It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 52 Quickly use Avada Kedavra on Red Crane!

"Friends, we've found the lucky audience member who got to try out the toys today."

Bai Zizhou's words made the viewers in the live broadcast room extremely jealous.

Fuck!
Which beast is it?!
We haven't given any money yet!
How could some beasts have the advantage of being so close to the source of the water?

Let's see who stole our trial access!
The lens thoughtfully extends the focal length for magnification.

The camera was aimed at a woman standing next to Emperor Xuanzong and Consort Wu Hui, who, after makeup, could at least be rated 90 points.

She wore a similarly festive bright red robe, held a long fan, and looked at Yang Hui, who was riding towards her on horseback, her eyes revealing a visible shyness and joy.

Her identity is now obvious.

This is one of today's main characters, Princess Xianyi.

Unfortunately, the camera wasn't focused on her.

It was the young girl beside her.

The girl was clearly only 14 or 5 years old, but her looks already far surpassed those of Princess Xianyi.

However, judging from the girl's absent-minded expression, her attention was clearly not focused on the wedding ceremony.

The viewers in the live stream recognized the girl.

After all, I saw it just last night during the "live broadcast".

[Holy crap, Yang!]

This comparison clearly shows the inferiority.

Indeed, Princess Xianyi is a bit older.

What are you bunch of LSPs even focusing on?!

[Could the lucky audience member Chihe was referring to be Yang Guifei?]

[Damn it! That's not fair!]

This is clearly a pre-arranged deal! It's a shady operation!

[How am I inferior to Yang Guifei! My idol is Little Ming the Sword Demon!]

"You're really good at holding back, bro."

【Red Crane, you mustn't betray your principles for the sake of beauty!】

Why does Bai Zizhou care about this or that?

He gave the camera a ferocious grin, looking exactly like a Homelander:
“Jie Jie Jie!

So what if it's pre-arranged!?

Don't you even know who I am?!
I can do whatever I want!

After saying that, Bai Zizhou floated in the air and began to applaud.

At first, the applause was only captured by the camera and could only be heard by viewers in the live stream.

However, as Bai Zizhou clapped harder and harder, the speed of his clapping even exceeded the speed of sound, and the applause gradually became outrageous.

First, a few of the animals whose legs were aching from standing looked up.

Then he rubbed his eyes vigorously.

He blinked, nudged the person next to him, and pointed to the sky:

"Look over there, isn't there someone there?"

The person next to him squinted and looked up in the direction the other person was pointing.

Eyes widened.

"Snap, snap, snap!!!"

The applause grew louder and louder.

People started looking up one after another.

The commotion in the square, like ripples spreading from a pebble thrown into water, expanded in concentric circles.

More and more people looked up at the sound.

Yang Hui, riding on horseback with a height advantage, merely tilted his head slightly, dumbfounded.

Soon, Princess Xianyi and Emperor Xuanzong of Tang also discovered it.

Princess Xianyi swallowed hard.
"Your Majesty, am I seeing things...? Is there someone clapping high in the sky?"

Consort Wu Hui also raised her head:
"Everyone...maybe there really is someone...not some illusion..."

Emperor Xuanzong of Tang, Li Longji, maintained his silence as a monarch.

In reality, he can't do anything except remain silent.

Did he intend to show any signs of panic in front of everyone?

That would have been a complete disgrace to the royal family.

Princess Xianyi has a more imaginative mind.

"Your Majesty... could it be a deity coming to offer congratulations? He... he seems to be clapping!"

Li Longji felt that his beloved daughter had a rather vivid imagination. Over the past few thousand years, countless royal families had married off their daughters, yet none of them had ever received a blessing from the heavens.

unless……

Li Longji considered a possibility.

Could it be that they've come to congratulate me?!
This world has reached a period of peace and prosperity under my diligent governance!
I can truly be called a meritorious and cultured emperor!
That makes sense.

I have gained the approval of the gods!
I am the greatest emperor of all time!
Thinking of this, Li Longji felt at ease.

"Don't panic. In my opinion, this deity has indeed come to offer congratulations."

Li Longji's smile was harder to suppress than Barrett's.

Amidst the gasps of the crowd, Bai Zizhou slowly descended from the sky.

He clapped as he walked toward Li Longji and the others who were at the head of the group.

Li Longji was stunned for a moment.

These, these immortals are wearing such... such real clothes!

and……

Why is this deity blond and blue-eyed, like those barbarians?
This... this could be a deity of the Hu people?

Li Longji began to carefully consider whether he had recently drafted any policies that were detrimental to the Hu people.

After thinking it over, it seems there isn't one.

To be honest, doing business with these Hu people is quite enjoyable.

Before Li Longji could finish his thought, Yang Yuhuan, who was standing next to Princess Xianyi, spoke up.

Do you know the Heavenly Father Cthugha?

The scene was already very quiet.

Although Yang Yuhuan's question wasn't loud, it was still clearly audible in front of the Ziwei Palace.

Standing in the crowd, Yang Xuanjiao felt her legs go weak.

Bai Zizhou laughed when he heard this.

Where did you hear that name from?

Thanks to the high-tech camera, both Bai Zizhou and the viewers in the live stream could understand Yang Yuhuan's words.

Similarly, the high-tech camera translated Bai Zizhou's words into characters that Tang Dynasty people could understand and projected them in front of Bai Zizhou.

Where had Li Longji ever seen such an operation?
This is truly divine!

Yang Yuhuan was also very bold. While everyone else was too afraid to breathe, she started chatting with Bai Zizhou.

"It was Wu Minke, the most powerful immortal in Jingzhou, who was known as the Chicken Coop Dragging Corpse, who told me this."

"Oh……"

Bai Zizhou nodded: "That's my brother... It seems you're quite talented... What a coincidence..."

He took out the delivery box and handed it to Yang Yuhuan:

"In that case, you can open this one."

Li Longji, standing to the side, stared wide-eyed!
What treasure did the gods bestow upon this little girl?!
This girl appears to be the daughter of a minor official surnamed Yang, a descendant of the Yang clan of Hongnong, and thus related to the imperial son-in-law Yang.

Yang Yuhuan happily accepted the box:

"Is this a gift for me?"

Bai Zizhou smiled and patted Yang Yuhuan's head:
"She's beautiful, and she's got beautiful ideas too. I'll let you play with her for a bit and add some joy to the wedding."

Yang Yuhuan's smile froze.

But she didn't dare say anything, pouting as she prepared to open the box.

After fiddling with it for a long time, he still couldn't find where to start, which made Li Longji, who was standing to the side, very envious.

In the end, it was Consort Wu Hui who removed her own hairpin and handed it to Yang Yuhuan:
"Yu Nu, use this."

Yang Yuhuan finally managed to open the express package, revealing the true contents inside.

Two wooden boxes were sealed with paper strips bearing the Tongzhibao logo.

Another line of English logo was also printed on the seal—

Harry Potter

Yang Yuhuan carefully took out a wooden box and gently opened it.

The viewers in the live stream recognized him immediately.

【Fuck! ! ! 】

[Magic Wand!!!]

It's Harry's!!!

[Quickly use Avada Kedavra on Red Crane to devour the giant melon!]

Did the Red Crane kill your whole family?

(End of this chapter)