This celebrity is absolutely wicked.
Chapter 361 Is Lu Ran Insulting Everyone?
Chapter 361 Is Lu Ran Insulting Everyone?
There are all sorts of rumors online, but rumors are just rumors; they can't be taken seriously.
But it's different if someone in the industry steps forward.
What Mr. Hua, what Chicken King Competition?
This is the Huaqu Award!
Does that mean all singers are prostitutes?
With this idea in mind, viewers no longer found the video funny.
It's ironic!
A blatant irony!
Zhang Jinbu immediately shared the video in Lu Ran's fan group.
"Everyone, go watch Director Lu's new video! Director Lu has gone viral!"
"What video? I'm not even out of bed yet."
"You'll know just by looking at it."
In the group chat, someone clicked on it.
A few minutes later, the group chat suddenly became lively.
"Are you referring to the Chinese Music Awards?"
"Does Director Lu mean that you can win the Chinese Music Awards by simply paying money?"
"Keep reading, it gets even more fun later."
At the end of the video, the first Chicken King Competition officially began.
Lu Ran and Qin Yue made a cameo appearance as hosts.
"Distinguished guests, fellow villagers, good afternoon! Welcome to Earth Hut for the first annual Chicken King Competition!"
"The vast sky has nurtured our history and civilization."
"Time flies, and it has shaped our diligence and kindness."
"Under this clear sky, we sing and chant."
"On this vast land, we soar freely."
Lu Ran and Qin Yue took turns speaking, and the surrounding audience immediately applauded after they finished.
Besides familiar celebrities, there are also several local villagers playing extras.
With these lines added, it looks quite comical.
There's a feeling of wanting to be formal but failing to achieve it.
Mr. Hua: "Next, please welcome our special guest for this competition, Mr. Li Haorui, Director of the Chicken Farming Association."
Li Haorui stepped forward and said, "On behalf of the Chicken Farming Association, I wish this competition a complete success, and I wish every chicken great results. I hope everyone will show their style and skill in the competition. Applause!"
"I hereby declare the first Chicken King Championship to begin!"
However, when the competition begins and each chicken comes up to show itself, it has to announce whose chicken it is when it announces its name.
They were selected by shop owners or veterinary hospital directors.
In the end, a whole bunch of chickens went up on stage to compete, making a complete mess of the competition.
That evening, a group of people sat down for a meeting again.
Because there were too many chickens participating, this commotion prevented the sponsors' chickens from making it to the finals.
Mr. Hua then began to formulate new rules.
The sponsor's chicken can directly enter the finals.
But there has to be a reason to eliminate the other chickens.
"The weight must be no less than eight pounds, the tail hair must be no shorter than fifteen centimeters, the claws must be no shorter than twelve centimeters, and the flight altitude must be no less than one meter."
These absurd rules were thus created.
The next day, Mr. Hua was blocked at the door by a group of contestants.
Everyone was cursing and complaining, asking why their chickens were eliminated and demanding an explanation from Mr. Hua.
Mr. Hua's solution was also very simple.
"Each person will receive a medal, which was specially made by the organizing committee of this competition!"
Mr. Hua then presented medals to everyone.
Awards such as "Best New Chicken," "Best Legs," "Best Egg Laying," "Best Crowing," "Best Black Chicken," "Best White Chicken," "Best Rooster," and "Best Hen" have all appeared.
Even the most oblivious person could appreciate the nuances of this.
“Last year, the Chinese Music Awards presented some awards that hadn’t been given out before. Isn’t that just dividing up the pie?”
"It's not just the Chinese Music Awards; many awards are like this—everyone gets a share."
"I've figured it out now. As long as you pay, they'll give you a prize no matter what."
"So if Lu Ran didn't win the award, it means he didn't pay any money."
"Director Lu is still too upright!"
In the story, a pile of medals was used to send the group away.
That evening, a group of people sat together again and started discussing things.
This discussion is about what awards the sponsors' chickens should receive.
Put aside all the competition rules and compare fur color, body size, and crowing?
