Douluo: Yu Hao Pan Tang San

Chapter 440, Page 459: Crowned King
By the time Tang San finished reciting his last vow, the scroll had already fallen several meters to the ground.

Tang San raised his head and said, "This oath is witnessed by Asura and by all living beings under heaven."

After saying that, the scroll turned into a wisp of light and merged into the divine mark on Tang San's forehead. The blood clouds in the sky dissipated, and the blue sky returned to its previous state.

Pah, pah, pah, pah, pah.
No one had a chance to process what had just happened; all they knew was to applaud.

After the applause subsided, Dai Mubai stood up from the VIP seats, walked up to Tang San, opened his arms and hugged Tang San, saying, "Oh, little brother Tang San, you are truly my good brother and my close friend."

Bu Le came up to Tang San, hugged him, and said, "San, the children have awakened martial souls that are not yours, but you must believe that they are all mutations caused by a portion of the energy left over from when we fused with Xiao Wu's martial soul. This is a gift from your brothers, so cherish it."

After Dai Mubai finished hugging Tang San, Yu Tianheng came to Tang San and hugged him as well. He then pulled Tang Wuheng to his side. The two of them stood together, and it was obvious that they were related by blood. Yu Tianheng said, "Bu Le is right. They are all your children, your own. The reason why your martial soul awakened the Blue Lightning Tyrannosaurus Rex is because it is a gift from your brother. Come on, Wuheng, call me Dad."

Tang Wuheng nodded and said to Tang San, "Dad."

Tang San looked constipated and was furious, wanting to kill the father and son, but he had to suppress his vow.

Oscar walked up, hugged Tang San, and said, "Tang San, don't worry, you will always be Xiao Wu's husband, and we are just Xiao Wu's male best friends."

Finally, Dai Mubai knelt down before his father and said, "Father, I propose that a piece of land from our Star Luo Empire be allocated to Tang San, and that Tang San be honored as a king, to demonstrate Tang San's benevolence!"

Xue Beng knelt down before his father and said, "Father, I also propose that a piece of land from our Heaven Dou Empire be allocated to Tang San, and that Tang San be honored as a king, to demonstrate Tang San's benevolence!"

Dai Tianfeng and Xue Ye nodded and instructed their servants to bring two maps: one of the Heavenly Dou Empire and the other of Xingluo.

Dai Tianfeng and Xue Ye drew a map of a fertile land at the border between the two countries to serve as Tang San's kingdom territory.

Dai Tianfeng said, "I hereby announce the investiture."

“Your Majesty Xingluo, this is inappropriate.” Yu Tianheng stepped forward and said, “My son Ah San is the future God King. How can he be conferred a title? We should crown him. His status should be above that of the two great empires.”

“That’s right, we should crown Tang San as the Green Consumption King!” Ma Hongjun said.

"Huh? Green Green King? What does that mean!" Xueye said.

“Green represents the color that embraces all things, and it represents the broad mind of the God of the Future. Hao represents the word ‘hao’ in the Haotian Hammer that Tang San is famous for! Therefore, we should honor Tang San as the Green Hao King!” Oscar said.

Green King of Consumption? Tang San's forehead was practically covered in slurred words. In his previous life, he was clearly Blue King of Consumption, which wasn't exactly a flattering title either, but compared to this—Green King of Consumption—what the hell was this implying?

Suddenly, a gentle hand touched Tang San's body as he was about to leap up. Tang San froze. He saw Xiao Wu's bright, watery eyes looking at him tenderly: "Ah San, giegie, Xiao Wu thinks this throne sounds nice. What do you think?"

Tang San opened his mouth, thinking of the divine position and his own purpose—to turn Xiao Wu back into the Xiao Wu he knew after becoming a god—but he had no choice but to hold back. He said, "Little Xiao Wu, I think she's pretty good."

"Then let my male best friend crown you, what do you think, Indian giegie?"

"Huh???" Tang San opened his mouth, and after a long while, he managed to squeeze out, "Okay, alright!"

Unhappy, Feng Xiaotian laid a green carpet down from the high platform. On the platform, Erming placed a beautifully crafted green throne.

Tang San stood at the beginning of the green carpet, with Xiao Wu beside him and leaders of various forces from across the continent standing on either side.

The master of ceremonies announced, "Please crown the king!"

Ma Hongjun and Oscar covered Tang San's back with a green royal robe, helping him put it on.

Xue Beng handed Tang San a green scepter with both hands. Tang San accepted the scepter with a constipated look on his face. Dai Wei held a green King's Treasure Ball with both hands. A green Clear Sky Hammer stood on the ball and was surrounded by green Blue Silver Grass. He handed it to Tang San, who accepted the ball with a constipated look on his face.

Yu Tianheng and Dai Mubai held up a crown inlaid with green imperial jade on either side of Tang San's head and placed it on his head.

Xiao Wu held Tang San's hand.

"Please take your seats, Your Majesty and Queen," the master of ceremonies announced.

Tang San stared with a dark expression at the bright green throne on the high platform in front of the green carpet, and only one word came to mind: forbearance.

"Xiao Wu, let's go." Tang San said gently to Xiao Wu, "Xiao Wu, let's go."

So, Tang San led Xiao Wu across the green carpet, climbed the steps, and came to the high platform. He and Xiao Wu turned around to face everyone, and then sat on the green throne. In the sunlight, his whole body, except for his dark face, was a bright green.

"Long live the Green King! Long live the Green King! Long live the Green King!" all factions within the alliance shouted in unison.

The chimpanzee flag was raised high.

Tang San almost lost his composure, until Xiao Wu gently pressed his hand down, preventing him from erupting.

"Xiao Wu, what did I do wrong? Why are you torturing me like this? Why?" Tang San asked in a low voice.

"Why? If I tell you, will you stand up for me?" Xiao Wu sneered.

Looking at the familiar yet unfamiliar Xiao Wu, Tang San became increasingly convinced that there must be a misunderstanding that led Xiao Wu to misunderstand him. There must be a change in the situation. Tang San took a deep breath and said, "You are my beloved. Even though you have done so many terrible things to me, that will never change. Just tell me, and I will do everything I can to help you."

Xiao Wu smiled and said playfully, "Okay, you'll find out later. I hope you'll still be the same as you are now by then!"

Standing beside the throne, Tang Hao's ears twitched as he caught the conversation between Xiao Wu and Tang San, and he immediately broke out in a cold sweat.

Tang San didn't press the matter further. Instead, he looked at Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, and the group of people below the stage who called him the Green Waste King. He thought viciously to himself: Just you wait. Once I become a god and destroy the Spirit Hall and Starfire, I will definitely settle accounts with you one by one.

And so, our Indian was crowned the King of Green Waste.

In the Douluo Continent, this throne is even above the thrones of the two great empires, which is truly a cause for celebration!

(End of this chapter)