Do you have the strength to force me to join the Liangshan bandits?

Chapter 683 Emperor Huizong of Song: Wishing you a long and happy marriage! [2 Updates]

If he could abandon even his beloved Gao Qiu without hesitation, what is a mere little fat black man worth?

"Song Jiang? Qin Ming? Wu Yong?"

Emperor Huizong was furious: "I kindly offered amnesty to these rebels and gave them a way out, how dare they do such a heinous thing?"

"This is utterly outrageous and deserves to die!"

"I will have their entire family executed!"
"No! Execute their entire family!"

In order to please the prince consort, I have no choice but to borrow your heads!
Okay, okay, let’s play like this, right?

Cai Fu understood: Emperor Huizong of Song's main focus was on a non-stick pan!

But Cai Fu definitely can't play along with him like that:

"Father-in-law, it's Gao Qiu and Song Jiang, one after another, they're making my life miserable!"
"I'm afraid my heartache is incurable!"

Cai Fu clutched his chest and looked around. Lu Zhishen immediately glared at him and shouted in a booming voice:
"Big brother, you can't get hurt!"

"If anything happens to you, I will definitely storm the Golden Palace!"

"Forget the high-ranking officials, forget the emperor, let him eat three hundred blows with my staff before we talk about reason!"

Lu Junyi pointed his spear at the city gate tower: "Brother, if my attack on Tokyo could put your mind at ease?"

"Duh!"

Cai Fu glared at them and said to Emperor Huizong:
"Father-in-law, my two sworn brothers are rude!"

"A prime minister's belly can hold a boat, and an emperor's belly can run a horse; don't take them seriously!"

Threat!

The threat of Chi Guoguo!

Emperor Huizong and his officials were trembling with rage.
Is there any king law?Are there any laws?
But look at Cai Fu's 60,000 cavalrymen. The Jin soldiers are like wolves and tigers, and the Qi army is like ferocious demons. How can they be defeated?
Although the cavalry could not directly attack the city...

No way, no way? Nobody thinks Qi only had cavalry, right?

It's obvious that the cavalry went ahead first, and we don't know how many infantry will arrive later!

Straight bitch!
Emperor Huizong cursed under his breath, his ten fingers digging into the bricks with his hands pressing against the edge of the brickwork!
"Your Majesty, he's trying to extort money from us!"

Yang Jian whispered a reminder from the side: "He brought so many troops, he certainly doesn't want to leave empty-handed..."

"He dares!"

Emperor Huizong gritted his teeth and said, "He's extorting money from me. Does he even respect me as his father-in-law?"

Tong Guan sighed: "Your Majesty, we can still discuss this now."

"Once his infantry arrives, I'm afraid..."

Emperor Huizong of Song was furious and muttered under his breath, "What's there to be afraid of? Does he really dare to assassinate the emperor?"

Cai Jing shook his head with a wry smile: "Your Majesty, the fact that he was able to rebel shows that he is impulsive."

"What if he acts impulsively again..."

"Ugh--"

Emperor Huizong of Song looked around at his civil and military officials with a resentful expression:

"Among all the civil and military officials, is there not a single one who can share my burdens?"

Cai Jing, Tong Guan, and Yang Jian looked at each other speechlessly: No, what do you think we're saying all this for?
Isn't this just to share your burdens?

As for the civil and military officials, they all lowered their heads and looked down obediently, and not one of them dared to meet Emperor Huizong's gaze.

waste!

It's all garbage!
Emperor Huizong asked helplessly, "How can I compensate him so that he will withdraw his troops?"

Yang Jian suggested, "How about we try gold and silver first?"

"That's fine!"

Emperor Huizong of Song grabbed the edge of the crenellation and shouted, "I have failed to govern my subordinates properly, and my son-in-law has been wronged!"

"I have decided to compensate the Prince Consort with 200,000 taels of silver..." 200,000 taels of silver, is that enough to appease a beggar?
Cai Fu curled his lip, too lazy to even acknowledge him.

Lu Junyi, Lu Zhishen, and the others burst into laughter!

Emperor Huizong's face turned red, yellow, and green from laughing so hard.
what's so funny?

I only paid 100,000 taels of silver to the Liao Kingdom as annual tribute. If I give you 200,000 taels, you will still laugh at me.

