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Chapter 306 Cai Fu: That's because you haven't met me yet. If you had, she would have been cured long ago! [1st Update]

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Just as Cai Fu was about to say something, he suddenly noticed that Wu Song was nervous, and glanced at Wu Song out of the corner of his eye:
Good heavens, they're practically jumping out of their skin!

This is why Wu Song, having spent so much time with Cai Fu, doesn't easily display his imposing aura in front of ordinary people.

Otherwise, that gossipy old woman would have peed herself by now!

Cai Fu said tactfully, "Perhaps Miss Liu has high standards."

"That's way too high!"

The gossipy woman slapped her thigh and exclaimed, "I introduced her to a scholar, but she didn't like him, saying she prefers strong men!"

"I introduced her to a man who runs a security escort agency. He's strong and healthy, but she didn't like him because she thought he looked too rough!"
"No, where am I supposed to find her someone strong, handsome, of similar age, and from a similar social standing..."

"Hey?"

The gossipy woman's eyes lit up when she saw Wu Song behind Cai Fu:
"My lord, who is this gentleman?"

Cai Fu: "My younger brother."

The gossipy woman's eyes lit up: "Are you married?"

Cai Fu turned to look at Wu Song, who blushed. Cai Fu chuckled.
"Never."

"Isn't this a coincidence? Isn ...!"

The gossipy woman said with great enthusiasm:

"I'll introduce someone to your younger brother!"
"My daughter is sixteen years old and of marriageable age. Her looks are comparable to mine!"
“When my son and I walk together, everyone says we look like sisters, a perfect match for your younger brother!”

I appreciate it! I appreciate it!

Cai Fu quickly pulled Wu Song away and turned to leave. "Your appearance is comparable to mine. Could it be that my brother has violated some heavenly law?"

Wu Song's face turned green, and after following Cai Fu for a few steps, he realized something was wrong:
"Big brother, why are you back again?"

The gossipy woman caught up and said, "Oh dear! You should all stop thinking about Miss Liu, she already has someone in her heart!"

Cai Fu frowned: "How did you know there was someone there?"

"He's sick!"

The gossipy woman was really going all out to promote her daughter, covering her mouth and whispering:

"Miss Liu has been sick for half a month. She has no appetite, doesn't talk to anyone, and her face is so thin that it's only the size of a palm!"
"The Liu family forbids this from being spread, but can they really keep it from me?"
"This is clearly lovesickness!"

"Miss Liu, you've got someone in your heart!"

"In my opinion, Miss Liu is too thin; it's not good for her to have children. My daughter is older..."

You can pull it down!

Cai Fu pulled Wu Song back to Liu Taigong's house. Liu Taigong was taken aback when he saw Cai Fu:
Why has Your Majesty returned?

Cai Fu cut to the chase and asked, "Grandfather, has anyone been asked to treat your daughter's illness?"

Old Master Liu shook his head with a wry smile: "We invited them, why didn't we?"

"But every doctor says that a heart ailment requires a heart remedy..."

Niu Gao immediately retorted, "Didn't you say your daughter just caught a cold?"

"Please forgive me! Please forgive me!"

Old Master Liu bowed repeatedly: "Your Majesty is not a physician. Saying it at the banquet would only have caused you more trouble..."

Cai Fu chuckled: "How do you know I can't cure diseases?"

Old Master Liu was taken aback: "Your Majesty can also cure diseases?"

Wu Song was also taken aback: Brother, you even kept it from me?

Cai Fu pretended to be mysterious and said, "I can't cure other diseases, I can only cure your daughter's disease!"
"Is your daughter not eating or drinking, not talking to anyone, and her face is so thin it's only the size of a palm?"

Old Master Liu was stunned: "Does Your Majesty truly possess the ability to cure this?"

Cai Fu waved his hand and said, "Lead the way!"

"okay!"

Overjoyed, Old Man Liu, leaning on his cane, strode swiftly and led Cai Fu and the others to his daughter's boudoir.

