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Chapter 452 Li Zhu: I'll teach you to pinch me! I'll teach you to pinch me! [1st Update]

"Ah this..."

Li Gang was so moved he almost cried.

He previously served as an advisor in the imperial court, a position he found particularly frustrating.

The main problem is that he has no real power; he can only talk the talk.

If you speak too lightly, no one will listen; if you speak too harshly, not only will no one listen, but you will also be demoted!

When he came under Cai Fu's command, Cai Fu truly valued him!
It was bad enough that he was allowed to inspect seven states, but he was also given the power to act first and report later!
Not only that, he also got Shi Xiu to back him up!

Li Gang frequented brothels and had already thoroughly investigated the matter:
Shi Xiu is Cai Fu's most trusted disciple and currently serves as the acting commander of Cai Fu's personal guard, the "Big Sword Battalion."

With Shi Xiu by his side, who would dare to disobey him if he acted first and reported later?
The greater the power Cai Fu gave him, the greater the trust he placed in him!
How could Li Gang not be moved by such great trust?
Li Gang immediately bowed and said, "Your subject Li Gang will certainly live up to Your Majesty's high expectations!"

Cai Fu helped Li Gang up with both hands: "You can do it without worry, I'll cover all the consequences!"

Li Gang nodded vigorously: Then I won't be polite!
After seeing Li Gang off, Lu Zhishen asked curiously:
"Brother, aren't you afraid he'll cause a huge mess?"

Cai Fu laughed heartily: "We brothers have weathered many storms together, have you ever seen me afraid of anyone?"

"Don't worry, this gentleman has the talent of a prime minister. Seven prefectures are nothing more than a small test for him."

"Alright, come with me to see the other gentleman."

Cai Fu was referring to Li Bai and Du Fu.

Li Du is currently hospitalized at An Daoquan's clinic, which is convenient for An Daoquan to treat him.

Lu Zhishen then accompanied Cai Fu out.

As the saying goes, "A son of a wealthy family will not sit under a dangerous roof."

Although Cai Fu himself was a tiger-level general, he was now the King of Qi, and he had to bring at least one tiger-level general with him on every trip.

Hua Rong, Yang Zaixing, and He Yuanqing were assigned to accompany him on a fixed schedule, while the other brothers accompanied him randomly.

For example, if Lu Zhishen is accompanying you today, the others can take turns resting and doing other things.

The two arrived at the clinic and entered Li Du's ward with practiced ease.

An Daoquan was not there, and Li Du lay unconscious on the hospital bed alone.

Cai Fu walked to the bedside and sat down to observe Li Du's condition.

After a period of treatment by An Daoquan, Li Du's complexion became rosy, his breathing became long and even, and he looked as if he were asleep while lying in bed.

An Daoquan came running in, panting and pulling up his pants:

"The King has arrived!"

Seeing him covered in sweat, Cai Fu smiled and asked:

"Brother Dao, what are you busy with?"

An Daoquan blushed: "I'm giving Qiaonu rehabilitation and health care..."

Cai Fu laughed: "Sit down and take a break!"
"I'm not trying to criticize you as an older brother, but life is long. Take it slow and steady. You don't have to work this hard to farm."

An Daoquan blushed deeply: "Brother, you know me. I'm a workaholic; I can't stay idle!"

"Those with a life of hard work should pay even more attention to health!"

"You don't know the value of your health when you're young, but wait until you're old..."

Cai Fu patted An Daoquan on the shoulder meaningfully, as if to give An Daoquan a warning.

An Daoquan said confidently, "Brother, have you forgotten?"
"I have a prescription that is excellent for strengthening the body, nourishing the kidneys, and enhancing male virility!"

"Don't let my hard work day and night fool you, I'm still a man of steel!"

When Cai Fu saw An Daoquan's energetic and vigorous appearance:
"Brother, please get me a few doses of that medicine from your prescription..."

