Do you have the strength to force me to join the Liangshan bandits?

Chapter 737 A Leg That Can't Be Held Up by Ten Thousand Men [1st Update]

"The king has left, it's time for us propaganda team members to get back to work!"

Yan Qing, the propaganda battalion commander, summoned his two deputies, Yue He and Tang Niu'er, and assigned them tasks:
"The Southern Song emperor, in order to seize power, lured the Northern Song emperor to Jingnan under the guise of peace talks."

"First, he ordered the Liao soldiers who had surrendered to him to pretend to be bandits and kill the false emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty, and then he silenced the Liao soldiers."

"In the end, he also deceived the world, saying that he was avenging the false emperor of the Northern Song Dynasty and achieving the goal of annexing the Northern Song Dynasty."

"That's roughly what happened. He thought he could fool the whole world, but how could he fool the King?"

"Brothers turned against each other, seizing the throne; the Southern Song emperor was utterly despicable and shameless!"

"Iron Whistle" Le He curled his lip, and "Little Drought Demon" Tang Niu'er added:
"Just as despicable and shameless as that scoundrel Song Jiang!"

Yan Qing smiled knowingly: "Alright, this time the three of us will split into three groups!"
"I'm in Jiangbei, Brother Lehe is in Jiangnan, and Brother Tang Niu'er is here in Qi Kingdom to spread the word. What do you all think?"

Lehe: "That's right."

Tang Niu'er: "Your brother obeys!"

Tang Niu'er had a very difficult time working under Song Jiang.

Firstly, being an undercover agent is not easy; you have to live in constant fear.

Secondly, Tang Niu'er really has no skills; he can't beat anyone, and all he has is a mouth.

Now things are much better. Under Cai Fu's command, Tang Niu'er has been put to good use, and the propaganda battalion is a perfect match for his expertise.

They spend their days wandering the streets and alleys, gossiping, stirring up trouble, spreading rumors and creating chaos—it couldn't be more enjoyable.

Even if he had to work for free, he would still be motivated to do it for a lifetime, not to mention that he would receive a salary from Cai Fu.

Since the propaganda camp had virtually no requirements for martial arts skills, only for being eloquent, recruiting soldiers was very easy.

It has only been established for half a year and has already recruited 5,000 people, which can be described as a large and powerful force.

He has no other skills, but he can use his words to seduce nuns and persuade brothel owners to reform.

Yan Qing and Yue He each led two thousand men, one heading west and the other south.

Because of the strong popular support in Qi, Tang Niu'er only led a thousand men to spread the story of the fratricidal conflict between Emperor Gaozong of Song and his brothers within Qi territory.

……

Yizhou.

As the sun set, a tall, handsome man, nine feet tall, stood in line at the city gate, waiting to enter the city.

Do you know which of King Qi's concubines he favored the most?

"Is there even a question? Of course, it's the former Empress of the Southern Kingdom; she's the Empress Consort!"

"Then you're wrong. Have you ever seen a family where the wife is the most favored?"

"That makes sense. Could it be Princess Maode, the most beautiful princess of the Song Dynasty?"

"You're wrong again! It's actually 'One-Zhang-Qing' Hu Sanniang!"

"Den!"

The nine-foot-tall man's ears perked up immediately, and he glanced behind him out of the corner of his eye and saw that it was just a few idlers.

The idle men, bored in line, started chatting:

Why Hu Sanniang?

"Is there any need to say more? Not only does Hu Sanniang possess the courage of ten thousand men, but she also has legs that are invincible!"

"Hey hey hey..."

Several idlers revealed lewd smiles.

Then, with a "bang," a big foot kicked out, and the idler who had said "the leg that can withstand ten thousand men" flew out!
"Straight bitch!"

The other idlers came up to make a move, but the nine-foot-tall man knocked them all to the ground with just a few punches and kicks!
The idler who had said "a leg that can withstand ten thousand men" had just gotten up when a knife was held to his neck!

The nine-foot-tall man glared at him fiercely: "Dare to utter another word about 'legs,' and I'll send you to the Western Paradise!"

