Do you have the strength to force me to join the Liangshan bandits?

Chapter 443 Li's Mother: We've almost got enough for a mahjong table! [1st Update]

"Are you Li Shishi, the most famous courtesan in Tokyo?"

Zhang Conglong looked Li Shishi up and down, left and right, inside and out, and immediately forgot about the princess:
"Truly a beauty of unparalleled grace!"

Zhang Conglong had been really holding back during this time; aside from recuperating his injuries at the post station, he spent his time at court arguing with Li Gang...

Fortunately, he dodged in time at the training ground and was not seriously injured. He recovered in just over a month.

If it weren't for recuperating from his injury, he wouldn't have stayed in Tokyo for so long.

To his relief, his previous outburst had finally led to Li Gang's demotion.

In this way, he only needed to wait for Emperor Huizong of Song to send someone to invite him, and then he could easily sign an alliance with the Song Dynasty.

Zhang Conglong, used to running rampant on the grasslands, couldn't swallow this insult, so he sent Jin Gulu to intercept and kill Li Gang on the way.

If I don't come back today, I should be back tomorrow.

With double happiness upon him, Zhang Conglong decided to celebrate and see the famous number one courtesan in Tokyo!

As a Jin citizen, he naturally didn't know that Li Shishi had an affair with Emperor Huizong of Song, so it was purely a coincidence.

As for Li Mama blocking him from entering, Zhang Conglong didn't even respect Emperor Huizong of Song, so why would he care about a madam?

He shoved Li's mother aside and swaggered inside.

Upon seeing Li Shishi, Zhang Conglong's eyes widened in astonishment:
I have never seen such a beautiful woman!

He was a prince consort of the Jin dynasty, and the privileges he enjoyed in the Song dynasty were even greater than those in the Jin dynasty.

So Zhang Conglong was about to make a move, but Li Shishi quickly took a step back, and Li's mother stepped in to stop him:

"Please forgive me, Your Excellency! My daughter is an artist, not a prostitute!"

"What's this?"

Zhang Conglong shoved her away with a self-righteous air:

"If I've had my way with her and don't pay her, then it doesn't count as selling her!"

"Ah this..."

Li's mother was staggered and pushed aside, completely bewildered:

That makes perfect sense!

"Beast!"

Emperor Huizong and Zhou Bangyan, both under the bed, simultaneously muttered angrily:

The Jurchens were so rude!

Li Shishi couldn't rely on her mother, Zhou Bangyan wouldn't come forward, and Emperor Huizong of Song wouldn't intervene either; Li Shishi could only rely on herself...

In a moment of desperation, Li Shishi picked up Zhou Bangyan's newly written lyrics:
"Envoy, do you think this poem is beautiful?"

"What word?"

Zhang Conglong took it and glanced at it:
"I am a military officer, how could I know so many characters?"

Li Shishi quickly offered a way out: "For characters you don't recognize, just read them as 'circle'..."

Zhang Conglong then frowned and read it aloud:

"Circle, circle ...

"What rubbish is this?!"

While cursing Zhang Conglong, he angrily threw Zhou Bangyan's poem on the ground:

"That's bullshit!"

"idiot!"

Emperor Huizong and Zhou Bangyan, both under the bed, simultaneously muttered angrily:

The Jurchens were so rude!

Slow!

Emperor Huizong suddenly realized what was happening and turned to glare at Zhou Bangyan:
Did you write this little spiel, you little rascal?
"Ah, this..." Zhou Bangyan blushed and forced a smile: "So-so, third in the Song Dynasty..."

Having discarded Zhou Bangyan's lyrics, Zhang Conglong grinned lewdly and tried to take advantage of the situation again, but at that moment, Li Mama rushed in in a panic to report the news:

"Oh no! Oh no!"
"A few menacing figures have arrived outside, insisting on seeing Shishi, and we couldn't stop them..."

"What kind of evil spirit dares to spoil Grandpa's fun?"

Zhang Conglong flew into a rage and stormed to the door. But as soon as he opened it and looked outside, he slammed the door shut like a mouse seeing a cat and darted back inside!
"Don't tell anyone I was here!"

