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Chapter 382 A variety show scene that even a script couldn't write
Chapter 382 A variety show scene that even a script couldn't write
When there are beautiful women around, men will naturally enter a state of competitive spirit.
In particular, most of these trainees are energetic young men, aged between 16 and 20, who are at the age where they love to show off.
Upon seeing Meng Ziyi and Chen Yao appear, many people involuntarily entered a state of peacock spreading its tail feathers.
However, these people were soon dealt a blow.
Meng Ziyi's mouth seemed to be coated with poison as she immediately started to complain.
"I said, does the production team have some misunderstanding about farming? This isn't 'Let's Farm, Boys,' it's clearly 'Idol Producer: The Field Metamorphosis.'"
"Watching you all work makes me so anxious. You're all so delicate and soft, and you're not even as strong as Xiao Tian."
"That's a hoe, okay? Not a microphone."
"Zhang Wanyi, put in a little more effort! Don't turn the rice into a potted plant! Didn't you sneak a lot of good stuff in the field yesterday? Did you digest it so quickly?"
"Chengyi, hello. I saw what happened to you yesterday. You were covered in golden armor. No wonder you're the acting powerhouse of the show, always ready to perform big or small acts!"
Meng Ziyi's criticisms were very sharp.
After she appeared, the show became more entertaining, and the number of viewers in the live stream skyrocketed.
Yesterday was a Friday, a workday, so not many people watched the live stream.
Today is Saturday, and with the momentum built up from yesterday's successful live stream, the number of online viewers in the "Planting the Land" live stream has never fallen below 300 million, reaching a peak of over 700 million.
Meng Ziyi was more reserved with the others, since it was their first meeting and they weren't very familiar with each other.
However, Meng Ziyi was quite familiar with Zhang Wanyi and Cheng Yi, so he went all out against them.
Not only were many people at the show amused, but the live broadcast room was also filled with joy.
"It has to be Sister Meng again! It wasn't enough for her to complain on 'Back to Field,' she also had to come to the 'Let's Farm' show to hurt people!"
"Clad in golden armor from head to toe, that's so apt! Poor Cheng Yi!"
"Performing anytime, anywhere, is that a joke about urinating or defecating anywhere? Hahaha, Cheng Yi's face turned green just mentioning that!"
"Sister Meng is really my mouth double, she's so funny when she talks."
"In my opinion, Sister Meng who doesn't talk gets 100 points, she's a perfect beauty; Sister Meng who talks gets 120 points!"
"These trainees were all dumbfounded. They thought a gentle and beautiful girl had arrived and wanted to perform well, but they didn't expect it to be the heart-wrenching Xiao Meng."
"Who's that beautiful woman next to Sister Meng? Her legs are so long, straight, and white!"
"Did you just enter the live stream? This beautiful lady has already introduced herself. Her name is Chen Yao, and she is Sister Meng's classmate."
……
With Meng Ziyi, a veteran of variety shows, guiding her, Chen Yao gradually adapted to the rhythm of reality shows, her performance became much more natural, and she also gained a lot of exposure.
When Chen Yao finished dinner that evening, she took out her phone and opened Weibo, only to see that she and Meng Ziyi were trending on Weibo.
Her Weibo account originally had only a few hundred followers, but now it has grown to more than 4!
There are also a lot of private messages in the background.
Chen Yao was a little dazed. She selected a few photos taken in the afternoon and posted them on Weibo.
"I'm so glad to be able to participate in the #FarmingYouth# program with Mengmeng today. This program is very interesting and I have learned a lot."
Next, I will plan the performance for the village stage, and I hope everyone will enjoy it.
The moment this Weibo post was published, it immediately received likes and comments.
In no time, the number of comments exceeded one hundred, and the number of likes surpassed one thousand.
This data is still increasing.
Seeing this, Chen Yao was both excited and thrilled, and his fingers were trembling slightly.
This was the first time she had experienced the feeling of becoming famous.
This feeling is truly addictive!
The voices of the staff on site brought Chen Yao back to reality.
The host said, "All the work for today is now finished. I will now announce everyone's work points, which you can use to exchange for food."
In the show "Let's Farm, Boys," trainees have to use labor points to get meals.
If you don't work, you'll go hungry.
For example, yesterday Cheng Yi and Cai Xukun made a mistake while carrying manure, and they didn't complete much work afterwards, so they didn't have enough points to exchange for two bags of biscuits in the evening.
They ate biscuits last night and at noon today, and then they still have to carry out manure fertilization.
The two of them are now so hungry that their eyes are practically glowing green.
Fortunately, they completed their task of carrying manure today, and their points can be exchanged for decent food.
However, the two still chose to save money and decided to have a super-sized bowl of beef noodles together that night.
That way, I can have a hearty meal tomorrow at noon.
