Team Spirit

Chapter 161 : If you win, you're a hired gun; if you lose, you're the one being shot.

Chapter 161 (1 words): If you win, you're a hired gun; if you lose, you're the one being shot.
But then again, Modric can only focus on spiritual and cultural development now, while Ronaldo is still getting his teeth straightened.

How strong can Fabregas really be?
It was precisely because both sides were "bad" that Wenger stated publicly before the match: "It is inappropriate for a player like Lu Kai to play in the third round of the EFL Cup."

“He should give young players more opportunities. He himself came from that era, and he knows what these kinds of competitions mean for kids.”

The implication is that Dartford didn't give enough leeway.

Alfred responded, "At Lu Kai's age, he would be considered one of the younger players in Arsenal's starting lineup."

"Sanxiao" is a vulgar term in Southern Fujian dialect.

Dartford's Chinese language courses are no longer limited to Mandarin; players are starting to take pride in learning the local dialect.

"Besides, regarding the issue of playing time, Lu told me very seriously that it's a matter of respect for the EFL Cup!" Alfred pulled out his Swiss salute, so what could anyone say?
The Football League Association, the organizer of the EFL Cup, was deeply moved.

Dartford and Lu Kai were immediately featured on the homepage.

The title is also quite outrageous – "The Gunners' March: The Triple Crown Winners of the EFL Cup!"
Gunman, not Green Gun.

This is the highest respect for Green Gun.

Arsenal fans erupted in insults, but they had to admit that they now had to start calling themselves "Red Guns" to the outside world, otherwise people would say, "You guys seem to have something to say about Lu Kai!"
That guy is from the next team!

Internally, Wenger encouraged the players: "This is your best chance to beat Dartford, this is their weakest squad."

Wiltord wanted to say, "But we also have the weakest lineup."

Wenger: "And you are the elite troops I have handpicked! I know many of you are worried about Lu Kai's abilities, but don't worry."

"Lu Kai is a player who relies heavily on his teammates. His abilities are very well-rounded, not because he was born with them, but because he was designed to adapt to different teammates."

"Essentially, Lu is a support player! Haven't you noticed that Dartford has produced a lot of stars?"

"This means that Dartford has always been an All-Star team, it just hasn't been discovered yet. With NBA-level teammates, Lu Kai is naturally able to put up impressive numbers."

"But when his teammates are from the CBA, his true level will be exposed!"

Arsenal's young players are full of confidence and too easily fooled.

After everyone left, Wiltord asked with a complicated expression, "Professor, do you... really think so?"

Wenger gave a wry smile: "Who would think that, except for those Catalans?"

"I'm just doing a final check, because if this answer is wrong, then the correct answer would be terrible!"

If it weren't for a group of NBA players who elevated Lu Kai to the status of a GOAT...

That means Lu Kai has brought a group of CBA, or at most NCAA, players into the NBA and turned them into vice GOATs.

So what exactly is Lu Kai?
In any case, Wenger finds it hard to accept that the team has lost such a valuable asset.

Putting everything else aside, Lu Kai's achievements alone are enough for Arsenal to build a new stadium, and the team wouldn't have to bear such a heavy debt burden.

Ironically, Arsenal dismissed Lu Kai precisely because the team was preparing to renovate the stadium and needed to cut costs across the board.

This is a perfect example of saving money where it counts, cutting staff on the most vital lines of the economy.

……

"The quality of the grass here is quite good."

Fabregas specifically squatted down to feel the quality of the grass on the Penguin Stadium.

It's hard to imagine how dilapidated this place was back then, that Wenger would rather forgo millions of pounds in ticket revenue than play a match at Highbury.

"Is that Lu?" Fabregas secretly glanced at Lu Kai a few times.

As one of the three La Masia stars, he, Messi, and Pique can be said to be a generation that "grew up listening to Lu Kai's stories".

Especially the rivalry between Iniesta and Lu Kai.

In Catalonia, Fabregas has always been told that Iniesta's talent far surpasses Lu Kai's.

But after Ronaldinho joined Barcelona, ​​he actually said that Lu Kai was a genius of the same level as him.

This broke the hearts of many Barcelona fans.

This has also raised questions among some fans who are trapped in an information cocoon by the Catalan media.

After Fabregas arrived in England, the information he received was an extreme reversal.

