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Chapter 741 Hu Cheng: Run! The bride has hanged herself! [2 Updates]

"Oh my god!"

Qi Saiyu fell to the ground with a thud, feeling as if her buttocks had been split into four pieces!

Without even rubbing her bottom, Qi Saiyu got up and ran, running all the way back to her boudoir.

She plopped down on the bed, burying her burning hot little face deep in the blankets:

I wonder if my brother-in-law mentioned it to him yet. This is a golden opportunity!
……

Lu Zhishen went to eat as soon as he entered the general's mansion. He ate and drank to his heart's content, consuming the entire mansion's food for a whole day.

After eating and drinking his fill, Lu Zhishen took a bath, washed off the blood and grime, and then rummaged through his luggage for clothes.

But then the housekeeper brought over a tray carrying a round-necked gauze hat:

"General, my master invites you to change your clothes and come for a drink!"

Lu Zhishen asked curiously, "If you're going to drink, why dress up as a civil official?"

The steward said with a forced smile, "This humble servant doesn't know either. Perhaps the master saw that the general's robe was torn..."

If it were Wu Song, he would definitely think it over more. Lu Zhishen was a reckless monk who was too lazy to rummage through his clothes, so he just put on the clothes that the steward had sent him.

After soaking in the bath, Lu Zhishen became hungry again and went to the banquet in high spirits.

As Lu Zhishen emerged from his room, he saw the main hall brightly decorated, with offerings made to the God of Happiness and candles prepared. He thought to himself:

Could it be that someone in his family is getting married and he's inviting me to the wedding banquet, which is why he sent me these clothes?
He swaggered in and asked Jin Jie:

Who in your household is getting married?
"I haven't prepared a gift yet, so let's have the feast first and I'll give the gift later!"

Jin Jie said with a forced smile, "Today is an auspicious day!"

"This humble general has a sister-in-law whom he is to marry. I cordially invite the general to come and join us in the wedding ceremony!"

At this moment, Madam Qi had already helped the bride, Qi Saiyu, out. Qi Saiyu secretly lifted her red veil to look at him:

What a frivolous monk!

Is this for my wedding?

Lu Zhishen was taken aback, his face turning as red as a pig's liver. In a panic, he rushed out the door!

When Jin Jie hurriedly chased after him, Lu Zhishen had already vanished in a flash...

When Lady Qi saw that Lu Zhishen had run away, she hurriedly asked Jin Jie:

"My lord, he just ran away like that! Won't that ruin my sister's life?"

Jin Jie: "My lady, don't worry, I'll go and bring him back right away!"

As a result, Lu Zhishen ran to the guest room to get his luggage, then ran to the stable, rode the "Bald Eagle" and left!
Hu Cheng was stunned. He quickly carried his luggage and ran to the stable to retrieve the "black pearl," but was blocked by Jin Jie.

Jin Jie, looking miserable, told Hu Cheng what had happened:

"...What will happen to my wife and sister if the general runs away?"
"Wouldn't this ruin my wife's sister's life?"

In the original novel "The Story of Yue Fei", Niu Gao also ran away, and Jin Jie found Yue Fei, so the marriage was finally settled.

The problem is, how could Jin Jie dare to go to Cai Fu?
Both of them had girlfriends, and Hu Cheng, thinking of his own sister and feeling a sense of shared fate, gave Jin Jie a suggestion:
"If we want this marriage to happen, instead of pursuing Master Lu, we should ask the King of Qi. However, the King of Qi has already taken Jiangzhou..."

"Alright, alright, I'll do you a favor. Just listen to me, do this and that..."

Jin Jie thanked Hu Cheng, who then mounted "Black Pearl" and rode off to catch up with Lu Zhishen.

Following the official road westward, Hu Cheng chased after Lu Zhishen for several miles and saw him sitting on a large rock by the roadside.

She rested her chin on her hands, her eyes unfocused, lost in thought...

"Oh my god, Master!"

Hu Cheng reined in his horse and said anxiously:
"What are you standing there for? Let's go!"

