Electronic Nezha

Chapter 54 Beating Up a Legendary Boss
The most despairing thing in the world isn't that you just bought an expensive cake and it "pia" falls to the ground, nor is it that you're holding a flashbang and running into an enemy with a submachine gun at a corner, nor is it that you didn't cherish a love affair—

It's not that you had a high-tech chip that could turn the tide, but some idiot ate it...

My high-tech chip! It only took Liu Zhenhua a minute and a half to crack down on piracy across the entire internet, but it took him a full 40 minutes to make this chip!

I didn't even taste whether it was sour or sweet—why would I taste whether it was sour or sweet? I'm just being driven crazy by an idiot.

Wu Lianfeng and Cheng Sihai each grabbed one of my shoulders, trying to bend me into a position where I would bow my head and confess my guilt. In despair, I twisted and struggled desperately. As long as I could get out of this room, there was still room for maneuver. They were blocking the door, not wanting anyone to come in, and probably not wanting to be charged with affray if someone called the police.

"Help! Murder!"

That was the shout I made. At that moment, I suddenly understood Zhang Biao and became Zhang Biao.

Duan Shoujiang shouted, "Hold him down, I'm coming!"

He took two quick steps and rushed towards me from my left. When he saw a tall guy standing in front of him—Hao Hao had been standing right next to me—Duan Shoujiang reached out and shoved him away, saying, "Get out of the way, you idiot!"

"Snap!" Hao Hao raised his hand and grabbed his wrist, and Duan Shoujiang's wrist immediately turned blue and purple where he was grabbed.

"Hey, this idiot is still—ouch, ouch!" Duan Shoujiang cried out involuntarily, crouching down in pain.

Cheng Sihai said, both angry and amused, "I always tell you to cut back on your drinking and womanizing, but you never listen. You can't even handle a fool." Before he finished speaking, Duan Shoujiang's wrist was already visibly deformed.

Only I know that the chip worked. I don't know why the plastic wrap didn't work. Maybe it came off when it slid into my esophagus, or maybe I didn't wrap it properly at all. Anyway, it worked!
"Damn it!" Cheng Sihai exclaimed in a panic, throwing a punch at Hao Hao. Hao Hao casually raised his hand, striking first and smashing Cheng Sihai's nose with a loud bang.

I wasn't satisfied. I thought this high-tech support would allow me to come up with some fancy tricks, but it turns out it's just about being faster than the other side. Pshaw.

Hao Hao threw Duan Shoujiang aside, who then hugged his arms and howled. Hao Hao's eyes remained clear, but only someone like me, who had been in close contact with him many times, could see the difference—his clarity contained an added layer of calculation.

Seeing his two brothers fall one after another at the hands of the idiot, Wu Lianfeng shouted, "The idiot has learned this!" He abandoned me, took a half step back, and suddenly kicked Hao Hao in the stomach. Hao Hao only slightly raised his foot, his toe positioned in the path of Wu Lianfeng's shin. This turned into Wu Lianfeng kicking Hao Hao's toe—Hao Hao was wearing a pair of outdated leather shoes. The two collided violently and silently. Wu Lianfeng gasped, hugged his leg, and jumped around in place. Then, he fiercely swung his fist at Hao Hao's face. Hao Hao raised his hand and knocked his fist away. Wu Lianfeng's wrist hit the wall, and his gold watch shattered on the ground. If it weren't for the gold watch, it might have been his wrist that broke.

It's clear that wearing a gold watch is good for your health; I'll buy one when I have the money.

Seeing this, Sun Zhancheng was both anxious and angry, and shouted, "Attack together!" He had one or two helpers on each side, and they rushed forward together. To show his bravery, Sun Zhancheng jumped onto the table and went straight to the center. This was a large private room that could seat 15 people, so the table was large and sturdy, and the hardware supported his performance.

Hao Hao's subsequent performance was incredibly cool and stylish. With a wave of his hand and a flick of his wrist, he knocked down an opponent, just like Jet Li in "Fist of Legend". At first, I was excited to watch, but later, his moves became too cool, and I started to get angry - if he hadn't eaten my chip, I should be the one showing off now!

Okay, now I'll just erase Hao Hao and describe from a first-person perspective how "I" toyed with my opponents—I just raised my hand and flicked my wrist and an opponent was knocked down...

