It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 61 Super Brain: What's My Solution?
Bai Zizhou didn't actually plan to do anything.

I just wanted to use a Ke-type toy to enhance Yang Yuhuan.

In that case, it will probably reappear in the game!
Of course, he was only thinking about it; he didn't actually intend to do it.

Yang Yuhuan was already pitiful enough doing the "five-year-old's three-year-old" exercises at home; let's just let her go.

[I am now completely innocent: I was just asking casually.]

[Tong Zhibao: I was just making a casual comment.]

[Tong Zhibao: By the way, Mr. Bai, this time, would you like a monetary reward or something else?]

This is exactly what Bai Zizhou wanted to ask.

He did have that in mind; after all, compared to 10, he'd rather get some practical props or something.

Furthermore, Bai Zizhou wanted to ask if, if he didn't want Harry Potter's wand, he could add the 10 reward he received this time to exchange for some power-up items.

If that's not enough, Bai Zizhou has another 900,000.

After all, he received a lot of tips during his live streams, which, with the help of Tongzhibao's technical department, could be stored in his account without being tracked.

And there's no need to worry about consumption issues, since this is all thanks to the security support of Tongzhibao's technical department.

【I am now completely clear-headed: You've hit the nail on the head, so let me ask you.】

[I am now completely innocent: I want to return the wand and, with a little more money, could I exchange it for some exciting rewards?]

[Tong Zhibao: Theoretically, it's possible. Mr. Bai currently has a very high evaluation score within our company, so we can apply for it for you.]

[Tongzhibao: What would you like?]

[I'm also completely indifferent: I'm not picky, I'll just pick one from 2B, Icarus, Fairy Knight Lancelot, Cheshire, Crown, Type 95, Guardian, Alice, etc.]

[Tongzhibao: What Pokémon are you making?]

[Toys Pro: According to the alliance's regulations, no toy company may produce or sell any characters from any works.]

[Tong Zhibao: So you should just become a Pokémon.]

【I am now completely white: No? Huh?】

[I'm now completely white: Who's going to make up for my missing anime waifu?]

[Tong Zhibao: I can't take it anymore, I can't take it anymore.]

[Tong Zhibao: But, would you like an android?]

Androids?
Isn't that just like Niki or Kantai Collection?
That doesn't seem so bad!

And most importantly, since Niki and the ship girls are superhumans, then presumably the androids provided by Toysboro are also superhumans!

Durable!

[I am now completely white: Can I customize my appearance?]

[Tongzhibao: Of course, but customization will incur an additional fee, and you can only customize the appearance and body, not a specific personality.]

[Tong Zhibao: For example, if you want to customize something that is exactly the same as a certain character, that's illegal.]

[I am now completely white: That's fine, just make sure the face and body are similar, and the personality is similar too.]

[Tong Zhibao: I've checked for you. If you're looking for this level of android, it's achievable.]

Bai Zizhou stopped hiding his true nature; he was a gentleman!
[Bai Zizhou: Give me ten, I want to fight ten!]

【Tong Zhibao: ???】

[Tong Zhibao: Even if you give it your all now, you can only win one.]

Bai Zizhou: Then just one!

[Tongzhibao: Okay, what are your requirements regarding appearance, physique, and personality?]

[Tongzhibao: You are our esteemed Earth Ambassador, and we can provide you with one free customized service~ (heart)]

Bai Zizhou spoke without hesitation, clearly having planned it for a long time.

[I am now completely white: the face must be like Koleta's, the big thunder must be at least at the level of the Rabbit King, the height must also be like that, and the personality should be like March 7th.]

【Tong Zhibao: ???】

[Tongzhibao: Are you sure you want an anime face?! (Scary)]

[Tongzhibao: There will be a Happy Valley effect!]

Oh my god, the Happy Valley effect!
That's the uncanny valley effect, isn't it?!
and many more……

Bai Zizhou thought carefully about those anime-style dolls online.

Then I gasped.

[Bai Zizhou: I was wrong, I'll never do abstract art again!]

[Bai Zizhou: Just make sure the face is good-looking.] [Bai Zizhou: Remember, it has to be white hair and red eyes! It has to be a big thunderbolt! It has to be over 1.75 meters tall! It has to have legs longer than life itself!]

[Bai Zizhou: Also, she'd better be able to punch the Earth and comb it into a middle part.]

Tongzhibao's customer service representative sighed and stared at the screen in front of them.

Holy crap, One-Punch Man!

[Tongzhibao: Your system is really easy to understand.]

[Tongzhibao: Customization takes approximately two to three weeks.]

[Tongzhibao: Please wait patiently.]

Bai Zizhou wasn't in a hurry. He'd been single for 28 years, so a month wouldn't make a difference.

at last!

Finally, I, Bai Zizhou, am going to have my own anime-style wife!

I am now completely clear-headed: I am not in a hurry, really, I am not in a hurry at all.

[I am now completely white: So can't we hurry up? How about tomorrow? I'm really not in a rush, really.]

[Tong Zhibao: Farewell.]

Tongzhibao's customer service went offline immediately.

Bai Zizhou spread his hands, displaying the demeanor of a Lakers star player.

What did I say wrong?
I'm really not in a hurry, you have to trust me!
Eh!
Oh right, I forgot to ask when the toys arrived!
The next second, the phone rang.

Bai Zizhou glanced at the screen; it was his mother.

"mom?"

"Bai Zizhou!!!"

On the other end of the phone, the White Mother's dragon-like roar could be heard.

Bai Zizhou subconsciously moved his phone away.

"What's wrong now, Mom..."

"What happened?! What happened?! Why did you resign?!"

Bai Zizhou's heart skipped a beat.

Spicy balls!

How did my parents find out so quickly!

I haven't come up with a reason yet!

Super Brain!

You need to think of a solution quickly!
Super Brain: I have a solution. Do you want me to use my superpowers on your mom?

That's very filial piety.

"Bai Zizhou! What are you trying to do right now! You don't have a girlfriend! You don't have a job either!"

Bai Zizhou chuckled dryly, "Mom, didn't I find another job?"

"What job? It's not that lousy YouTuber's job, is it?!"

Who can match your job security as a teacher? And who has the ability to amass a million followers?!

Bai Zizhou subconsciously thought about his current number of fans.

It seems they're close to having over 1000 million real followers.

Damn it, only 1000 million? Do the other people not have computers or cell phones?!
"Mom, I really do have one."

"what?"

Bai's mother was stunned.

She snatched her father's phone from him as he was watching a beautiful woman dancing on TikTok.

He glanced at the screen, then kicked Bai's father in the butt.

Then I opened Bilibili and clicked on Bai Zizhou's old account with 10 followers.

I saw that there were only 9.9 followers, and some accounts hadn't been updated for a week or two.

Bai's mother smiled.

Pick up your phone:

"You have your mom's million followers, don't you?"

(End of this chapter)