Hong Kong Variety Show: Let you eat melons, eat melons on your sister-in-law

Chapter 1 "1" The melon-eating system, encountering a famous scene: Crows stepping on Guan Gong!
1990, March 10, night.

Pig offal porridge late night snack stall,

In Wan Chai, Lin Yaozheng and Xiaofu were having pork offal porridge for a midnight snack.

Xiao Fu was slurping it up just like a pig eating slop. He quickly devoured the porridge, pork, pork offal, vegetables, etc. He was a complete starving ghost.

That’s right, Xiao Fu had just arrived in Hong Kong Island and was looking for a job. He hadn’t met Gou Ge yet, and then he was intercepted by Lin Yao, who successfully tricked Xiao Fu into becoming his younger brother by promising him three meals a day and a monthly salary of 1000.

"but!"

"You're such a big eater!"

Lin Yao looked at the four or five plates of pork and offal and three plates of vegetables on the table, which quickly disappeared and went into Xiaofu's stomach. The corners of his mouth twitched.

My heart wailed: My wallet~~~
Lin Yaocai was reborn in Hong Kong Island a month ago. The original owner of this identity was a freelance journalist who specialized in supplying news to Asia Television.

He has another identity, a Heliansheng gangster under Longgen. He is a brother of Jimmie, who once blocked a knife for him. They are friends for life.

Lin Yao: “???”

This is actually the world of Hong Kong movies!
It is a hellish place where gang fights occur one day and gold shop robberies occur every three days.

Are you a gangster for yourself?
Then he met Xiaofu by chance,
Lin Yao took advantage of the fact that he had just arrived in Hong Kong Island and was still a country bumpkin, and quickly helped him out, successfully turning him into his younger brother.

It just so happened that Lin Yao didn't like fighting and killing, so he changed his career and became a freelance journalist.

So far,

With the imperial soldiers in hand, Lin Yao's sense of security increased greatly!
【Ding……】

At this moment, Lin Yao finally finished loading the LeSe system that he had been loading for several days.

【The melon eating system has been successfully bound! 】

Lin Yao was delighted.

Hehehe... My system is finally here.

I have no system and can only survive in this chaotic world!
I have a system, everyone, get out of here, I want to show off!

and many more……

Melon-eating system?

What the hell is this fucking system? Why don't you give me a [Charity King], a [Wealthy Man]...or even a [Deep Blue] if that doesn't work...

Overturn the table (╯‵□′)╯︵┻━┻Ah!

[Refreshing information now...]

[Just 50 meters east of the host, a famous scene—the crows teaching their little brother a lesson—is underway...]

【Please go eat melons as soon as possible...】

Lin Yao: “…………”

at this time……

"Look, there's a fight over there!"

"Just hit him, why make such a fuss?"

"It's from Dongxing~~"

"It looks like a tiger crow coming down the mountain!"

Lin Yao pulled Xiao Fu up and said, "Let's go, the business is here!"

Pick up the camera on the table.

Taking Xiaofu with him, he left the pork offal stall and flew towards the crows.

The boss behind him was so angry that he chased after him with a knife and shouted: "Hey, you guys haven't paid yet..."

……

at this time,

Fifty meters away, in a roadside shop, Crow was teaching his younger brother a lesson.

This guy had just returned from the Netherlands and found that his territory had been occupied by someone else, and his subordinates had also followed others. This immediately made Crow furious and he captured one of his men.

The henchman pleaded, "Brother, I really regret joining the underworld! Joining the East Star Gang! Please give me a way out!"

"I don't want to be like Xiaosang, who took the blame for you and spent five years in a kiln! Now I don't even have money to settle down!"

"I don't want to be like Big Guy, fighting with the Hongxing Gang and getting thrown into a stinking ditch! Even the body was unrecognizable!"

Hearing Ma Zai's crying, Lin Yao immediately took Xiao Fu and quietly went to an attic at the back door, picked up the camera and started taking pictures.

And whispered: "Xiao Fu, you damn well better hold me up!"

This location is quite good and can capture everything in the store clearly.

Lin Yao would naturally not miss such a good opportunity.

Xiao Fu said helplessly, "Boss, please hurry up, I can't take it anymore!"

Lin Yao was eating melons with great interest while holding the camera, and said perfunctorily: "It's almost there, it's almost there!"

At this moment, Crow stood up and kicked the horseman to the ground, cursing, "Are you begging me or trying to bluff me? You swore an oath in front of Master Guan to follow me! Now you're not going to follow me anymore!"

"Ahhh!" Crow said as he flew like a crow on a plane, nervously grabbing the henchman's head. "I really regret joining the underworld! Damn it, I'm going to settle things with you right now! Last time you messed up and took 800,000 yuan, how are you going to explain it to me?"

The henchman also became tough: "Yes, I took it! You only cared about yourself and ran away to the Netherlands. You didn't do anything!"

Crow was speechless after being confronted by the gangster and kicked him aside.

The henchman also knew that it would be difficult to resolve the matter peacefully today, so he picked up a chicken-killing knife and stabbed the crow.

It’s a pity that Crow has been out there for so long, how could he be ambushed by such a sneak attack?

Before this guy could stab Crow, the little brother behind Crow held him down.

The crow sneered and said, "How dare you stab me with a knife!"

As he said that, he picked up the knife that the henchman dropped, stepped on the henchman's hand, and then directly cut the tendons of his hands.

The man in pain rolled around on the ground frantically, his expression extremely painful.

This whole scene was recorded by Lin Yao with his camera.

The gang’s internal strife, maybe we can make some money by selling it to newspapers!

Lin Yao excitedly pressed the shutter button in the direction of the crow, not caring that Xiaofu's face was already flushed red.

After pinching Mazai's tendons, Crow grabbed Mazai and knocked over the altar.

Then the statue of Guan Yu fell to the ground and smashed to pieces.

The crow looked at the statue of Guan Yu indifferently and said, "The little brothers are all stabbing their big brothers with knives. Damn it! There is no one who is loyal in this gang! Your tricks are outdated!"

As he said this, the guy seemed to have gone crazy and stepped directly on the statue of Erye and crushed it back and forth.

In just a moment, the statue of Erye was crushed into pieces.

This is so disrespectful!

This is especially true for the Hong Kong gangsters where metaphysics is extremely prevalent.

After all, both the black and white worlds in Hong Kong respect Guan Erye, and even worship him as the God of Wealth and War.

The only difference is that the police worship Guan Erye wearing red shoes, while the gangsters worship Guan Erye wearing green shoes.

Therefore, there is a saying among gangsters that those who tip off the police are treated as "wearing red shoes".

Seeing this scene, not only the gangsters, but even Lin Yao was stunned.

"Pick that star. The gangsters stepped on the statue of Erye. This is fucking news. It deserves to be reported vigorously." Lin Yao said excitedly.

[Ding, you witnessed the crow-stomping statue scene in Young and Dangerous 3. Reward: HK$5,000!]

[Ding, eating watermelon for the first time, rewarded with a critical hit, and overall physical fitness is enhanced! ]

Hearing the reward from the system, Lin Yao waved his arms excitedly.

But at this time Xiaofu could no longer hold on, and the two of them fell down.

(End of this chapter)