Here, people never talk about Iniesta; putting his name together with Lu Kai is disrespectful to other great stars.

Because Lu's name is often associated with Beckham, Henry, Vieira, Alan Shearer, Lampard, Gerrard, and Owen.

And the headlines are often "Lu Kai defeats XXX".

Let's take a look at Lu Kai's team honors and individual honors. He won nineteen championships in four years and five seasons!
He's won numerous awards, including top scorer, top assist provider, and MVP.

With this amount of honors, even if you gave half of them to Barcelona players, they could all be crowned football kings.

People often say that British football is prone to self-congratulation, but now it seems that football information from other regions is simply not open to the public.
Otherwise, no matter if it's France, Germany, Spain, the Netherlands, Italy, or Portugal, the younger generation will all lose their value for media hype.

Even if you're awesome, can you be as awesome as Lu Kai?

Fabregas is indeed two years younger than Lu Kai, but he won't be any different two years from now. The difference of dozens of trophies is something many people can't make up for in their entire lives.

"Perhaps it's just because he used to play in amateur leagues?"

"Perhaps it's simply because the lower levels of professional football in England are of a lower standard?"

Fabregas recalled a comment he often saw about Lu Kai.

He used to not understand why people always used the same language to describe Lu Kai.

But now he understands, because it's the only way to hypnotize himself.

Aside from that, you can only admit that Lu Kai is another Ronaldo.

Ronaldo is an icon, so how can an icon be a person of Asian descent?

What's the difference between this and saying that God has yellow race ancestry?
Xiuquan: Hehe!

South Korea: News articles proving that Soo-chon is Korean based on his name have already been written!

With the sound of a whistle, the Gunners Derby Youth Edition began.

After a difficult comparison, Huang Jianxiang read out Arsenal's starting lineup:
Kanu, Aliadiere
Thomas, Fabregas, Gaspar, Wiltord

Klich, Sagan, Tafraidis, Hoyt
Stark

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In the third minute, Fabregas made a series of passes, helping Arsenal stabilize the midfield and displaying his commanding presence.

He moved to the left and delivered a cross.

Kanu and Curtis Davis fiercely contested for position, but neither of them jumped, and the ball slid past the goal and went out of bounds.

Kanu turned around and gave Fabregas a thumbs up.

Wenger was also applauding from the sidelines.

Good, clear thinking, and his personal ability is sufficient to support Fabregas's observation of the game situation.

In the sixth minute, Arsenal's through ball was intercepted by Li Weifeng, and Fabregas and Barton received half the ball in the defensive midfield position.

Barton made a flying tackle, dispossessing the ball and bringing Fabregas down in the process.

Fabregas was both angry and fearful, gaining a new understanding of the intensity of the English First Division.

In the eighth minute, Lu Kai dropped back to receive the ball and participated in the team's midfield organization, while signaling left-back Williams to move forward.

As a seasoned striker, Gaspar knew that Lu Kai was a tough opponent, so he didn't try to steal the ball.

But young Fabregas was fearless and unafraid of danger.

Many midfield commanders lose their organizational ability as soon as they get a chance to attack, so he needs to test whether Lu Kai is qualified to be a playmaker.

For example, he just learned a lesson from Patton.

Now it's Lu Kai's turn!

If Lu Kai is not up to the task, then the midfield position for this match will belong to Arsenal...

Lu Kai used a feint shot to change direction, dribbled past Fabregas, and then passed the ball to Williams who had made a run down the left flank.

At the same time, I moved forward myself.

Williams received the ball and went down the wing, but Hoyt marked him closely, leaving him no option to cross. He could only pass the ball back to Lu Kai.

Lu Kai stepped on the ball and waited for a second.

When Faker came up to him from behind, Lu Kai was about to make a cross pass to Barton, and if he made the pass immediately, Faker might disrupt it.

So they simply gave Fabregas a chance to get back on defense.

As for whether Fabregas, who has positioned himself well defensively, will hinder Lu Kai's subsequent attacks... that's not important.

Lu Kai immediately moved forward after passing the ball.

Having just accelerated, decelerated, and come to a stop, how could Xiao Fa possibly regain speed?
She could only reach out and tug at Lu Kai.

But Lu Kai's fierce swing left Xiao Fa's arm burning.

