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Chapter 270 Cyber ​​Swordsman [Seeking Monthly Tickets]

"What happy thing?"

“Uh… I’ve been slightly modified.” Zheng Zha was taken aback at first, then said in a serious tone.

"puff--"

At the silent midnight, one of them couldn't hold back and sprayed Reinhardt sauce all over Zhang Heng's pants.

He quickly covered it up, saying, "Ahem! My version was also slightly modified!"

Zhang Heng, who had been unjustly struck by this misfortune, felt utterly bewildered by the chaotic mess it all was...

"Your modifications... are they the same plan?" Seeing the two vampires in the team, Zhang Heng had a bad feeling.

"Yep!"

Zheng Zha was trembling from trying to suppress his laughter... He nodded repeatedly at first, then suddenly denied it outright: "No! It was just modified by the same person."

"...Laugh all you want."

Seeing that all the team members looked constipated, Fang Ge had no choice but to let it go.

"Hahahahaha-"

Everyone was laughing so hard they were doubled over, but Zhang Heng stood there helplessly, his crotch soaked, as if his period was leaking.

"Stop, stop, stop -"

Fang Ge knew that if things continued like this, Zhang Heng would become famous, and if the [humorous] force continued, who knows what would happen.

After Fang Ge stopped everyone, he gestured for Zhang Heng to sit down first and listen to his detailed explanation:
"Look, we have a traditional swordswoman on our team... Do you think she's cool? Cool my ass!"

As he spoke, he pointed to Li Yingkong, who had just completed her enhancement and now possessed the spirit form of the Four Swords of Zhuxian.

"No... never mind, whatever you say." Li Yingkong felt dissed, but she didn't dare to challenge Fang Ge's authority and could only weakly huddle in her seat.

"Is he really not handsome?" Zhang Heng couldn't help but question.

"Four semi-transparent swords with no light effects, it took half a day to create just a few sword shadows..."

Fang Ge retorted, "Where's the coolness? Does it have a dazzling golden light effect? ​​Does it have a special texture? Does it have any unique characteristics? None of that!"

“…What you said seems to make some sense.” Zhang Heng stroked his chin, but still insisted, “However, I can also be a sword cultivator with a higher fashion value!”

"First of all, I need to correct you on one point. I'm only stopping you from practicing traditional sword cultivation, not preventing you from practicing sword cultivation at all."

Fang Ge earnestly tried to deceive people, saying, "If you cultivate sword cultivation techniques and skills, have a flying sword, and can control a sword, does that count as being a sword cultivator?"

"Yes!" Zhang Heng nodded firmly.

"That's why you need to exchange for the [Complaint Energy Collector], the [Personal Onboard Telekinetic Floating Cannon], and [Bullet Time]!" Fang Ge made the decision.

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"Where's the sword? Where did this sword come from? How could a sword cultivator like me destroy all the swords?"

Zhang Heng was completely bewildered and immediately questioned, "Besides, this '吐槽能量收器' (Tucao Energy Collector) sounds so lame! People will think I can't afford to live like this when I'm out in the world!"

"Judging from the name alone, he seems surprisingly suitable for the title of 'Complaint Energy Collector'..."

The naive and innocent Ming Yanwei added insult to injury at the opportune moment, "But why can't I find this thing?"

—Of course you can't find it, because all three items are exclusive to you…

"I know you're in a hurry, but don't rush!" Fang Ge gestured for him to calm down. "Look at the entry first!"

[The "吐槽 (Tucao) Energy Collector," from the novel *1 Cold Jokes*, is a brilliant invention of the吐槽 (Tucao) aliens. It appears as a single strand of hair and grants the user the superpower to collect吐槽 energy through吐槽 (Tucao) and materialize it. Requires one B-rank side quest and rewards 5000 points.]

[Personal telekinetic funnels, from the Gundam UC series, are wireless, unmanned, remote-controlled attack weapons. They are equipped with independent propulsion engines, a Mono Eye optical imaging system, a beam gun, and a control system. Remotely controlled via Psycomu (psychic waves), they can perform multiple attacks over extremely long distances. If the user lacks telekinesis, equipping them will grant them some. Requires one B-rank side quest and 6000 reward points.]

[Bullet Time, from *The Matrix*, allows you to accelerate your speed from 1x to a maximum of 10x. The higher the speed, the greater the strain on your body. It consumes mental energy. Requires two D-level side quests and 2000 reward points.] These three items are exclusive to Zhang Heng. Regular reincarnators simply cannot see these exchanges.

