Chapter 395 Reunion

Ren Shaoyang stood with his hands behind his back, his gaze sweeping over the oncoming car.

Then the white donkey, with its crooked mouth and eyes, let out a loud "Bang!" and suddenly turned and came in.

"Crippled!" *2
Two loud shouts came from inside the car, one powerful and the other clear, like thunderclaps in mid-air.

"My goodness!"

Ren Shaoyang's ears were ringing from the shock, and his body swayed.

Then two figures, like ghosts and phantoms, suddenly pounced over.

"Ouch!"

The two rushed into Ren Shaoyang's arms, forcing him to take two steps back. Looking closely, he saw a simple-minded, heroic young man and a pretty, round-faced girl.

Isn't that Ding'an and Hongxiu?
Ding An glared and said, "Crippled man, I took a really long detour!"

Hongxiu said with a grin, "Me too!"

Ren Shaoyang laughed and asked, "Where were you two born?"

Ding'an and Hongxiu were stunned, and asked in unison, "What do you mean?"

"It is the place where this world came into being."

"Oh, oh!" Ding'an said, "I'm right here in these mountains."

Ren Shaoyang raised an eyebrow: "Didn't you see Junior Sister Feng?"

"Ugh!" Ding An said, annoyed. "You all think I'm that 'Feng' guy. He was like that at first, when I was just a curly-haired kid, and then those two old fogies from Lingyun Cave did too. Who is he anyway?"

Ren Shaoyang chuckled and said, "I won't tell you, you'll find out when you see it!"

Ding An pursed his lips. Although he was curious, he was honest and simple-minded, so he didn't ask any further questions.

"Little beggar, what about you?"

Hongxiu's beautiful eyes sparkled as she smiled and said, "I spent a few days as the God of Wealth in a dilapidated temple, defeating three masters of knife skills. Then, I encountered a man with a severed hand on the way, and that's how I came here."

"Three masters of the sword?" Ren Shaoyang thought for a moment and asked, "Could it be the First Evil Emperor, the Second Sword Emperor, and the Third Pig Emperor?"

Hongxiu said, "Yes! That evil emperor is incredibly powerful. I used every trick in the book, and even combined my powers with my sister, to barely manage to knock him unconscious!"

"Nonsense!" Ren Shaoyang shook his head and said, "Facing such a master, you are clearly superior to him in not injuring or killing him."

"How tall is it?"

“Look!” Ren Shaoyang pointed to the World's Number One Tower in the far distance, “The mountain peak is that high.”

Hongxiu giggled, resting her chin on her hands, looking so beautiful she was practically snotting through her nose.

Ding An glanced around the field, shook his head, and said loudly, "Let's go."

Ren Shaoyang looked at him and asked, "Where are you going?"

"Hey!" Ding An miraculously pulled a land deed from his pocket. "I bought a house."

Ren Shaoyang was stunned for a moment, scratched his head, and said, "Why are you suddenly buying a house?"

“Oh, when I was passing through Fengxi Town, I casually helped a young man take his house back from some rascals,” Ding’an said with a smile. “Knowing he couldn’t hold onto it, the young man sold it to me at a discount. I figured we needed a place to stay, so I bought it.”

"Fengxi Town?" Ren Shaoyang confirmed.

"Yes!" Ding'an nodded, then asked, "What's wrong?"

"Haha~"

Ren Shaoyang didn't say anything, but strode towards the donkey cart.

Ding'an watched his retreating figure, scratched his head, and looked at Hongxiu: "Little beggar, what is he laughing at?"

"If a cripple laughs like that, he's either doing something bad or looking for fun."

The little beggar smiled and then skipped after Shao Yang, linking arms with him and chattering away.

"So, was he doing something bad, or was he just having fun?"

Ding'an was still confused, but upon hearing their calls, he quickly chased after them and climbed onto the donkey cart.

Ren Shaoyang patted Donkey Brother's big rump, then shook the reins.

"Bang!"

The blood-red donkey cart twisted the corners to its limit, speeding towards the edge of the valley.

In the car, the three of them chatted happily, one after another.

Ren Shaoyang asked, "By the way, how far is Fengxi Town from here?"

Ding An said, "About a thousand li."

“Sure.” Ren Shaoyang looked at the clear, bright night sky and smiled. “With the blood donkey cart, it will arrive tomorrow.”

As the two were chatting, they suddenly heard the panda cub whimpering.

"Oh dear, how dare you talk back!" Hongxiu exclaimed angrily.

Ren Shaoyang turned his head and saw a scene of motherly love and filial piety.

Yes, the panda cub is a beautiful little bear.

The one-year-old panda cub has been officially named "Gungun" by the three of them. It has a round head, round belly, and surprisingly big eyes that look like two black grapes (hmm?). It is extremely cute.

At this moment, the panda was using all four limbs to escape throughout the carriage.

But in Hongxiu's eyes, his so-called escape was nothing more than Sun Wukong running wild, unable to escape the Buddha's palm at all.

Nonsense, there are very few masters in the world who can escape her grasp!

