The Legend of the Condor Heroes: From Being Expelled from Peach Blossom Island

Chapter 247 Extremely Cruel
Whether it's Chang'an or Xi'an, over the course of a thousand years, the appearance of the cities has changed, but the essence of the people has remained the same.

Roujiamo is made by filling a baiji bun with braised pork. The baiji bun is baked until crispy, and it breaks apart layer by layer when you bite into it, which is a great taste. The braised pork is fatty but not greasy, and has an unforgettable aftertaste.

This perfectly matched Wu Chengyu's current mood; with his enemy right in front of him, he was at their mercy, which whetted Wu Chengyu's appetite.

The only pity was that the two plump cooks, in order to please the three bandits, added far too much braised pork to the Baiji buns, at least twice the usual amount. Before even taking a bite, their hands were covered in grease.

Wu Chengyu took a bite first, then, somewhat disgusted by the oil on his hands, wiped them on Lao San's clothes. He then channeled his inner energy into Lao San's body, using his unique secret technique: the Chain of Life and Death.

After eating the first one, he was still not satisfied. His hands were even oilier, so he did the same thing, smearing the oil on his second brother's clothes, thus putting a life-or-death chain on him.

Twelve roujiamo (Chinese hamburger) were served in total. They were very large and contained too much meat. Even with Wu Chengyu's appetite, he felt nauseous after eating three in one go.

When he ate the second one, he used the Chain of Life and Death on the boss. When he ate the third one, the secret agent number one, who had been thrown on the ground, received the same treatment.

After he finished all three roujiamo (Chinese hamburgers), he couldn't stand the greasiness and had to drink two mouthfuls of alcohol to calm down.

At this moment, the third bandit's face had slowly turned blue. Wu Chengyu immediately untied the chain of life and death for him, and then the other three were untied in turn.

Wu Chengyu has been unable to find a way to improve the two characteristics, or rather the shortcomings, of the Life and Death Chain.

First, it cannot exceed the time it takes for an incense stick to burn, which is 15 minutes; otherwise, the person who is affected will inevitably suffer a physical collapse and die on the spot.

Secondly, when the body reaches a critical point, the skin will inexplicably turn light blue. Could it really be the Blue Chain of Life and Death?
But how could Wu Chengyu let them die so easily? So as soon as they reached the critical point, he immediately broke the chain of life and death.

Wu Chengyu checked the third brother's condition and immediately pressed several acupoints on his spine, then did the same to the others one by one.

When a person is in excruciating pain and on the verge of collapse, they are prone to incontinence. Wu Chengyu had just enjoyed a delicious meal and didn't want them to spoil the mood or disgust him.

This is a set of techniques he just developed to complement the "Life and Death Chain." As long as these acupoints are pressed, even if these people drink a ton of glycerin suppositories, not a single thing will come out. In terms of user experience, it's a perfect match for the "Life and Death Chain," but he hasn't thought of a name yet. For example, "Diarrhea Stop Seal"? He wonders if anyone will beat him up.

Now that Wu Chengyu had plenty of time, after he had eaten and drunk his fill, he used the Blue Chain of Life and Death on the four of them twice in a row. He stopped when their faces turned blue after an incense stick's time, and then did it again when their faces returned to normal.

Not only that, he added some more to the three bandit brothers. Starting with the third brother, he disassembled all his joints and put him aside, then the second brother, and finally the eldest brother.

He then drank some wine and pressed their joints back into place one by one. The process was a bit rough, without any regard for technique or method. Moreover, he was in such a good mood that his hands were trembling, and several joints were clearly not properly aligned.

The only one who didn't get to experience the bone-dismantling service was the spy number one. He only experienced the life-and-death chain and was now watching Wu Chengyu torment the three people in front of him with a look of horror, probably wondering why he was being treated differently from them.

All four of them had their speech acupoints sealed. The excruciating pain from the Chain of Life and Death meant they could only groan incessantly, their bodies trembling. Soon, blood flowed from their seven orifices, and their muscles and tendons spasmed. In just half an hour, they had suffered unimaginable pain.

Wu Chengyu didn't say a word during this whole process. Apart from taking a sip of wine to calm himself down, he just kept tormenting them.

He only stopped after the chain of life and death had been broken three times and the three bandit brothers' bodies had been disassembled and reattached twice.

He turned to look at the three bandit brothers and finally began to speak: "I just heard you say that Guzhenfeng is going to make a comeback and will target the Wu family of Suzhou first, is that right?"

Let me introduce myself. My name is Wu Chengyu, from Wujiapo, Suzhou. I belong to the Cheng generation of the third branch of the Wu family. You are not worthy to know my father's name, but he was a bodyguard for the Wu family's镖局 (bodyguard agency) back then. Now you can understand why I'm giving you such high honors. Back then, Wanyan Shang of the Jin Dynasty was the deputy envoy of the Jin delegation and a member of the imperial family. I only used the Life and Death Chain on him once. Don't you feel honored to hear that?

But don't worry, these are just appetizers. I've prepared something even better for you. How to describe it? Super brutal, and super cool.

"Actually, I'm really happy today. I was just running errands for the old Taoist priest and killing a few people. I didn't expect to find out about you."

It's been twelve years. Since my parents passed away twelve years ago, I've thought about you every single moment.

But the world is so vast, and I don't know what you look like or what your names are. I really don't know where to find you. But that's how things are. Without any warning or time to hesitate, you just suddenly appeared.

I don't thank God for his help. He's allowed you to live so many more years and enjoy a life of luxury, so you don't deserve my gratitude.

I don't want to say it's my parents' blessing that I finally found you after all these years. If I can't let them rest in peace, I'm not worthy of being a son.

All I can tell you is how I should deal with you.

You've already experienced the excruciating physical pain; the agony of the chain of life and death is no less than being torn to pieces. I really can't imagine any punishment that could be more stimulating.

I don't want you to die so soon either, but I don't have much time to stay here with you.

So, if a person is blind, deaf, unable to move, unable to speak, and receives no information from the outside world, forever sinking into a deathly darkness, the only thing they can do is breathe. Of course, you can also slowly recall your life.

But this feeling is definitely not as painful as the one before, right? That's why I'm always soft-hearted.

But I don't have time to wait for you here. A person will die if they don't eat or drink for three days. Time always flies by.

So I've prepared some rare and precious ingredients for you. The wine in this gourd is made with the gallbladder of a snake called the Bosqu snake. I don't have much left.

Drinking this wine can open up the meridians and increase internal strength. To be honest, I wouldn't give it to anyone other than my closest relatives and friends.

However, these effects are useless to you, but they can prolong your lifespan. I estimate that a few sips will allow you to live for at least ten more days without food or water, making the most of your last ten days in the deathly darkness. What do you say?

As soon as Wu Chengyu finished speaking, amidst the desperate, pleading, frantic, and death-seeking gazes of the people around him, he started by attacking the third brother.

First, they forced him to drink some medicinal wine, then twisted off his five limbs. Of course, the fifth limb was crushed by foot, completely beyond repair. Then they used a move called "Heavenly Demon Subduing" to gradually cause the third brother to lose his eyes and tongue, and punctured his eardrums.

Next, he turned his attention to the second and eldest brothers.

　It made it to the homepage and was recommended as a bestseller. Overnight, it gained a lot more bookmarks, but also a bunch of people started cursing me in the comments section, just like before. I just hope that these very expressive friends will at least read a few more chapters.

(End of this chapter)