Is the wicked female fat and ugly? All the beast husbands are vying to wash her skirt.

Chapter 18 Where Are You Touching?
Su Luoluo was dizzy when she fell from the tree.

Although she was a little nervous, she had no time to worry about it.

Just as I was about to cover my face and face the mud and sky.

She found herself not falling directly into the mud, but instead landing on a strong, muscular chest.

That guy's muscles are really well-developed.

They are plump, each piece is just right, not loose at all, firm and elastic.

Su Luoluo couldn't help but swallow.

However, before she could fully enjoy the view, she suddenly felt something grab her buttocks.

Immediately afterwards, my bottom felt a little cold and drafty.

It seems like there's nothing blocking it.

Su Luoluo belatedly realized that the last bit of the animal skin skirt she had wrapped around her waist was gone.

In other words, she is currently bald.

And by sheer coincidence, she fell right on top of Xiao Ye.

His hand.
It seems to still be placed on her two buttocks.

Su Luoluo felt both embarrassed and ashamed.

I feel embarrassed that I'm completely naked right now.

She felt ashamed that Xiao Ye was touching her buttocks.

She was wondering whether or not to get up.

If you stand up, won't the front be completely exposed?

Moreover, as soon as she stood up, Xiao Ye saw her completely.

But if I don't stand up, my bottom feels a bit awkward.

To be honest, at that moment she was very afraid that she would do something very rough.

What if she accidentally farts?

That...that Xiao Ye.
Su Luoluo was caught in a dilemma and dared not make any rash moves.

She could only carefully lie on Xiao Ye's body and breathe softly.

He can let go of that hand if he wants!

It's better than waking Xiao Ye up and making him stand up.

Xiao Ye, who was also inexplicably used as a human cushion, also had an inexplicable expression on his face.

If everything hadn't happened so perfectly, Xiao Ye would have genuinely thought that Su Luoluo, that fat woman, had done it on purpose.

Before he could push the person away, he felt his hand touch a piece of flesh.

The flesh was bigger than his palm, and when he squeezed it, he found it was somewhat slippery.

But the next moment, feeling the pile of fat, he almost roared, "Su Luoluo, you're not even wearing a fur skirt!"

Two round petals with a seam in the middle.

What is this if not Su Luoluo's butt?!
The thought of touching Su Luoluo's buttocks made Xiao Ye feel as uncomfortable as if he had swallowed a dead fly.

Could she be any more vulgar?

Su Luoluo closed her eyes and pretended to faint.

There was nothing she could do. It wasn't that she didn't care about her sense of shame, but she simply didn't know how to handle the situation.

perhaps
Perhaps Xiao Ye will abandon him in a fit of anger and leave alone.

If that's the case, she can take advantage of the fact that no one is around to pick up the animal skin skirt hanging on the tree.

Then I would secretly put it on.

That means we've gotten through this awkward period.

Once Su Luoluo made up her mind, she kept pretending.

The person in front of him didn't move, so Xiao Ye thought she had fainted.

She must have had the worst luck imaginable. He was just a human cushion and nothing happened, but she just fell and passed out. Xiao Ye disgustedly removed his hand and tried to push Su Luoluo away.

However, as soon as he moved, Su Luoluo's fat hands began to get restless.

She actually went down.

Xiao Ye was now fully awake; Su Luoluo's dizziness was feigned.

He gritted his teeth and shouted, "Su Luoluo, where are you touching?"

Upon hearing this, Su Luoluo looked on with a puzzled expression.

She didn't move!

The next moment, her face turned red.

Why did her hand go down?

She didn't actually reach down with her hand; it was her hand that accidentally landed there when Xiao Ye pushed her away.

This was my first time faking fainting, so I lacked experience.

Thinking that you should stay still when you feel dizzy, you ignore the fact that your body may tilt as others move.

Faced with this awkward situation, Su Luoluo could only open her eyes and ask, "Um... if I said I didn't do it on purpose, would you believe me?"

Xiao Ye looked disgusted. Seeing her move, he just wanted her to leave quickly, and said coldly, "Get down."

Su Luoluo shook her head, somewhat embarrassed, and said, "I can't go down now."

"Su Luoluo, I'm not discussing this with you, I'm informing you. If you don't come down, I can't guarantee what I might do." Xiao Ye, having lost patience with Su Luoluo's words, issued a final ultimatum.

Don't think that she can seduce him just like that.

Su Luoluo's face turned red and burning, and she stammered, "No, it's not that I didn't want to go down, it's that I can't get up without my leather skirt."

After saying that, she licked her lips again, "Of course, if you don't mind me getting up, that's fine with me too."

Xiao Ye's face darkened upon hearing this.

She's a woman, yet she's shameless; and he still wants her.

She's just a bunch of fat, dark-skinned, what's so interesting about her?

Xiao Ye hesitated for a moment, then turned his neck to the side and closed his eyes. "I'm not looking at you. Go find the animal skin skirt yourself."

Su Luoluo bit her lip, covered her front with both hands, straightened up, quickly ran to the banana tree, took down the yellow leather skirt hanging there, and then wrapped it around her waist.

After making sure she was dressed, she took a deep breath and said, "I'm all done."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Ye stood up, not even glancing at her, and turned to leave.

Su Luoluo looked at the tall banana tree, and then remembered her failed attempt to climb it. Finally, she opened her mouth and said, "Xiao Ye, the leaves haven't been picked yet."

Upon hearing this, Xiao Ye stopped, glanced at the lush green banana tree, and transformed into his true form.

It twisted its body and darted up the banana tree. Before long, several fresh, green leaves fell from the sky.

Su Luoluo bent down and picked up a few pieces, then nodded and said, "That's enough."

After saying that, Su Luoluo buried herself in processing the chicken in her hands.

After what had just happened, Xiao Ye didn't want to say another word to Su Luoluo.

He would have left long ago if the chicken hadn't been left uneaten.

Su Luoluo didn't care about Xiao Ye's expression; Xiao Ye had never looked down on her anyway.

Su Luoluo selected a few clean banana leaves and laid them on the ground. Then she picked up the pheasant that was placed aside and put it on the banana leaves.

Due to limited resources and the lack of water for washing, they had to make do with placing the chicken on banana leaves.

The next step is to rub spices into the chicken's internal organs and marinate it.

Without a cutting board, Su Luoluo broke off a piece of tree branch, peeled off the outer bark, and then used the stick to grind the ginger, star anise, and cinnamon into small pieces.

Then I picked an orange nearby, scooped out the pulp, put the crushed pulp into the bowl made of orange, added an appropriate amount of salt and a little squeezed orange juice, and stirred it well.

Chopped scallions are usually a great spreader, but since there's no water, I can only use the white part of the scallion instead.

Dip the white part of the scallion in the sauce and spread it evenly inside the chicken.

(End of this chapter)