dared to say that he was sent by them, the police would probably come knocking on his door immediately.

However, faced with this sudden surge of attention, he couldn't miss it. He could only change the subject, pretending to be angry, and said, "Damn it, the Chen family is so powerful. I will not give up. I must rescue the Dog Demon King brothers."

His words caused an uproar among the viewers in the live stream:

"Haha, you whistling demon, I support you in challenging the Chen family head's junior sister right now."

"Go on, let's see if your balls are harder, or your junior sister's sword!"

"Xiao Yu: My sword is itching to draw blood again, come on, you fiend!"

"..." Mingdi looked at the viewers in the live stream and was speechless. Why couldn't they talk about something happy at a time like this?
So he immediately played the song "The Legend of Sword and Fairy" played by the Chen family head: "Everyone, listen to this song 'The Legend of Sword and Fairy.' Everyone knows what kind of flute this song is played on. That's right, it's the Jade Bamboo Magic Flute in my hand. Today, it's on special offer..."

...

At this moment, Chen Han was also surprised to see some of the comments on the newly uploaded video:
"Patriarch Chen, I'm reporting that these demonic cultivators are from the Flute Faction."

"Haha, the demonic sorcerers sent by Mingdi have been dealt with so quickly."

"..."

He was genuinely taken aback. These bandit gangs were lured in by him fishing, so what did they have to do with this guy, Mingdi?
Out of curiosity, I did a search and found the video of the horn being blown today.

He didn't expect it to be such a coincidence, but the other party also brought a lot of attention and discussion to his video.

Just as he was thinking this, the game notification appeared again:

[The beginner-level crafting of Runestone Fragment (Magic) has successfully crafted the current item. Congratulations! You have obtained a beginner-level Magic item: Crafted Magic Ring!]

Chen Han hurriedly looked at the game inventory and, sure enough, saw that the runic light wrapped around the Bagua ring had disappeared, and new, fine runes had appeared on the ring. He also saw the notes:
【Refined Demonic Ring: This is a demonic item refined using basic refining rune fragments (demonic), and it possesses the basic evil skill of the demonic sect: Hemorrhoids!

Hemorrhoids: After activating the crafting runes on the ring using true qi, a wisp of demonic energy can be channeled to attack the target. This demonic energy will cause the target to suffer from severe hemorrhoids for 10 days, accompanied by negative effects such as pain when sitting, walking, and defecating!

After seeing the ring's notes, Chen Han subconsciously swallowed.

It's too cruel.

If there's one of the most tormenting illnesses in humans, hemorrhoids are undoubtedly one of them. This skill may not be very powerful or noisy, but when used to punish ordinary people, it's truly a terrifying weapon.

Everyone knows that hemorrhoids alone are an absolute torment, causing unbearable pain. And that's just the severe torment; the pain when sitting, standing, walking, defecating, and so on... the negative effects are truly unimaginable.

It might feel like there are shards of glass rolling and kneading repeatedly in that area.

Thinking of this, he subconsciously swallowed again.

The key is that for normal hemorrhoids, you can go to the hospital to get some medicine, take it orally, and have an IV drip; it should get better quickly.

But now, due to the influence of demonic energy, even if we seek help from those doctors, there's nothing we can do.

Therefore, this kind of torture can definitely be called cruel punishment, a demonic method.

Although he is a righteous person, how can he better deal with the demonic sect if he doesn't study its methods?

Therefore, he put the refined Bagua ring directly on his finger. He did this in order to better deal with the demonic people and learn how to use their methods.

Presumably, fellow practitioners on the righteous path will understand him.

Besides, this is a good way to give a minor punishment as a warning, and I'm tempted to try it out.

However, this skill cannot be tested on family members, but tourists cannot be tested on it either. If it is tested casually, not only will the prop be a demonic prop, but the person will also become a demonic monster.

Of course, if there are really those tourists who are extremely rude and don't know what's good for them, then there's no need to be polite. We won't be endlessly lenient just because they spent some money visiting Chen's.