Barton hits a through ball against the wall.

Full of tacit understanding.

Lu Kai drove straight into the penalty area, and when he reached the vicinity of the six-yard box, he passed the ball back with his left foot in a triangular pass.

Murray was unmarked a meter from the penalty spot and fired a precise shot.

The football rolled into the far corner.

"GOAL!"

"One to zero! Murray has completed a shooting practice session!"

"Lu Kai dribbled past Fabregas twice during an attack and easily entered the penalty area."

"Their effortless demeanor made me feel that they were not opponents of the same level."

Many people are sighing.

When you watch Fabregas play, you'll be impressed by his mature and seasoned demeanor that belies his age, and you'll think he's excellent.

But when you compare him to Lu Kai, you realize that Lu Kai, who seems ordinary, actually has a sense of mastery when compared to the genius.

In that last play, from his movements to his expression, Lu Kai and Zidane were practically identical.

That calm and collected demeanor and that fatal assist—it wasn't pretentious at all, but it really was!
Fabregas almost ground his teeth to powder.

After that goal, Arsenal clearly realized that their attempts to start from midfield were going to be difficult.

Dartford's high pressing put them under a lot of pressure.

In the 14th minute, Fabregas could only launch attacks through long passes.

Aliadire and Li Weifeng fiercely fought for position, with the former ultimately falling down.

But the referee did not blow the whistle.

"Normal confrontation?" Xiao Fa was surprised.

He could feel the pain in Aliadire's body.

In the 23rd minute, Dartford's possession rate increased significantly.

This essentially determined who would dominate possession of the ball in this match.

Dartford didn't have a strong desire to keep possession, but with Lu Kai's help, their midfield clearly created an overwhelming advantage.

Barton made a forward run down the left flank, but after receiving a pass from Lu Kai, he couldn't find a good opportunity, so he passed the ball back to Lu Kai.

Lu Kai appeared to be a left winger, but he was actually a left attacking midfielder. He made a one-touch through ball into the penalty area, breaking through Arsenal's entire defense.

Right winger Valbuena makes a sprint off the ball, receives it, and dribbles past Arsenal goalkeeper Stark who is rushing out.

Unfortunately, due to his contorted body posture and difficulty in exerting force, he was unable to deliver a powerful punch and was thwarted by Xigan in front of the goal.

In the 37th minute, Lu Kai passed the ball back to Amorim, pointing to the right.

Amorim played a through ball down the right flank.

Valbuena repeatedly accelerated and decelerated to attack the wing, finally delivering a cross while being double-teamed.

His individual skills are quite impressive.

Murray volleyed the ball from outside the six-yard box.

Unfortunately, he was too worried about kicking the ball too far, so he didn't put enough power into it, and the ball was too slow, allowing Stark to catch it.

Arsenal commander Cesc Fàbregas was covered in sweat.

Lu Kai's passes on the left wing are incredibly dangerous, and he's also very good at creating opportunities for his teammates; we can't afford to ignore him.

However, Valbuena's breakthrough on the right is too strong, so we also need to double-team him.

The team is already exhausted from the defensive pressure.

There's no hope in sight.

In the 45th minute, Green Gunners' right-back Jefferson dribbled forward, beat Amorin with a one-two, and then delivered a through ball while making a high-speed run forward himself.

Don't forget, Jefferson, an all-position player, was originally a forward.

Valbuena receives the ball and advances.

Clichy anticipated that Jefferson would come down the baseline, so he positioned himself slightly to the outside, which also allowed him to cover Jefferson's upcoming defensive zone, achieving two goals at once.

This is a very smart defensive choice.

But... Valbuena cut inside directly.

Dartford places great importance on the "cut-in" technique.

No matter what foot or position you have, just cut inside and you're done!

Klich hurriedly retreated to defend.

As a result, Valbuena then flicked the ball outwards again, easily getting it to the byline.

Klich's approach shifted from "one defense against two" to "no defense at all," which was counterproductive. He should have focused on Valbuena from the beginning.

At least it can provide some effective interference and obstruction.

Xigan was forced to come out.

Valbuena passed the ball back to Jefferson.

Jefferson met the ball and crossed it in.

Murray gained the upper hand in the penalty area, but Tafraidis still followed up.

Both players jumped, but the ball failed to create a shot on goal.

