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Chapter 226 You were asked to invite a sorcerer, and you brought Guan Yu instead? [1st Update]

Exorcising demons and monsters?

Lu Junyi, Guan Sheng, Yang Zhi, and the others all looked at Yan Qing with completely bewildered expressions:

Aren't we just asking for lodging?
No, you didn't say we also had to exorcise demons!

Just as Yan Qing was about to speak, Cai Fu pulled him away again:

"Grandpa, don't worry, subduing demons and monsters is a trivial matter!"
"What do you think of this monk?"

After saying this, Cai Fu turned around, pushed aside Lu Junyi and Yang Zhi who were blocking the way, and pulled Guan Sheng to the front:

"Grandpa, take a look. Can this sorcerer subdue demons and exorcise evil spirits?"

"hiss--"

When Di Taigong looked closely at Guan Sheng, he couldn't help but gasp in shock:
Good heavens!
Almond-shaped eyes, silkworm-shaped eyebrows, bright red face, and a big beard!
And paired with a parrot-green battle robe and a Green Dragon Crescent Blade!

Looking at Guan Sheng under the lamplight late at night, it's as if Lord Guan has descended to earth!
"Pfft!"

Di Taigong hurriedly knelt down at Guan Sheng's feet, kowtowing repeatedly.

"It turns out that it was Guan Bodhisattva manifesting his power!"

"Please forgive me! Please forgive me!"

If there hadn't been any monsters in Di Taigong's house, even if he had met Guan Sheng, he probably wouldn't have believed he was a true god.

The problem is that his house is haunted by monsters, and the several sorcerers he hired previously made all sorts of exaggerated and unbelievable claims...

The old man had already been fooled and was crippled!

So when the old man saw Guan Sheng, he was so frightened that his soul almost flew away!

Why did he fly away in fright? Guan Sheng opened his eyes!
Everyone knows the old saying in the Central Plains: Guan Yu never opens his eyes, but if he does, he'll kill someone!
Guan Sheng usually squinted, but when Cai Fu suddenly pulled him to the front, his phoenix eyes widened in surprise:
What do you want to do, bro?

This frightened Old Man Di so much that he not only knelt down but also waved his hands vigorously at his family members.
Kneel down! Kneel down! Everyone kneel down!
"Hulala-"

All the maids and servants in the thatched hall knelt down and worshipped Lord Guan!
Guan Sheng was completely bewildered by the old man's worship, but after listening to what he said, Guan Sheng understood that the old man was treating him as an ancestor!

So, does that mean I already resemble my ancestors in both appearance and spirit?

Guan Shengmei was so engrossed in stroking her long beard!

Cai Fu didn't expect Di Taigong and the others to react so strongly. It has to be said that Guan Sheng's cosplay was very successful.

"Grandpa, please don't misunderstand!"

Cai Fu let Guan Shengmei wait for two seconds before stopping and helping Di Taigong up.

He's not Guan Yu reincarnated!

"He is actually Guan Sheng, a direct descendant of Guan Yu. Although he is not a god, he can still subdue demons and monsters!"

"I see……"

Di Taigong was a little disappointed.

After all, if it is Guan Yu who manifests his power, then the task of subduing demons and monsters is assured.

However, Guan Yu's direct descendants should not be undeserving of their reputation, right?

Probably not?
Guan Sheng, who was happily stroking his beard, looked at Cai Fu with a completely bewildered expression:
Brother, I don't know how to exorcise demons either...

Cai Fu gave him a look, and Guan Sheng understood:

If my older brother says I can do it, then I can do it!
“Grandpa, we have come from the East, weary and hungry, and we are too tired to exorcise demons.”

"After eating rice and vegetables, taking a bath and changing clothes, one can proceed with the proper procedures."

Cai Fu confidently told the old man:
"Don't worry, Grandfather, no matter what kind of demon or monster it is, Guan Sheng will definitely rid you of it tonight!"

Guan Sheng: ψ(╰_╯)
Di Taigong thanked him repeatedly and immediately arranged for people to prepare good wine and food, and to boil water for the monks to bathe.

