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Chapter 35 0.0001% ripe, I'll chase after it and gnaw on it after a little sun exposure!
"MOO!!!!!!"

On the farm, a male and a female cow let out a pitiful cry in front of the camera, running wildly on all fours as if there were some natural enemy threatening their lives behind them.

Behind them, a boy dressed in red and white stripes like an athlete's uniform, exuding righteousness, was chasing after them while shouting, "Don't run away! Let me take a bite, I'll take a hundred bites!"

Behind him...

"Teacher Ming'en!"

What are you doing?!

"Hey, stop chasing me! Stop biting me!"

"Is this insane?!"

"Be safe!"

A large group of staff, including script supervisors, cameramen, and even the executive director, all joined in to "surround and intercept" him!

They chased after him, shouting as they went, but they couldn't catch him at all. He was like a monkey, leaping and bounding around, and you couldn't catch him at all.

When the four guests of the show "Taste of Life" – Teacher Huang, Teacher He, Huang Yingying, and Qi Jia – arrived at the scene, they were greeted by this chaotic scene.

"No, this..." The middle-aged chef Huang Xiaochu's lips twitched: "What are you doing?"

"Is that Ming En?" Teacher He stared at the "cattle-chasing boy" in the distance, his mouth agape in disbelief.

"Dad, is this the guy who's going to make us some delicious food?" Huang Yingying asked the crucial question.

"He wouldn't... expect us to chase after cows and gnaw on them, would he?" A hint of despair appeared on Qi Jia's delicate face.

Let's not talk about them...

The viewers in the online live stream were laughing their heads off!
【No way, Shen Ming'en, what's wrong with you all of a sudden?!】

[Are you serious about chasing after a cow to gnaw on it? Hahahaha...]

[Hilarious! So this episode is all about raw beef sashimi? Hajime, you bastard...]

……

Abstract...

That's so damn abstract!

It was something no one expected that a food program could make Shen Ming'en's abstract personality laugh right from the start.

"Ming'en, teacher!" A staff member finally managed to pull Shen Ming'en away and couldn't help but shout, "What are you trying to do?!"

Everything was fine just now, and the production team was preparing for the live recording. But after a short while, they heard a cow's pitiful cry from afar, and Shen Ming'en, that madman, started chasing after it.

Director Ma Biren was completely dumbfounded. What happened to his promise not to act crazy on their show?

“You don’t understand…” Shen Ming’en rolled up his sleeves and said frankly in front of the camera, “Beef must be cooked to 0.000001 minutes. I’ll let it sit in the sun for a while and then I’ll chase after it and gnaw on it. That way, the freshness of the ingredients can be preserved to the maximum extent!”

The entire production team: "???"

Teacher Huang, Teacher He, and others: "???"

Everyone who heard this was completely dumbfounded!

No... Hajime, you!
Who are you mocking?!

[Pfft... That's so insulting!]

Viewers who understood the underlying meaning couldn't help but give it a thumbs up. Who couldn't hear the sarcasm in Shen Ming'en's words directed at those pretentious people who always like to show off?

What the hell is this about steak being rare, medium-rare, or medium-well? The rarer the steak, the more premium it is, and the more you can appreciate the tenderness of the meat itself. The freshness of the ingredients is what makes it so delicious...

You like eating raw food, right? Okay!

It's only 0.0000001% cooked. If it gets sun-dried for a bit, people will be chasing after it and devouring it. Is there anything fresher than this?!

Let's get to it, brothers!
"Let's just gnaw on it!" Shen Ming'en rolled up his sleeves and was about to chase after the cow again.

“…Brother! No…Dad! Please stop! I beg you!” The staff member rushed forward to pull him away.

Director Ma Bi, who was watching the equipment backstage, twitched his lips violently. Shen Mingen had been quite well-behaved since he arrived here. He never expected that this "living father" would be waiting here and give their production team a "baptism of fire" as soon as the show started!

He certainly wouldn't be playing this "clown" so willingly...

The problem now is that the production team can't say anything, because the audience seems to... really like his crazy behavior!
It's so disgusting that live broadcasts can't be interrupted!

With no other option, the production team had to call on He Jiong to step in and stop Shen Ming'en.

Teacher He never expected that his chance to appear on a food variety show would turn into a "lifesaver" situation...

Sure enough, He Jiong is indispensable in every famous (or tragic) moment in the Chinese entertainment industry.

Teacher He has a lot of face; you might not give face to others, but you still have to give face to Teacher He. Shen Ming'en, who was just making a joke and didn't really intend to have these people chasing after him, naturally let it go and then greeted everyone.

Needless to say, Huang and He were the two girls, but the two girls behind them caught Shen Ming'en's attention...

Teacher Huang's daughter, Huang Yingying, looks well-behaved and gives people a very polite feeling, but for some reason, when Shen Ming'en looks into her eyes, he always feels that this girl is very scheming, which is very different from Yao Shuli's genuine innate good manners.
The female artist from the same company next to Shen Mingen, Qi Jia, who kept calling Shen Mingen "senior" and "brother," was much prettier and more refined than Huang Yingying, but she always stuck close to Shen Mingen, giving Shen Mingen the feeling that this girl was trying to ride on his popularity.

Of the four, I feel like Teacher He is the only good person, and a really good one at that...

"Then I won't feel guilty anymore," Shen Ming'en thought to himself.

Since they all have ill intentions, and since there's nothing good about it, let's start making this "delicious food" and do it all in silence!

"Is Ming'en going to make beef?" Teacher He asked curiously as he watched the staff slaughter two bulls.

Shen Ming'en was about to reply when Teacher Huang, who was not far away, spoke up first: "There are many ways to cook beef, such as braised beef with Shaoxing wine. I'll add two catties of Shaoxing wine..."

Everyone: "(￢_￢)Mmm"

"Yes!" Teacher He chimed in, "Teacher Huang, the braised pig's trotters you made with Shaoxing wine were absolutely amazing! I still remember them!"

What category do Huang and He belong to?
One of them dares to boast, and the other dares to flatter!
The netizens' comments were quite fair:
[Teacher He: What smells so good?]

[Teacher Huang: I peed in my pants!]

One's conducting an obedience test, the other's the Evil Gardenia Project—neither of them are good people. Boast? Boast your ass!

Shen Ming'en grinned. "Yellow wine, right?"
OK OK...

Today I'll show you an even better sauce for cooking than rice wine!

After the butcher finished slaughtering the cow, Shen Ming'en picked up his knife and went to the whole cow...

It was a bull. When Huang Yingying and Qi Jia saw the bull, which had lost its life but still retained its body temperature, they were still lamenting how easily life could pass away. Teacher Huang and Teacher He were still discussing what Shen Ming'en was going to make for them to eat...

I never expected this!

Shen Ming'en slashed!

It pierced directly between the cow's hind legs!
"Fuck..."

Every man present unconsciously clenched his anus.

……

(End of this chapter)