Lu Zhishen leaped to his feet, mounting his horse as he hurriedly asked:
"They've caught up with us?"

"You don't know yet? Someone's died!" Hu Cheng said anxiously, "You ran away, and the bride said she couldn't live anymore. She was hanging herself when I left!"
"I heard the bride is only seventeen and is going to die at such a young age. If we don't leave soon, we'll be in big trouble!"

"what?"

Lu Zhishen was struck dumb: "That soft, delicate body from last night is going to become a hard corpse today?"

While gathering with his brothers in Qingzhou, one of them was holding a big, healthy baby boy, and another's wife was pregnant...

Spurred on by his brothers, Lu Zhishen also began to think about having children, after all, he was approaching forty.

It's hard to say about the 21st century, but the idea of ​​carrying on the family line is still deeply ingrained in this era.

With the desire to carry on the family line in mind, and with a suitable candidate in mind, Lu Zhishen also had worldly desires.

It was just a fleeting moment of worldly desire, nothing more, just a fleeting thought. If we never meet again, the matter will be over.

Given Lu Zhishen's personality, if he didn't strike while the iron was hot, he would forget about Qi Saiyu the very next day.

However, Jin Jie struck while the iron was hot, which caused Lu Zhishen's worldly desires to waver again and again...

However, Lu Zhishen was used to being single, and when the red embroidered ball hit his big head, he instinctively dodged it.

If you dodge it, you dodge it.

Fortunately, Hu Cheng gave him a push, otherwise Lu Zhishen would have missed it.

Upon hearing that Qi Saiyu had hanged herself, Lu Zhishen went mad and rode his "Bald Eagle" back to Guangji Army.

Without stopping, Lu Zhishen rushed into the General's Mansion. As he entered the main hall, he heard someone crying.

Lu Zhishen followed the sound of crying to the back room, where he saw Qi Saiyu, dressed in a bright red wedding gown, lying on the bed with her eyes closed.

Qi Shi hugged Qi Saiyu and wailed loudly, cursing Jin Jie as she cried.

Jin Jie stood to the side, not daring to retort, only silently shedding tears...

"Miss-"

Lu Zhishen roared and rushed forward, grabbing Qi Saiyu's shoulders and shaking her violently while shouting:
"My wife, please don't die—"

"Cough cough cough..."

He shook her so hard she was swaying back and forth, and she woke up coughing violently.

Upon opening her eyes and seeing Lu Zhishen, Qi Saiyu couldn't help but burst into tears:
"My lord, am I dreaming?"

"It's not a dream! It's not a dream!"

When Jin Jie saw that Lu Zhishen had returned and Qi Saiyu had also woken up, he was overjoyed and said to Qi Saiyu:

"Everyone is happy! Everyone is happy!"

Qi glared at him fiercely, and Jin Jie quickly changed the subject:
"Alright, alright! It's good that everyone's alright!"

"The groom is back too, let's hurry up and go to the wedding ceremony, or we'll miss the auspicious day!"

Qi Shi didn't hold a grudge against Lu Zhishen, otherwise she would have definitely scratched a chessboard out of the bald man!

Now that things had come to this, Lu Zhishen couldn't escape either, mainly because Qi Saiyu was holding him tightly and refused to let go.

So Lu Zhishen, his face flushed, reluctantly and reluctantly bowed to Qi Saiyu in marriage...

Hu Cheng watched the whole thing and even acted as a witness for Lu Zhishen and Qi Saiyu's wedding.

After the newlyweds were led to their bridal chamber, Hu Cheng asked Jin Jie with a grin:
"Isn't the plan I gave you brilliant?"
"By the way, Lao Jin, your family's acting was really realistic!"

"Especially your wife's younger sister, she's so lifelike, so incredibly realistic, it's like she really did hang herself..."

"What do you think?"

Jin Jie wiped away a cold sweat, then wiped away a tear:
"When I came back, she had already hanged herself..."

Hu Cheng: Σ(｀д′*ノ)ノ

(End of this chapter)