Zhang Conglong gave Li Shishi a few words of advice, then crawled under the bed:

"when!"

Without any deviation, Zhang Conglong's head collided with Emperor Huizong's head!

At that moment, both Zhang Conglong and Emperor Huizong were in a daze, and Emperor Huizong almost couldn't help but shout "Protect the Emperor!"

Hearing the footsteps approaching, Zhou Bangyan quickly moved to the side, and Emperor Huizong of Song subconsciously followed suit.

Because it was too crowded under the bed, Zhang Conglong had to turn around and crawl backwards into the space.

Finally, after Zhang Conglong, Emperor Huizong of Song, and Zhou Bangyan lay down side by side, the evil star entered.

Cai Fu pushed open the door and entered, just as he met Li Shishi's gaze as she picked up Zhou Bangyan's poem from the ground.

Cai Fu subconsciously glanced at Li Shishi:

Is this the number one courtesan of the Song Dynasty?

In fact, Li Shishi's reputation goes beyond that. Throughout China's five thousand years of history, she, along with Liu Rushi, Su Xiaoxiao, and Chen Yuanyuan, are collectively known as the "Four Great Courtesans"!
She can be considered one of the top geisha!
For Cai Fu, who had seen many videos of the Eagle Shaking and the Fast Old Man before his journey, this was also very visually striking.

After all, the beauties in "Shaking Eagle" and "Quick Old Man" are all heavily edited with beauty filters, but Li Shishi is a real, living beauty.

However, in Cai Fu's view, Li Shishi was not significantly different from Hu Sanniang, Qiu Qiongying, Fang Jinzhi, and Princess Tianshou.

It can only be said that spring orchids and autumn chrysanthemums each have their own strengths.

Li Shishi lacked Hu Sanniang's heroic spirit, Qiu Qiongying's petite charm, Fang Jinzhi's dignified elegance, and Princess Tianshou's unruly nature...

But she's so sexy!
It's not the kind of flirtatiousness that Li Ping'er imitated blindly, but a natural, innate allure!

So sexy to the core!

Cai Fu had no idea how sexy a beauty like Li Shishi would look wearing a short skirt and black clothes while dancing on a giant swing!
As everyone knows, "Sai Xuande" is not interested in women, so Cai Fu only glanced at him casually:
"Let's all go out!"

Zhang Conglong, Emperor Huizong of Song, and Zhou Bangyan's expressions changed drastically, thinking they had been exposed...

But then they saw Hua Rong and Xu Ning pushing Li's mother out together, and they closed the door from the outside.

Of course, Cai Fu wouldn't bring Yang Zaixing and He Yuanqing to such a brothel, nor would he bring Qiu Qiongying and Hu Sanniang.

Then we can only bring Hua Rong and Xu Ning along to prove our innocence.

Li's mother nervously glanced under the bed before closing the door:
It's almost enough to fill a mahjong table...

That’s not right!

Emperor Huizong's mind cleared up, and he finally understood. He looked at Zhang Conglong with a suspicious expression.
No, what's there for you to hide from?

Zhang Conglong rolled his eyes: Didn't you hide too?
Can that be the same?

Emperor Huizong glanced at Cai Fu and saw a tall, imposing man with thick eyebrows and large eyes, carrying a long, wide zither case slung across his back and a large, square brocade box in his hand.

Are they here to deliver a gift?

"Snapped!"

Cai Fu placed a square brocade box on the table, and Li Shishi forced a calm smile:
"Guests are welcome, why bring gifts?"

This gift is not for you.

Cai Fu patted the brocade box with a smile:
"This is for the Emperor."

For me?
Emperor Huizong was taken aback: No, why would the gift meant for me be sent to Li Shishi?
How did he find out about my affair with Li Shishi?
Good guy!
Zhang Conglong suddenly realized: No wonder Emperor Huizong of Song was here; it turns out he was also a patron of Li Shishi!
He's a repeat customer!

(End of this chapter)