It bounced towards the outside of the restricted area.

Amorim burst into the penalty area and unleashed a follow-up shot on the ball.

Tafradis made a brilliant save, stretching out his leg to block the ball to the left.

The football bounced up.

Lu Kai jumped up in front of the goal and headed the ball into the net.

"GOAL! Two to zero!"

Lu Kai scores with a header on the rebound!

"Arsenal's defense in the penalty area is weak, and Amorim and Lu Kai have both been given wide-open spaces!"

"Tafraidis performed well, but unfortunately, one man can't fight four men."

On the sidelines, Wenger shook his head.

Lu Kai's ability to read the game is too strong.

The two sides didn't have a good understanding of each other, and there were some loopholes.

But Lu Kai always focused on exploiting these loopholes to achieve results.

Conversely, Fabregas was also able to find some loopholes, but he couldn't make a big deal out of them.

This is thanks to Dartford's habit of pressing high up the pitch.

The first half ended immediately.

Arsenal are down by two goals.

But it's not that there's no chance.

Fifteen minutes later, the two sides switched sides and resumed play.

In the 46th minute, Fabregas, having regained his composure, unleashed a long-range shot.

The quality is quite high.

Unfortunately, Foster had been conserving his energy for a long time, so he could still manage to make one or two big blunders.

In the 51st minute, Arsenal were awarded a corner kick.

Davis headed the ball away, clearing it out of the penalty area.

Arsenal's right-back Hoyt, who was left behind, headed the ball back, wanting to launch an attack directly.

As a result, although his header was powerful, the landing point was poor, and it landed directly at Li Weifeng's feet.

Li Weifeng dribbled forward, preparing to launch a counter-attack.

Thomas immediately pulled Li Weifeng, causing him to fall to the ground.

The referee put the whistle in his mouth but did not blow it.

Because the offensive is advantageous.

boom!
Lu Kai was the first to arrive at the football and delivered a super through pass with a [Super-Surgical Knife].

At this point, both teams were in Dartford's half, so there was no need to consider offside.

The 1.63-meter-tall Valbuena unleashed his absolute speed, quickly overtaking Cygan to become the player at the forefront, and was presented with a super one-on-one opportunity.

As he dribbled forward, the players behind him couldn't close the distance at all.

He slowed down after entering the penalty area, preparing to shoot.

Stark had no choice but to launch an attack.

boom!
Valbuena, far corner.

The football went into the goal without any trouble.

"Oh, it's three to zero!"

"All three of Dartford's attacking tridents have scored."

"That counter-attack was very Dartford."

"Although Valbuena is not as fast as Madeira in terms of absolute speed, Valbuena is just as good at short bursts of speed and ball control."

Are Arsenal going to continue their winless streak in the Champions League cup competition?

"Wiltold was frustrated. As one of the few key players on the team, he received special treatment from Barton today and hardly appeared on camera."

Morale is something that can easily collapse if it breaks down.

In the 55th minute, Valbuena made a dribble down the right flank and crossed the ball, creating a corner kick.

He took the corner kick himself.

Lu Kai jumps from the near post.

The high-altitude magnetic poles interfered with the surrounding players vying for the ball, preventing anyone from touching it.

The ball hit Davis behind them.

It bounced over.

Stark rushed out to catch the ball.

However, after landing, Lu Kai fell backward and used the momentum to kick forward, taking the lead in the shot.

The football went through Stark's legs and into the goal.

"This... four to zero!"

"They've blown them out of the game! Lu Kai has thrashed Arsenal!"

Two goals and two assists!

Lu Kai rushed onto the court, and the next moment, a divine celebration erupted.

The entire audience chanted in unison: "Luuuuu!"

Although there were only 6,000 people, the commotion was comparable to that of 60,000!

The camera then focused on Fabregas.

This 16-year-old and 177-day-old player set a new record for Arsenal's youngest appearance.

But if this record is accompanied by a disgrace, Arsenal will find it difficult to promote it widely.

Wenger grimaced helplessly in his seat.

He already has the answer to that question.

In 1999, Arsenal acquired Thierry Henry, the legendary striker. But at the same time, they lost Lu Kai, the king of strikers.

In the 62nd minute, Fabregas still hadn't given up and delivered a brilliant through ball.

