Rebirth Must Be Happy

Chapter 310 [308] Losing means calling someone "husband"
"I'm on, I'm on!"

Xu Jinhuan, undeterred, glanced at the two men through the rearview mirror and said, "Just you wait. Give me some time, and I'll show you what a genius is!"

"what?"

Although Song Zhiyu provoked him, she didn't expect him to actually agree, and asked suspiciously, "You really plan to write it?"

She said very considerately, "If you don't write it, we'll just laugh at you for talking the talk but not walking the walk. But if you actually write it, we'll mock you for writing such terrible stuff."

Chen Xingzhu clearly shared the same thought, saying, "You can just persuade her; you don't need to actually write it yourself."

"Why are you trying to persuade him, sis?"

Chen Xingruo said with dissatisfaction, "Let him write if he wants to. I want to see what he can write... Don't blame me for mocking you later!"

"What a joke! When did I stoop so low that even you can mock me?"

Xu Jinhuan slowed down and entered the residential area, saying casually, "You should focus on practicing singing first. Don't wait until I finish writing the song and then let your singing skills hold me back. If the song doesn't become popular, you'll be in big trouble, I'm telling you."

He was full of confidence. Although he wasn't a professional, he could still belt out a few songs in a karaoke bar. If he couldn't create something original, he could always copy it.
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"I bother!"

Chen Xingruo was so angry she laughed. "You'll die if you don't pretend, won't you? If you can really write a good song, I, I..."

She hesitated a few times, unable to figure out how to express her disbelief and attitude, so she said, "I'll do whatever you want with me!"

"That won't work!"

Before Xu Jinhuan could speak, Song Zhiyu objected, "We need to be clear. We can't make such vague demands. What if he asks you to call him brother-in-law?"

Chen Xingzhu never expected that her sister's quarrel with Xu Jinhuan would be turned on her by Song Zhiyu, so she hit her in annoyance.

"If he can write it down, I'd be willing to call him my brother-in-law, or even my husband."

Chen Xingruo took an even bigger gamble, scoffing twice, "The key question is whether he has the ability to write it?"

Chen Xingzhu finally couldn't hold back any longer and scolded, "Don't talk nonsense."

"I'm not really going to call him husband."

Seeing her sister's anxiety, Chen Xingruo immediately stopped being angry and said with a grin, "If he could write songs, he would have been showing off everywhere by now. How could he have kept a low profile for so long? He definitely can't write them!"

"Then you can wait and call him brother-in-law."

Xu Jinhuan parked the car downstairs, pursed her lips and said, "You two are my witnesses. This wasn't something I asked for; it was something she suggested herself."

Song Zhiyu was very unhappy about him calling her brother-in-law and snorted, "She also said she wanted to call me husband, why don't you let her?"

Chen Xingzhu hit her again and said angrily, "Get out of the car!"

"You're always yelling at me. You're not my sister, and I'm not afraid of you..."

Song Zhiyu muttered to herself, but in truth, she was also a little afraid of Chen Xingzhu. The main reason was that no matter how she tried to probe, she couldn't figure out what Chen Xingzhu was thinking.

Yesterday, she even told Chen Xingzhu about the joke about being betrothed to Xu Jinhuan since childhood, but Chen Xingzhu still acted as if she was watching her ignorant younger sister play around, without any other reaction.

Too scary!

'This woman is terrifyingly dangerous; she must not be allowed to live!'

Song Zhiyu muttered to herself, but she really couldn't think of a way to get rid of her. What if she couldn't beat her and was instead suppressed by her? How embarrassing would that be?

How long will it take you to finish writing it?

Chen Xingruo thought she was quite clever, not giving Xu Jinhuan any loopholes to exploit. "If you can't write it in ten years, do you expect me to wait for you for another ten years?"

"Don't worry, you've been writing for two days, so I'll also have two days. At the latest, it'll be after evening self-study tomorrow."

Xu Jinhuan said nonchalantly, "At least I'll give you a complete song."

"Okay, you said it!"

Chen Xingruo snorted, "Sis, Xiaozhi, you two are my witnesses. If you can't write it down..."

Who are you calling "little one"?

Song Zhiyu interrupted her impatiently, "Show some respect. I'm a judge now. Call me Teacher Song!"

"...If you can't write it, I won't make things difficult for you."

Chen Xingruo pretended not to hear Song Zhiyu's nonsense, "From now on, when you see me, just call me Sister Ruo."

Xu Jinhuan laughed and said, "Is it the 'weak' in 'weak and stupid'?"

"You can interpret it however you like, just agree."

Chen Xingruo wasn't bothered by his provocation at all. "Anyway, it'll only be two days at most. As soon as you see me, you have to call me 'sister'..."

As she spoke, a sudden thought struck her, and she laughed, "Sister, this way he'll be my little brother. If you marry him in the future, can I call you sister-in-law?"

"whispering sound!"

Song Zhiyu pouted, "If that's how it is, if I were to marry my brother, I'd have to call myself sister-in-law!"