The idlers were terrified. Just then, the city gate guards, seeing the chaos, rushed over to restore order. The nine-foot-tall man was astonished by the efficiency of the Qi army; in the Northern Song Dynasty, such incidents were practically ignored…

"What happened?"

A dozen or so Qi soldiers rushed over and surrounded the nine-foot-tall man and several idlers, demanding answers.

The idlers all pointed at the nine-foot-tall man and gave the same answer:

"This guy hit someone! Hitting someone is against the law!"

The idler who had said "legs that can withstand ten thousand men" shouted even louder:

"He drew his sword! He's going to kill me!"

"Come with us to the City Management Office!"

A dozen or so Qi soldiers were about to take away the nine-foot-tall man and several idlers.

Even a nine-foot-tall man was dumbfounded: No, is your Qi state really this strict?
Just then, the sound of chaotic hoofbeats suddenly rang out.

Everyone turned to look, and saw more than a dozen fast horses galloping towards them on the official road!

The male knights on horseback are majestic and imposing, while the female knights are heroic and dashing!
Ahead of these dozen or so fast horses, two giants, each ten feet tall, were galloping wildly, carrying huge iron bars...

"Sanniang?"

The nine-foot-tall man glanced around and suddenly spotted a tall, beautiful woman with two swords at her waist among the dozen or so fast horses!
Because he was surrounded by a group of Qi soldiers and was nine feet tall, he stood out in the crowd, and the riders on horseback also noticed him.

The tall, beautiful woman couldn't help but let out a soft cry upon seeing him:
"elder brother?"

That one word, "Brother," brought tears to the eyes of this grown man, as if he had returned to the beautiful days of his youth...

Back then, he was always followed by a little tagalong, his sister Hu Sanniang.

He calls me "brother, brother" so sweetly!
"Sister..."

The nine-foot-tall man almost burst into tears when he opened his mouth; his entire family was reduced to just this one girl.

"elder brother!"

Before her mount could stop, Hu Sanniang jumped off and ran forward to grab the nine-foot-tall man's hands.

With tears streaming down her face, Hu Sanniang looked him up and down as she asked in a trembling voice:

"Where has my brother been all these years?"

The nine-foot-tall man gave a wry smile: "Sister, it's a long story..."

Decepticons, no, Flying Tiger Hu Cheng?
Cai Fu also looked the nine-foot-tall man up and down, and from his appearance to his height, he did indeed look very much like Hu Sanniang.

A dozen or so Qi soldiers hurriedly came to pay their respects to Cai Fu, who asked them:
"What just happened here?"

Seeing that things were not going well, the idlers tried to sneak away, but were caught and dragged away by Zhang Bao and Wang Heng, two giants each ten feet tall.

When Hu Cheng heard that everyone called him Cai Fuqi, he knew that things were going well.

With the King of Qi here, wouldn't those idlers be beheaded?
However, to his surprise, the dozen or so Qi soldiers said very frankly that they saw Hu Cheng beating people.

That’s not right!

Hu Cheng looked at Hu Sanniang with a bewildered expression:
No, you don't have the concept of a protective umbrella here?

You have an affair with the King of Qi. I am your brother, so I am at least considered the emperor's brother-in-law, right?
Don't they have any special privileges at all?
Hu Sanniang didn't immediately defend him; instead, she asked him what had happened.

Hu Cheng, still feeling uneasy, truthfully recounted what had happened.

Wu Song, a former constable, interrogated the idlers and, after understanding their situation, gave a stern rebuke:
"How dare they speak so disrespectfully to the Princess! This is utterly lawless!"
"The ringleader will be slapped thirty times, and the accomplice will be slapped fifteen times, as a warning to others!"

The idlers breathed a sigh of relief; thankfully, a few slaps had put the matter behind them.

Then they saw Zhang Bao and Wang Heng, two giants each ten feet tall, coming over, stretching their wrists.

That big hand really is like a palm-leaf fan...

(End of this chapter)