Rebirth Must Be Happy

"Your parents watched you two grow up with your bare bottoms on and they couldn't tell you apart, how am I supposed to tell you apart?"

Xu Jinhuan was a little annoyed when he saw her constantly blaming him and poking at his sore spots, something that had been bothering him for a long time.

It's not just that she's frustrated that she can't tell them apart, and that this mistake might happen again in the future, but also because the two sisters look so alike that she can't even tell them apart. What if someone marries Chen Xingruo in the future...?

Doesn't that mean he also married Chen Xingzhu?

He felt uncomfortable just thinking about it, and looked at Chen Xingruo and said, "Why don't you cut your hair short? That way it will be easier to tell your face."

Chen Xingruo retorted angrily, "Why should I cut my hair?"

"Because I think your sister looks better with long hair. Anyway, you don't have a boyfriend, so it doesn't matter if she's a little less attractive."

Xu Jinhuan deliberately provoked her. This girl was sometimes even more infuriating than the original Song Zhiyu. Besides, the original Song Zhiyu was already developing into a well-behaved and cute little sister, while this little sister was still immature.

"I bother!"

Chen Xingruo wouldn't listen to him. "I'll tell my sister later that you said she looks ugly with short hair..."

Xu Jinhuan said, "I'm saying you're ugly. My Xingzhu looks beautiful no matter what hairstyle she has!"

"If my sister is beautiful, then I am beautiful; if I am ugly, then my sister is ugly too."

Chen Xingruo became smug again, "Anyway, we look exactly alike, so you can't avoid the question no matter what you say... Humph!"

After feeling smug, she listened carefully and, seeing no movement from the bathroom, called out, "Sis, are you taking a dump?"

"You fart!"

Xu Jinhuan retorted, "What nonsense about pooping? Beautiful girls never poop! Don't slander my fairy Xingzhu here!"

"Huh~"

Chen Xingruo looked disgusted. "You're disgusting..."

He then shook his head smugly and said, "I've seen my sister poop, but you haven't, have you?"

Before Xu Jinhuan could answer, Chen Xingzhu's embarrassed and annoyed voice came from inside the bathroom: "Shut up!"

"I didn't tell her~"

Chen Xingruo muttered softly, climbed to the foot of the bed, craned her neck to look, but naturally couldn't see anything. She then raised her voice and asked, "Sister, can you hear us?"

There was no sound from the bathroom again.

Chen Xingruo then climbed back onto the bedside. Turning her head, she saw Xu Jinhuan staring intently at her. Looking down, she saw herself crawling on the bed, her slender waist slumping, revealing her curvaceous figure. She glared at him, a little embarrassed and annoyed, and whispered, "Looking again? I'll gouge your eyes out and throw them downstairs! No, I'll throw them in the toilet, so you won't be able to retrieve them..."

I was looking at your sister~

Xu Jinhuan scoffed and looked away. This was no lie. While Chen Xingruo's movements as she crawled on the bed with both hands and feet were indeed alluring and seductive, he was truly projecting his image onto Chen Xingzhu.

Chen Xingruo is just a pretty face; Chen Xingzhu's soul is what's truly alluring.

Little brats are the most annoying!

Chen Xingruo was in the same situation, as was Song Zhiyu, especially the latter, who presented him with a major problem, far more difficult than Xie Wanqing's...

"abnormal!"

Chen Xingruo didn't know what she was getting at, her face turned even redder, she gritted her teeth and glared at him, but she still suppressed her anger and whispered, "How are you going to tell my sister later?"

"She won't ask."

Xu Jinhuan understands Chen Xingzhu's personality very well. Perhaps it is because she needed to constantly "forgive" Kong Lingyu during her growth that she had the courage and strength to continue living. The little girl does not delve into the details of many things, and she is very tolerant as long as her bottom line is not crossed.

In most situations, she will give a warning and then observe your behavior. If nothing changes, then be careful.

After all, there is only one Kong Lingyu in the whole world, and even if you include Chen Guiliang, there are only two. No one is worthy of her forgiveness and concessions so many times.

Xu Jinhuan wasn't sure how much he meant to her, and he couldn't bear to hurt her like that.

Of course, the most important reason why Chen Xingzhu wouldn't ask what the two talked about was that she could guess what they were talking about. It was nothing more than the misunderstanding and accident from that morning. Since she already knew, there was no need to ask.

"You talk as if you know her very well?"

Seeing his expression, Chen Xingruo got angry again and pouted, saying, "Then you still can't recognize me..."

Xu Jinhuan ignored her, closed his eyes, stretched out his legs, and began to act out the role of Zhuge Liang. Chen Xingruo saw that he was not speaking, thought for a moment, and then shouted, "Sister, we're done talking. If you don't need to poop, you can come out now."

Chen Xingzhu came out quickly, her cheeks and hair still damp. Xu Jinhuan looked her up and down and teased with a smile, "You only washed your face?"

Chen Xingzhu rolled her eyes at him and didn't reply. Chen Xingruo immediately said, "Sister, he wants to know if you've had diarrhea... Ah!"

