Dimensional Invasion: I Can Fish for All Heavens

Chapter 395 General Duanmu got the MVP, but his teammates were all just easy wins. Can we really say that?
[In one series, there are five sets of armor. General Duanmu wears three sets by himself. His three teammates go abroad in the middle of the series, one becomes an Ouke, and one goes to jail. He defeats 31 out of 39 monsters. When he is tricked and tries to steal the summoner, he summons a Qilin instead.]

Moreover, he is not a saint, but decisive and strong; he can beat one person in a fight, defeat two people in a fight, kill one person in a fight, kill one person in a fight, kill one person in a fight, kill one person in a fight, cripple one person in a fight, and kill one person in a fight, and kill one person in a fight, and cripple one person in a fight. He is arrogant and doesn't care about talking. Others may be righteous or evil, but he is righteous in a way that is evil.

Arrogant and conceited? Can't an MVP even scold his useless teammates? Typical wish-fulfillment novel protagonist!

Ox: Are we supposed to die?

Yanlong: Hesitant.

Xingtian: Hesitant.

Nava: I really want to laugh. Isn't that obvious? Are you suggesting I should die if not you?

[General Duanmu was only confused twice in the entire series: once when a child asked him what humility was, and once when he couldn't find Oukeser while riding his tricycle all over the streets.]

[In fact, although General Duanmu's battle record is impressive, it is not as exaggerated as him defeating 31 out of 39 monsters. Including the movie, there are only 30 Oxens and 3 Piccolo cyborgs, which is only 33. General Duanmu eliminated 30 Oxens and one cyborg, Little Li.]
The reason for this is that Oxus often revives. If we include being killed after reviving, the total number of Oxus is 69. Adding the 3 Piccolo cyborgs, that makes 72.
Of the 33 enemies in the entire series, 21 were resurrected in the TV series and 18 in the movie. This would give us General Duanmu's battle record, representing 43%, which isn't as exaggerated as some claim.

Regarding General Duanmu's battle record, some people have carefully counted the number of Ogres and the number of times they were resurrected in the TV series and the movie. It is not as exaggerated as many people initially thought that General Duanmu defeated 31 out of 39 monsters.

Ma Kuohai and Ke Sheng also worked very hard, each killing 15 Oukes, for a total of thirty enemies.

However, it is also terrifying that General Duanmu eliminated 43% of the enemies by himself. Moreover, all the bosses in the series were defeated by Duanmu Yan alone, which is of extremely high quality and truly deserves the title of "Oxer Killing Machine".

[How dare you question General Duanmu! You're just another 'Ouke' (a derogatory term for a malevolent person), lol.jpg]

[Oukser, spreading heresy and misleading the masses, behead him!]

[Even exaggeration can't shake General Duanmu's MVP status! (doge.jpg)]

[Duanmu Yan: Hey, why are you all so concerned about the kill count? It will distort people's efforts, understand? Look at me, General Duanmu, I can beat them one-on-one, push back two, and have the advantage in a three-on-one situation. Oh my, I, General Duanmu, got the MVP.]

Then I looked and saw that my teammates were either AFK or jumping off cliffs, and there was also a guy who was in jail and just got carried away. My teammates were just like that. My teammates' rating this season is 3.0. Can it be counted like that?

Don't you have to see what my teammates are doing?

I'm asking you! Did my teammates steal my kills? Did they steal my overpowered green monster? They stole it even before it was nerfed, doesn't that make me a top-tier support?

Hahaha, using formulas to solve problems is so fast!

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Perhaps it's because General Duanmu has so many memes and is so popular that the comments section is even more heated than when he was the first Kamen Rider to appear in the real world, "World Destroyer Tsukasa Kadoya".

Various classic memes and quotes emerged one after another: hashtags such as #GeneralDuanmu's Bizarre Adventure# and #OukeserFleesBlueStarOvernight# directly topped the trending search list.

However, compared to the public's heated discussion about Duanmu Yan's personality and achievements, the people from the Tian Shu Bureaus of various cities paid more attention to a key detail in the announcement that was easily overlooked: when the Shanghai Tian Shu Bureau officially announced Duanmu Yan's joining, it used the titles "Nawa Armor Summoner" and "Thunder Yatalis Summoner".

Although it may seem like there's nothing wrong with it, since Duanmu Yan is the summoner of both the "Nawa Armor" and the "Thunder Yatalis" armor, official announcements are always realistic.

If the Duanmu Yan who appears in reality at this moment is the same Duanmu Yan who did not obtain the "Thunder Yatalis" summoner, then they should only be labeled as "Nawa Armor Summoner", at most adding "Tuonado Armor Summoner".

Therefore, unless the Shanghai Tian Shu Bureau deliberately ignored this detail for the sake of greater popularity, the Duanmu Yan who descended into reality is very likely the Duanmu Yan who had already obtained the "Thunder Yatalis" summoner.

To verify this, the directors of the Tian Shu Bureaus in various cities dialed the private phone number of the director in Shanghai, and the response they received made everyone both envious and jealous:
"Yeah! How did you guys know? Hahahaha!"

"I didn't expect it at the time; I was stunned for a long time when Lu Jing reported it to me!"

