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Chapter 681 Is the Human Emperor really this humiliated? [3rd update, please vote]

This time, Gongsun Sheng didn't even need to lift a finger; Lu Zhishen, quick-witted and agile, swung his crescent shovel and struck:
"when--"

With a clang of metal against metal, the crescent shovel smashed the gold brick, sending sparks flying, before it fell to the ground!

"Ah this..."

On the city gate tower, Emperor Huizong and his civil and military officials were all speechless.

No, Master Bao, are you even capable?
Bao Daoyi's face turned green. He muttered incantations and flicked his whisk towards the Qi army:
"call--"

The weather, which had been clear and sunny, suddenly changed, and it became impossible to distinguish north from south or east from west; daytime was like night!

But we see:

Dark clouds gathered, and black fog filled the sky!
The next gust of wind and rain will be torrential, followed by several fierce claps of thunder!

The mountains and rivers trembled, their heights and depths resembling a collapse of the heavens; the streams surged wildly, their left and right sides like a sinkhole!
The mournful cries of ghosts and the resounding wails of gods!
I could see nothing at all, and all I could hear was the rustling of a thousand trees!

"What a wicked Taoist priest!"

Cai Fu's expression changed as he saw a group of burly men in golden armor appear out of nowhere and surround him!
The 60,000 cavalrymen he brought all vanished into the darkness...

In a mere instant, a golden light suddenly shone beside Cai Fu, followed by a thunderclap:
"Kucha——"

The golden lightning was like a giant axe that split the sky and the earth, instantly cleaving through the boundless black fog that covered the clouds and the sun!
In an instant, the black fog dissipated, and the sun shone brightly again, revealing a clear blue sky!

Why is it always you?
Bao Daoyi grunted, his face as pale as paper, and pointed at Gongsun Sheng, shouting in shock and anger:
"Where did this evil spirit come from, daring to break my immortal magic?"

Can you please go to the pharmacy?
Gongsun Sheng, a highly respected and virtuous Taoist master from a prestigious sect, was enraged when Bao Daoyi threw mud at him.
"You sorcerer, what other sorcery do you have left? Unleash it all at once!"

I'll fight you to the death!

Bao Daoyi began to perform a demonic ritual, chanting incantations and shouting:
"disease!"

The four generals of the Palace Guard, Dang Shiying, Dang Shixiong, Niu Bangxi, and Liu Guangshi, were already waiting there. Bao Daoyi blew out four breaths of demonic energy in a row!

These four demonic energies transformed into black smoke that enveloped the four generals, and then four golden-armored deities appeared above their heads!
They were all six zhang tall, their bodies gleaming with golden light, and each wielding a demon-subduing pestle!
"Alright! The Four Heavenly Kings are here!"

Emperor Huizong and his officials were overjoyed.

Although Bao Daoyi had been suppressed by Gongsun Sheng, which disappointed them a bit.

But once the "Four Heavenly Kings of the Southern Heavenly Gate" appeared, they knew that the outcome was already decided!
The Four Heavenly Kings, with their six-zhang-tall golden bodies, how can mortals possibly withstand them?

To save face, Bao Daoyi flung his whisk at the Qi army and shouted:
"The Four Heavenly Kings of the Southern Heavenly Gate, help me subdue demons and monsters!"

Who?
The Four Heavenly Kings of the South Heavenly Gate?
Gongsun Sheng was dumbfounded: Did he really have no shame in order to show off?

Unhurriedly muttering incantations, Gongsun Sheng pointed his finger:
Suddenly, white clouds began to rise above the heads of Lu Junyi, Lu Zhishen, Guan Sheng, and Wu Song!
Four divine generals also appeared amidst the white clouds!
The four divine generals are all different:

The divine general above Lu Junyi's head was ten zhang tall, his whole body shimmering with golden light, and he held a large spear in his hand, which he used to cleave the heavens and earth!

The divine general above Wu Song's head was eight zhang tall, with messy hair flying around and his whole body exuding black evil aura. He rode a striped tiger that seemed capable of swallowing the sky and the earth!
On Lu Zhishen's head was a statue of an Arhat, eight zhang tall, bare-chested, gleaming with gold, and with a lifelike golden dragon on his back!