Moreover, many scenic spots have those bizarre tourists who cause trouble, and the scenic spots have no way to manage them, so they have to call the police in the end.

Now that we have these methods, what's the point of having police?
I'm afraid that once the skill to cause hemorrhoids takes effect, I won't be in the mood to cause trouble anymore, and all my energy will be gone.

If it were any other ailment, someone making a fuss could at least say they ate something at a tourist attraction or something, but the problem is that you're embarrassed to even mention hemorrhoids.

Seriously, to link a tourist attraction's responsibility to hemorrhoids is ridiculous. If this kind of bizarre thing were posted online, the person would be known all over the internet the next day, resulting in social death.

Even if the other party causes trouble, he can discuss and remind them that this is a place to worship the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable. Making trouble is disrespectful to the gods. And why are you suffering from such severe hemorrhoids? Shouldn't you have some idea?

I really hope I'll be lucky enough to meet a tourist like that and test this skill on him.

So he decisively left the room, went out into the courtyard, and went to Chen's house to look for his target.

It's a pity that after walking around Chen's place, I only encountered very well-mannered tourists; I didn't meet any tourists like that at all.

Next, he went to the market area to take a look.

The market town had already been built, located in the eastern part of the village, between the village and the Chen family.

A large archway has been erected there, with the words "Chen's Immortal Cultivation Market" written on it.

Several pretty girls were even taking pictures below the market. When they saw Chen Han, they greeted him with delight.

"It's Patriarch Chen!"

"Patriarch Chen, you're so handsome!"

One girl even shouted out more boldly.

Upon hearing this blunt truth, Chen Han went straight over, flipped his hand, took an apple from the warehouse, and handed it to the girl: "You're pretty too."

"Ah..." The girl received the apple and immediately showed a look of surprise.

The other girls exclaimed in surprise, only then remembering the online rumor that the head of the Chen family would turn apples into gifts for tourists. They never expected to be so lucky as to encounter such a thing.

Moreover, they really didn't see how the Chen family head conjured up that apple.

Chen Han also walked into the market. Today, more than 200 rooms of the Chen family's accommodation have been booked, some by couples or families sharing a room. There are definitely more than 300 tourists.

Therefore, the market area is still very lively, with many tourists. Naturally, there are also many villagers who come to sell their goods, and some have already set up stalls.

After looking around, Chen Han didn't find any particularly annoying tourists, but many villagers from Shangyuan Village noticed him and took things from their stalls to give him:
"Master Chen, please try some of my family's peaches."

"Master Chen, please try some of my family's bayberries!"

"These are cucumbers I grew myself, Patriarch Chen, please take some back and try them!"

The villagers were all very enthusiastic and addressed Chen as "Master Chen," clearly having been instructed by the village chief, Guo Zhen, who was also a shrewd and capable man.

Chen Han soon received bags of various sizes, all filled with gifts. Although there weren't many, they were clearly the villagers' tokens of their appreciation.

But a sudden game prompt caught his attention:
Because of the Chen family's power, they have repeatedly repelled demonic cultivators, protecting the surrounding area and establishing a cultivation market, providing a safe place for nearby independent cultivators to trade cultivation resources. One cultivator was so grateful to you that he offered you a yellow spirit melon!

Chen Han looked in surprise at the extra cucumber in the warehouse... no, it was a yellow spirit cucumber. Although it looked the same, the name was different.

He recalled the previous situation when he received the Rat Spirit Fruit. It was also when the village elder gave him bayberries and peaches, which triggered the game system's storyline of rogue cultivators making offerings. Now, another offering item had appeared.

In that case, I should come to the Immortal Cultivation Market more often in the future; I might find something unexpected.

Chen Han immediately checked the notes for the yellow melon:
This is a special yellow gourd, large in size and with small granules on its surface, which seems to have a peculiar effect.

Moreover, this is a very unique melon; after juicing, it has very special effects: skin whitening +2, breast enhancement effect +2!

The effects of the yellow melon made him open his mouth in surprise.