"It's not the complete form from the later part of the story, but Duanmu Yan from the middle, right after he obtained Tuonado; but what's amazing is that after descending into reality, he directly obtained the Thunder Yatalis summoner, which also has the energy keys of Tsmina and Kurevo on it."

"There's no way around it, the treasures of the heavens also recognize their masters!"

"In terms of strength, he's only around the sixth rank, barely making him one of the top five on the entire Blue Star!"

"We definitely have to include dimensional beings. If we don't include dimensional beings, besides Ye Xuan and Elder Zhong, who is his match?"

"In the future, if you encounter any tricky problems, just let us know! But as for resources... you know, we can't expect General Duanmu to lend a hand for nothing, can we?"

During the phone call, the directors of the various Tian Shu Bureaus offered their compliments with smiles, but as soon as they hung up, the smiles vanished instantly, replaced by envious, jealous, and resentful complaints.
"What incredible luck this old guy had!"

"Sixth-tier combat power! And capable of providing cross-regional support, decisive in killing, and with a strong sense of justice!"

"How did he manage to get his hands on this treasure?"

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It is foreseeable that with the addition of Duanmu Yan, the resource quota of the Shanghai Tian Shu Bureau will be significantly increased.

After all, special combat forces require more resource support, especially powerful forces like Duanmu Yan who can provide rapid support across the entire country. Moreover, this newly added "sixth-tier" powerhouse doesn't need to worry about loyalty issues; he truly belongs to humanity, or rather, to the Great Xia side.

Do you even understand the true value of "Thunder Yatales" as representing absolute justice in the world?

Even at his most arrogant, Duanmu Yan would only downplay his world-saving feat as saving Nanbo City.

How is this any different from Spider-Man possessed by Venom, whose worst act is asking his boss for a raise?
Moreover, Duanmu Yan's fighting style is very reassuring.

He is decisive in killing but never indiscriminate; he has a strong sense of justice but knows how to be flexible.

He showed no mercy when facing Oxel, but protected ordinary people with utmost care; such a strong person, who possessed both strength and principles, was simply the ideal perfect fighter.

While cursing and swearing, the directors of the municipal bureaus silently updated their emergency plans, adding "Shanghai Branch - Duanmu Yan" to their emergency contact lists.

Although they may verbally disagree, their actions speak louder than words.

After all, no one is certain whether their city will face a crisis they cannot cope with in the future. It's always good to have a trump card that can be deployed when they are unable to resist.

A villa in Hangzhou, in its courtyard.

"After descending into the real world, he actually felt the summoning of Thunder Yatalis, and then, simply because of his own will, the summoner appeared in his hand, and it even came with the energy keys of Krevo and Tsinami."

"Something doesn't look right at all, does it?"

Angel Yan watched the whole thing, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly.

Because news of Duanmu Yan joining the Shanghai Tian Shu Bureau appeared online, she traced the source and learned the whole story; although there was no surveillance in that place, wasn't Ye Xuan still here?

With his abilities, directly recreating the scene that happened at that time would not be a difficult task.

But that's precisely why Angel Yan found it unbelievable.

There's nothing wrong with Duanmu Yan descending into reality, and there's nothing wrong with the Thunder Yatalis Summoner appearing in reality. However, there is a problem with the Thunder Yatalis Summoner in reality having the energy keys of Kurevo and Tsinami inserted into it.

How could there possibly be a figurine of such heavenly treasures inserted like this in real life?
Angel Yan turned her gaze to Ye Xuan, only to find his expression calm and composed, as if Duanmu Yan obtaining the Thunder Yatalis Summoner was nothing more than a trivial matter in his eyes.

Don't you find this suspicious?

she couldn't help but ask.

Ye Xuan slowly picked up his teacup, the rising steam blurring his composed expression.

Nothing is impossible.

"You can't know how many different types of figurines there are in the real world, and it's perfectly normal for someone to do so."

Not everyone who collects figurines and transformation devices can collect the whole set directly.

It's perfectly normal that only three or four Dragon Balls were collected out of the seven Dragon Balls, and only seven or eight Talismans were collected out of the twelve Talismans.

Perhaps someone collected the Thunder Yatalis Summoner while only collecting the Krevo and Tsmina Energy Keys.

Nothing is impossible.

Angel Yan stared intently at Ye Xuan's face, trying to discern something from his calm and composed expression, but no matter how she observed, Ye Xuan's expression remained completely unchanged.

"Don't you feel anything about this at all?"

"Even if it's as you say, this means the Thunder Yatalis Summoner already existed in the real world before Duanmu Yan arrived!"

"Moreover, it also has the ability to choose its own owner."

"But during the time it spent in the real world, it rejected everyone and waited for Duanmu Yan to arrive!"

"Aren't you curious?"

Thunder Yatalis represents the force of justice in the world. In this respect, there can't possibly be no one on the entire planet who can rival Duanmu Yan, right?
Why did it reject others and wait for Duanmu Yan to arrive, even though it had the ability to choose?
Isn't that something to be curious about?

"Because he is Duanmu Yan, that's all."

Ye Xuan said calmly.

(End of this chapter)