Chen Xingzhu walked over and slapped his sister's bottom.

Knowing she was in the wrong, Chen Xingruo didn't fight back. Instead, she covered her buttocks and said, "Hitting me is like hitting yourself... He could hear the sound of your butt being slapped!"

Chen Xingzhu was both embarrassed and annoyed, amused and helpless. She really couldn't do anything with her younger sister, so she pressed her down on her body and played on her phone while resting her head on her body.

"This is good, now I know what it feels like to have my own pillow..."

Chen Xingruo chuckled and patted her sister's head, then rubbed it and pinched her ears. "So this is what it feels like to have me as your pillow. Your ears are so soft and tender... Sister, has he ever touched your ears? You're not allowed to let him touch them..."

While he was talking, his older sister pinched his leg, so he grunted twice and stopped talking.

The three rested there for a while. Xu Jinhuan checked the time and said, "Shouldn't we go? I'll go buy some gifts. It's our first meeting, we can't just go empty-handed, can we?"

"How hypocritical!"

Chen Xingruo still disliked him and muttered under her breath.

"it is good."

Chen Xingzhu didn't waste any words with his sister and got up to leave. Chen Xingruo then quickly washed her face and they went out together.

The three of them went shopping. Chen Xingzhu and Chen Xingruo helped to choose items. They bought a teacup for Chen Guiliang, a silk scarf for Yu Peishan, and two toys for Chen Xingyu.
Xu Jinhuan wasn't idle either; she bought Chen Xingzhu a small mirror—which she said looked nice; and she also bought Chen Xingruo a nail clipper.

"You stingy little thing!"

When paying, Chen Xingruo saw that the other gifts added up to several thousand yuan, while hers only cost a few yuan, and couldn't help but complain, "Who gives nail clippers to their sister-in-law?"

Xu Jinhuan said, "Didn't you just say your nails were long?"

"Then why aren't you going to cut my hair?"

Chen Xingruo wanted to hit him. "If you're going to give a gift, then give it properly. If you give me a gift like this, I'll only try to make things difficult for you. I won't help you at all."

Xu Jinhuan laughed and said, "Then I'll trim your sister's nails later. Just watch, it's the same as trimming them for you anyway."

"Pooh!"

The restaurant they booked wasn't a high-end place, but a mushroom hot pot restaurant. The three of them arrived first and waited for a while before Chen Guiliang and Yu Peishan arrived with Chen Xingyu.

Chen Guiliang had a good physique, wearing casual trousers and a dark shirt, clearly showing signs of exercise. He looked much younger than his actual age, only in his thirties. However, even so, he looked ten years older than Yu Peishan. Just by looking at the two of them standing there, you could tell that this man was quite wealthy, even without looking at his clothes and aura.

"Hello, Uncle! Hello, Auntie!"

Xu Jinhuan greeted them politely, and then waved to Chen Xingyu as well, "Hello, Xingyu!"

Chen Guiliang smiled and nodded, while Yu Peishan laughed and said, "Hello, you're so tall! You're quite handsome."

Chen Xingyu curiously sized up Xu Jinhuan, who seemed a little shy around strangers and hid behind Chen Xingruo. Chen Xingruo patted his head and teased Xu Jinhuan, "Look, even a little kid is afraid of you..."

Yu Peishan asked Chen Xingyu to greet them, and he only managed to say "Hello, brother" before sitting down between his two older sisters and refusing to move.

After placing the order, Xu Jinhuan delivered the gift. To her surprise, Chen Xingyu seemed genuinely happy. Xu Jinhuan was slightly taken aback, as she had initially thought that given Chen Guiliang's wealth, Chen Xingyu would be completely indifferent to these toys. It seemed that his upbringing was quite strict, and he wasn't someone who indulged his every whim.

'Perhaps they learned from their failure to educate Chen Xingruo…'

He maliciously speculated in his heart that Chen Xingruo was obviously spoiled. Although she seemed quite clever and did have that side, she also seemed quite naive and innocent at times.

"Did you go house hunting today?"

After exchanging a few pleasantries, Yu Peishan asked, and Xu Jinhuan briefly explained the situation. Yu Peishan smiled and said, "You're quite lucky. Do you have enough money?"

He smiled at Chen Xingzhu and said, "Xingzhu has money, so she definitely won't charge you interest."

Although Xu Jinhuan already knew a certain amount about Yu Peishan from Chen Xingruo, after spending more time with Chen Xingruo and seeing her silly side, she was no longer very trusting. Not knowing what Yu Peishan meant by that, she gave a rather conservative answer: "No need, I've talked to the bank in Suicheng. They have low-interest loans, so there won't be any pressure in repaying them."

Yu Peishan nodded and asked about things like finding an office and registering a company. Seeing that Xu Jinhuan was quite familiar with the process, she only gave him some pointers and didn't say much more.

Seeing that the conversation had reached this point, Chen Guiliang dipped some mushrooms in his bowl and then asked about the main topic: "Did Xingzhu mention the investment to you?" (End of Chapter)