Douluo: Yu Hao Pan Tang San

Chapter 280, Page 299: Tang San's Incompetent Flight

After the match, at Shrek Academy's camp, Tang San woke up in bed. Although he could feel the warmth emanating from the quilt covering him and the stove next to him, the chill in his body had not yet dissipated.

Tang San turned his head and saw a pink figure busy beside him.

"Xiao Wu," Tang San whispered.

"Ah San, Giegie, you're awake." Xiao Wu took a hot towel from the basin of hot water, wrung it out, and then gently placed it on Tang San's dark forehead.

In an instant, Tang San felt his heart melt at Xiao Wu's touch. Xiao Wu was just as gentle as she had been in his previous life, Tang San thought to himself. The Xiao Wu before him reminded him of the gentle, wifely Xiao Wu from his past life.

"Yes, I'm sorry, Xiao Wu, I still couldn't win that match in the end," Tang San said with a somber look in his eyes.

"It's alright, Ah San, Giegie." Xiao Wu said gently. Looking at Xiao Wu, Tang San seemed to see a ray of light in his dark life. Just as Tang San was about to say thank you, Xiao Wu, Xiao Wu said the next sentence: "Ah San, Giegie, you are so weak now, there is no need to force yourself. In the future, Xiao Wu and A Heng will play together. I believe that with our spirit fusion skill, we will definitely win the final championship."

Weak? Ah Heng? Your Martial Soul Fusion Technique?

These three words were like three sharp arrows piercing Tang San's heart.

Tang San's dark face immediately showed an expression of constipation.

Sure enough, Xiao Wu, you think I'm weak, you think I'm an incompetent flying dance, inferior to Yu Tianheng, right?
Ah Heng, are you talking about Yu Tianheng? At first you called him Yu Tianheng, then you called him Brother Tianheng, and now you call him Ah Heng. Are you going to call him husband next time?

Your spirit fusion skill—no, Xiao Wu, you can't continue your spirit fusion skill with Yu Tianheng! Yu Tianheng is using his despicable and shameless spirit fusion skill to seduce you, making you his sword sheath so he can achieve his ambition of controlling the Asura God's position. His approach to you was never out of love, but out of exploitation, Xiao Wu. In this world, only I am truly sincere towards you. Tang San opened his mouth, wanting to say something, but his heart was choked and he couldn't utter a single word.

Xiao Wu pretended not to see Tang San's expression of wanting to speak but being unable to. She smiled slightly and said, "Ah San, giegie, you should rest well. In the future, I will personally take the stage in the competitions, and you can watch my performance from the sidelines."

Tang San: "@#￥%……%￥"

After Xiao Wu finished taking care of Tang San, she left, leaving Tang San alone, lying on the bed feeling depressed.

Tang San thought painfully, "I failed. I gave it my all, but I still failed. Why? Why are you all so powerful in this life, while I've become so weak? I am the world's chosen one, the protagonist of this era. This world should revolve around me, Tang San! Why is this happening to me?!"

Xiao Wu must have thought I was an incompetent flying dancer in the end, she must have.
Finally, Tang San's eyes reddened, and he thought to himself: No, no, I can't just sit here and wait to die. If things continue like this, that bastard Yu Tianheng's conspiracy will definitely succeed. He wants to use the Martial Soul Fusion Technique to secretly attract Xiao Wu, use Xiao Wu's love to gain the approval of the Asura Sword, and seize everything that belongs to me, Tang San.
Tang San's hands, buried deep in the sheets, subconsciously pushed upwards, then pulled downwards, then pushed upwards again, and then pulled downwards once more.
No, no, this can't happen! Absolutely not! Xiao Wu is mine, the Asura Godhood is mine, Tang San's, Douluo Continent is mine, the God Realm is mine, and the future should belong to Tang San!

At this moment, the door opened, and light from outside shone in. Tang San looked out the door in the light. There were two men guarding the door. One was tall and muscular, Er Ming. The other was handsome and dashing, with a model's figure and looks that far surpassed Tang San's. He was Yu Tianheng.

"Yo yo yo, my dark-skinned Ah San, you're finally awake." Yu Tianheng walked in with a teasing tone, and came to Tang San's bedside with Er Ming. Seeing the two of them, Tang San's coal-black face became even darker, as black as oil.

"What are you doing here?" Tang San asked, feigning ignorance.

"Your brain's been frozen shut, haven't you, you little punk?" Yu Tianheng said. "Want me, your brother Tianheng, to help you remember?"

Tang San remained silent.

“You’ve lost, Tang San,” Er Ming said.

Tang San continued to play dumb.

"Our Shrek team has only suffered two humiliating defeats so far in this Soul Fighting Tournament, and both of them were caused by you, you little punk," Yu Tianheng said. "You said you could lead the Shrek team to victory, that you wanted to prove you weren't an incompetent fool, not a freeloader like Fei Wu. I gave you the chance, but yesterday's match was a truly miserable defeat for you. You really—disgraced Shrek."

Yu Tianheng reached out and ruffled Tang San's dark hair, looking at him with exasperation, saying, "I gave you a chance, but you're useless!" As he spoke, Yu Tianheng pushed Tang San's head with his hand, adding, "I gave you a chance, but you're useless!" He pushed Tang San again, then pointed at Tang San's head, saying, "Don't blame your brother Tianheng for not giving you a chance—"

“You little bastard, remember this: you’ve lost. Admit you’re a useless Fei Wu, a spineless coward who lives off women. If you have any shame, get out of Fei Wu’s sight!”

Erming also said, "You little bastard, you incompetent Feiwu are not worthy to be Xiaowu's giegie. Behave yourself and leave Xiaowu's side."

Tang San glared at Yu Tianheng and Er Ming with hatred in his eyes, but he didn't know how to refute them.

Yu Tianheng reached out and patted Tang San's dark face, saying, "You little rascal, you incompetent Fei Wu should listen to Xiao Wu and watch me, Er Ming, from the sidelines. You should see how Xiao Wu brings glory to our Shrek team."

After saying that, Erming and Yu Tianheng left.

Tang San's eyes were bloodshot, and he was panting heavily as he watched the two figures disappear. At this moment, he wished he could kill them, but "reason" told him that he could not do so before winning Xiao Wu's love. They had a fusion relationship with Xiao Wu, and if one of them was killed in the fusion, the other would see the person who killed the fusion partner as an enemy. Doing so would only cause Xiao Wu to hate him, and would not help improve the increasingly distant relationship between him and Xiao Wu.

At this moment, the Shrek Three Heroes and Tailong, who had been pretending to be asleep, slowly woke up on the four beds next to Tang San.

Dai Mubai looked around blankly, then turned to Tang San: "A-San, where are we?"

(End of this chapter)