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Chapter 285 Luo Li: In broad daylight!
Chapter 285 Luo Li: In broad daylight!
Zheng Zha, who only had two hands, was whipped around by Luo Li's tail and winced in pain. Overall, he was unharmed but in a lot of pain.
Subduing Luo Li would be a piece of cake for Zheng Zha, given his strength. But he was worried that Luo Li might get injured in the process, so he was at a loss for what to do.
Zheng Zha kept trying to explain, but Luo Li wouldn't listen at all, looking like she wouldn't stop until she beat him to death.
After a while, Zheng Zha noticed that something was wrong with Luo Li. Based on his understanding of Luo Li, he knew that she could be a little temperamental and unreasonable at times.
But I would never be so deaf to reason as I am now, and I would never resort to violence to vent my emotions.
Upon realizing the problem, Zheng Zha's intelligence was unusually sharp because it concerned Luo Li. After a little thought, he realized that Luo Li might be affected by the bloodline of the Red Dragon.
The solution? Zheng Zha, with his rarely seen sharp wit, came up with the simplest way: kiss him! Kiss him in front of everyone present!
The moment this idea popped into his mind, Zheng Zha's body reacted instinctively. Despite the dragon flames and the lashes from the tail, he did a sit-up on the spot, as if the loli pressing down on him had no weight at all.
Then, taking advantage of Luo Li losing her balance, Zheng Zha grabbed her and kissed her.
Lori's body suddenly stiffened, the scorching dragon flames stopped abruptly, leaving only a few sparks occasionally flashing from between her nostrils, and her tail stood straight up for a moment before slowly going limp.
After a long while, Zheng Zha stepped back slightly and cautiously asked, "Luo Li? Are you calmer now?"
“Hmm.” Recalling her violent behavior just now, Luo Li shrank into Zheng Zha’s arms in fear, her body trembling slightly, not daring to look up at Zheng Zha.
Zheng Zha noticed that Luo Li was afraid of something, so he hugged her and gently patted her back, saying, "Don't be afraid, it's all over. And I'm perfectly fine, just look up if you don't believe me."
Luo Li trembled upon hearing this, but with Zheng Zha's encouragement, she finally mustered the courage to look up at him.
Upon seeing this, Luo Li's fear and worry were replaced by shock and confusion, and finally only a smile remained.
"Zheng Zha, you... hahaha... deserve it, now let's see how you seduce other girls."
As Luo Li laughed out loud, Luo Li, Na'er, and the others who had been watching from the beginning couldn't help but burst into laughter as well.
Zheng Zha's entire face was blackened by the dragon flames, and his hair, eyebrows, and eyelashes were all burned off, making him look like a peeled hard-boiled egg.
Because Luo Li had recovered, Zheng Zha, whose IQ had once again plummeted, didn't immediately realize what everyone was laughing about. It wasn't until he blankly touched the top of his head and found it smooth that he belatedly realized his hair had been burned off.
Looking at Luo Li, who was laughing so hard she could hardly breathe, Zheng Zha couldn't help but chuckle along. As long as Luo Li could recover, what did this little loss of image matter?
"You're still laughing!" Lori laughed as she gently punched his chest. "You've turned into a hairless hard-boiled egg, let's see how you still try to look cool."
Zheng Zha scratched his bald head sheepishly and said, "Anyway, I'm not someone who makes a living off my looks. As long as it makes you happy, turning into a hard-boiled egg is worth it."
Just then, Zhan Lan, who had been watching from the sidelines, stepped forward, suppressing a laugh, and handed over a mirror. "Zheng Zha, you should take a look at yourself."
Zheng Zha took the mirror and was immediately dumbfounded. He originally thought only his hair had been burned away, but he didn't realize that his eyebrows and eyelashes were also gone.
Moreover, his entire face was as black as charcoal, and his head was so shiny it was like a mirror, making him look exactly like a hard-boiled egg that had just come out of a coal mine. He opened his mouth, but in the end, he could only sigh helplessly: "Now look what's happened, Zhang Jie and the others are going to laugh me to death when we get back."
After all, the grime on his face was easy to wash off, but his hair and eyebrows wouldn't grow back in a short time. Unless he could unlock the third-tier gene lock and accelerate growth through absolute control of his body, but it was clear that Zheng Zha couldn't do that now. Just as Zheng Zha was racking his brains trying to figure out how to avoid being ridiculed by Zhang Jie and the others, Luo Li walked over and said with a look of disdain.
"Being ridiculed by Zhang Jie and the others is a matter for the future. Right now, haven't you—or rather, haven't you all noticed a problem yet?"
Faced with Luo Li's disdainful gaze, Zheng Zha and Luo Li in his arms were confused, their eyes revealing the same stupidity.
This left Luo Li speechless, and she lost interest in playing games with the two of them. Pointing at them, she said clearly, "How long are you two going to keep hugging like this? Don't you feel ashamed in broad daylight?!"
"Um???"
Zheng Zha and Luo Li both lowered their heads, and then a piercing scream rang out from Luo Li's mouth.
"Ah!!! How am I supposed to get dressed?! You pervert, close your eyes! Don't look!!!"
After a chaotic scene, the two returned to the dimensional fragment together. Luo Li put on the clothes that Luo Li had prepared in advance, and Zheng Zha washed off the black ash from his head, put on a shirt, and changed out of his pants full of holes.
When Zheng Zha led Luo Li out of the dimensional fragment, Luo Li looked at his bald head reflecting the sunlight, and after holding back for five or six seconds, she couldn't help but burst out laughing.
".puff."
Luo Li's smile was like a switch being flipped, and Zhan Lan, Na'er, and the others also started to laugh, as did Zhao Yingkong.
Zheng Zha, who had anticipated this outcome, was helpless and could only rub his smooth head while everyone burst into laughter.
Seeing Zheng Zha's helpless expression, Luo Li's eyes lit up and she suddenly had a brilliant idea. She smiled and walked to his side, patted his arm and suggested, "Zheng Zha, I have a suggestion. Why don't you keep this look until the team battle is over?"
Zheng Zha immediately refused. After all, losing face in front of his own people was something they could all laugh off. But if other teams saw it, it would be a fight to the death!
But Luo Li wouldn't give up. She quickly came up with an excuse.
"Zheng Zha, think about it yourself. If you encountered a Reincarnator who looked similar to you in a team battle, what would your first impression be?"
Zheng Zha scratched his smooth head and said, "...Are you mentally ill?"
Luo Li continued, "And what will your reaction be?"
Zheng Zha immediately replied, "I want to laugh."
Seeing Zheng Zha gradually walking into her trap, Luo Li continued to slowly express her insights to mislead Zheng Zha.
"That's right. When they encounter a reincarnator with your current appearance, almost all reincarnators will think that the other person has mental problems and then want to laugh."
But thinking about it more deeply, this is the Main God Space, so treating mental problems is a piece of cake!
But why would anyone maintain such a strange, laughable pose?
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(End of this chapter)
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