It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 59 I just woke up and heard a dog barking.

What do you mean by saying that Li Bai wrote poems?

Sitting in the time machine, just about to start it up, Bai Zizhou couldn't hold back his emotions when he saw this message.

So, now that "Qingping Diao" and "Changhen Ge" are gone, new poems have emerged?

And the subject being described isn't Yang Yuhuan, but rather me playing with toys?
That has great literary value!

Bai Zizhou actually did a Baidu search.

Then I found out that what Tongzhibao's customer service said was indeed true!
Wow!
Li Bai, how could you be so mean!

What are those students who thought they could memorize fewer ancient poems supposed to do?!
Out of curiosity, Bai Zizhou also searched on Baidu for all the literary and film works that had previously involved Yang Yuhuan.

Good guy!
Tongzhibao actually deleted them all!

For example, in Bai Zizhou's memory, there was an actress who portrayed Yang Guifei, the concubine of Yang Yuhuan.

However, if Bai Zizhou were to check again now, he would find that not only has the work disappeared, but the actor would also have no acting experience.

[I am now completely white: So, this is what you call correction?]

[Tongzhibao: Huh? We didn't make any changes.]

[I am now completely white: Wasn't it said that if I changed history, it would be corrected?]

[Tongzhibao: But you didn't make any changes?]

Bai Zizhou gave a vivid expression of an elderly person using a cell phone on the subway.

no……

I've removed Yang Guifei completely, how can you call this no modification?

Isn't Yang Guifei a historical figure?

[Tong Zhibao: Ah... I understand.]

[Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai may have mistakenly believed that by changing Yang Guifei's future, history would go astray, right?]

[Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai, please rest assured on this point!]

[Tong Zhibao: After all, according to the Alliance's laws and regulations, the prerequisite for triggering a history correction is...]

[Tong Zhibao: It's at least on the scale of destroying all of human civilization.]

[Tong Zhibao: For example, if you used the Universal Pull to pull the moon down and smash it onto Earth, causing the destruction of human civilization, then we would correct it.]

[Tongzhibao: You are merely using a time machine toy to alter someone's historical trajectory; it will not hinder the progress of civilization.]

[Tong Zhibao: This will at most create one parallel universe.]

[Tong Zhibao: Furthermore, no matter how you split, we will always use your universe as our reference point, and then cut off the rest.]

[Tong Zhibao: Unless you travel to 735 AD and punch the Earth to pieces, it would cause the Earth to explode instantly in 2025!]

Bai Zizhou confirmed that every word in Tongzhibao's customer service was written in Chinese.

It's just that reading it all together is absolutely amazing.

This once again refreshed Bai Zizhou's understanding of this time machine toy.

Fast forward to the point where I'll never again change someone else's fate so casually!

Hehe, maybe next time!
[I am now completely clear-headed: I understand now, so even if time travelers really did change history, it won't be undone by you?]

[Tongzhibao: Does he have a key?]

【I am now completely white: ...】

[I am now completely white: So let's discuss what toy you mentioned would be even more exciting.]

[Tongzhibao: Don't worry, we'll be at your doorstep within 48 hours!]

[Tongzhibao: Trust me, it's more fun than a magic wand!]

Bai Zizhou instantly became expectant.

More fun than a magic wand?

That would have to be a Transformer!
Even if it's not a Transformer, it must be Mechagodzilla!

That's not bad either!

Now I have to go to the British Museum and bring back a few artifacts to add to the fun!

Just do it!

Bai Zizhou directly used the time machine to set the time to one hour before his live stream started.

The location was naturally the British Museum. It was 6 p.m., which was already closing time.

However, due to the impact of the previous incident involving Bai Zizhou, even after closing time, there are still many security personnel patrolling with guns inside the museum.

It even added a lot of camera sensors.

In theory, as long as the other party is a carbon-based organism, it can be detected.

Even when the museum is open to the public, there is more security and police presence, and visiting hours are strictly limited.

Furthermore, they insanely demanded that he strip naked for a full-body examination.

This has not only drawn protests from foreign tourists, but even Britons themselves are outraged.

Can't stand it?
Then don't suffer!
The British government has decided that the British Museum will be closed indefinitely after today!

They want to move all the genuine cultural relics to a safe and confidential location!
Only lifelike replicas remain in the museum!
Now even if that damn video blogger comes, he'll be the clown!

"interesting."

Although he doesn't have X-ray vision, Bai Zizhou can now genuinely see and hear very far.

He overheard the conversation between the security guards and police officers.

I also saw some security guards carefully moving cultural relics at the Huaxia Museum.

"Oh? Where are you moving to?"

A short while later, watching three heavy trucks drive out of the museum, Bai Zizhou touched the chin of his Chinese national headgear.

Bai Zizhou watched the three trucks drive away before returning to the time machine.

With his current fighting skills, he could actually walk right in.

However, this is not good, as it will have a certain impact on the great image of Teacher Chihe.

The impact this will have on teenagers will be immeasurable!

What if some unruly kids try to force their way into the museum like I did?
Wouldn't their parents report them?

what?
I'm not afraid of being reported, because no one can take my content down?
That's fine.

However, Bai Zizhou got back into the time machine and turned back time by another month.

This time, when I entered the closed British Museum, there wasn't as much security.

Even the cameras and sensors have become much cuter.

Half an hour later.

Alarms went off throughout the museum.

Bai Zizhou removed a random doorplate from the front of an empty house, looked at the museum a few hundred meters away, and then closed the door.
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Noon the next day.

Bai Zizhou, who forced himself to sleep for a few more hours before getting out of bed, picked up his phone while yawning.

"Let's see if Tongzhibao has sent any messages."

Unfortunately, nothing was posted.

Bai Zizhou felt empty inside.

This is an empty file.jpg
Then he opened Baidu, and several trending searches popped up on his screen.

Egypt has recovered the Rosetta Stone, which had been lost for centuries!

The Egyptian Pharaoh has returned home!

[A stunning discovery: the "Admonitions of the Instructress to the Court Ladies" scroll and the "Diamond Sutra" have been found at the Palace Museum!]

[The museum director expresses gratitude for nature's bounty!]

[British authorities condemn Professor Chihe for his contempt for civilization!]

"……six."

Bai Zizhou logged into the account of [Teacher Chihe] and posted two updates.

[I just woke up, and I can hear dogs barking across from Gaul?]

Children, that's not me (crossed out). Yes, children, that is me.

Then put down your phone.

"Comfortable."

(End of this chapter)