Rebirth Must Be Happy
Chapter 499 [489] 3 people squeezed into 1
How could there be such a person?
The three of them started a game of Honor of Kings and encountered two duos who were intentionally losing and were clearly tilted, deliberately playing passively. This made Xu Jinhuan and his friends feel bad too. After losing, Song Zhiyu couldn't help but complain and then turned to Xu Jinhuan: "Can't you think of a solution?"
Later generations had already developed mature punishment mechanisms for this, Xu Jinhuan said without hesitation: "We can set up a complaint and feedback channel, and punish people who feed kills or go AFK by banning them from playing for a few days."
"This is good!"
Song Zhiyu and Xie Wanqing's eyes lit up. Song Zhiyu then pretended to kick him, scolding, "Why didn't you use such a good idea sooner?"
"Then why don't you just eat all the food for the next month at once?"
Xu Jinhuan said with a smile, "You have to eat one bite at a time, but since my wife said so, I'll start cooking right away."
"Brother, you're so kind!"
Song Zhiyu was already prepared to scold him after hearing his first sentence, but she became happy after hearing what he said next. She showed a sweet and lovely smile and said happily, "This way, when everyone encounters this kind of person in the future and reports him, they will have to thank me."
"I'll help you promote it."
Xu Jinhuan picked up her phone, typed a Weibo post quickly, then put it down and said to Song Zhiyu, who was complaining about Chen Xingruo not being online on time, "Okay, go check it out."
"I've been getting a lot of private messages lately, saying that it's annoying to encounter people intentionally feeding or going AFK in the game. My sister just encountered it too, and she was almost driven crazy. She's been forcing me to come up with a solution."
Xie Wanqing had just seen his Weibo post. She took out her phone first, read it aloud to Song Zhiyu, and said, "I'm planning to set up a feedback and punishment mechanism. Violations will result in a deduction of credit points, and penalties will be imposed based on the deductions. Does anyone have any suggestions?"
"Let me see."
Song Zhiyu glanced at it from the side and said, "They don't know me, so they don't know it's my doing."
"But you can show off."
Before Xu Jinhuan could speak, Xie Wanqing laughed and said, "As long as the person you're showing off to knows, that's fine. If they don't, just take a screenshot of this Weibo post and show it off."
"It makes sense."
Song Zhiyu didn't think her words were outrageous; in fact, she agreed with them and planned to give them serious consideration.
"Come on, come on!"
Chen Xingzhu had just answered a phone call, which delayed her a bit, and then she joined the team and hurriedly said, "Start quickly, start quickly, I'll carry you to victory."
Have you guys checked Weibo?
Song Zhiyu wasn't in a hurry to start the game; instead, she boasted about her achievement, saying, "Go check Weibo."
"whispering sound!"
After hearing her story, Chen Xingruo snorted dismissively, "All you do is play video games all day, and you're so bad at it..."
"You're talking nonsense! Let's fight one-on-one if you dare!"
Song Zhiyu flew into a rage, "If I don't beat you until you're crawling on your tail, I'm not your sister!"
"You were never my sister!"
"We'll just have to wait for the box office results."
"Pooh!"
Chen Xingzhu's head was throbbing from their noise, and she said irritably, "Can you two shut up? You're always chattering away. Why don't you two go back to kindergarten and repeat a year?"
"Okay, I'll be jungling this game, so I definitely won't be helping you."
"We didn't need you anyway..."
"Shut up!"
Seeing that the two were about to start arguing again, Chen Xingzhu decisively spoke up to stop them. Xu Jinhuan was amazed to see that Song Zhiyu actually started playing the game obediently.
It's not surprising that Chen Xingzhu can suppress Chen Xingruo. After all, although she is easy to bully, she still acts like an older sister in front of Chen Xingruo. However, it surprised him that even Song Zhiyu seemed to respect Chen Xingzhu.
However, upon closer reflection, this phenomenon seems to have existed for quite some time, and it didn't just appear today.
'Xingzhu could be the mistress of the harem.'
He murmured to himself with a sense of satisfaction, but of course dared not say it aloud, lest they gang up on him and beat him up.
After playing a few rounds of games together, Chen Xingzhu said, "I'm done playing, you guys play."
"Okay, then I'll end the broadcast."
Having spent a lot of time with Xu Jinhuan, Xie Wanqing had picked up some of his vocabulary habits and said with a smile, "Go wash up and go to sleep."
"Okay, bye then."
Song Zhiyu had just started her vacation and was still in the rage of fun after being suppressed at school. She was a little reluctant to stop, but seeing that everyone was about to log off, she didn't say anything more. They all logged off their games, put down their phones, and she turned to look at Xie Wanqing, then at Xu Jinhuan. Her big, bright eyes darted around, and she deliberately lowered her voice, but still loud enough for Xie Wanqing to hear, as she secretly asked Xu Jinhuan, "Brother, when are we going to tie up Sister Wanqing?"
"I beat you to death!"
Now it's different from before; it's really time to sleep. Xie Wanqing was afraid that Xu Jinhuan would mess around with her, so she scolded him and quickly got up to wash up.
"See? I told you not to make a move, but instead alerted the enemy!"
Seeing Xie Wanqing run away, Song Zhiyu reached out and slapped Xu Jinhuan, saying, "I'm not helping you anymore. You can try on your own."
"No rush, let's talk about it when we go to sleep."
Xu Jinhuan had already decided to take the risk, but there was no rush. He first put his arm around Song Zhiyu, leaned over and kissed her on the forehead, and said with a smile, "I'll reward you for being so sensible."
"Do not care."