Miss Liu's bedroom door was closed. Old Master Liu, looking utterly miserable, pointed to the door:
"She doesn't want to see anyone, Your Majesty, how can you cure her?"

"That's because you haven't met me yet. If you had, she would have been cured long ago!"

Cai Fu pushed open the door, and Wu Song instinctively peeked inside, only to be pushed inside by Cai Fu!

Old Man Liu wanted to go in, but Cai Fu had already closed the door.

Old Man Liu grew anxious: "Your Majesty, what are you doing...?"

Cai Fu smiled mysteriously, pulled Liu Taigong to the window, moistened his finger with saliva, and poked a small hole in the window paper:
"Grandpa, please!"

Old Man Liu peered through the small hole:
Goodness, they've even started holding hands!
Cai Fu poked another small hole next to him, and peered inside:
Good heavens, they've already started hugging!

Niu Gao, Yang Zaixing, He Yuanqing, and the servants all followed suit, poking a small hole and peeking through:
Good heavens, it's almost unbearable to look at!

Old Master Liu was an experienced man; as soon as he saw Wu Song go in, his daughter, who had been lying half-dead on the bed, immediately sat up, and her empty, lifeless eyes instantly became bright and sparkling…

The old man immediately understood that the root of his daughter's lovesickness lay with Wu Song!
Upon closer inspection, Wu Song had only asked one question out of concern, and his daughter burst into tears. The two held hands and poured out their hearts to each other…

What else is there to say? Get the dowry ready!

Although Wu Song was a bandit king, Cai Fu had built up a good reputation, so Liu Taigong didn't object.

The main problem is that opposing it is useless; his daughter was almost dead before, and he was heartbroken!
Sons grow up and are no longer under their mothers' control; daughters grow up and are no longer under their fathers' control. Besides, Wu Song is handsome and imposing; he's more than a match for his daughter.
Since both parties were willing, Old Man Liu accepted the situation, and the worry on his face finally disappeared.

When his daughter was held in Wu Song's arms, Old Man Liu couldn't bear to look anymore. He turned around and saw:
Good grief, you guys went to watch this without even buying tickets?

"Your Majesty!"

Old Master Liu could only ask Cai Fu for help first:
"Shall we go to the front hall for a cup of tea and talk about my daughter's condition?"

"Let's go!"

Cai Fu pulled his eyes out of the small hole, looked around at the sea of ​​people, and quickly helped Wu Song maintain order:

"What are you looking at? Get out of here, all of you!"

Cai Fu's words carried weight; with just one sentence, everyone fled, leaving Wu Song a safe haven.

Old Master Liu invited Cai Fu to the front hall, where they chatted over tea about Miss Liu's marriage to Wu Song.

Since Wu Song had no one else in his family, Cai Fu, as his sworn brother, could arrange his marriage.

Both sides were sincere and quickly reached an agreement. As for the betrothal gifts and dowry, neither side was short of money. The only problem was that Old Master Liu was worried about the government, but Cai Fu told him that they could keep it a secret for a year.

A year later, Cai Fubao promised that his Miss Liu could marry into Liangshan Marsh in a grand and glorious manner.

Wu Song still had his pride, and even though no one was urging him, he came out in the time it takes for an incense stick to burn.

However, when he saw Cai Fu, this hero who could kill a tiger with his bare hands turned as red as duck blood!

Cai Fu smiled and asked, "Seventh Brother, has Miss Liu's illness been cured?"

Wu Song's face turned as red as a feather: "Brother, please don't make fun of me..."

Cai Fu asked the same question again last night:
"Seventh brother, what do you think of Miss Liu?"

This time, Wu Song couldn't pretend to be asleep anymore. His face flushed red, and he stammered:

"Very, very good..."

The children burst into laughter.

With his face flushed and neck thick, Wu Song grabbed Niu Gao. This dark-skinned boy was the most mischievous and the easiest to deal with!
Niu Gao was forced out to squat in a horse stance by Wu Song, looking utterly miserable, with an incense stick burning under his buttocks...