"If I didn't want it, why would I need it?"
"As you know, my second and seventh brothers are getting married soon."

“I’m afraid they’re too young to control themselves and will harm their health by indulging in too much sex…” An Daoquan understood perfectly: “Don’t worry, brother, I’ll get you a few pairs that are suitable for strong men like you!”

Having finished discussing official business, Cai Fu asked An Daoquan:
"How is this gentleman's recovery going?"

An Daoquan looked troubled: "My body has actually recovered, but I don't know why I've been in a coma."

"Perhaps it damaged his spirit..."

Cai Fu frowned: "If the soul is damaged, how long will it take for him to wake up?"

An Daoquan shook his head: "I can't say for sure about this younger brother."

"Perhaps I'll wake up tomorrow, or perhaps I'll never wake up..."

After Cai Fu and An Daoquan had both asked their questions, he let them leave first, then sat down, took Li Du's hand, and said:
"Sir, it's all my fault. If I had known this would happen, I wouldn't have asked you to tell my fortune..."

With a sigh, Cai Fu said again:
"I don't know why I'm so lucky."

"When my mother gave birth to me, the room was filled with red light. The neighbors thought our house was on fire and rushed in to help put it out..."

"Blah blah blah, later we fled to Liquan Mountain, and someone shouted for help. We rushed over and saw that there was a big snake in the mountain spring cave!"
"I grabbed the snake's tail and slammed it to the ground. The giant snake instantly transformed into a giant spear!"
"The spring dried up immediately..."

"Blah blah blah, I survived countless near-death experiences before finally ascending the throne."

"But who can say for sure what the future holds?"

"I had hoped that you would enlighten me, but I never expected that I would harm you instead..."

Cai Fu chattered on and on with Li Du for a long time, when suddenly Lu Zhishen walked in and whispered to Cai Fu:
"Brother, an envoy from the King of Chu requests an audience!"

"King Chu? Wang Qing?"

Cai Fu was slightly taken aback, then gently released Li Du's hand, covered him with the blanket, and stood up:

"Sir, Cai Fu will come to see you another day."

After saying that, Cai Fu tiptoed out with Lu Zhishen.

After Cai Fu left, Li Du, who was unconscious, suddenly sprang to the window like a cat and looked out:
Cai Fu and Lu Zhishen walked out arm in arm, talking as they went...

Li Du's fingers were itching to move, but luckily he noticed in time and slapped his left hand repeatedly.
I let you pinch me! I let you pinch me!
……

The main hall of the Prince of Qi's residence.

"Humph!"

A burly man with a large face, round eyes, and broad shoulders slammed his fist on the table in anger:
"The strategist is utterly ignorant!"

"He disappeared without a trace for half a month and we haven't heard from him since!"
"It's fortunate that my brother-in-law trusts him so much that he wants me to follow his orders in everything!"

"But he always messes up at crucial moments, and the master has to clean up his mess!"

The two generals behind him exchanged a glance. One of them, with a face full of scars and eyes like copper bells, said:

"Uncle, please calm down. The strategist is a divine being; his absence must be due to some unforeseen circumstance..."

The big-faced imperial brother-in-law said angrily again:

"What's with the anger!"
"When the strategist was present, the King of Qi was not!"

"The strategist is gone, but King Qi is here again!"

"King Qi, you've already declared yourself king, why are you still wandering around aimlessly?"
"I'll go see him, but he's dragging his feet and won't show up. After a few days of good times, he starts putting on airs..."

Just then, a deep, domineering voice came from outside the door:

Who is the messenger?

The big-faced imperial brother-in-law took a closer look and saw a tall, imposing, and burly man walk in!

Although he was dressed in royal robes and looked elegant and noble, he exuded a murderous aura that seemed to be a ruthless demon king who had killed countless people!

This troublemaker's gaze was like a knife, and with just one strike, the big-faced imperial uncle involuntarily stood up:
"I'm……"

(End of this chapter)