Douluo: Yu Hao Pan Tang San
Chapter 419, 438: Deep Affection Between Master and Disciple
Chapter 419, Section 438: Deep Affection Between Master and Disciple
That evening, Yu Xiaogang was cornered by the Tang family father and son.
When Yu Xiaogang saw the Tang family father and son and realized that no one was around, he shrank back in fright.
Deep down, he knew that the Tang family father and son would give him, their teacher, face when others were around, but in private, he was nothing more than a dog in their eyes.
The time before last, Tang San angered them and had himself castrated. The last time he angered them, one of his ears was cut off. This time, he's angered them again. Which part of his body will he be missing? An eye, a nose, or a kidney?
The father and son slowly walked towards Yu Xiaogang, giving him a great sense of pressure.
"No, no, I was wrong, I won't do it again, please forgive me." Yu Xiaogang was so scared that his pants were wet and yellow, and a stench came from his crotch. Last time he urinated, this time he defecated.
Despite the stench in the air and his disgust, Tang San patted Yu Xiaogang on the shoulder and said earnestly, "Teacher, thank you. Today you have made me understand your good intentions all along!"
Yu Xiaogang was stunned. Why did Tang San's attitude towards him suddenly change?
Tang San, looking constipated, said, "Teacher, I apologize for my past offenses!"
"Ah, Xiao San, could it be that you..." Yu Xiaogang said in surprise, then a possibility occurred to him, could it be that...
Could it be that his speech today moved the mistress, making her understand his good intentions all along? Thinking of this, Yu Xiaogang was overjoyed.
Tang Hao patted the man with the crew cut on the shoulder and said, "Master, there were some misunderstandings in the past, and we were truly offended. We hope you can forgive my son and me."
"No, it's nothing. As long as you can understand, that's fine. Xiao San once said, 'A teacher for a day is a father for life.' He's like my child, so it's nothing!" Yu Xiaogang quickly said.
Tang San said, "Teacher, my father and I will now focus on the God Test. Teacher, I'm leaving the Alliance to you. Don't worry, when I return as a god, I will definitely restore your talent and take you to the God Realm to enjoy eternal life."
"Oh, this... Mistress, you haven't forgotten something, have you?" Yu Xiaogang said hurriedly.
"Huh? What did I forget?" Tang San and Tang Hao looked at each other in bewilderment.
Yu Xiaogang reminded him, "Little San, you promised me that after you became a god, you would also arrange a first-level god position for your master."
Tang Hao and Tang San were immediately rendered speechless.
Tang San suddenly realized: "Oh~ oh oh, I remember now, teacher, I almost forgot."
"You, Little San, what can I say to you? How could you forget such an important matter?" Yu Xiaogang said with exasperation. If you forget, wouldn't I be missing out on a first-level god position?
"I'm sorry, teacher, but—" Tang San changed the subject, "How could a first-level god be worthy of your position? You are my teacher. When I return as a god, as the God King, I will do my best to fight for the position of God Emperor for you!" Tang San painted a big picture for the master.
"Huh, God Emperor??" Yu Xiaogang's buzz cut went blank.
"Master, you don't know this, but above the God King in the God Realm is the God Emperor. Just like in our Douluo Continent, the God King is a noble title, and above the God King is the Emperor. There are many kings in the entire Douluo Continent, but there are only two Emperors: the Star Luo Emperor and the Heaven Dou Emperor." Tang Hao explained on behalf of Tang San.
"God Emperor!" The man with the crew cut was stunned. He said tremblingly, "God Emperor, that's wonderful! Little San, you've put your heart into this. Your master is very pleased!"
"Teacher, we're going back now. We'll leave the league affairs to you for the time being," Xiao San said.
"Good, good, good!" Yu Xiaogang said three times in a row: "Xiao San, you can go to the Divine Examination with peace of mind. Your master will keep an eye on this alliance for you."
Tang Hao and Tang San exchanged a glance, each seeing the disdain for Yu Xiaogang in the other's eyes. They then bid farewell to Yu Xiaogang and left.
After confirming that Tang Hao and Tang San had left, the pent-up emotions within the crew of Xiaopingtou finally erupted. Yu Xiaogang thought of the countless humiliations he had suffered since he was six years old, and he also thought of the position of God Emperor that his beloved disciple Tang San would promise him after becoming a god. He fantasized about wielding divine power and manipulating the fate of all living beings.
Joy, pleasure, pain, longing—a myriad of complex emotions erupted at this moment, finally overloading his brain, which was only the size of a walnut and mostly composed of fat.
"Alas, my disciple promised me the position of God Emperor." Yu Xiaogang's face immediately twisted into a grotesque grin, and drool began to drip from his mouth.
He clapped his hands once, then ran wildly as if he had lost his soul, raising his arms as he ran, dancing like a butterfly.
As he ran, somehow he suddenly came to the edge of a septic tank. Yu Xiaogang stared at the septic tank with his cloudy eyes for a second, and then happily leaped into the cesspool and began to swim in a butterfly motion.
A short while later, someone suddenly shouted, "Oh no! The alliance leader has fallen into the septic tank!"
When the leader of the alliance got into trouble, people from all sides gathered. Two of them went down into the septic tank and pulled Yu Xiaogang out of the pool while he was doing the butterfly stroke.
Yu Xiaogang thrashed his hands, let out two foul-smelling burps as if he had just eaten, and muttered, "God Emperor, I'm going to become the God Emperor!"
"What's wrong with the Alliance Leader?" Ning Fengzhi asked.
A healing-type Soul Master said, "The Alliance Leader has gone mad from excessive joy because he couldn't handle it."
"Then what should we do?" Dai Tianfeng asked.
“At this point, someone needs to slap him to spit out that pent-up frustration in his heart, and the Alliance Leader will be fine,” said the healing-type Soul Master.
Now, the question is who will slap the alliance leader? So, a brave man stepped forward and said, "I will."
He rolled up his sleeves and slapped Yu Xiaogang, but because he was afraid of hurting Yu Xiaogang, he slapped very gently, only brushing Yu Xiaogang's buzz cut to one side.
Yu Xiaogang was still chuckling.
"Too light, use more force."
"I'm afraid of hurting the alliance leader," the man said.
So, the second time, he used a little more force and slapped Yu Xiaogang across the face, leaving a handprint. Yu Xiaogang still didn't wake up.
At this moment, Gu Rong stepped forward, pulled the other person away, and said, "Let me do it."
As he spoke, he stretched out his remaining hand, with a standard crew cut, and with a forceful slap, sent Yu Xiaogang's body flying into the air, spinning 360 degrees in free fall.
"Cough cough." Yu Xiaogang coughed for a while after being hit, and vomited a thick, foul-smelling phlegm mixed with feces. Finally, he woke up.
(End of this chapter)
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