Not important at all!
Whoever pays the money gets to go all the way!
Qin Yue finally couldn't stand it anymore.
"What was supposed to be a good thing has been ruined by you guys."
Zhao Long was still not happy.
"What's so disgusting about it? Give the bosses some face."
"Face, face, face, they care about face, but what they lose is precisely face. Ask them, do they really need these prizes? Do they lack the money? Is it worth it for this dispensable competition? Participation in the competition depends on ability, not face!"
Please tell them that if they dare to compete, they shouldn't be afraid to lose. Even if they win using such despicable means, will they feel comfortable? What's the point of taking home such a prize? Can this kind of deception fool others or themselves? And you all, think about this carefully!
These words were tantamount to Lu Ran directly revealing his hand.
"Isn't that how all awards are these days? Singer competitions don't look at how well you sing, they look at which company you came from, and it's the same for actors!"
"Have you heard me, Huaqu Awards?!"
"Director Lu is too tough. This time, half of the entertainment industry is being ridiculed."
"Director Lu doesn't need this award!"
What's the point of an award if it doesn't consider merit?
At the very end of the video, the final round of the Chicken King competition officially began.
Wang Jiayue's chicken won the title of Chicken King.
"Wang Jiayue's chicken belongs to the producer, and Wang Jiayue is the organizer. This championship is truly fair and just."
"Don't talk nonsense. How is it unfair or unjust? What's wrong with this chicken?"
"Hahaha! Director Lu is truly talented, this video is really interesting!"
There was an acceptance speech segment later on, but the other sponsors were quite unhappy and all left in a huff.
At the end of the video, Lao Peng excitedly said that he would continue to hold the Chicken King Competition next year.
After watching the video, netizens immediately rushed to the comment section to leave messages.
"@Huaqu Awards, Mr. Hua, hello."
"The current Chinese Music Awards are no different from the Chicken King Competition." "I have a suggestion: Director Lu, your video is a bit too advanced. I doubt these people will understand it."
"Comparing crowing is like comparing singing voices, Director Lu, could you be any more obvious?"
With the help of netizens, the topic of the Chicken King Competition became a trending topic on Weibo.
Some singers in the entertainment industry also came across the video and watched it.
"Well said! He deserves to be scolded!"
There are genuine musicians in the industry, but they simply don't have any room to survive.
Some singers were not happy about it.
"Lu Ran, what are you doing? What's the point of tearing things apart? Winning the award is a good thing for everyone."
"Lu Ran is insulting everyone."
"Who does this guy think he is? How dare he insult us?"
"This guy's got a bloody problem, he's offended half the entertainment industry!"
In an instant, the entire entertainment industry was shaken by Lu Ran's video.
In the 28 years since the Huaqu Awards were established, this is the first time a singer has dared to challenge the Huaqu Awards so directly.
After the online discussion started, Yin Shuzhi received a phone call.
After listening to his subordinate's report, he watched the video.
"How dare he!"
This video wouldn't have had such a strong effect if it had been released earlier or later; it just so happened to be released at this time, and the person who planned the Chicken King Competition is named Mr. Hua.
Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental!
Who are you mocking?
Yin Shuzhi quickly recalled the entire process of the Huaqu Awards.
The entire chain consisted of trustworthy people, so Lu Ran couldn't obtain any evidence and could only offer sarcastic remarks.
"It's just sarcasm. If I pay attention to it, it would make me look guilty. But I still need to try to win over the public opinion."
Yin Shuzhi sent a message in the large group chat of the Huaqu Awards jury.
"Everyone has seen Lu Ran's counterattack, and it's time for us to speak out too. Lu Ran is slandering the Chinese Music Awards and damaging the environment of our entire Chinese music scene!"
Behind each of these judges is a group of singers from the entertainment industry; you could say it's half of the entertainment circle, with all the well-known singers on the panel.
After Yin Shuzhi finished speaking, some people online prepared and began to speak out.
A musician posted a Weibo post.