After Cai Fu and the others went to bathe and change, Di Taigong called the young man over and gave him a thumbs up:

Well done!

Young man: ⊙﹏⊙
Di Taigong then asked, "I told you to invite a sorcerer to exorcise ghosts, how did you manage to invite Little Guan Bodhisattva?"

Young man: "The road, the one I encountered on the road..."

Di Taigong: "What a coincidence!"

At the same time, Lu Junyi couldn't help but ask Cai Fu:

"Brother, are we really going to exorcise the demon for him?"

Cai Fu: "More real than real gold!"

Guan Sheng: "Brother, I don't know how either!"

Cai Fu: "No, you will!"

Patting Guan Sheng on the shoulder, Cai Fu smiled and said:
"Go take a shower without worry, everything is on your big brother's shoulders!"

Since Cai Fudu had said so, Lu Junyi and Guan Sheng felt reassured and went to take a bath.

After they finished washing and changing into clean clothes, they went outside and saw that Grandpa Di had also prepared the banquet.

Cai Fu and his group were sitting around a table, eating and drinking heartily until the wee hours of the morning.

"almost."

Cai Fu rinsed his mouth with tea and called to his brothers:
"Take your weapons and follow me to vanquish demons and monsters!"

Lu Junyi and Guan Sheng both took out their knives and spears, looking menacing and murderous!
But this startled Di Taigong, who couldn't help but ask:
"Master, would you like some talismans written on paper? I have some at home!"

"Grandpa, there's no need for that trouble."

Cai Fu smiled and brandished his ghost-head saber:

"Whether it's exorcising demons or eliminating evil spirits, we'll use this!"

Good guy!
Di Taigong shrank his neck, feeling that Cai Fu's ghost-head knife was indeed terrifying, and even ghosts would be afraid of it!
Cai Fu then instructed Di Taigong, "Take us to your daughter's room."

Di Taigong's face turned ashen: "Even if the spirits were in the room right now, throwing bricks and stones everywhere, who would dare to go there?"

Cai Fu pulled Guan Sheng over: "With this man here, do you dare to go?"

"dare!"

When Di Taigong saw that Guan Sheng looked even more imposing and domineering after bathing and changing his clothes, he felt reassured:
"Please, Venerable Master!"

Feeling emboldened, Di Taigong personally lit a lantern and led Cai Fu and his party to his daughter's boudoir.

Cai Fu peered through the window and saw a faint light, knowing it must be the same as the original story. Di Taigong cautiously asked, "Master, what's going on now..."

"boom--"

Cai Fu kicked the door open, and his brothers rushed in!

Di Taigong was stunned:
So this is how Guan Yu's direct descendants subdue demons and monsters?

Cai Fu took the lead and rushed in. He saw a young man embracing a naked woman and talking to her.

not good!

Cai Fu quickly turned around and covered Qiu Qiongying's eyes, who was following behind him:
Children should not watch this!

Lu Junyi and Guan Sheng rushed forward, and the young man, upon seeing the newcomers, hurriedly went to the bedside to pick up bricks.

"Pfft!"

This kind of thing is none of Lu Junyi and Guan Sheng's business. Shi Xiu, the expert at catching adulterers, would just step in and stab them!

The blow landed squarely on the young man's back. The young man screamed in agony and dared not pick up the bricks again. He could only lie on the bed and beg for mercy!
The woman had rolled under the bed, trembling, too afraid to come out.

Shi Xiu was about to deliver the final blow when Cai Fu stopped him:
"Xiuer, find out the details before you kill."

Shi Xiu then placed the ghost-head knife against the young man's neck and shouted:

"You old hag, come out here quickly!"

"If you don't come out, I'll chop you and the bed to pieces!"

The woman cautiously peeked out and said:

"Spare my life, and I'll come out!"

Shi Xiu didn't care about her at all. As soon as she peeked out, Shi Xiu grabbed her hair and pulled her out from under the bed.
"Who is this guy?"

The woman said, "It's my lover, Wang Xiao'er..."

"Let me go!"

