Hong Kong Variety Show: Let you eat melons, eat melons on your sister-in-law

Chapter 214 "214" Customs' Difficulties
After beating the man, Wei Jixiang led his men away.

As I passed the security booth at the entrance, I tossed him two packs of cigarettes: "Thanks, bro!"

"Sure thing, this bastard deserves a beating!" the security guard said with a laugh.

The main reason why Wei Jixiang was able to enter New World Real Estate so easily was that Zheng Yutong replaced all the security personnel of his properties with Guangyao Security Company.

Since they were all family, Wei Jixiang and his gang could easily enter New World Real Estate and beat people up.

When Situ Guang ran over looking disheveled and yelling that he was going to call the police...

The security guard at the entrance said indifferently, "What's your situation?"

"I was beaten up in your underground parking garage!" Situ Guang said angrily.

"Really? I didn't see it!" the security guard said casually.

"You... call the police right now!" Situ Guang shouted immediately.

The security guard calmly replied, "This isn't urgent. I need to report it to our manager."

"Why bother reporting to the manager? Just call the police and have them check the CCTV footage!" Situ Guang said irritably.

The security guard said bluntly, "Sorry, I don't have that authority. We'll have to wait for our manager to speak."

Situ Guang was furious, but there was nothing he could do.

I had no choice but to bear it and wait for the other party's security manager to come and handle it.

What Situ Guang didn't expect was that the security manager was also one of Lin Yao's men.

Then the matter was reported to higher authorities.

However, after these reports were relayed up through the chain of command, several hours had already passed.

Situ Guang could no longer hold on and had to take an ambulance to the hospital for treatment.

As for the severe beating he received, it was naturally left unresolved.

He didn't even dare to hold Lin Yao accountable; he only dared to pursue the responsibility of those who beat him.

Because he was very clear about his own identity; to put it bluntly, he was just a dog kept by the four big bosses.

He might be able to swagger around in front of some small businesses, but he can't hold his own against Lin Yao.

Not to mention that Lin Yao and Zheng Yutong were already close friends, and that Lin Yao was making great strides in both media and real estate.

This is something that a professional agent like him simply cannot handle. To put it bluntly, Lin Yao has now become a force to be reckoned with.

"Ouch, be gentle!" Situ Guang yelled angrily at the hospital nurse.

The nurse wasn't going to let him get away with it: "You idiot, you can change your own dressing!"

The fact that the nurses in the public hospital had such bad tempers made Situ Guang even more upset.

……

Fang Siwei, from Lin Yao's media company, is off work today and didn't go out to cover the news.

Then he was harassed by Lin Yao, that unscrupulous boss.

Just as Lin Yao was enjoying this rare moment of peace, Jimmy suddenly showed up at his door.

"Oh no, Yao! Something's happened!" Jimmy ran over, panting.

Fang Siwei was quite sensible and immediately made way for him: "You two chat!"

After Fang Siwei left, Jimmy said to Lin Yao with a serious expression, "Ah Hao, there have been some problems with the smuggling routes. Many of us and Hung Hing brothers have been detained!"

"What's going on?" Lin Yao frowned.

Jimmy shook his head and said, "I don't know either. It was customs that directly ordered the arrests!"

"Hey! Customs?" Lin Yao frowned and said, "We've fed these guys a lot already, haven't we? Why are they arresting us?"

"Robert got transferred, and a new supervisor came in Tuen Mun. He just seized all our goods without any mercy!" Jimmy said directly.

Lin Yao asked directly, "What were they confiscating?"

"Food, cigarettes, luxury goods, and those medicines Old Chen mentioned last time!" Jimmy said somewhat nervously.

Lin Yao immediately knew where the problem was.

His counterfeit luxury goods, food, and cigarettes weren't really a problem; the real trouble probably came from the pharmaceuticals.

After Lin Yao established a good relationship with Yang Jianhua, Old Chen would occasionally ask Lin Yao to help transport some things that were not available in his hometown but were urgently needed, and medicine was one of them.

However, Lin Yao wasn't actually transporting a large quantity; if their relationship were still intact, they could have just laughed it off.

At worst, we can just pay a small fine!

But when this happened, the taste became a little off.

Someone is targeting me!
Lin Yao immediately realized what was going on and said to Jimmy, "Have you tested this new supervisor's temperament? Is this guy greedy or not?"

"No foreigner doesn't try to make money!" Jimmy said irritably. "But this bastard is exceptionally greedy, and he doesn't do anything even after taking the money!"