Although Fang Ge has the right to purchase, she must buy it at the original price...

The original price of "吐槽能量" (Tucao Energy) is 1 S-level side story and 50000 reward points.

The price for a personal telekinetic floating cannon is equivalent to completing two A-level side quests and earning 18000 reward points.

Bullet Time involves two A-level side quests, rewarding 20000 points.

—This price difference is just outrageous!

However, even if purchased at the original price, these items are still worth the money...

The power of venting is extremely comprehensive.

It can unleash beam attacks, shield defenses, energy release to strengthen its physical body, and materialize its imagination... it is basically omnipotent.

At the same time, the potential for吐槽 (tu cao, a form of online commentary or criticism) energy, which originates from comedic works, is extremely exaggerated.

First, the collected energy from complaining can be materialized into various objects through one's imagination. Its level is equivalent to or even surpasses S-class imaginary materialization; with enough energy, even innate spiritual treasures can be materialized.

Secondly, there's the "吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to roast or criticize) energy attack." In the original "100,000 Cold Jokes," there was a scene where a shocking吐槽 (tu cao) like "Why does the whole universe speak Mandarin?" directly destroyed half of the Earth!
However, if you have too much to complain about, to the point that it causes your brain to short-circuit, you'll enter a state of rampant complaining energy...

In this state, the energy output could easily destroy a planet. In extreme cases, the rampaging energy could completely obliterate a black hole capable of swallowing the universe!
Compared to the energy for吐槽 (tu cao, meaning to complain or criticize), the remaining two items seem less impressive.

The telekinetic floating cannon is a simple, high-tech gadget, but because it uses runic energy technology, it can also attack spirits. It possesses three major abilities: attack, defense, and flight, each of which is extremely outstanding. Boss Zhang explicitly praised it as being "invincible below the fourth rank."

Bullet time... Do you like my double-D side quest with ten times the speed? Both consciousness and body accelerate together!

In comparison, Zhao Yingkong's enhanced Shining bloodline in the original work... well, let's just say even a dog wouldn't play with it!

It's easy to see how much effort Mr. Zhang put in so that his avatar could roam freely in the God Realm!
"I've read it all, but I still don't see what it has to do with sword immortals." Zhang Heng wasn't impressed by these entries.

Only the bullet time ability allows for close-range bragging, which suits his taste perfectly... The other two are not so satisfying to him.

"First of all, I will not forbid you from learning sword cultivation techniques, nor will I stop you from using conventional flying swords."

Fang Ge first issued a disclaimer before continuing, "The Six Roots Mind-Moving Floating Cannon, with its appearance drastically modified to resemble the Six Swords of Zhuxian, can control swords, fly, and fire dazzling light cannons... Could it be made into a flying sword?"

"...Is it possible?" Zhang Heng asked uncertainly.

"Can't you? Others can't light up, but you can. Who do you think is more fashionable?" Fang Ge retorted.

"...I'm quite fashionable."

"The external form of the 'Tucao Energy Collector' is a single ahoge (cowlick). If you don't say it out loud, do you think anyone will know it's a 'Tucao Energy Collector'?"

"……Won't."

Fang Ge pressed on, saying, "Moreover, putting aside the basic functions like unlocking transformation forms and beam defense attacks... just the point about criticizing energy materialization, what's the difference between that and imaginary materialization?"

"Do you know about Unlimited Blade Works? You can conjure any sword you want: the Four Swords of Zhuxian, the Qingping Sword, the Xuanyuan Sword, the Qingzi Twin Swords, the Nanming Lihuo Sword... just smash them down!"

"Still using the Myriad Swords Technique? Go straight for the Immortal Slaughtering Myriad Swords! What are traditional sword cultivators anyway? Do they even deserve to carry the shoes of cyber sword cultivators?"

"I hereby declare that the Cyber ​​Sword Cultivator is the only true Sword Cultivator! All other Sword Cultivators are hereby expelled from the ranks of Sword Cultivators!"

Li Yingkong, standing to the side, felt a cold sweat all over her body despite the sweltering heat, her hands and feet were ice-cold, and she was trembling uncontrollably while holding the Four Swords of Zhuxian. She said indignantly, "You can strengthen your own swords, but why are you putting me down? It's not right to put one down and praise another!"

"it is good!"

Zhang Heng finally made up his mind and roared, "There has never been a Venerable One in the cyber path. If possible... I might be able to fill this void!"

(End of this chapter)