Qiu Qiongying muttered something under her breath while tugging at Cai Fu's hand, but after hearing what she said, she understood:

adulterer!

Since the man is the adulterer, the woman must be the adulteress, right?

Good guy!
I thought they were here to exorcise demons, but it turned out to be a melodramatic soap opera!

Qiu Qiongying dared not pull away Cai Fu's hand, otherwise she would be offended by seeing something she shouldn't have.
Shi Xiu then asked the woman, "Where did you get your food made of bricks?"

The woman said, "This is the gold and silver jewelry I gave him; he brought it in over the wall in the middle of the night..."

Shi Xiu looked at Cai Fu: Master, come and praise me!

"it is good!"

Cai Fu nodded in approval, and the brothers also looked at Shi Xiu with new respect:

Why are you so skilled?
Guan Sheng felt superfluous holding the Green Dragon Crescent Blade; why should he need to bear the name of his ancestor?

Cai Fu then pushed Qiu Qiongying out: "Yingzi, go and invite Grandpa Di in."

Qiu Qiongying went out with a blush on her face, wanting to sneak a peek, but then thought better of it.

What's so interesting about monsters fighting?

After Qiu Qiongying left, Di Taigong soon came in and immediately understood what was going on when he saw the scene.

Enraged, the old man cursed and quickly pulled the blanket over his daughter's body.

After the old man had finished cursing, Cai Fu called him back:

"Grandpa, I've rid your house of the demons."

"How you handle the aftermath is your business; we won't interfere."

Di Taigong shook his head and sighed, tears streaming down his face.

"What a misfortune for our family! Master, what do you suggest for the proper handling of this matter?"

Cai Fu waved his hand: "You should make the decision yourselves."

So Cai Fu and his men withdrew after their mission was accomplished, each returning to their guest rooms and sleeping until they naturally woke up.

After waking up, Cai Fu washed up and went out with Lu Junyi and Guan Sheng. Di Taigong was already waiting outside.

The old man presented a tray of gold and silver, and said gratefully:

"Thank you so much, monks, for resolving this matter for this old man!"
"The old man has already found out that although Wang Xiaoer's family is destitute, he has a clean background."

"He and my daughter had already secretly pledged their lives to each other. When the old man saw that he had no parents, he took him in as his son-in-law to support his daughter in her old age."

"In this way, my daughter's reputation has been preserved!"
"This is a small token of my appreciation, please accept it, Master!"

"No need for that. We were just passing through and did it on a whim."

Cai Fu waved his hand.

However, after Di Taigong repeatedly pleaded with him, Cai Fu understood:

This is both a fee for your hard work and a hush money payment.

It seems that Di Taigong would have to make up a story to cover up the fact that there were monsters in his house.

Cai Fu then instructed Shi Xiu to put the gold and silver away. Di Taigong then asked:
"This old man only knows that this one is Little Guan Bodhisattva, but he does not know the names of the other monks!"
"Please don't hesitate to tell me, so this old man can help spread the Dharma Master's fame!"

Cai Fu chuckled and said, "We are not sorcerers, but heroes of Liangshan."

Shi Xiu gave a thumbs up: "My master is Cai Fu, the leader of Liangshan Marsh, also known as 'Sai Xuande'!"
"This is my second uncle, 'Jade Kirin' Lu Junyi!"

"Little Guan Bodhisattva is my fourth uncle, 'Big Knife' Guan Sheng!"
"But he really is a direct descendant of Guan Pusa!"

Shi Xiu introduced everyone, and Di Taigong was so shocked that he turned pale and knelt down:
"So it's the king of Liangshan..."

"Grandpa, there's no need for that. These bandits and mountain brigands are nothing but slander from the government against Liangshan Marsh!"

Cai Fu helped Di Taigong up with both hands:

"We, the heroes of Liangshan, uphold justice and act on behalf of Heaven!"

"If any heroes from Liangshan come out and do bad things, they must be imposters!"
"Go ahead and complain all the way to Liangshan Marsh, I'll personally behead him!"

(End of this chapter)