……

The next day, Cai Fu and his companions bid farewell to Liu Taigong again.

I hadn't walked more than a few steps when I ran into that gossipy old woman again.

The gossipy woman quickly stopped him: "My lord, my daughter..."

"It's settled! It's settled!"

Cai Fu told her directly, "My brother's marriage to Miss Liu is already arranged, so you don't need to worry about it!"

The gossipy woman was a little disappointed, but not desperate:
"My lord, you appear tall and imposing, but my daughter..."

I appreciate it! I appreciate it!

Seeing that the gossipy old woman was still trying to cause trouble, Cai Fu gave her a wink, and Niu Gao immediately stepped forward to stop her.
"Old hag, what do you think of me as your son-in-law?"

The gossipy woman looked disgusted and said, "You're too dark-skinned!"

Niu Gao: (_)
Cai Fu laughed heartily: "Beautifully black!"

The gossipy woman tried to pester Cai Fu again, but Cai Fu had already mounted his horse and galloped away in a cloud of dust.

"Hey--"

The gossipy woman then set her sights on Yang Zaixing, but when she turned around, Yang Zaixing ran even faster!

Cai Fu and Wu Song rode side by side. Out of the corner of his eye, Cai Fu noticed that Wu Song was clutching a sachet in his hand.
"Seventh brother, what are you holding in your hand?"

Wu Song blushed: "Xianglian gave it to me..."

"Oh--"

Cai Fu raised an eyebrow: "After you go back to the mountain, you can talk to your second brother more!"
"Your second brother has one too!"

Wu Song's eyes lit up: It really is...

With another 70 or 80 li to go, Cai Fu and his group traveled leisurely for two days, arriving at the Beishan Hotel on the third day.

"Hey?"

Cai Fu saw several horses tied to a large tree outside the Beishan Hotel from afar, but he did not see Sister-in-law Gu.

Logically speaking, on such a nice day, shouldn't Sister Gu, who is heavily pregnant, be enjoying the cool shade under the tree?
Could it be... that Sister-in-law Gu has given birth?

Cai Fu did some quick calculations and realized that it wasn't even her due date yet!

……

Beishan Hotel.

Sister-in-law Gu went into the kitchen, lifted the curtain a little, and beckoned Sun Xin to come and see:

"Did you notice anything?"

Sun Xin watched for a while and said, "Those burly men look aggressive; they might be looking for trouble!"

Sister-in-law Gu glared at him: "I didn't mean for you to see them!"

Sun Xin watched for a while longer and said, "That old man is quite old, yet he's traveling the world with his daughter. He must have some unspeakable difficulties!"

Sister-in-law Gu nudged him with her shoulder: "I just wanted you to see his daughter!"

Sun Xin glanced at it casually: "Ordinary stuff."

"fart!"

Sister-in-law Gu grabbed Sun Xin's ear:

"Are you blind? She's even prettier than Third Sister!"

"You actually called her ordinary?"

Sun Xin said aggrievedly, "My wife is wrong. It is a woman as bold and generous as you who is the most attractive!"

"She's just a child!"

"Too!"

After thinking it over carefully, Sister-in-law Gu realized that what her husband said made sense.

He then released Sun Xin's ear and even rubbed it a few times for him:

"Although this young lady is young, she is as beautiful as a flower!"
"Those burly men are probably up to no good with her!"

Sun Xin's eyes were rubbed shut by her: "It's common for buskers to be teased by customers."

"Nonsense! If she were a promiscuous woman, I wouldn't even bother to look at her!"

Sister-in-law Gu grabbed Sun Xin's ear again:

"This young lady is as pure as water; she probably hasn't experienced those sordid things!"

"It's happening in my shop again. If I get harassed, how can I just sit idly by?"

Sun Xin was startled and quickly covered Gu Dasao's stomach with both hands:

"My wife, please don't upset the baby!"

(End of this chapter)