Thomas delivered a cross.

Kanu, who is 1.93 meters tall, heads the ball towards the goal.

Unfortunately, it hit the wrong spot.

He should have had some advantage over Dartford's defenders, especially on this particular play where he was significantly taller than Li Weifeng.

But they just couldn't score.

In fact, both of Arsenal's strikers in this match have had extremely poor goal-scoring efficiency throughout their careers.

Kanu only scored double-digit goals in the season when Henry arrived, after which he was pushed aside by Henry, and his playing style has drifted further and further away from Arsenal's. In the past three seasons, he has averaged less than four goals.

Aliadière scored a lot of goals in Arsenal's youth academy. He was directly signed by Arsenal from Clairefontaine, the holy land of French football, for 2.3 million euros after Lu Kai's serious injury.

He scored goals like crazy in the youth training team, making everyone completely forget about Lu Kai.

He will later become the highest scorer in the FA Youth Cup.

However, he never achieved success in the senior team.

Whether at Arsenal, Middlesbrough, West Ham United, Wolves, or elsewhere, he has never scored more than five goals in a single season.

With those two forwards in front of him, Lu Kai felt incredibly secure.

Arsenal then made a substitution.

Ryan Smith replaced Thomas.

Young people in 1986.

Dartford refused to back down and substituted Modric for Amorim.

Who doesn't have a few weaklings at home?

In the 73rd minute, Valbuena once again won a corner kick thanks to his individual skill.

This time, Valbuena and Modric took a tactical corner kick, with Valbuena passing to Modric, who then crossed the ball.

Davis headed the ball with a score close to ten points.

As a result, Stark seemed to possess a divine spirit, able to save these miraculous shots that he couldn't make of other shots.

Lu Kai rushed to the goalpost and deflected the ball into the goal with his left foot.

Stark, lying on the ground, scooped the ball out of the goal with one hand, causing chaos in the penalty area.

However, the referee pointed to the center circle and blew his whistle, indicating that the goal was valid.

"Oh! The referee saw it clearly; the ball had completely crossed the goal line."

"Five to zero! Lu Kai is on fire! He completes a hat-trick!"

"Two rebound shots are enough to prove how terrifying his nose for goal is!"

"You know, Lu Kai often manages to retrieve the ball in front of the goal when he plays midfield, so it's not surprising that he performs like this when he plays as a striker!"

Lu Kai rushed to the corner flag area, with Barton and Modric on his left and right, and the three of them tilted their heads together and made a violin-playing motion.

Gilardino, watching from the stands, was thoroughly enjoying the move: "That was a great move, I'd like to use it sometime! I'll ask Captain Lu for permission."

Drogba nodded: "I've always admired Lu's knee slide, but I can never quite replicate his effect. I'll have to ask him for some pointers someday."

Ashley Young joked, "People always say that Lu's dribbling isn't smooth enough, but little do they know that Lu uses all his lubricant on his knees. His sliding knees are smoother than anyone else's, hahaha!"

None of the teammates laughed.

Crouch looked at Ashley Young, who was half his height, and asked, "What is lubricant?"

Ashley Young's expression changed: "Ah...oh...uh..."

Ribery shook his head: "He's always like that. He never says anything when you ask him anything. He's not straightforward enough."

Duff smiled without saying a word.

Ashley Young has already said everything, hasn't he?
Ah, oh, uh... where do these kinds of syllables usually appear?
That's right, it's the elementary school pinyin vowel table!

Both sides then made another substitution.

Arsenal substituted right-back Spicer for Hoyt.

The player the latter was matched up against today was Lu Kai, and Lu Kai currently has three goals and two assists. So tell me whose fault it is!

For Dartford, Vardy replaced Valbuena, who is four months younger than Fabregas.

People often say that Arsenal has a youth storm, but what color is youth?
Green, of course!
Therefore, no one understands the youth storm better than Green Gun!
In addition, Kompany replaced Barton, who was only seventeen years old.

This changed Dartford's formation to 5-3-2, with Lu Kai moving from left winger to midfield.

In the 78th minute, Arsenal naturally continued their attack; at this score, there was no point in defending.

After Dartford intercepted the ball, they launched a counter-attack. Modric dribbled down the left flank and surprisingly displayed quite good dribbling talent.