Song Zhiyu tried to break free, but not really with any force. He pulled her close and kissed her. She looked at him with bright, sparkling eyes and suddenly asked curiously, "Brother, have you ever tried this?"
"Huh?" Xu Jinhuan was a little confused. "Tried what?"
"That's how it is..."
Song Zhiyu was a little embarrassed, her cheeks flushed, but her beautiful big eyes blinked as she stared at him with great curiosity, "Three people... how do we do it?"
"Uh……"
Xu Jinhuan had actually experienced it, but he didn't need to talk about his past life, and he couldn't talk about it either, otherwise he would most likely be beaten to death. "No, so we'll have to pool our wisdom and let everyone use their creativity."
"I don't."
Song Zhiyu leaned on his shoulder with her face flushed, clearly very curious, but still stubborn, and muttered softly, "If that's the case, with Sister Wanqing helping to share the burden, I won't be so tired. You'll be happy, and I'll be happy too. Sister Wanqing... just try your best to make her happy too."
"How about we warm things up a bit first?"
Xu Jinhuan was a little tempted by her shy and alluring demeanor, but Song Zhiyu quickly jumped up to avoid her and scolded, "Don't do anything reckless, otherwise you... you won't have the motivation... save your motivation for when you go to mess with Sister Wanqing."
"……All right."
Xu Jinhuan also went to wash up. Just as he came out of the bathroom, he saw Song Zhiyu sneaking in from the outside. Her shifty eyes were particularly cute. She whispered, "Brother, Sister Wanqing is already in bed. I closed the door for her, but I didn't lock it... Let's go over!"
"..."
Xu Jinhuan was speechless for a moment. This should have been something exciting and thrilling for him, but after Song Zhiyu's antics, it seemed like she was even more looking forward to it than he was.
This left him somewhat bewildered, even questioning whether he was doing this to please him, rather than simply to satisfy his own desires.
"Come on, come on."
Song Zhiyu grabbed his arm and pulled him out, whispering her plan: "When I open the door, you pounce in, pin her down, and don't let her resist. Then I'll lock the door, hold her down again, and strip her naked..."
"Aren't you a repeat offender?"
Xu Jinhuan looked at her with amusement. Of course, he did not intend to adopt Song Zhiyu's suggestion. This would go against the wishes of women, which was a matter of principle and a mistake that he could not make.
"hurry up."
Song Zhiyu ignored him, dragged him to Xie Wanqing's door, pushed away the curious little yellow dog wagging its tail, and mouthed "three, two, one" to Xu Jinhuan before turning the doorknob and pushing it open.
The door remained completely still.
The little girl paused for a moment, turned to look at Xu Jinhuan, blinked her eyes, and then twisted the doorknob.
It still won't open.
The door was locked from the inside.
"..."
The two looked at each other for a few seconds, then Song Zhiyu put on a sweet smile and called out in her most obedient and sweet voice, "Sister Wanqing..."
Before she could finish speaking, Xie Wanqing's icy voice came from inside: "Don't open it!"
"Oh, Sister Wanqing~"
Song Zhiyu continued to plead, "Could you open the door for a second? I want to talk to you. My brother isn't here."
Xie Wanqing said, "Do you think I'm stupid?"
Song Zhiyu turned to look at Xu Jinhuan, blinking her eyes with an expression that said, "This is all I can do to help you."
Xu Jinhuan chuckled, patted her head, and then said, "Sister, it's me."
Xie Wanqing replied in her usual curt tone, "No!"
"You know Zhizhi's personality; she's still like a child..."
As Xu Jinhuan spoke, Song Zhiyu pinched him in annoyance. Xu Jinhuan pinched her cheek and continued, "She just thinks it's fun. She may not really understand what it means, but she doesn't mean any harm. I... uh, I do want to, but I definitely won't force my sister."
Xie Wanqing didn't speak, but Xu Jinhuan saw an opportunity and continued, "Sister, how about this? The three of us can squeeze into one bed tonight and just talk. First, I'm not the kind of person who forces people, right? Second, I'm not made of iron, I definitely need to rest too. We can just talk and sleep whenever we want, okay?"
Xie Wanqing remained silent.
Xu Jinhuan continued, "Sister, why don't you experience what it feels like? It's okay to just chat..."
Xie Wanqing finally spoke, "It's hot."
"Didn't we turn on the air conditioner?"
That was an agreement, so Xu Jinhuan quickly pressed her advantage, "Let's just talk while we're lying down. If you guys feel hot, I can just sleep on the floor..."
Song Zhiyu mouthed disdainfully from the side, "Hypocritical!"
Xie Wanqing didn't say anything more, but soon there was movement behind the door, and the door lock was obviously opened. Song Zhiyu turned her head to look at Xu Jinhuan, and then turned the doorknob with some doubt.
The door opened.
"It's so unfair!"
Song Zhiyu pushed open the door and saw Xie Wanqing returning to bed. She said indignantly, "Why do you believe him and not me?"
"Because I'm worried about him, not you, is that an acceptable answer?"
Xie Wanqing rolled her eyes at her, then sat back down on the bed. She was wearing a two-piece pink and white nightgown with a cartoon cat pattern, which looked quite cute. However, on Xie Wanqing, the soft cotton fabric was stretched into a undulating curve like a landscape painting, which was anything but cute.
Even if it's cute, it's a different kind of cuteness.
'How could my brother possibly resist being around such a vixen...'
Song Zhiyu silently complained to herself, not believing what Xu Jinhuan had just said.
It's true that he won't force you, but he can slowly bewitch and plead with you. Scumbags have plenty of tricks and methods for this! (End of Chapter)
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