With a casual reach, he grabbed the scruff of the neck and lifted her up.

"嘤嘤!"

"What do you mean?" Ren Shaoyang asked in a low voice.

"Save me!" Ding'an whispered in response.

It rolled around, limbs flailing, crying out to heaven and earth.

The two of them kept their eyes down, pretending not to see anything, and continued chatting and laughing, slapping their thighs with laughter.

Hongxiu lost her temper, and Shaoyang and Ding'an didn't dare to interfere.

To be fair, Gun Gun deserved it.

No one said anything if you ate the "Limitless Immortal Pill" to survive, but if you ate them all...

He's obviously just greedy!
As the saying goes, "When you're out in the game, you have to admit your mistakes and correct them; when you get beaten, you have to stand up straight." This is our motto in life.

"Hey~"

Seeing the two of them acting like cowards, Gun Gun could only let out a mournful cry, let his limbs hang limply, and pretend to be a doll.

"What does this mean?"

"Oh, it said, 'Go ahead and kill me.'"

"Hmph!" Hongxiu sneered, grabbed the panda's fat face, squeezed and kneaded it, and said in a ferocious voice, "You think this is over? Tell me, which idiot came up with this idea?"

"Waaah, waaah!"

"Hmm?" Hongxiu glanced sideways out the window, her eyes flashing with cold light. "Big Meow!"

Brush it.

Fat Tiger squinted, and the dog crept up beside the car, its tail drooping, looking like a golden retriever caught doing something wrong.

Hongxiu was furious and, hands on her hips, cursed, "Damn it, of the three of you, you're the worst!"

“Exactly!” Ding’an interjected, “Sneaky!”

Ren Shaoyang blinked and pointed to the white donkey with its four hooves wobbling: "Where is it?"

"Bang!"

The white donkey cried out in despair, turning its head to glare at Ren the Scoundrel.

"Hmph, none of them are any good!" Hongxiu said coldly. "Perfect, once the elixir enters the body, the flesh, blood, and bones will all become treasures."

Pointing at the white donkey: "You, donkey hide is used to make donkey-hide gelatin!"

Bang!

The donkey cart ran over a stone, and everyone was thrown into the air. The white donkey brayed loudly, its hooves trembling wildly.

"Hmph, what a despicable character," Hongxiu said coldly, then pointed at Panghu, "You, you stirred up a pot of wine!" "Awooo!"

Fat Tiger stumbled and fell to the ground, covering his head with his hands and whimpering.

"Great! Great!" Ding'an clapped and laughed.

With a loud thud, Ren Shaoyang flicked him on the forehead and yelled, "With such strong yang energy, you still want to drink tiger penis wine? Are you trying to disrespect the country?"

Ding'an covered his head and rolled around in the carriage.

After finishing his tirade, Ren Shaoyang looked at Hongxiu and asked, "Where's Gun Gun?"

"Let's soak them together in the liquor!"

GunGun: (┬_┬)
"Alright, that's enough." Ren Shaoyang quickly reassured her, seeing that she was still angry. "Although the elixir is gone, Gun Gun still managed to gather a bunch of rare and precious herbs for us!"

Ding An stood up and nodded repeatedly, "Yes, yes!" As he spoke, he nudged the panda.

The clever little rascal quickly took out the brocade box from the bundle and presented it to the little beggar with both paws.

Hongxiu snorted coldly, grabbed the brocade box, and opened it casually.

brush!
The steam rose and the red light shone, making the faces of the three people and the bear turn completely red.

Ren Shaoyang turned his head and exclaimed in surprise, "Holy crap, so many fire unicorn scales?"

“Yes!” Ding’an nodded, “It was all done by the white donkey and Big Meow!”

Upon hearing this, Donkey Brother and Fat Tiger straightened their backs and walked with an air of great pride.

"Waaah~!" The panda cried out anxiously, pawing at him with its paws.

Ding An laughed: "Yes, and there's Gun Gun. It knocked down the Fire Qilin with a single fishing rod, which is why Brother Donkey kicked off its horn."

As he spoke, the little beggar had already raised the single horn and squinted to examine it closely.

This horn, about two feet long, with a graceful curve, was crystal clear and bright red, like a dagger. When held in the hand, it emitted bursts of heat, as if a heart was beating.

Hongxiu exclaimed in amazement, "What a treasure! This thing has been out of my body for so long, yet it still seems to have a life of its own!"

Ren Shaoyang sighed, "Just one scale can forge a Fire Scale Sword and bring prosperity to the Duan family. Now we have a whole box, and this magical unicorn horn." He paused, "Little beggar, you can now properly study the methods of immortality!"

Hongxiu laughed heartily: "That's right!" As she spoke, she pulled out a book and waved it around. It was "Dancing with Poison." "I've been reading this book recently. It's written from a high-level perspective and is very insightful."

"Is this the book that the mysterious stall owner sold you?" Ren Shaoyang asked curiously.

"Yes."

The little beggar was silent for a moment, then slowly said, "That kid named Li Ge is a genius. At least in terms of using poison and pharmacology, I can't compare to him."