The key was that he didn't rush to pass the ball.

The opponent assumed he was going to pass, so they didn't try to block his advance.

As a result, he kept pushing the ball all the way past the halfway line.

When the other party was about to stop him.

He deliberately cut inside, a bold move that allowed him to use his speed and angle to shake off the defender.

Another opposing defender also moved closer.

Modric then used a croquet-like move to break through the defense, only to be pulled to the ground by his opponent.

Gaspar was dyed yellow.

There was constant applause at the scene.

Some people think Modric dribbled for too long, showing signs of holding onto the ball too long.

However, some people think Modric handled it very well. If it weren't for the foul, he could have even pulled off a solo run!

This ability is precisely what Wenger was most satisfied with about Fabregas before the match.

Arsenal spent £2.8 million to sign Cesc Fabregas this summer.

Dartford acquired Modric for only three plane tickets and a gift of two or three thousand pounds.

"The ball is fairly central to the goal, but a bit far, about 28 meters away. Taking a tactical free kick would be reasonable, but..."

At the scene, the fans didn't care about any of that.

"Lu Kai!"

"Lu Kai!"

"Lu Kai!"

The green penguins couldn't contain themselves any longer; they shouted Lu Kai's name and paid to watch Lu Kai kick a free kick.

They were both top-ranked figures, but Lu Kai refused them.

The Dartford players naturally had no objections.

And so, the two sides formed a human wall in front of Arsenal's penalty area.

Lu Kai looked for the valve core, placed the soccer ball, and then took five steps back and forth.

Recently, he has significantly reduced his use of free kicks with curves.

Some of the players were even given to Valbuena to play.

Because he is doing strength training, his strength has already changed to some extent.

Therefore, the accuracy of free kicks will be affected.

But for the elevator ball, the greater the force, the stronger it will become.

boom!
As Lu Kai unleashed a powerful kick.

The football, like a black and white dragon, soared into the sky, flew over the wall of players, and then swooped down, as if to devour Stark.

As a member of the human wall, Fabregas will never forget that feeling of fear.

He turned his head to look in mid-air.

The soccer ball wobbled in all directions.

Forget about pouncing on him, even if he wanted to dodge, it felt like he couldn't escape!

At this moment, the hail of bullets became a tangible reality.

Swish!
Stark made no saves from start to finish.

He was rooted to the spot, while the football had already found its way into the net.

“GOAL!!!”

"Six to zero!"

"The massacre is not over yet, the competition continues!"

"Lu Kai's signature elevator ball technique amazed everyone!"

"I don't know if it's just my imagination, but I feel like Lu Kai's Kickball is stronger than before!"

"That kick was absolutely terrifying. After losing the ball, Stark's first reaction was to swallow hard, as if he had just escaped a close call."

"The entire Arsenal team has remained silent."

"Big Four!"

"Lu Kai hasn't scored such an impressive goal in a long time."

"I feel like the fans probably don't want him to go back to playing in midfield."

"No matter how good Zidane is, the fans still love Ronaldo the most."

After that goal, the game was completely over.

Arsenal were too embarrassed to even launch an attack.

I was riddled with bullets today.

In the 86th minute, Jefferson made a run down the wing but couldn't find an attacking opportunity, so he passed the ball back.

Modric suddenly passed the ball without stopping it, sending it directly into the penalty area.

The pace of the game suddenly accelerated!
He had made similar passes in previous European competitions.

This time, his pass was even more accurate.

Those who worked with him also started earlier!

"Lu Kai made a forward run... beautiful, he seemed to have anticipated Modric's sudden long pass... it was a one-on-one opportunity... but the ball was a bit too deep."

Near the byline of the penalty area, the ball arrives just as the player does.

Lu Kai raised his right leg and fired a shot, completing a very close-range attack.

The sirens behind him were unable to interfere with him.

Stark, standing in front of the goal, was certain he had blocked all shooting angles.

Unexpectedly, Lu Kai presented the dish in an arc.

The football had a slight curling or chipping motion, flying past his left hand towards the far corner.

boom!
The football hit the post and bounced into the goal.

“GOAL!!!”

"They've gone mad! They've really gone on a killing spree!"

"Seven to zero! Lu Kai showed Arsenal absolutely no mercy!"

"Arsenal don't deserve to be called the Gunners, because they are the 'gunners'!"