Sigh, forget it, let's not deceive ourselves.

There was another person on the scene who was following Jackie Chan's path in the furniture store—Sun Zhancheng was on the table, kicking various cups, plates and bowls at Hao Hao as he moved forward. In fact, when he got to the fried ribbonfish in the middle, his brothers had all lay down, but due to inertia, it was impossible to turn back halfway.

Sun Zhancheng lived up to my former idol's reputation. He rushed towards us with shouts of "Wow!" and pounced on Hao Hao with a diving momentum. Hao Hao landed firmly on one foot and executed a cool sweeping attack.

Gudong!

Sun Zhancheng was swept off his feet, rolling once on the table before finally landing on the floor.

Hao Hao's kick was like a raging fire, showing his stable center of gravity, quick movement, and neat recovery... That kick should have been my creation!

I long to write about a thrilling battle, but the opponent's strength doesn't allow it. A group of fluffy ducklings encountering a ferocious wildcat would make the battle anything but thrilling, and the wildcat wouldn't even get a satisfying meal.

The battle ended so suddenly, there was no one left on the scene.

He swept across the Central Plains with great force, calmly surveyed his surroundings, and then turned around and saw me. His eyes remained unchanged, still clear and calm.

That gaze startled me. It wouldn't be right to say there was no one around; I was still standing there. Hao Hao is an idiot; he can't remember anyone. What if he tries to attack me?
"Number 0, who else are we going to fight?" This was the first thing Hao Hao said to me, and if nothing unexpected happened, it would also be the first thing he ever said in his life. "You know me?" I was a little taken aback.

“You are my number 0,” Hao Hao said the second sentence.

At this moment, people outside started knocking on the door, and people inside were shouting about murder and arson. The people in the restaurant naturally had to come and see what was going on, but Wu Lianfeng had blocked the door with a chair, so the people outside couldn't open it and started discussing breaking down the door.

I quickly pulled Hao Hao aside and whispered, "Can you remember who you are?"

"I can't remember."

"Where's your mother? Do you remember your mother?"

Hao Hao asked in confusion, "I still have a mother?"

I panicked: "Of course you have a mother—" The most urgent task now is not to clean up the aftermath of the fight, but to prevent Hao Hao from appearing in front of everyone in this state. A fool suddenly has unparalleled fighting power and can even speak. After the police station takes over, they immediately transfer him to the Chinese Academy of Sciences. Isn't that terrifying?
I grabbed Hao Hao's shoulder and said, "An old lady will come in and take you away. Just go with her, and then... you're an idiot. Do you know how to act like an idiot?"

Hao Hao said, "I will not speak. Apart from protecting Number 0, I will not fight with anyone."

“Very good, let’s do it that way. As for what to do next…” I don’t know what to do next either. I need to discuss it with Liu Zhenhua first.

Hao Hao said, "I await your orders."

I patted him on the shoulder, my eyes meeting those of Sun Zhancheng on the ground.

"Brother Sun."

Sun Zhancheng asked blankly, "Huh?"

"Who hit you just now?"

Sun Zhancheng pointed at Hao Hao: "Him!"

I said, "You've been beaten up like this by an idiot, are you ashamed to tell anyone?"

Sun Zhancheng pointed at me again: "That's the one who hit us."

I raised my hand and yelled, "I'm fucking amazing!"

Sun Zhancheng lay on his back, using both hands and feet to leap backward at a surprisingly fast pace.

"I didn't lay a finger on you." Judging by the distance, this area probably belongs to the Cold Storage Police Station. I do know people there, but if I go back for fighting, I won't be able to explain myself. I have to consider this!
Sun Zhancheng was completely confused by me, and pointed back at Hao Hao, saying, "That's still him."

I laughed and said, "My brother here is a fool. It's not illegal for him to kill you all."

Duan Shoujiang said impatiently, "Just say what you want to say—" He said to Sun Zhancheng in a tone of disappointment, "Brother! We started fighting ourselves, it has nothing to do with these two brothers!"

Sun Zhancheng asked, "What's the reason?" As the eldest brother, he was very meticulous.

Wu Lianfeng covered his injured leg with his uninjured hand and said, "He drank too much, isn't that normal?"

Sun Zhancheng pondered for a moment, then calmly said, "Alright."

　Thanks to "The Law Master" for becoming the leader of this book.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)