"You admit it?" Chen Xingruo exclaimed in surprise, "You admit it, don't you?"

"What do I admit?"

Song Zhiyu blinked in confusion, "Let me give you an example. Like you just said that if you lose, you'll call my brother your husband. Do you really want to marry him?"

"You...you two..."

Chen Xingzhu was a little frustrated, and even wanted to drag her younger sister over and beat her up. Just like Song Zhiyu, her mind was full of strange ideas, and she had no idea what was going on in her head.

"She started talking nonsense... Ah!"

Song Zhiyu turned around to complain, but saw Chen Xingzhu raise his hand and slap her on the buttocks with a "pia" sound, causing her to scream in surprise.

She instinctively covered her buttocks and raised her hand, intending to hit back, but then she saw Chen Xingzhu standing in the corridor wearing a school uniform short-sleeved shirt. Her clear and bright eyes slightly opened, her eyebrows raised, and her originally aloof and refined temperament instantly transformed into a domineering aura.

"..."

Song Zhiyu raised her hand but didn't dare to hit her, pouting in dissatisfaction, "Why did you hit me?"

"It was you who hit."

Chen Xingzhu stared at her and said, "Still calling me 'your brother'? What kind of sister are you?"

'She's angry!'

'She's angry!!'

Song Zhiyu was initially annoyed, but then realized that Chen Xingzhu was angry about her previous words about "arranging a marriage from childhood" and was picking a fight to teach her a lesson.

'She finally got angry!'

Song Zhiyu was overjoyed and no longer cared about being spanked. She turned around and continued upstairs, muttering in a barely audible voice, "I'm not going to stoop to your level..."

Because she was afraid Chen Xingzhu would hear her, she spoke so softly that she couldn't even hear herself, but Chen Xingzhu seemed to have heard her nonetheless, and asked in a cold voice, "What did you say?"

"I didn't say anything..."

Song Zhiyu quickly slid up the stairs, afraid of being slapped again.

She had been running with Chen Xingzhu many times during this period and knew that Xie Wanqing was the weakest among them, while Chen Xingzhu had quite good stamina. In any case, it would be easy for him to beat her and Xie Wanqing.

'I finally figured it out; Chen Xingzhu can get angry too!'

As Song Zhiyu ran uphill, she secretly thought, 'So I won, I came out on top, so I won't stoop to her level. It's not that I'm a coward, nor am I afraid of her…'

"Hahahahaha!"

Chen Xingzhu's phone was still in Song Zhiyu's hands. Although Chen Xingruo couldn't see it in the video, she heard their conversation and immediately guessed what was going on. A villainous laugh came from the phone, "Got beaten up, huh? I'll call you... *beep*!"

Enraged, Song Zhiyu hung up the phone.

"Oh, you're back?"

"Yeah... I just got back..."

Song Zhiyu looked up and saw that she hadn't even reached the third floor yet, but she could already hear Xu Jinhuan opening the door and greeting Xie Wanqing from the fourth floor. She angrily shrieked, "Xu Jinhuan, you're disloyal! I was hit, and you just ran away?"

Hearing her shout, Xie Wanqing asked Xu Jinhuan in surprise, "What's wrong with Zhizhi?"

"Too arrogant, Xingzhu slapped him."

Xu Jinhuan lowered his voice and laughed, making no attempt to hide his schadenfreude. Fearing she might misunderstand, he added, "He spanked her."

The little girl has been a bit too arrogant these past few days, making him quite uncomfortable, but he can't say anything, otherwise she might overinterpret it. It's great that Chen Xingzhu can teach her a lesson; Xu Jinhuan almost couldn't help but cheer just now.

He sneaked away and pretended not to see her; he had already given Song Zhiyu face.

"Are you my brother?"

Song Zhiyu ran up, panting, and leaned against the door frame, accusingly saying in broken sentences, "Xu Jinhuan...you come out here!"

Xu Jinhuan ran to the bathroom to wash her hands and face. Xu Haiguang and Song Xiaohui, unaware of what was going on, asked with smiles, "What's wrong? You're so tired, yet you still remember to settle accounts with him..."

He abandoned me!

Song Zhiyu, breathless, complained, "Sister Xing... Sister Xingzhu hit me, and not only did my brother not help me, he ran away..."

Song Xiaohui laughed and said, "Then next time he gets beaten, you won't care."

"Auntie, didn't you hear me?"

Song Zhiyu's eyes widened, looking somewhat incredulous. "I already told you, Sister Xingzhu hit me, you have to help me..."

Just as she was about to complain, she heard Chen Xingzhu's sweet voice calling from behind: "Uncle, Auntie, I'm back."

"whoosh"

Song Zhiyu, who had her back to Chen Xingzhu, didn't turn around or complain after hearing this. She ran away in a flash to avoid getting slapped again. "I'm going to wash my hands. Dinner's almost ready!"

(End of this chapter)