"Lu Kai is in such great form today. He didn't grimac or ecstatic. He just kept taking one step at a time, looking up at the sky, waiting for the fifth ball to come and connect the stars!"

"Regardless of the final result this season, Green Gun fans will probably never forget today."

Sixteen-year-old Fabregas looked at Lu Kai in the distance, who had scored five goals!

This gap is too big!

Has Iniesta surpassed Lu Kai?

It's absolutely impossible!
After performing the rap with the stadium commentator, Fabregas burst into tears.

Wenger was moved by this.

In fact, he was satisfied with Fabregas' performance in this match; it was just that Lu Kai was too abnormal.

But Wenger was even more pleased with Fabregas's tears.

The assistant asked, "Should we send Fabregas to the youth team for some training?"

Wenger shook his head: "The last player to be brought to tears by Lu Kai was Cristiano Ronaldo. After that match, Ferguson gave Ronaldo the number seven jersey at Manchester United."

The assistant was terrified.

Wenger: "Did Fabregas mention in his introductory interview which number he liked?"

Assistant: "Number four, his idol is Guardiola."

Wenger thought for a moment and said, "What a pity, this jersey is on Vieira."

The assistant thought Wenger meant that the number four jersey was on Vieira, so unfortunately Fabregas wouldn't be able to wear it.

Little did he know... what I mean is, it's a pity Vieira wore the wrong jersey, sooner or later we'll send you to Fatten's wardrobe!

Vieira: ? ? ?

Finally, the referee blew his whistle after Kompany cleared the ball with a header.

Not a single second of extra time was added.

This is the greatest mercy you can show to the young men at Arsenal.

However, to Fabregas's surprise, Lu Kai actually approached him after the game to exchange jerseys.

This is a match-worn jersey from Arsenal's first game as a loyal and righteous player, packed with all the essentials, and its future value should be quite high.

Lu Kai plans to auction off the jersey the summer Fabregas forcibly transfers back to Barcelona. He believes that many Arsenal die-hard fans will spend a lot of money to acquire the jersey and then burn it.

At this point, it has become art!
After the match, Wenger said with some helplessness in an interview with reporters: "I said before the match that a player like Lu Kai should not participate in this kind of competition."

"It is recommended that the FA introduce a restrictive bill requiring teams like Dartford to commit not to use the Land 57 before the EFL Cup semi-final!"

Lu Kai, five goals, number seven.

Wenger also understands abbreviations.

However, netizens quickly modified his nickname, using "657" to refer to Lu Kai.

Whenever someone asks why Lu Kai is number 657, people tell them that in Fabregas's first match for Arsenal, Lu Kai wore the number seven jersey and scored five goals.

But then a seasoned fan will point out the omission: "You're wrong. The 7 in 657 refers to Lu Kai's two assists in that game, which brought his total to seven goals!"

In contrast to the jubilation of Celtics fans, Lu Kai remained very restrained in front of the camera: "Is Fabregas worthless? No, Fabregas is an excellent player, he has great potential."

"I have no doubt that he will reach his peak at Arsenal, become an excellent star, and make his due contribution to Barcelona."

Reporter: "Lu Kai, you misspoke. It wasn't for Barcelona, ​​it was for Arsenal."

Lu Kai nodded: "Yes, then I'll just consider it a slip of the tongue."

Our lives are full of clues, but only the wise can see them in advance.

……

BBC: "Arsenal rests key players in the EFL Cup, only Lu Kai insists on beating up the younger players! Is this the kind of Arsenal derby fans are looking forward to?"

The Voice of the Green Guns: "Seven to zero! This is the game Green Guns fans have been waiting for! The heart of London is once again in Dartford!"

Sky Sports: "The Green Guns beat the Red Guns again! If last season's FA Cup was due to the format, what excuse do Arsenal have this time?"

The Echo: "Five goals and two assists! Lu Kai could win the EFL Cup top scorer title in just one game!"

Manchester Evening News: "Premier League leaders Dartred suffer a humiliating 7-0 defeat to League One third-placed Dartford! Arsenal should relinquish their top spot!"

This match was earth-shattering.

After all, it's all hype.

However, the best-written media outlet has to be The Sun, which composed a song for Fabregas: "La Masia was too much pressure, so he came to Arsenal."

