Do you have the strength to force me to join the Liangshan bandits?
Chapter 637 Li Kui: Come on, shoot me shit! [3rd update, please vote for monthly tickets and recomme
Chapter 637 Li Kui: Come on, shoot me shit! [3rd update, please vote for monthly tickets and recommendations]
Bao Daoyi blushed. In fact, he was just about to cast a spell, but Pang Wanchun's arrow was too fast.
He had just finished pinching his fingers, before he could even start babbling, Guo Sheng was hit by an arrow...
The key point is that he had just boasted to Song Jiang: "Don't worry about Pang Wanchun, I will take care of him."
"Sir, order your generals to withstand a few more arrows..."
Bao Daoyi could only say this to Song Jiang:
"At most three arrows, and my immortal magic will arrive!"
Three arrows?
Song Jiang subconsciously glanced at Qin Ming; Qin Ming was the only one among his men who could fight, but Qin Ming didn't dare to utter a sound.
I can't even withstand one arrow, and you're asking me to withstand three?
Back then, Hua Rong shot off the red tassel on Qin Ming's helmet with an arrow, leaving Qin Ming with a great psychological trauma.
Qin Ming and Hua Rong were originally quite arrogant, and they immediately said, "Why don't you dismount and surrender? When will you?"
After being hit by Hua Rong's arrow, Qin Ming was startled and dared not pursue the enemy. Instead, he turned his horse around and chased after the others.
Fortunately, Hua Rong became Qin Ming's brother-in-law, and Qin Ming never encountered an archer of Hua Rong's caliber again.
However, Pang Wanchun's arrow killed Guo Sheng, plunging Qin Ming back into a nightmare...
Qin Ming refused to go into battle, and Song Jiang didn't want to urge him, since Qin Ming had already fought in many battles.
Song Jiang had no choice but to turn his attention to Lei Heng, the "Winged Tiger".
Lei Heng didn't dare to say a word, he was also afraid of being hit by an arrow.
However, Kongming, Kongliang, Zhang Heng, Yue Zhen, and Chai Jin have all been assigned to various prefectures by Song Jiang. If Qin Ming and Lei Heng are not to be assigned, are they to be assigned to Wu Yong?
Just when Song Jiang had no generals to use, a man stepped forward from the infantry:
"You're all cowards who're afraid to go into battle, but Tie Liu isn't afraid of anything!"
Everyone looked at him and saw that the man was tall and thin!
With his crisscrossing red and yellow eyebrows, his eyes swirling with tangled red veins, and his furious hair as thick as an iron brush, he looked as ferocious as a lion. He was none other than "Black Whirlwind" Li Kui!
At this time, Li Kui was in a sorry state, so thin that he was just a big skeleton, and his cheeks were sunken.
With his disheveled hair, he looked like a beggar, and having lost both arms, he appeared utterly dejected.
But his bull-like eyes were bloodshot, like a hungry wolf ready to devour its prey!
Li Kui strode forward: "Song Jiang, you've been raising an army for a thousand days to use it for one. Tie Liu, let's fight him to the death!"
"Let's see if he dares to shoot shit at me!"
"Brother Tie Niu..."
Song Jiang was moved to tears by Li Kui's words.
In fact, he had long disliked Li Kui, that vicious dog with a broken claw.
With both arms severed, Li Kui is like a vicious dog without claws; what can he do besides cause trouble?
However, firstly, considering Li Kui's unwavering loyalty and long service to him, and secondly, Song Jiang also wanted to set an example for others:
Look at Li Kui, he's crippled, yet I still stay by his side. Aren't you all moved to tears?
It has to be said that his move was quite effective; these old comrades stayed with him through thick and thin.
But Song Jiang never expected that when others were useless, Li Kui, a disabled man, would stand up for them!
Holding Li Kui tightly in both hands...embracing Li Kui's waist, Song Jiang said emotionally:
"Tie Niu, you don't need to fight him to the death!"
"As long as he can withstand three arrows, the Celestial Master's magic will be enough to finish him off!"
"Don't worry, Guoguo, even if it's ten or a hundred arrows from the mountain, Tie Liu can withstand it!"
