Douluo: Yu Hao Pan Tang San

Chapter 232, Section 251: Humans cannot, or at least should not.

"Little, Little Wu."

"Shh~ Don't speak." Xiao Wu covered her lips with her hand and said to Tang San, "Tang San, would you like to dance with me to this beautiful melody?"

"Yes, I'm willing." Tang San was more than willing. Ever since the Notting City Soul Master Academy was delayed for a while by that good-for-nothing Yu Xiaogang, he had never had such an intimate moment with his little sister Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu reached out her hand to Tang San, and Tang San, trembling, reached out and placed his hand on Xiao Wu's.

Before long, the two were immersed in the beautiful melody around them.

"Read 'lu lu lu lu lu lu lu' read 'lu lu lu lu lu'!"

Dai Mubai, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, and Xiao Wu woke up in another place.

Dai Mubai looked around: "Where's Ah San?"

Immediately, they panicked. Tang San was the chosen one of destiny. If they followed Tang San, even if they encountered danger, they could turn the situation around. But if they left Tang San, they might very well meet with misfortune.

"Ah San, Ah San, where are you, Ah San?" Several people hurriedly shouted to the surrounding area.

Xiao Wu sniffed the air and said, "Stop shouting, Ah San isn't around here."

"Then, what should we do?" Dai Mubai asked.

"Mu Bai, Oscar, Ma Hongjun, don't you think this place is beautiful?" Xiao Wu teased the three of them with her sweet voice.

The three looked around and realized that this seemed to be the case.

"Don't you think this place is perfect for cultivation?" Xiao Wu asked the three of them with a charming smile.

Immediately, all three were consumed by lust, and Ma Hongjun's lust was particularly uncontrollable.

"Is the cultivation you're talking about legitimate?" Dai Mubai asked, swallowing hard as he looked at the alluring Xiao Wu.

"Of course it's serious! We have a Martial Soul Fusion Skill, isn't it serious to cultivate together?" Xiao Wu retorted.

"Uh, what if that Indian kid comes looking for us while we're cultivating?" Oscar asked with a hint of worry and rationality.

"That's easy~" Xiao Wu said, "As long as Tang San gets close, Xiao Wu's nose will be able to smell his scent, and then Xiao Wu will remind you."

“That’s good. We can’t let our cultivation be delayed. I want to cultivate too. I’d like to cultivate a little longer!” Dai Mubai then asked, “Shall we cultivate together?”

“Of course, the four of us cultivating together will greatly increase our cultivation speed,” Xiao Wu said.

"Then what are we waiting for? Let's hurry up and cultivate together. It's good to cultivate a little longer." Ma Hongjun had long since lost his mind due to the evil fire.

So, Xiao Wu and the three of them began to practice the proper (but actually a lie) Martial Soul Fusion Technique.

After an unknown amount of time, the last person, Ma Hongjun, collapsed, powerless.

Xiao Wu, her face glowing, was cleaning up the mess when she suddenly felt a summoning voice calling her to a certain place.

So Xiaowu followed the sound and arrived at a certain place inside Sunset Forest.

The person who summoned her was a tall woman with her back to her, and blue silver grass grew wildly around her, as if in worship.

She turned around, and Xiao Wu recognized her: "You are, the Blue Silver Emperor!"

Although she wasn't particularly close to this person, there were only a handful of 100,000-year-old soul beasts still active in the Star Dou Great Forest, and Xiao Wu knew her background.

"Hello, Xiao Wu, my name is A Yin. Like you, I was once a 100,000-year-old soul beast. Also, Tang San is my son," A Yin introduced herself.

Hearing this, Xiao Wu immediately became serious. Was Ah Yin going to settle scores with her? Xiao Wu looked at Ah Yin warily, preparing to run away if things went wrong. Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun slept for an unknown amount of time before waking up.

“I remember cultivating with Xiao Wu for a very, very long time,” Dai Mubai said.

“Yes,” Ma Hongjun said.

"By the way, where's Tang San?" Oscar asked, puzzled.

"No need to look anymore, Tang San hasn't been here," Xiao Wu said.

"Then let's go look for it together."

So the four of them set off together to find Tang San.

Tang San, looking utterly exhausted, happily held Xiao Wu in his arms, reveling in the cheerful songs.

A-K Curry Roar, Ya-Ya-Hobun~~~~
Tick-tock Ruben Gaho Big Black~~~
Give it to whoever, give it red, give it to L'Oréal!
The pressure is on you, yell "Big Black!"
Read "lulululululu"

A soft rustling sound came from deep within the jungle, and then Xiao Wu and her three companions emerged from the lush forest.

"Eek~" Upon seeing the scene before her, Xiao Wu couldn't help but let out a scream. Then, she shyly covered her face and peered at the situation through the tiny gap between her fingers.

Dai Mubai, Oscar, and Ma Hongjun were all well-traveled and experienced, but the scene before them still made them feel a bit disgusted.

"Ah San...you."

"Humans cannot, or at least should not."

Tang San looked over at the sound and saw Dai Mubai, Ma Hongjun, Oscar, and Xiao Wu.

Xiao Wu is there, but what is Xiao Wu in my arms?
Suddenly, a scarlet tongue stretched out in front of Tang San and licked him. Tang San immediately smelled a foul, fishy odor.

Tang San looked over and was immediately dumbfounded.

The "Xiao Wu" in his arms was gone, replaced by a giant lizard, which was scrutinizing Tang San with grief and indignation.

In other words, Xiao Wu just now was a monitor lizard.
Tang San felt as if the sky was about to fall. He loosened his grip, and the giant lizard struggled to break free from Tang San's grasp, burrowing into the depths of the jungle in grief and anger.

Tang San walked towards Xiao Wu, looking dejected. He reached out his hand, wanting to explain, "Xiao Wu, I..."

"Don't touch me, it's disgusting," Xiao Wu said with disgust.

Tang San felt a sudden pang of pain in his heart. Of all the waters in the world, he only wanted one; he, Tang San, had reserved his virginity for Xiao Wu in this life, but...
"Ah San, you're amazing!" Dai Mubai walked up to Tang San, gave him a thumbs up, and exclaimed in amazement, "That was a giant lizard! You actually dared to eat it. I admire you!"

“Hey, even if you’re going to cheat, at least find a normal person. You actually chose a monitor lizard. Doesn’t that mean our little Wu is inferior to a monitor lizard?” Oscar said.

"Hey Tang San, as a complete bystander, I have to give you a piece of my mind. You really shouldn't have done this. How could you do this to Xiao Wu?" Ma Hongjun morally condemned Tang San.

In that instant, Tang San's heart was filled with guilt and remorse towards Xiao Wu.

"I," Tang San said to Xiao Wu.

"Alright, stop explaining," Xiao Wu said with disgust.

Seeing Xiao Wu like this, Tang San felt both grief and indignation, and secretly resentment: There should never have been such an illusion in his previous life. It must be a reincarnation, a reincarnation of the Spirit Hall, who could possibly set up such a maze.

Damn it, you actually dared to scheme against me, God King Tang San, causing me to have my innocence stolen by a giant lizard, and even making Xiao Wu despise me. Very well, you have already found your way to death.

(End of this chapter)