"Undefeated in the league, they suffered a brutal massacre at the hands of the Green Gunners in League One!"

"Lu, a winger with five goals and two assists, is actually inferior to Iniesta?"

"I interviewed Fabregas after the match, and he said, 'Mom, I miss Barcelona! I miss Barcelona!'"

Barcelona fans, sensing the situation, rushed over to see what was going on.

It's worth noting that when news broke that Fabregas was going to break the record for youngest player to appear in this match, many people said that Barcelona was a level above.

When players from their youth academy come to the Premier League, it's considered "technical aid."

After seeing the score and the news, Barcelona fans fell silent.

"Isn't that normal? Fabregas couldn't make it at La Masia, so he went to Arsenal."

"Yes, although he performed well in the youth team, he could never make it into Barcelona's first team."

“There are plenty of La Masia players of Fabregas’ level; he doesn’t represent the highest level of Barcelona’s youth academy.”

"Arsenal's squad also has problems; it's all young players. Dartford, on the other hand, has an even younger average age, but they're all veterans. Lu Kai started playing at fifteen, so his performance is normal."

For some reason, every single thing these Barcelona fans say is problematic and contradictory, yet they always manage to make it sound perfectly reasonable.

As fluid as Barcelona's beautiful ball control.

Barcelona fans quickly found Lu Kai's weakness.

Mundo Deportivo: "Playing a garbage match for a full 90 minutes, does Lu Kai really think he's an iron man?"

Daily Sport: "Datford may face multiple charges, including illegally employing child labor, overusing players, and making players work overtime in violation of regulations. They made Lu Kai play nearly 250 games in four years!"

All Dartford's matches are available for review.

Lu Kai's extravagant appearances have been unearthed.

Amateur competitions are another story; the intensity of the matches is limited, and there's not much difference between two matches and one.

The same applies to lower-level professional competitions; only cup competitions might have some intensity.

However, Lu Kai's starting appearances have been under scrutiny since last season.

This season, Lu Kai continues to play in all kinds of matches.

My teammates take turns resting, but I don't. If you need me, just use QQ!
If Lu Kai weren't the owner of Green Gun, he would have reported it long ago.

"Does Lu Kai think he's Nedved? Nedved is an iron man; he can play every game of the season. What about him?"

"Don't come crying to me if you get hurt by this kind of person."

"I hate people who take advantage of their youth and fearlessness to run around recklessly on the field, calling it bravery and hard work, when in reality they are useless! Such people will eventually break down!"

"We at Barcelona would never recommend this kind of player. We would never allow players to play every game from the age of sixteen, exhausting the team's resources and overworking young players!"

Various hypocritical and self-righteous statements have emerged.

But they were right about one thing.

Lu Kai is truly not afraid of getting hurt.

He would rather be tired or injured himself than have problems with his teammates.

After all, a teammate's injury can easily last for several months.

And he... ten minutes!

I've only used one bottle of those kidney tonics so far.

Now that Kayla and Ivanka both meet the criteria for medication, if anything really happens, Lu Kai can just recite the "Bing Xin Jue" for half an hour.

If the heart is pure as ice, one will not be alarmed even if the sky falls; one will remain calm amidst all changes; one's spirit will be serene and at peace...

Just because he couldn't hold on last time doesn't mean he won't be able to hold on next time.

Eva Green: Delicious, I love it, and I want more!
[Ding! Fabregas has activated "Fabregas's Captain's Armband" for you, granting you the new special effect "The Four Loyal Gentlemen"]

[The Four Loyal Gentlemen: Each season, one player can be designated to receive one of four templates: Loyalty, Ambition, Self-Interest, or Fame. These templates will provide additional growth through training and matches. The four templates correspond to passing, shooting, dribbling, and overall defense, respectively. When a player leaves the team, the additional growth will be returned to the armband and converted into attribute points, player skills, and player items.]

???

This……

Good grief, you're not even going to mention the side effects?

Fa Zhongyi, Fan Xiongxin, Na Sili, Song Gongming.

Is this something our Green Gun can touch?
Even Arsenal, a club of great stature, has suffered such an insult.

If I, Arsenal, am green, then I'll really be greened by these players, won't I?
This is a tough character who would make us a laughing stock!
(End of this chapter)

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