Li Kui used to have a habit of stripping himself naked before going into battle, but now that he had lost his arms, he couldn't do that. So he could only put on his armor and charge into battle, yelling at Pang Wanchun in his hoarse voice:
"Little Yangtze River, come shoot me!"
"Don't be afraid of your archery skills, your grandpa Tie Liu isn't afraid!"
"Come on, shoot me shit!"
……
Fang Jinzhi, Fang Jie, and Deng Yuanjue were all present; it was impossible for Pang Wanchun to face the situation alone.
Fang Jinzhi, Fang Jie, and Deng Yuanjue were overjoyed when they saw Pang Wanchun kill Guo Sheng with an arrow.
"What a fine arrow!"
Deng Yuanjue couldn't help but give Pang Wanchun a thumbs up:
"As expected of the number one archer in Jiangnan!"
Pang Wanchun smiled silently.
He used to be a show-off, and he would have been incredibly arrogant in the past. But after becoming mute, Pang Wanchun became taciturn and even his temperament became much calmer.
So Pang Wanchun only gestured twice, and Pang Qiuxia translated: "My brother said he'll take care of everything!"
You're exaggerating a bit...
Fang Jinzhi, Fang Jie, and Deng Yuanjue were all somewhat skeptical, but now they had no choice but to believe Pang Wanchun.
They all gave Pang Wanchun a thumbs up: You're the best!
Just then, Li Kui's cursing voice came from down the mountain. Pang Wanchun snorted coldly:
"Aba Aba!"
With his bow drawn and arrow nocked, Pang Wanchun aimed at Li Kui charging forward and fired the arrow with a "whoosh"!
coming!
Li Kui's martial arts skills were not much better than Guo Sheng's; what made him superior to Guo Sheng was his beast-like intuition.
When Pang Wanchun shot an arrow at him, all the black hairs on Li Kui's body stood on end!
Without a second thought, following his body's instincts, Li Kui dodged to the side—
"Pfft!"
He's been hit by an arrow.
However, because Li Kui dodged quickly, the arrow that was supposed to hit his throat struck his shoulder instead!
Li Kui was thick-skinned and fearless, seemingly impervious to pain, so he didn't take it seriously at all.
Despite being shot in the shoulder by Pang Wanchun's arrow, Li Kui grinned and laughed heartily.
"Just for me? Just for me?"
Pang Wanchun's pale face flushed red, and he immediately drew another arrow, aimed at Li Kui, and fired a volley!
"Whoosh-"
The cruise arrows drift erratically in the air, sometimes to the left, sometimes to the right, making it difficult for most people to dodge.
However, Li Kui was no ordinary person; he completely followed his body's instinctive reaction and dodged to the other side.
"Pfft!"
He's been hit by an arrow again.
However, because Li Kui dodged quickly and avoided a fatal blow, the arrow struck his other shoulder!
"Wa hahaha--"
Li Kui became even more arrogant, laughing wildly to the sky:
"Don't be afraid of your archery skills, your grandpa Tie Liu isn't afraid!"
"Little Yang Guifei, you can't shoot me dead!"
"Well done, Iron Ox!"
Song Jiang clenched his fists in excitement. He had originally thought that Li Kui was a cripple because he had lost both arms.
Unexpectedly, Li Kui would risk his life for him. Song Jiang was so excited that he almost cried, and insisted on keeping Tie Niu as his servant!
Pang Wanchun became anxious.
Two arrows failed to kill Li Kui, and all the boasts he made turned into slaps in his own face...
"Aba Aba!"
Pang Wanchun drew his bow again, aimed at Li Kui, and couldn't help but roar as he fired the final arrow:
"昘——"
Li Kui instinctively dodged to the side once again, but who knew that Pang Wanchun's arrow would curve!
Pang Wanchun could control how the arrow veered, but he couldn't control how Li Kui dodged...
"Pfft!"
The arrow struck Li Kui squarely in the groin!
Li Kui let out a scream and suddenly clamped his legs tightly together:
"Ow—"
[I couldn't resist staying up late to update again. Goodnight this time, please give me monthly tickets and recommendation tickets or 2~]
(End of this chapter)
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