"Oh?" Ren Shaoyang raised an eyebrow and smiled. "So you actually have a moment of admitting defeat?"

The little beggar rolled his eyes at him: "What can you do if you don't admit defeat? You just can't beat them!"

Ren Shaoyang tilted his head and said, "The Meishan Iron Essence was stolen from him?"

“Yes,” Hongxiu nodded.

"Logically speaking, that martial arts world shouldn't have this thing."

“I know, we’ve been searching the Song Dynasty for three years and haven’t found it.”

"Then why does he have it?" Ren Shaoyang narrowed his eyes. "That's strange."

Hongxiu laughed and said, "Stop beating around the bush."

Ren Shaoyang asked, "He came from our world?"

"What?" Ding'an's eyes widened. "Dripping Water Cliff?"

Hongxiu shook her head at his silly way of speaking, and then continued, "That kid called me 'Bone Scraper'."

“That’s right.” Ren Shaoyang sighed. “This nickname only appeared briefly in the northern frontier. After that, you’ve been called ‘One-Knife Immortal’ ever since.”

“Not only that!” Hongxiu shook her finger. “I also sensed a familiar aura emanating from him.”

"who?"

"The vital energy of a disabled person."

"Incomplete?" Ren Shaoyang narrowed his eyes.

“And it’s powerful,” Hongxiu said earnestly.

Ren Shaoyang and Ding's eyes widened, and they exclaimed in unison, "Pang Ban?!"

"Mmm!" The little beggar nodded vigorously, as if pounding garlic.

Ren Shaoyang let out a sigh and said, "Our original world was truly a super grand stage. If you dare, then come and try!"

"First came the leader, then us, next is Wei Jinzhong, and then there's this young man who uses poison and seems to have inherited Pang Ban's skills."

"According to you," the little beggar exclaimed, "I feel like our world is more dangerous."

"Who says it isn't?"

Shao Yang and Ding An nodded repeatedly, like chicks pecking at rice.

The stars twinkled, and the moon was hazy.

The donkey cart roared away, its hooves landing, changing the landscape, and dust rose, filling the sky with mist.

The momentum was so great that it resembled a dragon swimming eastward.
-
Fengxi Town.

As dawn broke, the townspeople yawned and got up to begin their monotonous new day.

"Hey, Sister Wang, it's almost the third day of the third lunar month, shall we go dig for shepherd's purse?"

"Oh my, I had almost forgotten about this. It's delicious!"

"Ha, let's dig up more and send them to the owner of Zhonghua Pavilion. We can even get some eggs on credit. Shepherd's purse boiled with eggs is so delicious!"

"Alright, you slut. I get it now. You were just pretending to dig for shepherd's purse; you really had your eye on the owner of Zhonghua Pavilion!"

"Pah! Just tell me, have you taken a liking to it or not?"

"I just think he's in great shape."

"Hey, I think so too!"

On the stone bridge, two middle-aged women's conversation drifted further and further off-topic, from the widower at Zhonghua Pavilion to incomprehensible topics like positions and frequency, and then to the handsome young man who had just arrived in town.
Slip.

The two licked their lips.

Suddenly, footsteps approached.

They turned to look and were immediately horrified, standing up abruptly.

Then a tall, dashing man in a straw hat, carrying a huge brown bear on his shoulder, slowly and silently walked onto the stone bridge.

"Oh my god!" the two middle-aged women cried out and ran away in a panic.

The man in the straw hat remained silent, yet walked steadily across the stone bridge, leaving a trail of bear blood on the ground, and stopped in front of a restaurant.

The restaurant was about four or five zhang tall, with three floors, and the signboard had three large characters: "Zhonghua Pavilion".

"Wow! You really went bear hunting?" The restaurant manager ran out and shouted.

The man in the straw hat smiled and asked, "Shopkeeper, how much silver do you think it's worth?" He was tall, but his tone was very gentle.

"This bear can only be used with two paws, so I'll give you five taels and eight mace!"

"No!" The man in the straw hat shook his head. "I think it's worth seven taels."

"Hey, hey, hey! Are you trying to bargain?" The shopkeeper waved his hands helplessly, "It's not worth it, it's not worth it!"

"Give it to him."

Suddenly, a gentle and deep voice came from behind.

Everyone turned to look and saw a disheveled middle-aged man standing at the door with his hands behind his back, looking utterly desolate.

The shopkeeper dared not say anything more and quickly replied, "Yes, boss!" He then turned and handed seven taels of silver to the man in the straw hat.

The man in the straw hat thanked him and turned to leave.

The disheveled middle-aged man called out to him, "Young man, may I ask your name?"

The man in the straw hat stopped, turned his head, revealing his handsome face, and said with a faint smile, "My name is Xiao Ma."

The middle-aged man smiled gently and said, "Little Ma, next time you have any rare birds or exotic animals, please send them to us."

Xiao Ma clasped his hands in a fist and bowed, saying, "Thank you!"

(End of this chapter)

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