It's time for me to put on my bat mask
Chapter 50 Yes, children, you are the real heroes!
Chapter 50 Yes, children, you are the real heroes!
Inside the bedroom, Bai Zizhou sat on the edge of the bed, in a pleasant mood.
There is nothing more gratifying for a teacher than making a student fall in love with learning.
Although Bai Zizhou is no longer a teacher, his inherent desire to nurture students will not change!
Bai Zizhou sent Yang Yuhuan textbooks and teaching materials for grades 1-6 of primary school and grades 1-3 of middle school.
With these things, Yang Yuhuan would surely be able to wield true power!
After all, as Lu Xun aptly put it:
Knowledge is power!
Lu Xun: Children, this is not my saying, but Bacon's.
Bai Zizhou completely failed to consider how deep the cultural gap was between the Tang Dynasty and the modern era.
Yang Yuhuan couldn't even recognize all eight characters of "Three Years of Middle School Entrance Examination, Five Years of Simulation".
Not to mention having to open the book to learn more.
Bai Zizhou only needed to deliver textbooks, while Yang Yuhuan had many more things to consider.
"Ah, by the way..."
Bai Zizhou remembered something.
He opened his laptop, logged into his Bilibili account [Chihe Teacher], and casually posted a live stream announcement.
See you tomorrow night at 7 PM, in 735!
Then he prepared to go to the top right corner...
"what?"
He already has over a million followers, so after posting the update, the comments instantly reached thousands.
He noticed a comment.
Yang Yuhuan was so beautiful when she was a child!
Ah? ? ?
Bai Zizhou blinked, his heart skipped a beat.
He immediately looked at the other comments.
What Tang Dynasty, what Luoyang, what Yang Guifei, what Heavenly Father Ktugaya...
No, how did these Bilibili fans find out?
Then he saw the next one.
[Damn it, what a waste of time! Chihe took off his mask, and his whole face looked like a flashbang!]
The following replies are also quite abstract:
[Damn, the moment he took off his mask, my roommate thought I was playing GO!]
[Buhou! It's GO senior!]
【Is BYD's Chihe really that wary of us?!】
[It's confirmed! Chihe is definitely too ugly to show her face!]
Indeed, with these toys and strength, and still wearing a mask, if he's not ugly, then it means Chihe isn't human!
[How is this any different from wearing fine clothes in the dark!]
Bai Zizhou subconsciously touched his face, then turned his gaze to the Deadpool mask next to his pillow, and felt a chill run down his spine!
He did indeed remove his hood when he came back!
but……
and many more……
Bai Zizhou got out of bed and pulled open the wardrobe.
I saw a camera in the time machine.
Bai Zizhou picked up the camera, tapped it, and a light screen popped up.
[Tongzhijia: Can connect with Tongzhibao products.]
I tapped it again.
[The ultra-linked mode with the flying carpet-type time machine has been activated. Starting the time machine will automatically wake up the camera and begin live streaming.]
"...BYD collaboration."
Bai Zizhou turned off the function without expression.
So your every move tonight was broadcast live?
Fortunately, it was broadcast live without my knowledge...
However, Tongzhibao's technical department still did its best to conceal their personal information.
Bai Zizhou is not yet mentally prepared to appear in public.
The main problem is that I haven't figured out how to explain it to my family.
"When I can punch a sun with one punch next time, I'll definitely show my face on live stream!"
He's so cautious! I'm so upset!
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The next day at 6 PM.
Bai Zizhou, slurping noodles in his bedroom, watched calmly as the pink Anywhere Door appeared before him.
Then a blinding white light appeared.
Next, a box was placed on the bedroom floor.
Bai Zizhou suddenly stood up at an extremely fast speed, almost teleporting to the side of the Anywhere Door. Just as the Anywhere Door was closing, he stuck his head inside.
"Holy crap...who the hell shoved this in my face?!" What met my eyes was not the scene on the other side of the door, but an even more blinding light.
Stimulated by the light, Bai Zizhou burst into tears and had no choice but to shrink back.
The door closed with a click and then disappeared.
At the same time, my phone vibrated.
Bai Zizhou glanced at the screen.
[Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai, please don't be so curious~]
[Tongzhibao: You're not ready for face-to-face interaction with us at this stage~]
[Tongzhibao: Well then, I hope you have a great live stream today!]
The other party logged off immediately after saying three sentences.
Bai Zizhou casually put down his phone and looked at the box.
The box today doesn't look very big; it's a bit like the box that used to carry those big, slicked-back computer monitors when I was a kid, about the same size.
Rather, it's more accurate to say that even tens or hundreds of tons of material are not considered heavy for Bai Zizhou now.
So, to be thorough, Bai Zizhou weighed the express box on a scale.
"Oh? More than five pounds?"
Bai Zizhou resisted the urge to open the package.
Now that we have a time machine and an arbitrary doorplate, theoretically he can unpack the box live anytime, anywhere, achieving the best live streaming effect.
Let alone something as 'small as' unboxing.
Even unboxing a Transformers toy is fine.
No, when will I be able to play Transformers?!
I'd be happy to let you try out Transformers, even if it means holding my nose and trying out 2B and Icarus!
Time quickly approached 6:50.
Bai Zizhou put Deadpool's costume into the closet.
He would ask Tongzhibao to provide him with a set of cosplay costumes they produced almost every one or two days.
Of course, it's a substandard product without any character abilities, functions, or special effects.
Aside from the fact that the materials and textures of the cosplay costume are exactly the same as the real thing, there's nothing else worth mentioning.
It's the same as the original black divine robe and Deadpool outfit.
So this is really a cosplay toy and not something that Tongzhibao stole from a real person's closet?
However, after Bai Zizhou repeatedly confirmed with Tongzhibao's customer service, he finally received some bad news.
[Tong Zhibao: Mr. Bai, there's no such thing as a real two-dimensional world~ (heart)]
Oh shit.
Who will give me the waifu I'm missing?
Fine, if it's not there, it's not there, so...
What should I wear today?
Bai Zizhou stared into thought as he looked at the dozen or so cosplay outfits in the wardrobe.
Then his gaze fell upon a uniform that exuded a strong sense of justice.
This uniform features a red and white striped cape.
They wore dark red gloves and leather boots.
On the left shoulder, there is a gold metal sculpture decoration.
A metal chain running across the chest connects the eagle's right wing to one end of its left shoulder cape.
Then came a handsome white man with a slicked-back blond hairstyle wearing a wig that looked exactly like the real person's skin.
His face was so righteous and imposing, yet kind and approachable.
"OK, I choose you!"
Bai Zizhou looked at the uniform with satisfaction and nodded.
-
"Leader Jiang, it's seven o'clock."
At Xu Chuanhe's prompting, Leader Jiang put down the documents about Yang Yuhuan in his hand and looked at the huge screen in the office.
【First! 】
So, where is the content creator?
[Yes, where's Chihe?]
A somewhat unfamiliar voice rang out.
"Children, I'm here."
The camera followed the direction of the sound and turned towards the sky.
A kind and amiable superhero, the embodiment of justice, flashes a terrifying smile at the camera.
"Yes, children, you are the real heroes!"
(End of this chapter)
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