This director lacks vision.

Chapter 323 Cousin, I am Naza

The phrase "poetry and distant places" has fooled many people.

His talk show "Nonsense" on Youku has garnered over 3000 million views per episode, generating widespread influence and becoming a window for many young people to learn about the world.

Many of my friends regard the content of this "nonsense" as gospel and believe it without question.

In the talk show, Song, a comedian, waves his fan and spouts nonsense, claiming to know everything from astronomy to geography, but what he says is utter rubbish and may even be malicious.

Today, I will summarize the ten fallacies spread by this "great talent" who dropped out of Tsinghua University and let everyone see the true face of him!
First: The Four Great Inventions of ancient China are all fake; Second: The national hero Zheng Chenggong was a Japanese pirate; Third: They lavish praise on the United States, even claiming that Tsinghua University was built with US aid; Fourth: Han Chinese have no musical talent and rank last on the list of people who can sing and dance; Fifth: India is a very peaceful and nice country with an extremely low crime rate, and the lower classes live very happily; Sixth: Taiwan has been...

I have attached screenshots of all ten questions above, along with the episode numbers they appear in. You can watch and judge for yourselves.

To be honest, if I hadn't watched Youth, I wouldn't have thought carefully about the real-life inspiration for Liu Miaomiao.

After seeing what the funny pine tree did, I can only exclaim that director Jiang Yifeng is awesome, absolutely awesome!

A film completely exposed the true nature of certain groups, stripping them bare!

After looking at the screenshots attached to the Weibo post, Meng Ziyi realized that it was indeed all nonsense from the program.

She was shocked; she never expected that such a program could exist in the country.

And the number of views is so high! Even the comments section of the video is full of positive reviews.

Thinking of this, Meng Ziyi almost couldn't resist commenting on the "Don't Eat Donuts" Weibo post.

Fortunately, Tian Qianwei reminded her: "Sister Meng, your alternate account is also easy to be exposed. Have you forgotten about Sister Zha's alternate account incident?"

I suggest you refrain from making casual remarks.

The boss once said that our cognitive abilities are limited, and we can easily say the wrong thing and give others a handle to use against us.

Meng Ziyi nodded, then opened the comments section, and she felt better.

She doesn't even need to comment; the comment section is full of her mouthpieces.

"Holy crap! So this is a bunch of outrageous fallacies? I never noticed before, I just thought it was weird!"

"Hilarious Song dares to say anything. At first, I believed him, but then he talked about my professional field, and I realized that this guy was a jack-of-all-trades and was just talking nonsense!"
The problem is he didn't even graduate from university, only has a high school diploma, and he tries to act like a scholar just by holding a fan—what a complete fraud!

"Xiaogao Songcai isn't stupid; he knows the truth and deliberately fabricated lies to deceive everyone."

In his story, the United States is practically a beacon of idealism, and China owes the United States a great debt.

This guy is the real-life version of Liu Miaomiao!

"Fanghua is awesome! The character of Liu Miaomiao is absolutely brilliant. She directly hits the nail on the head regarding certain groups, and the key is that they don't dare to jump out yet! Haha, so satisfying!"

"The higher-ups have affirmed Jiang Yifeng and Fanghua, and even talked about the two confidences. Our unit's labor union has started organizing everyone to watch Fanghua together and write a review. Some groups can only cower like turtles."

"We must defeat the real-life Liu Miaomiao! Let's all charge in and stop this nonsense!"

"Let's have a rational discussion: which is more valuable, 'Youth' or 'The Hunting'? With these two works, Jiang Yifeng has obtained a permanent exemption from criticism from me."

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After "Don't Eat Donuts" posted a Weibo denouncing the funny pine tree, the related topic immediately attracted attention across the internet.

People realized that the nonsense was indeed outrageous and harbored malicious intent.

With Liu Miaomiao having an additional prototype, the value of "Youth" has increased even further.

The platform, known for its humorous content, and Youku initially intended to remain silent, but as public opinion surged, they were forced to remove some of the videos.

Youku wasn't greatly affected; it only lost one program.

However, since the funny pine was labeled as the prototype of Liu Miaomiao, netizens dug up her past bad deeds, and this time her reputation has completely collapsed.

Even his previously recorded programs, such as "Asian Wave" and "The Voice of Heaven," have been boycotted by netizens.

Compared to its predecessor, the comedy "Youth" aired several years earlier, which is a good thing considering it was released after the show's premiere.

Moreover, during this period, certain groups have indeed made fewer outrageous statements online.

Everyone is afraid of being used as the prototype for Liu Miaomiao.