Lin Yao's face immediately darkened: "What's this guy's name?"

"His name seems to be James, and he's from England!" Jimmy said directly.

"Good, very good!" Lin Yao said with a sneer, "I think this foreigner wants to die!" "Kill him?" Jimmy was startled: "Isn't that a bad idea?"

"Don't worry, of course I'm not going to kill him!" Lin Yao said with a sneer. "Killing is the lowest of the low, and this guy's status doesn't warrant such a big fuss!"

Jimmy asked curiously, "What are you planning to do?"

"Of course we should send someone to teach them a lesson!" Lin Yao said coldly. "Who told him to be so clueless?"

Jimmy asked excitedly, "Who should do this?"

Lin Yao thought for a moment, glanced at Xiao Fu beside him, and then shook his head.

Xiao Fu's skills are indeed suitable, but he's a bit too kind. Sending him to do things probably won't achieve the desired results.

For the same reason, being too refined is not a good thing.

Lin Yao was now thinking of finding a few ruthless thugs to do things for him.

In the end, after thinking it over, Lin Yao decided to leave the matter to Su Xingbai and Qiu Gangao.

Qiu Gang'ao has been holding onto this ambition for years, and he's sure he'll get things done very well.

Lin Yao summoned two men and ordered them to find out the location of James's house, and then they planned to take action that night.

……

"Good, I knew I hadn't misjudged you!" James looked at his Chinese customs officer with satisfaction and nodded.

The envelope contained over ten thousand dollars, enough for him to live a carefree life for a long time.

Although the Independent Commission Against Corruption (ICAC) exists today, it was ultimately a department established by the English.

They primarily monitor Chinese public officials, with very little oversight of the English.

After all, most English people come to Hong Kong to make money.

Therefore, many things are left unseen and unaccepted.

If the incident involving the four chief detectives hadn't blown up so much, the British side might not have taken any action against their officials.

James has already restrained himself enough; in the past, his appetite would have been much greater.

The Chinese customs officer said with a forced smile, "Commander James, I heard that some beautiful girls are at the Enchanting Nightclub tonight. Would you do me the honor of having a drink?"

"Just one drink is fine!" James was tempted, but when he thought of his tigress at home, he gave up the idea.

After all, his current success in customs is largely due to the influence of his wife's family.

So he's willing to take money, but he still wouldn't dare to do these things.

After taking the money, James drove straight home, since his wife wouldn't allow him to stay out too late.

"Honey, I'm home!" James had just gotten home when he took off his coat. Instead of being greeted by his wife, he was met by a bulldog that looked like a pig that rushed over and started tearing at his trouser leg.

James was already annoyed, so he kicked the stupid dog away.

The dog's pitiful howls immediately attracted a plump woman wearing small glasses.

"You damn idiot, who gave you permission to kick him!" the woman yelled at James.

This doesn't sound like a conversation between husband and wife at all; it sounds more like a conversation between a superior and a subordinate.

James didn't dare to get angry with his wife, so he could only apologize with a smile.

He also took out the tens of thousands of Hong Kong dollars he had embezzled.

James' wife, Irene, took the money and then scolded, "How come it's only this little bit? My father arranged a position for you, so you could embezzle money, but you couldn't even do it. You're such a waste!"

James could only explain helplessly, "The political department recently contacted me and asked me to help them with something! You know those people are influential, I dare not refuse!"

"Hmph!" Upon hearing "Political Department," Irene realized the seriousness of the matter and could only snort coldly, saying, "The food is left on the table. I have to go to the gym! After you finish eating, remember to give Baba a bath!"

As she spoke, she swayed her plump waist, put on her shoes, and left home.

Seeing his wife's figure, James felt like he wanted to die.

They say they're going to work out, but who knows what they're actually doing!

However, when you're under someone's roof, you have to bow your head, so James could only head to the dining table to treat himself.

But after picking up the plate, James felt even more desperate.

There were only two incredibly dry slices of bread on the plate, and some pickled cucumbers that had been sitting there for who knows how long and were already foaming.

The ham looked off and had a strange smell.

James ate the already cold and sour dinner, and tears welled up in his eyes.

My wife's mad dog is still relentlessly biting at my trouser leg.

Unbeknownst to James, Su Xingbo and Qiu Gang'ao had been waiting for him outside his villa for quite some time.

Su Xingbai couldn't help but say, "What a pitiful guy, I almost cried when I saw him!"

Even Qiu Gang'ao couldn't help but say, "Damn it, to end up like this, I might as well be dead!"

(End of this chapter)