Does the world of cultivation also have spiritual melons that have such effects?
No wonder all those girls who cultivate immortality have fair skin and great figures.

Even without the body-shaping effect of cultivation, eating more of these spiritual melons is still juicy and delicious.

He didn't need this stuff; a grown man doesn't need to be fair-skinned, and he certainly doesn't need it for breast enhancement.

He did think of his junior sister and Xiao Mi; perhaps this thing would make them very happy.

Especially the junior sister, although she has a good figure, she doesn't seem to have the same size as Xiao Mi.

Girls, of course, want to be a little older.

Just then, Chen Han saw his great-uncle Chen Dapao, wearing a 'Civilization Supervisor' armband, walking over with two old men. Because of the increase in tourists, there were also more villagers selling things in the market, and his junior sister had arranged for two more family elders to come over.

Chen Dapao, this great-uncle, also had his hands behind his back, looking like he was seriously inspecting the place.

You can even see two tourists arguing over a small disagreement. The three old men walked over, and without the old men even having to say a word, the two arguing tourists dispersed on their own.

Look, this is the intimidating power of the Chen family elders.

"Master." Chen Dapao also saw Chen Han and immediately led two old men forward to greet him, both of them very respectfully.

As the older generation, they have a strong sense of clan. Now that the Chen family is doing better and better, they feel more and more proud, and naturally they know whose credit it is.

"Uncle, is it alright for you to work here?" Chen Han asked.

"Patriarch, you can rest assured that you can leave this cultivation market to us three old men." Chen Dapao grinned and assured him. He used to be very happy working at the town's vegetable market, and now he earns 3000 a month in the family, so he is full of energy.

The other two family elders also immediately made their guarantees.

Chen Han nodded and left the market, heading towards the Chen family compound. He then spent the rest of the time exploring various parts of the family compound, hoping to find some daring tourists who could test the hemorrhoid-generating skill of the demonic energy ring.

Possessing immense power but having nowhere to conduct experiments is truly frustrating.

So there's nothing we can do but give up and wait patiently for the right person to come along.

At dinner time, Chen Han took out the yellow spirit melon from the warehouse and went to his uncle's kitchen. Seeing that his uncle had almost finished preparing dinner, he found a juicer and started processing the yellow spirit melon. In the end, he squeezed two cups of yellow spirit melon juice, intending to let his junior sister and Xiao Mi try it.

A moment later, Junior Sister and Xiao Mi arrived. She came up to him with a very unhappy expression: "Senior Brother, in the comments section of your video, someone gave me the nickname 'Throat-Sealing and Groin-Striking Junior Sister,' which is so awful. They even said I'm a ruthless witch. I'm clearly very gentle. Senior Brother, please delete those comments for me."

She was still clinging to Chen Han's arm, acting coquettishly. With his arm in his junior sister's arms, he really felt that his junior sister needed some Huangling melon juice, so he smiled and said, "I'll help you delete it. This melon juice is good for girls. You and Xiao Mi can each have a cup."

As he spoke, he handed over the Huangling melon juice.

When Xiaoyu saw that her senior brother was going to help her delete the comments, she smiled, took two cups of yellow melon juice, handed one to Xiaomi, and they drank together.

"The fruit is unusually sweet and delicious," Xiao Mi said in surprise.

"Yes, but I can't tell what it is." Xiaoyu nodded in agreement.

Chen Han also took out his phone and opened the newly posted video. The data was very good, and it had already exceeded 30 likes. Sure enough, there were many comments on the short video in the comment section.

Those two sword strikes of hers were really too ruthless; they must have given many LSPs a kind of nagging sadness.
Those two sword strikes alone truly earned the title of "Throat-Sealing and Groin-Striking Sword".

But if my junior sister doesn't like it, then I'll just delete it.

Chen Lin quickly served dinner, which consisted of porridge and three side dishes.

Chen Han picked up the porridge and drank two large bowls because he had a good appetite. Suddenly, he noticed that Xiao Mi and his junior sister were acting strangely. The two of them seemed a little restless, and their arms seemed to be pressing slightly towards their chests, though the movements were subtle. He noticed it.