The two exchanged their bowls for a large bowl of beef noodles and prepared to find a table to eat. Peng Yuchang, who was standing next to them, reminded them, "You've been carrying manure all day, aren't you going to wash your hands before eating?"
That makes perfect sense. Cheng Yi casually placed the noodles on the cement steps and went to wash her hands with Cai Xukun.
Unexpectedly, the village's big yellow dog suddenly ran over and started eating the noodles in the bowl.
Everyone laughed when they saw this.
Chengyi, lacking experience, left the food lying around, and it ended up being eaten by the dog.
Fortunately, the dog was full. Jiang Yifeng had fed it quite a bit during the day, so it wasn't very hungry and stopped eating after about half of it.
When Xu Kun came out and saw that the noodles had been eaten by the dog, he was thunderstruck and looked utterly desperate.
"What are you doing! Even a dog is bullying me! Waaaaah~~~"
With tears in his eyes, Cai Xukun chased the dog away.
Seeing this, Jiang Yifeng said, "Never mind, this bowl of noodles doesn't count. Go get another bowl."
The purpose of labor points is to encourage trainees to work actively, not to deliberately make things difficult for them.
Cai Xukun and Cheng Yi had a rough first day, and they're almost at their limit from hunger.
If I don't get to eat tonight, I really won't have the energy to work tomorrow.
Seeing Jiang Yifeng say that, Cai Xukun kept thanking him, and then happily went to get a new bowl of beef noodles.
The staff put the noodles that the dog had eaten in a corner, so the dog would come and eat them when it got hungry.
Unexpectedly, Cheng Yi came out shortly after they put the noodles down.
He went to the restroom, so he was a little slower than Cai Xukun.
Seeing the noodles in the corner, Chengyi muttered, "Is Kunkun that hungry? He's already finished eating, so the remaining half is mine!"
Then I picked up the piece of dough from the corner.
He didn't even look for a place; he just squatted in a corner and started eating.
Two days of hard work turned into appetite, and Chengyi ate noodles with gusto.
Although the noodles tasted a bit strange, with a sour and fishy smell, hunger overcame everything.
Cheng Yi ate very quickly, finishing half a bowl of noodles in no time.
The chaotic scene suddenly fell silent, and everyone stared at Chengyi in silence.
Cheng Yi found it strange. He took a sip of noodle soup, looked up and asked, "Why are you all looking at me? Kun Kun has already eaten half of his, so this half is mine, isn't it?"
As soon as he finished speaking, Cai Xukun walked over with a bowl of beef noodles in his hand.
Cheng Yi looked bewildered and asked, "Why did you take another bowl of noodles?" Cai Xukun smiled and said, "Our noodles were eaten by the dog, so President Jiang asked the kitchen to make a new one."
After saying that, Cai Xukun looked at the large bowl with only a few noodles left in Cheng Yi's hand and asked suspiciously, "Brother Yi, where did you get these noodles? Didn't the dog eat the noodles from before?"
Cheng Yi: "???"
Seeing Cheng Yi's green face, the whole audience burst into laughter.
Meng Ziyi and Chen Yao were laughing so hard they couldn't stand up straight.
This is a scene from a variety show that even a script couldn't have written.
The chat room erupted in excitement.
"Sungye is such a pitiful guy, I feel sorry for him!"
Chengyi: This half of the noodles is mine, isn't it? Hahahaha! This noodle is indeed yours, but it also belongs to Big Yellow Dog.
"It's okay, Chengyi. You ate feces yesterday, so eating some dog food today won't hurt."
"Clad in golden armor from head to toe, and able to eat yellow dog noodles with one mouth! Cheng Yi, you're absolutely amazing!"
"Holy crap, that's making my stomach hurt from laughing!"
"I thought 'Farming' was a boring show, but I didn't expect so many memorable moments to emerge in just two days!"
"The funniest thing is Cai Xukun. He still doesn't realize that the noodles in Cheng Yi's bowl are the same ones that the dog just ate."
Seeing Cheng Yi's breakdown and after Peng Yuchang's explanation, Cai Xukun finally understood what had happened.
He tried hard to suppress his laughter, but he couldn't hold it in at all, and in the end he even pinched his thigh hard twice.
When Cai Xukun pinched his thigh, he even let out two coquettish moans.
This made everyone laugh even harder.
"Hahahaha!" Cai Xukun finally couldn't hold back and burst out laughing: "Sorry, sorry Yi-ge, I really wanted to hold it in, but... but it's just too funny! Hahahaha!"
Cai Xukun handed the noodles to Peng Yuchang, laughed for half a minute, and then picked up the noodles for Cheng Yi, comforting him, "Brother Yi, why don't you eat some more noodles to calm down?"
Cheng Yi had already mentally prepared herself and comforted herself that it was nothing.
As soon as Cai Xukun said "press it down," he felt his stomach churning and his mouth tasted fishy and foul. He couldn't hold it in any longer and ran to the side to vomit.