Of course, Jin Xing was also ridiculed by netizens.

One netizen, "Urbanization Pioneer Wave Guide," made a statement that received unanimous approval.

"What does He Qingfang's name mean, 'Celebrating youthful beauty'? What does Liu Miaomiao's name mean?"

Jiang Yifeng's name wasn't chosen randomly.

I think it has two meanings.

The first layer of meaning is that his original name was Niu Miao. Everyone knows what a cow is, and Miao Miao is a homophone for Miao Miao. So even a cow is insignificant, which makes the meaning very clear.
After reading the movie reviews and trending topics, Meng Ziyi saw that it was almost time, so he called Nazha.

"Sister-in-law, where are you? It's almost 7 o'clock. We agreed to have dinner together."

"Waaaaah~ I...I'm so..."

Meng Ziyi: "???"

After hanging up the phone, Meng Ziyi said angrily, "Damn it! We agreed to eat together, and you cheated on me!"

Cheng Xiao didn't understand, and she said stupidly, "Has Sister Zha eaten first? Then the three of us can eat by ourselves, I'm so hungry!"

The dessert he just ate was not enough to satisfy Cheng Xiao's appetite.

Meng Ziyi was furious; she hadn't even had her "dessert" yet!

So she jumped up and said, "You guys eat by yourselves, I'm going to go and reason with Naza!"

How can a person break their word!

After saying that, Meng Ziyi strode away with his long legs.

Only Tian Qianwei and Cheng Xiao were left looking at each other in bewilderment.

Meng Ziyi drove to the courtyard and found that Gao Yuanyuan was there in addition to Nazar.

Both of them knew about her cousin's background, so Meng Ziyi didn't care.

She looked around and asked in confusion, "Where's my cousin? Are you all full so quickly?"

Seeing Meng Ziyi's anxious look, Gao Yuanyuan teased, "Your cousin is on the phone, is your little cousin in such a hurry?"

Meng Ziyi chattered on and on: "I haven't seen my cousin for almost two months because of the college entrance exam!"
Where is he? I clearly heard him stealing food!
"Naza, you're so disloyal! We clearly agreed to work together tonight."

As soon as Meng Ziyi finished speaking, Jiang Yifeng walked into the hall with his mobile phone in hand.

Upon seeing Jiang Yifeng, Meng Ziyi became reserved.

Gao Yuanyuan asked, "Is something important? You seemed to be in a hurry when you answered the phone just now."

Jiang Yifeng patted Meng Ziyi's head and said with a smile, "It's nothing. It's just that President Han invited me to attend the symposium, but I declined."

Naza asked, "Can I refuse? Wouldn't that be inappropriate?"

"I don't want to improve, there's no need to make a fuss," Jiang Yifeng explained. "I've participated in the mandatory activities, so I need to keep a low profile for a while."

Looking at her cousin's handsome face, Meng Ziyi grew more and more fond of him. She blurted out instinctively, "Why be so low-key? You won the Palme d'Or!"

Everyone online is praising how well "Youth" was filmed.

If I were you, I would go everywhere to participate in activities and try to be in the limelight.

At the very least, you should go and show off in front of Zhang Weiping and Lu Chuan, let them know that you can win the Palme d'Or by making art films, and that you won it with Zuo Yi's films.

Give them a good slap in the face!

"Riding a swift horse in the spring breeze, I can see all the flowers of Chang'an in a single day! That's what I call wonderful!"

Jiang Yifeng noticed that Meng Ziyi's cheeks had become rounder and looked very cute with their pinkish hue, so he reached out and pinched her cheeks twice, saying with a smile, "The most degrading thing a man can do is to deliberately show off."

I don't need to say anything more; netizens will defend me.

Look, Zhang Weiping proactively apologized on Weibo, saying he was completely convinced of his mistake.

The more low-key I am now, the more classy I appear.

This is about being high-profile in your work but low-profile in your personal life.

For example, I didn't attend this symposium, but Han Sanping, as the producer, was the representative of Fanghua, so he was able to speak and appear on screen.

Actually, he was happy.

Zhang Weiping and Jiang Yifeng did not have any deep-seated hatred; their conflict began when the movie "The Flowers of War" was released.

Now that he has parted ways with Zhang Yimou, he has basically no influence in the entertainment industry, so naturally he will no longer harass Jiang Yifeng, nor dare to offend him too much.

Just then, Youthful Days won the Palme d'Or, achieving success in both art and commerce. Zhang Weiping took the opportunity to apologize, acknowledging Jiang Yifeng's brilliance.

