It's time for me to put on my bat mask

Chapter 45 If only the Prime Minister were given a Devil Fruit...

Zunyi City.

In my own home.

Looking at the news, Bai Zizhou took out his phone.

[I am now completely white: No...didn't we agree it wouldn't affect the present?]

[Tongzhibao: We haven't felt this has any impact.]

[I am now completely white: Doesn't this have any impact?]

[Tongzhibao: Because it's fun!]

[I am now completely white: 6!]

BYD, so you just want to watch the drama unfold, huh?
Bai Zizhou rolled his eyes and then asked:

[I am now completely innocent: When will the next toy arrive?]

[Tongzhibao: Very soon, within approximately 48 hours.]

Bai Zizhou thought he had misread it.

Within 48 hours?

Is this authentic, bro?
Keep in mind that there was a full five days between this live stream and the last one!
Bai Zizhou was dying of boredom after five days without any toys. (jpg)
[I am now completely white: Does that mean if all goes well, I'll have a new toy to play with tomorrow?]

[Tong Zhibao: It's within 48 hours, Mr. Bai. Please don't make unrealistic expectations and break your guard too soon~ (Sweating dragon)]

Seeing this panda with the "B" expression, Bai Zizhou really couldn't hold back.

Moreover, how could they presume to expect their defenses to be breached without their consent?

Are you just playing around here?

[I am now completely innocent: Confess honestly, how long the hell have you been lurking on Earth?]

[I'm completely clueless: To be able to use these tired tropes so skillfully, your job at Tongzhibao customer service must be really easy!]

[Tong Zhibao: We've been lurking here ever since the first Homo sapiens appeared on your Earth.]

[Tong Zhibao: But it's a pity we waited 258 million years to finally have such an outstanding ambassador as you.]

Bai Zizhou was scared!
No, we've been waiting since 258 million years ago?
Doesn't that mean your company or civilization was founded at least five or six million years ago?
After all, such an amazing civilization, which roams the universe, must have taken at least two or three million years to develop, right?
This period may have also been accompanied by many brutal interstellar wars!
I wonder how many alien homes were burned down to become mines!
Who knows how many alien lumberjacks have been turned into canned food!

brutal!

How cruel!

I must protect my planet immediately!
However, there was one thing that Bai Zizhou found strange.

He is self-aware enough to know that he may be very handsome.

However, he felt that he was still somewhat inferior to those truly extraordinary geniuses.

Unless they used some kind of intelligence-enhancing toy.

I can't even imagine what it would have been like if Tongzhibao's customer service had found the Prime Minister!
Just imagine.

If only the Prime Minister could have a Devil Fruit!
Then the Prime Minister would have to storm Luoyang alone and beat Sima Yi and Cao Rui to a pulp!

Bai Zizhou simply couldn't believe it!

[I am now completely innocent: Actually, I have an idea, but I don't know if I should say it.]

[Tong Zhibao: Then you don't have to tell me!]

I am now completely white: I will speak, and I will speak loudly!

[I'm now completely innocent: Doesn't this mean I get 10 after every trial?]

[I am now completely white: I was wondering if I could get a potion that enhances both my intelligence and physical body in every way?]

[Tongzhibao: Are you finally going to take that step?!]

【I am now completely white: ???】

[Tongzhibao: Rule the Solar System!]

Bai Zizhou realized that this customer service representative from Tongzhibao was a true battle maniac.
Why do you always want to rule this and that?
[I am also completely white: Then keep thinking about it. I will absolutely never rule the solar system!]

[Tongzhibao: Okay...]

[Tong Zhibao: But your suggestion is indeed feasible.]

[Tongzhibao: After all, these nutritional supplements or brain-activating devices aren't expensive.]

[Tongzhibao: But you shouldn't have too high expectations for their effects.]

[Tong Zhibao: At most, they can only let you punch the moon to pieces before they're done.]

Bai Zizhou really felt that this customer service representative was being a bit too extreme.