No way?
It's working so quickly?
Chen Lin suddenly looked at them and asked, "Xiaoyu, Xiaomi, why are your faces so red? Are you sick?"

"Uncle, I'm full, I'm going back now." Xiao Mi suddenly got up in a hurry, and before leaving, she glanced at Chen Han with embarrassment, as if asking what he had given her to eat.
"Uncle, Senior Brother, I'm full too, let's go back." Xiaoyu also got up hurriedly and left with Xiao Mi.

The two girls quickly returned to their courtyard. Xiao Mi saw that Xiao Yu was in the same condition and knew that it must be caused by what Chen Han had given her. She immediately pulled Xiao Yu back to her room and asked, "Xiao Yu, is your area also swollen and uncomfortable?"

"Um, how embarrassing!" Xiaoyu said, blushing.

"It will feel better if the restraints are removed."

"Sister Xiao Mi, really!"

"Xiaoyu, you know how to massage, right? Let's help each other out!"

...

After finishing dinner, Chen Han returned to his room, took a thorough bath, put on his Taoist robe again, and went to the Hall of the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable to change clothes and burn incense in preparation for the consecration of the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable statue.

Just as they arrived at the main hall of the Demon-Slaying Heavenly Venerable, they heard Auntie arguing with a tourist.

"Please keep an eye on the children. The cloth on the altar represents our respect for Shenlingdao and signifies the solemnity of the deities. It cannot be torn off at will!"

“Grandma, he’s just a child. What’s wrong with giving in to him a little?”

"Good faith, it is the parents' fault if they do not teach their children properly. They should teach their children a sense of right and wrong!"

"What's wrong with the Chen family? Are you still so superstitious? I paid money to have fun, not to listen to your tales of gods. What era are we living in?"

"Crash! Bang!"

"Hey, you guys!"

Chen Han heard something fall to the ground and a child crying inside, so he quickened his pace and went in, realizing that something was wrong.

Once inside, we saw that the cloth on the altar in the main hall had been torn down, and the tea, wine, and other offerings had been overturned on the ground.

A child was still crying there, and the cloth he was clutching in his hand showed that the naughty child was causing trouble. This made him frown and look at a woman next to him. The naughty child's behavior was largely due to his parents.

Despite being warned by the owner, the child still failed to control itself and even knocked over other people's offerings. This is absolutely disrespectful behavior.

In families that worship deities, the cloth and offerings on the altar are extremely important, as can be seen from the scene of the aunt hurriedly squatting down to tidy up and quietly praying that the heavenly deity would not be offended.

When the woman saw the child crying, she preemptively scolded, "What's wrong with you Chen family? You didn't even put that piece of cloth away properly, and now you've made my child cry."

There's a saying online that describes one of the most incomprehensible groups on the internet: parents of bratty kids!

I didn't understand it before, but now I've seen it for myself.

He looked directly and coldly at the woman: "Madam, aren't you afraid of disaster if you cause trouble in a place where gods are worshipped? Apologize to the old man and the Demon-Subduing Heavenly Venerable, and you may be forgiven by the gods."

He had already raised his hand, his thumb gently rubbing against the demonic ring he was wearing. Now was the time to give the other party a chance!
"Master Chen, I don't understand what you're saying. I know you're skilled in martial arts, but why are you arguing with a child?" The woman seemed to be used to saying this, and she didn't apologize at all. She simply pulled the child away and walked outside.

She really felt that the Chen family was making a mountain out of a molehill, being feudal and superstitious, petty and arguing with children.

Go back and talk to your husband, ask him to send someone to investigate this Chen woman, teach her a lesson, and see who should apologize. She probably doesn't know that her husband is the head of the county's Culture and Tourism Department.

All of the Chen family members are under his control.

"Misfortune and fortune have no fixed gate; they are summoned by oneself!" Chen Han smiled coldly and channeled his true energy into the demonic energy ring.

We should also thank the experimental subjects who came to us!

(End of this chapter)