"So that Your Majesty may know!"

Wu Song laughed and said:
"When we were fighting the Jin dogs in the Liao Kingdom, the Liao emperor misunderstood that the Jin dogs wanted to lure the snake out of its hole, so he did not send troops to help!"
"Afterwards, the Liao emperor felt guilty and gave us back the three states of Bazhou, Qingzhou, and Jizhou!"

"In addition, we also contributed 300,000 taels of silver, 500,000 bolts of silk, 30,000 warhorses, and 50,000 taels of gold!"
"My elder brother only reluctantly accepted it because he and Princess Tianshou were in love!"

"Your Majesty has failed in his duties, and Gao Qiu and Song Jiang have launched a surprise attack on us from two directions. You think you can compensate us with just 200,000 taels of silver?"

"Seventh Brother, you're wrong, it's not about the money!"

Cai Fu glared at Wu Song with righteous indignation, then clutched his chest, looking pained, and said:
"Being betrayed by my father-in-law is heartbreaking!"

"Traitor!"

Emperor Huizong was so angry that he covered his mouth and muttered curses under his breath:
"Truly, his thieving nature remains unchanged!"

That's too rough!
If you're going to rip someone off, can't you be a little more subtle?
To be so blunt, don't I have any dignity?

However, Emperor Huizong of Song was helpless and could only look around:
"Do you think what he said is true or false?"

The three treacherous officials exchanged bitter smiles, and Tong Guan sighed:
"Your Majesty, if he has the ability to defeat 500,000 Jin soldiers, let alone three provinces, we should give him ten or eight provinces!"

"Ugh--"

At this moment, Emperor Huizong of Song felt a deep sympathy for Yelü Hui, though separated by a thousand miles, they shared a similar fate:
"Alright, but how do I give it to him?"

"Let's test the waters first..."

Cai Jing had a map of mountains and rivers brought over and drew a circle around Shandong.

Emperor Huizong of Song weighed the options and agreed, then shouted to Cai Fu:

"Two hundred thousand taels is compensation for Song Jiang's crimes!"
"As for Gao Qiu's crimes, I have decided to compensate the Prince Consort with the three prefectures of Weizhou, Laizhou, and Dengzhou!"

"Is the prince consort's heartache any better?"

These three states are surrounded by the sea on the other three sides, and their land routes are cut off by the states of Qingzhou and Mizhou of Qi.

If the imperial court wanted to contact these three states, it could only borrow a route from the State of Qi, or it could only take the sea route.

Therefore, Emperor Huizong gave up the three prefectures without much mental preparation, and Cai Fu was not particularly surprised to receive them.

Therefore, Cai Fu covered his chest with his hand, shook his head with a wry smile, and said, "I'm feeling a little better, but it still hurts in waves!"

You're in pain, but I'm in pain too!
Emperor Huizong looked bitterly at Cai Jing, Tong Guan, and Yang Jian, all three of the most treacherous officials pointing towards Shandong.

Emperor Huizong gritted his teeth and glared at her: "I know you and Princess Maode have a deep affection for each other!"

"Therefore, I am willing to give you the five military prefectures of Qizhou, Puzhou, Shanzhou, Xuzhou, and Guangjijun as my dowry!"
Wishing you a long and happy marriage and many children!

Eight states, that's more like it!
A smile finally appeared on Cai Fu's face:

"I cannot refuse a gift from an elder! Thank you so much for your kindness, Father-in-law!"
"Cai Fu will definitely love Xiao Jinzi very much!"

Be gentle!

Emperor Huizong's face turned green: "My precious daughter, my darling, I've never slapped her since she was a child!"
"Father-in-law, let's let it go this time for Xiao Jin's sake, after all, we're still family!"

Cai Fu laughed heartily: "If there is a next time, don't blame Cai Fu for being rude!"
"Brothers, let's go!"

"Roar--"

Lu Junyi, Lu Zhishen, and the others echoed in unison.

The criminal army and the evil army were both foreigners, unaware of what was happening. Upon hearing their clamor, they immediately joined in, raising their arms and shouting:

"The Great Qi is invincible! Invincible! Invincible! Invincible!"

The roar was earth-shattering and deafening, startling Emperor Huizong of Song so much that he turned ashen-faced and forgot all about the pain in his body...

(End of this chapter)