It has to be said that Kun Kun does have some talent for variety shows.
It was an unexpected and fatal blow to Cheng Yi.
Because of Cheng Yi's misunderstanding, dinner tonight was very enjoyable, and everyone was much more lively.
The peak number of viewers in the live stream exceeded 9 million, and it is moving towards 10 million online viewers.
After tonight's live broadcast, "Cheng Yi eating noodles" has become a classic variety show moment.
When people look back on memorable variety show moments that even scripted ones couldn't have come up with, this segment will be unavoidable.
Although Cheng Yi's experience was tragic, his popularity soared rapidly after the show "Let's Farm" premiered.
Cai Xukun, who was with him, also rose to fame quickly.
The pairing of Ai Qiyi and Yitongcai has become increasingly well-known, which can be considered a blessing in disguise.
After finishing their meal, the trainees began their classes.
Chen Yao was bored and just wanted to chat with Meng Ziyi to share her joy of becoming famous, but she found that her good classmate was gone and did not answer her phone.
Meng Ziyi didn't return until 9:30 p.m., when Zhang Chaoyang's physics class was in its second period.
Chen Yao sniffed Meng Ziyi's scent, then looked at her swollen lips, and felt that this scene was very familiar.
During the 101 finals, Meng Ziyi said she was going to the restroom and didn't return for a long time.
She looked radiant with happiness at that time, and she smelled just like that.
Just as Chen Yao was about to question, Meng Ziyi whispered, "Don't ask anything. You'll know the secret tonight."
I'm going back to my room to wash up first, you should hurry up too.
Meng Ziyi and Chen Yao were only there to plan and host the stage programs; they didn't have to work in the fields, so their schedules were quite flexible.
Seeing Meng Ziyi leave, Chen Yao bit her lip and followed him.
After all, she knew very well what staying overnight meant.
Although he was a little nervous as the moment approached, Chen Yao would not back down or regret his decision.
She was also very curious about the relationship between her cousin Meng Ziyi and Jiang Yifeng.
The two women lived in a detached building with very nice interior decoration, which was specifically for Jiang Yifeng.
Jiang Yifeng came here for a vacation, to experience the slow pace of rural life, not for spiritual practice or to endure hardship.
So the food and accommodation were very good.
Actually, Zhang Chaoyang was in a similar situation. After persisting for a few days, he now lives in the building next to Jiang Yifeng's, where the conditions are also very good.
The main problem is that the row of bungalows where the trainees live is really poor; they all need to be repaired.
Repairing houses and even building dormitories are also among the main tasks of these trainees.
However, they are currently still adapting to the intensity of the work, and do not have extra time or energy, nor are they proficient enough in their skills.
After Chen Yao finished showering, he saw Meng Ziyi wearing an adorable pink bear pajama, lying on the bed humming a song, her fair little feet swaying back and forth, clearly very happy.
She hesitated for a moment, then asked, "Should I wear some sexy lingerie? But I don't think I brought any."
Meng Ziyi pointed to the clothes on the table and said, "There's a white lab coat and glasses over there. This is a female PhD student's outfit. I prepared it for you."
Hearing this, Chen Yao didn't say anything and obediently put on the clothes prepared by Meng Ziyi.
A cool and reserved female academic star has appeared.
Chen Yao's appearance was already rather cold, and when he put on glasses and a suit, he looked even more unapproachable, exuding an aura that kept strangers at bay.
After seeing it, Meng Ziyi exclaimed in admiration, "Yaoyao, your outfit is absolutely brilliant! Haha, my taste is excellent too!"
Meng Ziyi was most satisfied with Chen Yao's obedience; she would change clothes when asked and could distinguish between what was important and what was not.
This is the kind of helper Meng Ziyi wants.
Chen Yao looked at herself in the mirror and said, "I seem too cold like this. Will President Jiang misunderstand and think I'm being pretentious?"
"How could that be!" Meng Ziyi teased, "That's exactly the feeling I want—you have an aloof exterior but a passionate and restless heart."
The more unapproachable you are, the more exciting it will be for your cousin to conquer you. Remember not to give in too quickly later.
My cousin is very skilled, you must resist the urge, understand?
Chen Yao: “…”
Hearing Meng Ziyi's words, Chen Yao felt that she was exaggerating. What did she mean by "holding back" or "not holding back"? It was as if Jiang Yifeng had some kind of magic.
"Don't worry, I've always been very patient. If someone tickles me, I won't even laugh."
Meng Ziyi nodded and said, "That's OK then. Let me think about it and come up with a name for our group."
Just as he finished speaking, Jiang Yifeng walked in.
Seeing Chen Yao's outfit, his eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "I'm best at naming things, how about you two call yourselves the Shake Shake Duo?"
(End of this chapter)
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