After hearing her gossip, all the civil and military officials went crazy.
Chapter 181 My younger sister is too ugly, I don't want her.
Chapter 181 My younger sister is too ugly, I don't want her.
Whether they're outstanding or not is none of my business; I haven't fallen for any of them.
[Host, are you really not interested in any of them?]
Fang Lingchu thought about those words again.
She doesn't seem to have that in mind.
No, right now I just want to do quests, earn Qi Luck, stabilize this small world, and then I'll think about other things.
【That's true, our top priority right now is the Luck Mission, but you could consider it!】
[Shut up, go eat your melon seeds, or I'm going to sleep. I'm sleepy, I haven't slept all night.]
Okay, okay, let's talk about it.
The system searched for a while and found a funny story.
[Host, let me tell you a funny story.]
[You also have some funny and normal gossip here.]
[Host, what did you say? She's a normal melon, so her melon must be normal.]
Fang Lingchu was a little listless; she was sleepy!
Whose gossip is this?!
[Hehehe, this is the gossip about Lu Zetao, the honest official in the Ministry of Personnel.]
Lu Zetao: He didn't do anything, so why did the princess notice him?
Lu Zetao thought about it carefully, wondering if he had done anything wrong.
Who is Lu Zetao?
[Host, when you went to work, someone helped you out. Have you forgotten already?]
[I see so many people every day, how could I possibly remember everyone? Stop talking nonsense and tell me something funny about him to wake me up.]
Here he comes. It was before. Don't be fooled by Lu Zetao's calm demeanor now; he was quite mischievous when he was a child.
When he was five years old, his mother gave birth to a girl, and Lu Zetao happily went to see his little sister.
Unexpectedly, he saw a wrinkled little child who looked like a monkey, which scared him so much that he cried, saying that his sister was a monkey spirit.
This provoked Lord Lu and his wife to give him a double beating.
He was forbidden from seeing his sister again, but when he went to school, the other children said that their sisters were very pretty, and Lu Zetao was not convinced.
He sneaked into his sister's room and found that she wasn't as ugly as he remembered; in fact, she was incredibly beautiful. He cried again, saying that someone had switched his sister with someone else.
Lord Lu was still at work when this happened! He rushed home, sent a whole bunch of people to look for him, only to find it was a false alarm, and got beaten up again.
Lu Zetao: Why did my sister suddenly become so pretty and then I stopped looking at her?
To find out about this, Lu Zetao would see or hear about someone's mother being pregnant.
He started making a fuss about going to people's houses to see why the children had changed.
When he was seven years old, a friend's mother had just given birth, and he happened to be there, so they went to see the child together.
I noticed that the baby was wrinkled just like her sister, and not pretty at all.
To find out if this little sister would become beautiful, he stole someone else's child.
Ah! It's been stolen! What did they steal it for?
【Raise them! Only by raising them yourself will you know what changes will occur!】
[Did their parents agree? Whose house did he steal from?]
The youngest daughter of the Minister of Rites is also his current wife.
Minister of Rites: What? This boy stole my little girl when she was a child?
Lu Zetao lowered his head, not daring to look into his father-in-law's eyes.
Lu Zetao remembered this incident.
He just wanted to see why children become good-looking!
When Lu Zetao left, he asked Song Yanyu for a big box of delicious food.
"Madam Song, those pastries were delicious. Could you pack some for me to take home?"
Mrs. Song looked at little Lu Zetao, who was so well-behaved, and liked him very much.
"Okay, I'll let you install it for me."
"Thank you, Madam. Let me check on my sister again." Looking at the child on the bed, Lu Zetao said to Song Yanyu, "Song Yanyu, is your sister hungry? Should we go and call the wet nurse?"
"It should be. I'll go call them."
After everyone left, Lu Zetao secretly used a small pillow to pretend that the child was sleeping in bed, and then put a drop of sleeping potion into the child's mouth.
Seeing that the child was asleep, Lu Zetao put him in the bushes nearby and waited for Song Yanyu to bring him over.
"Lu Zetao, where's my sister?!"
"Your sister is asleep, let's not disturb her."
The wet nurse heard that the young lady had fallen asleep, so she didn't go in to check on her.
Then they went to attend to their own business.
Song Yanyu didn't like his ugly younger sister to begin with, so when he heard what Lu Zetao said, he didn't go in anymore.
The two played for a while longer, and Lu Zetao's snacks were ready.
Lu Zetao took the box, sent Song Yanyu away, and then quickly put Miss Song into the box.
She put the snacks inside her clothes and then took the box home.
That night, Mrs. Song couldn't hear her daughter's voice.
When I went into the room, wow!
The child wasn't on the bed at all; it was just a pillow.
The Song family was in complete chaos.
Lu Zetao took the child back to his room, and the little girl didn't cry or make a fuss.
Lu Zetao secretly took some of his younger sister's childhood food and gave it to Miss Song.
However, he didn't know how to change diapers, and Mrs. Lu, who came to find Lu Zetao, heard the child crying.
Upon seeing the child, they quickly returned him to the Song family.
My goodness, this Miss Song is incredibly lucky to be alive.
[Of course! It's probably because Lu Zetao stole her away, and now his wife has only given birth to sons, not a single girl. They're mischievous and naughty every day, giving him a huge headache.]
【It really is karma! I suddenly remembered a saying: If you really hate someone, marry them, have several naughty boys for them, and scold them to death, hahaha, just kidding, the premise is that the person is a good person.】
Yes, there's more.
[And another thing, he was so mischievous when he was little!]
[Boys are boys! It's normal for them to be mischievous, but Lu Zetao's mischief is a bit excessive.]
When he was 8 years old.
"Husband, why is our little flower's eyebrow so sparse? Is she sick?"
Lord Lu put down his clothes and came over to look at his daughter's eyebrows. They really were very sparse!
"It's a bit too little. Go and call the royal physician to take a look!"
The physician arrived quickly.
He took Lu Weihua's pulse and said, "Your Excellency, Miss is fine. She's just a little feverish. Drinking more water will help."
"But why does Nannan have so few eyebrows!"
The physician carefully examined Lu Weihua's face, and then...
"Madam, it seems that Miss's eyebrows were plucked out."
"What? Who would pluck Nannan's eyebrows? Husband, has Nannan been bullied by the servants?"
Lord Lu also thought of this.
He summoned all the servants and questioned them one by one.
Madam Lu investigated for three days but couldn't find a single clue.
And that was the end of it.
A month later.
Lu Weihua's eyebrows have grown back.
This time, Madam Lu took a closer look and discovered that Lu Zetao had secretly plucked her sister's eyebrows.
Madam Lu was so angry that she gave him a severe beating.
(End of this chapter)
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