"Lu Ran's video satirizing the entertainment industry is, in my opinion, pure fantasy. I've been in the entertainment industry for so many years, how come I've never seen anything like this?"
An expert also gave a speech.
"Don't be swayed by the hype. Don't comment if you don't know the truth. Lu Ran is deliberately stirring up public opinion and using everyone."
These people were quite polite in their speech.
On the other side, in a bar.
A man with a trendy hairstyle, large tattoos, and clothes identical to those worn on the runway sat in a seat, surrounded by several sexy women.
This man is rapper Qi Xingze, who has been nominated for Best Male Singer at this year's Huaqu Awards.
After the list was announced, Qi Xingze was ecstatic for several days.
I sleep almost all day and let loose at night.
Since the nomination, he has received more collaboration offers, and his appearance fee has skyrocketed. The young girls who used to ignore him have started throwing themselves at him, and he can have whatever position he wants.
Qi Xingze felt more and more that the money was well spent!
The sponsorship fee wasn't wasted.
At this moment, a guy next to me shouted, "Xiao Ze, look at Weibo, Lu Ran posted a video satirizing the behind-the-scenes manipulation of the Huaqu Awards."
Qi Xingze sneered: "I hate people like this the most. Do whatever you want, stop popping out here to disgust people."
Qi Xingze felt a little lightheaded and took the phone to check it.
“I have to diss Lu Ran a bit. I just got some inspiration. I’m going back to the hotel to record a song.”
Qi Xingze returned to the hotel with the help of two beautiful women.
He took out his phone and started playing a freestyle song.
After recording, he posted the video on Weibo and tagged Lu Ran directly.
"Lu Ran, who do you think you are? A farm-training student dares to talk about music ratings? The Huaqu Awards have a 28-year history, and you dare to question them? My nomination is based on my talent, not some farmer's trick! @LuRan!"
Qi Xingze's fans were immediately excited after seeing the video.
"Xiaoze's freestyle is as cool as ever!"
"So real! This trash Lu Ran is jumping up and down because he wasn't nominated. How long has he been in the industry? Does he really think he's an artist?"
"That was really enjoyable! A hundred times better than Lu Ran's trashy songs!"
That evening, Lu Ran had just returned to Wutong Garden.
The wealthy woman, Shen, sent him a message.
"I'm so angry! That rapper Qi Xingze dissed you!"
These past few days, Mrs. Shen has been keeping a close eye on online developments.
The rich woman, Shen, simply couldn't stand seeing Lu Ran, whom she had personally nurtured, being criticized like this.
Lu Ran: "Don't panic, let me take a look."
Lu Ran went on Weibo and listened to Qi Xingze's video.
The video above is a lyrics video made with a template, and the background noise is quite loud, so it's obvious that it was recorded directly with a mobile phone.
"Netizens laugh at my flow, saying it's not as good as rap and too loud. Listeners' comments never lie, so don't be ridiculous. The badge of the Chinese Music Awards can't be faked with a keyboard. You, a country bumpkin making chicken videos, don't even know what you're talking about!"
"Saying it's all sarcastic about the awards is laughable. The inflated data should have been reported long ago. Keep harvesting your trending topics like straws; the Huaqu Awards stage only recognizes talent, not nonsense!"
After listening, Lu Ran exited the video.
"What garbage is this? It's utterly worthless."
Lu Ran made a video call to Shen Fupo.
After the call connected, Lu Ran saw the scene behind Shen Fupo and realized they were still in the company.
Why are you still at the company?
Mrs. Shen: "I'm not thinking about how I can help you."
"Can you sing? You can rap too," Lu Ran asked.
The wealthy woman, Ms. Shen, said somewhat embarrassedly, "I know a little, but not much."
"Sing a few lines."
"I'm shy, I'm too embarrassed to sing."
"If you're shy, wear a hospital gown at home."
“I don’t only wear it at home; you see, I don’t wear it when I go out.”
"As long as you can sing, I'll come to your company and we can record a song together."
Mrs. Shen looked completely bewildered.
Lu Ran had already hung up the call.
(End of this chapter)
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