Douluo: Yu Hao Pan Tang San
Chapter 426, Section 445: You can just call me Grandpa.
Chapter 426, Section 445: You can just call me Grandpa.
Two flowers bloom, one on each side
After entrusting the alliance to Yu Xiaogang, Tang San returned home and lived a peaceful life in the countryside with the kind and beautiful Xiao Wu.
Over time, Xiao Wu's belly grew bigger and bigger, and she eventually gave birth to four children for Tang San: Tang Wu Jun, Tang Wu Beng, Tang Wu Tian, and Tang Wu Ka.
After the child was born, Tang San became obsessed with making a baby with Xiao Wu again. Every night, Tang San would hug Xiao Wu (the giant lizard) and have sex with her.
One day, after a night of indulgence, Xiao Wu looked at Tang San with a flushed face and asked, "Tang San, our three children are at the age where they should awaken their martial souls. I wonder how your preparations for the grand ceremony are going?"
Tang San patted his chest and said, "Don't worry, Xiao Wu, I have prepared a grand ceremony for our child. All the major forces in Douluo Continent except for the Spirit Hall will come to participate in this grand Spirit Awakening Ceremony. I want my child to become the most dazzling star."
"Ah San giegie, you're so good to Xiao Wu." Xiao Wu said happily, then asked, "Ah San giegie, I'd like to invite some of my best friends to this Martial Soul Awakening Ceremony, is that alright?"
"Oh, you have a best friend?" Tang San said in shock. You know, all these years, Xiao Wu has been kept under close watch by Tang Hao. How could she have had time to make friends with others?
"Your old best friend, A-San Giegie, you already have a good brother, so why can't Xiao Wu have a best friend?" Xiao Wu rolled her eyes at Tang San and said.
"Oh, since she's your best friend, Little Wu, let's invite her along too," Tang San said with a smile.
She's just a close friend, not a big threat, so Tang San wasn't too concerned about the issue.
As Yu Xiaogang was soaking in the medicinal tub, absorbing the precious herbs, a voice suddenly came to his ear: "Yu Xiaogang, come out."
Yu Xiaogang was so frightened that he urinated in the medicine bucket. He quickly got up, changed his clothes, and said to the pharmacist, "Pour it out." Then he tidied himself up and left.
After going outside, Yu Xiaogang came to a forest and saw Tang Hao's rugged figure.
Tang Hao turned around, saw Yu Xiaogang, and subconsciously said, "Yu the eunuch."
Then, remembering what Tang San had told him to do, and to be polite to Yu Xiaogang for the time being, Tang Hao changed his tone and asked, "Master, how are the arrangements for the Martial Soul Awakening Ceremony going?"
Yu Xiaogang said, "Tang Hao, don't worry. I have arranged a grand awakening ceremony for Xiao San's child. After all, a teacher for a day is a father for life. Xiao San is my child, and his child is my grandson. How could I mistreat them!"
Tang Hao's fist hardened, and he said in a low voice, "In that case, I will have to trouble you, Master!"
A few days later, the Martial Soul Awakening Ceremony of the Son of God will take place. All forces attach great importance to this celebration. The three upper sects, the two great empires, various feudal nobles, and Soul Master families and sects have all participated in this grand ceremony.
Tang Hao carried two children, Tang San carried two children, and Xiao Wu was followed by three six-year-old children. The family of ten slowly arrived at the Alliance headquarters.
They paused, and from afar they could see a statue tens of meters high standing in the main city!
Tang San opened his mouth, speechless for a moment when he saw the huge statue.
He had a crew cut and stood in the city square with his hands behind his back. In one hand he held a book titled "My Past with My Beloved Disciple Tang San: A Teacher for a Day is a Father for Life" and in the other hand he held a book titled "How I Raised a God." The sculpted figure gazed at the rising sun in the distance, his eyes filled with wisdom.
"Damn it, I'm going to kill that lung fogger, Gangzi!" Tang Hao said, his eyes bloodshot and his breath coming in ragged gasps.
Tang San pressed down on Tang Hao's hand and said coldly, "Dad, calm down. Killing Gangzi now will only make things easier for him, and we'll also be branded as patricide. Let him do what he wants for now, and we'll settle accounts with him later." Tang Hao took a deep breath, nodded, and said, "Okay, I understand. Little San, you have to become a god as soon as possible. I can't stand this lung fog anymore."
The family of ten entered the city and saw that the army inside the city gates was guarding the surrounding area. They were wearing armor and carrying weapons, patrolling the city. The armor had three words written on it: Gang Family Army!
The entire city was bustling with preparations for the celebration, with signs at the entrance of every street proclaiming: "Warmly celebrate the awakening of the God's Child's Martial Soul."
As they walked, Tang Hao sensed Yu Xiaogang's location and led his family uninvited into Yu Xiaogang's room.
"Who are you? Coming into my room without even asking permission? Don't you know the difference between respect and hierarchy?" Yu Xiaogang said angrily.
“Teacher, it’s us!” Tang San said.
Gangzi immediately changed his tune and said excitedly, "Oh, it's you, Xiao San."
Immediately, the man with the buzz cut looked at the baby in Tang Hao and Tang San's arms, as well as the three children following behind Xiao Wu. They had different hair colors, different face shapes, and different appearances.
"Xiao San, are all seven of these your children?" Yu Xiaogang asked.
“Yes, Master, these are all my children,” Tang San said.
"Let's get to know each other. He's your father's teacher, named Yu Xiaogang," Xiao Wu introduced.
The three children nodded, and Tang Wule was the first to approach Yu Xiaogang, saying, "Hello, Master, my name is Tang Wule."
Yu Xiaogang corrected him with a kind smile, "Child, why are you being so polite? My name is Yu Xiaogang, and I am Tang San's master. A teacher for a day is a father for life. You can just call me Grandpa."
"Grandpa?" Tang Wuheng thought for a moment and said, "Should we call you Grandpa Xiaogang?"
"That's right, just call me Grandpa Xiaogang." Yu Xiaogang said happily.
“But,” Tang Wubai said, “don’t we already have a Grandpa Mouse?”
Yu Xiaogang subconsciously turned his head to look at Tang Hao.
Tang Hao said to Yu Xiaogang with a gloomy face, "Master, I am the grandfather of these children."
“I don’t think there’s anything wrong with that. It’s not like there’s only one grandfather.” Xiao Wu could sense Tang Hao’s subtle disgust for Yu Xiaogang. She was more than happy to do something that would disgust this father and son. So she said, “After all, a teacher for a day is a father for life. The master taught A-San’s Giegie and guided him on the path to godhood. Doesn’t he deserve to be called a grandfather?”
"Xiao Wu." Tang Hao and Tang San immediately lost their temper.
“Come on, call him Grandpa Xiaogang.”
So the three children came up to Yu Xiaogang and called out, "Grandpa Xiaogang."
Yu Xiaogang was overjoyed to hear those repeated calls of "Grandpa."
(End of this chapter)
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