Zhang Weiping's submission further enhanced Jiang Yifeng and Fanghua's reputation.

In the public eye, Jiang Yifeng and Fanghua are now making great strides with the support of the authorities.

At this point, Jiang Yifeng really wanted to keep a low profile.

He originally wanted to post a Weibo message to remind everyone to think rationally and not be swayed by rumors.

After all, going around waving the banner of "Liu Miaomiao's prototype" is likely to hurt innocent people, cause greater controversy, and even arouse public resentment and backlash.

But Jiang Yifeng thought about it and decided that it was time to go to war.

Some groups have made the public opinion field too murky in recent years. Although there may be some improprieties in launching this campaign, at least the benefits outweigh the drawbacks.

If that's really the case, and public opinion turns against Jiang Yifeng afterwards, he'll accept it.

It’s not a big deal anyway.

At worst, I'll end up like Wu Jing, becoming a meme across the internet.

Jiang Yifeng doesn't care about underwear, but he cares about these things.

After hearing Jiang Yifeng's explanation, Meng Ziyi wanted to say something, but his stomach started growling uncontrollably.

Jiang Yifeng kept encouraging Meng Ziyi to eat more.

Her appetite has increased significantly compared to before.

It's almost 8 p.m., and Meng Ziyi hasn't eaten yet, so of course he's very hungry.

Hearing Meng Ziyi's stomach growl, Nazha laughed loudly and said, "You haven't even eaten, how can you have the energy to eat anything else? Cousin, you're so carefree."

Seeing Na Zha laughing so happily, Meng Ziyi said angrily, "You just wait! I specially learned makeup techniques! I'll teach you a lesson tonight!"

After the hit show "Youth With You", Naza's popularity also increased significantly.

She also became a mentor for the second season of Produce 101, along with Zhang Tianai and Dilraba.

In addition, he recruited Meng Ziyi, Tian Qianwei, Cheng Xiao, as well as Reba and Zhang Tianai (in his opinion) as his generals.

Naza felt that the Empress's forces were strong and her position was secure, so she became somewhat arrogant.

Hearing Meng Ziyi's words, she said nonchalantly, "Then good luck, I'm waiting for you."

Don't be like last time, collapsing after only two rounds and needing me to support you. Your stamina is less than half mine!

Meng Ziyi: "..."

Naza has taken beauty potions, which has enhanced her physical abilities; Meng Ziyi is indeed no match for her in this regard.

She ate some food in a huff, and then went to put on makeup.

It took Meng Ziyi more than an hour to come out.

Upon seeing Meng Ziyi, Naza jumped up and demanded, "Cousin, why are you wearing my clothes?!"

Meng Ziyi not only wore Nazha's clothes, but also did Nazha's makeup.

Her makeup skills have indeed improved, and having worked with Nezha many times, people who are close to each other tend to look more and more alike.

At this moment, she really wasn't much different from Naza, and Jiang Yifeng was somewhat dazed.

Meng Ziyi completely ignored Naza and went to Jiang Yifeng, saying in a low voice, "Cousin, I'm Naza~"

Naza: "???"

Seeing this, Gao Yuanyuan burst into laughter, and at the same time, she had an idea, planning to work with Jiang Peiyao next time to create an even more exciting matching makeup look for the two of them.

Naza is a stubborn person.

When she saw Meng Ziyi trying to imitate her, she felt something was wrong, as if Meng Ziyi was trying to replace her, and she felt uncomfortable.

So Naza was really anxious.

She hurried up to Jiang Yifeng and said, "I am Naza!"

Jiang Yifeng looked at the two similar, beautiful faces and found them more and more attractive.

He made a gesture of paying homage to Buddha and said, "Amitabha, this humble monk does not know which one is the real Wukong... no, which one is the real Naza."

Okay, you all demonstrate Naza's characteristics.

I remember that Naza could easily do a full split.

Meng Ziyi came prepared; she took the initiative to perform the stab.

Naza quickly said, "That doesn't count. Name another feature, and I'll complete it!"

Looking at how fully engaged she was, Jiang Yifeng couldn't tell whether she was genuinely concerned or just acting.

It can only be said that after these years of adjustments, Nazar has grown a lot.

Thus began a unique contest between the real and fake Monkey Kings.

The two women were so engrossed in their competition that they ended up having their home stolen by the White Bone Demon, Gao Yuanyuan.

Fortunately, with Jiang Yifeng's help, the real and fake Monkey Kings were finally able to defeat the White Bone Demon three times.

(End of this chapter)