What does it mean to "only" blow up the moon?
That's already pretty outrageous!

I don't even dream of destroying the moon.

All I need is to be able to kill a Tyrannosaurus Rex with one punch.

Tyrannosaurus Rex: Do you have any manners?!

[I am now completely white: That seems a bit too much. All I need now is to be able to take down a Tyrannosaurus Rex with one punch.] [I am now completely white: We've covered physical enhancements, but what about intelligence?]

[Tongzhibao: Your wisdom will enable you to use your strength to solve problems.]

【I am now completely white: ...】

What she said makes so much sense!
Early the next morning.

To be precise, it was 8 a.m.

"Death, death!"

Bai Zizhou threw off the thin blanket covering him and prepared to rush to the bathroom to wash up.

The moment Bai Zizhou reached the bathroom door, he suddenly remembered something.

"Didn't I already resign?"

That's fine.

Bai Zizhou strolled leisurely back to his bedroom and gently lay down on the bed.

Almost a week has passed since the physical enhancement, and Bai Zizhou is now quite adept at controlling the power in his body.

"Damn it... I can't sleep..."

Bai Zizhou picked up his phone.

A message popped up in my WeChat group for former faculty and staff, along with messages from my colleagues.

Clearly, they were quite surprised to learn of Bai Zizhou's resignation.

Bai Zizhou sent a farewell message to the group and then ignored it.

Just then, a pink magic door suddenly appeared beside the bed.

As the door opened and a blinding white light shone through, a futuristic-looking syringe without a needle was tossed onto the bed.

This is the body enhancement drug that Bai Zizhou obtained in exchange for the 10 RMB reward he received yesterday for trying out any door card.

According to Tongzhibao's customer service, as long as this drug is injected, Bai Zizhou can theoretically withstand an attack from at least five cruise missiles.

This is the highest-grade nutritional supplement that Tongzhibao could apply for for Bai Zizhou at this price point.

The others have already fallen into the category of trial toys, which does not meet the rules for giving Bai Zizhou as compensation.

Bai Zizhou picked up the syringe, looked at the viscous purple liquid, and swallowed hard.

If I get this injection, I'm sure I'll be able to kill a Tyrannosaurus Rex with one punch!

That way, next time I go to the Cretaceous to steal a baby Tyrannosaurus Rex, I won't have to worry about spending a whole day with a Tyrannosaurus Rex elbow!

Without hesitation, Bai Zizhou picked up the syringe, aimed it at his left arm, and pulled the trigger.

Ever since experiencing the pleasure of pushing the limits of human capability five times over, Bai Zizhou has decided to embark on a path of inhumanity from which there is no turning back.

He has no obsession with human race or racial cleanliness.

As long as I can become stronger, as long as I can do whatever I want, as long as I can maintain my human form...

And ideally, there should be no reproductive isolation.

Bai Zizhou doesn't really care about race.

A slightly tingling sensation began to spread throughout the body after the purplish, viscous liquid was injected into the vein.

Bai Zizhou couldn't help but stand up from the bed, close his eyes, and savor this strange yet somewhat comfortable feeling.

About ten minutes later.

Bai Zizhou opened his eyes.

A flash of purple crossed his brown pupils.

He gently clenched his fist and then relaxed it.

"Has my power increased?"

Bai Zizhou prepared to jump out of bed.

"Ok?"

Something unexpected happened to him.

He didn't land on his feet, but hovered about 10 centimeters above the tiles!
"Holy crap?! I can fly?!"

Bai Zizhou's excitement quickly subsided.

"No rush, let's see if I've gained any extraordinary wisdom!"

Bai Zizhou took out his phone and asked Deepseek to find him a few incredibly difficult math olympiad problems.

ten minutes later.

Bai Zizhou angrily opened WeChat.

[I'm completely clueless: How come I still can't do advanced math?!]

【Tong Zhibao: ???】

(End of this chapter)