Guan Sheng's most extravagant cover-up was actually Guan Yu himself!
He had phoenix eyes, silkworm eyebrows, a face as red as a jujube, wore a green robe and golden armor, rode a Red Hare horse, and held a Green Dragon Crescent Blade in his hand!

Originally, Guan Yu was ten zhang tall, and Red Hare was also ten zhang tall, standing tall and awe-inspiring!
"hiss--"

Emperor Huizong and his officials on the city gate tower couldn't help but gasp in shock.
Good heavens! This is even more extravagant than the Four Heavenly Kings of the Southern Heavenly Gate!

Fellow practitioner, He Ruxiu.

Bao Daoyi was almost in tears: "Can't we just have fun together anymore?" "Wait!"

Emperor Huizong suddenly remembered:
I am the Emperor!
Logically and morally, they should come to pay their respects to me, shouldn't they?

Yang Jian also remembered, and shouted:
"Gods, hear this! The Human Emperor is here! Why don't you come and pay your respects!"

Are you stupid?
Gongsun Sheng flicked his whisk with a strange expression, and Guan Yu spat a mouthful of saliva onto the ground.

"HE—TUI!"

The spit landed on the ground and created a crater the size of a washbasin!

Emperor Huizong's face turned green: Where is your manners? Where is your manners?
The civil and military officials and the imperial guards all fell silent: No, is the Emperor really so shameless?

"kill--"

Bao Daoyi conjured up four golden-armored deities, and the "Four Heavenly Kings of the Southern Heavenly Gate" charged towards the Qi army together!

The Golden Spear General, the Tiger-Riding General, the Golden-Bodied Arhat, and Guan Yu also charged towards the Four Heavenly Kings at the South Heavenly Gate!
"Shh-"

In just one exchange, Guan Yu's Green Dragon Crescent Blade slashed down a golden-armored god!
The Golden Spear General delivered a powerful thrust, his spear piercing through the golden-armored god!
The golden-bodied Arhat rushed forward, pinned down the golden-armored deity, and began to attack while mounted. After three punches, the golden-armored deity collapsed into a cloud of black smoke!
Before the tiger-riding general could even make a move, the striped tiger pounced and bit the golden-armored deity's throat!

In the blink of an eye, with lightning speed, all four golden-armored deities were utterly defeated...

"Puff puff puff puff——"

Dang Shiying, Dang Shixiong, Niu Bangxi, and Liu Guangshi all simultaneously coughed up a mouthful of blood!

These four golden-armored deities were their incarnations, and their collapse caused a backlash on their bodies and minds!
"puff--"

Bao Daoyi, in perfect sync with the divine, coughed up a mouthful of blood, his vision went black, and he fell headfirst off his horse!
"Even a grain of rice can shine?"

Gongsun Sheng sneered, flicked his whisk, and the Xuan Tian Hun Yuan Sword shot out with lightning speed!

"Pfft!"

That's exactly what nailed Bao Daoyi to the ground!

"Do not--"

Bao Daoyi died with his eyes wide open in disbelief.
If only Emperor Huizong of Song had found the rare and precious materials he wanted sooner!
Thousand-year-old ginseng, thousand-year-old poria cocos, thousand-year-old he shou wu, thousand-year-old Tian Shan snow lotus...

While it cannot grant Emperor Huizong immortality, it can certainly allow his cultivation level to advance by leaps and bounds!
Perhaps, he will be able to turn the tables and kill Gongsun Sheng!

"Heavens... Demonic Path!"

Upon seeing that Bao Daoyi had died, Emperor Huizong's expression changed several times before he suddenly slammed his hand on the edge of the battlement in a fit of rage.
"Where did this heretical Taoist priest come from! How dare he bewitch the Song Dynasty's Imperial Guards and attack the prince consort!"

"what?"

Before Dang Shiying, Dang Shixiong, and Niu Bangxi could react, Liu Guangshi understood. His eyes rolled back, he babbled incoherently, and then collapsed to the ground, unconscious...

Are you trying to outdo each other in acting?

Dang Shiying, Dang Shixiong, and Niu Bangxi suddenly realized what was happening and quickly imitated Liu Guangshi, rolling their eyes back, shouting incoherently, and then collapsing to the ground unconscious!

Niu Bangxi surpassed his teacher, adding his own dramatic flair: after falling into a coma, his legs twitched intermittently...

(End of this chapter)