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Chapter 162 Cai Fu: Simply Because She's Too Beautiful [4 Updates, Please Subscribe]

"Master, wake up!"

When the rooster crowed for the third time, Hu Sanniang's clear and cold voice rang out outside Cai Fu's window...

"Oh my god!"

Cai Fu sat up abruptly, only then realizing that he had forgotten to make an appointment with Hu Sanniang to wake him up in the morning.

Because Cai Fu, Lu Zhishen, and Wu Song got so engrossed in their conversation that they stayed up very late, they can barely keep their eyes open now.

But there was nothing he could do; he had made an appointment with Hu Sanniang.

They had no choice but to remove Wu Song's arm and Lu Zhishen's thigh, then tiptoe up and climbed out from above Lu Zhishen.

"Amitabha!"

Cai Fu accidentally stepped on a bit of Lu Zhishen's skin, causing Lu Zhishen to speak in pain and become incoherent.

He never chants Buddhist scriptures normally!

"Big brother, what are you planning to do?"

Lu Zhishen rubbed his elbow with a resentful expression and asked Cai Fu.

Cai Fu whispered to him, "Rise at the crowing of the rooster."

"what?"

Lu Zhishen must be speechless; they chatted until the wee hours last night!

"Big brother, sleep a little longer!"

"It's okay, you go to sleep."

Cai Fu helped him cover himself with the blanket and tiptoed out.

Lu Zhishen turned over and went back to sleep.

When Cai Fu went out to take a look, good heavens, it was a dark and windy night, and all was quiet except for Hu Sanniang waiting there.

Compared to Cai Fu, who was so sleepy he could barely keep his eyes open, Hu Sanniang looked dashing and as if she had dressed up.

"Master, let's begin!"

Hu Sanniang carried the Sun and Moon Twin Blades and walked towards the open space outside.

Cai Fu followed and sat on the same fallen tree trunk where he had sat last time he chatted with Guan Sheng.

The tree trunk, as thick as a wheel, was very comfortable to sit on, and Cai Fu plopped down on it:
"Third Sister, demonstrate your swordsmanship first."

"Yes!"

Without any hesitation, Hu Sanniang swiftly began wielding her twin swords, the Sun and Moon Blades, after Cai Fu finished speaking.

"Shuashuashua——"

Despite being a woman, Hu Sanniang's swordsmanship is incredibly sharp!
It's like jade dust scattered by the wind, or snowflakes falling like jade flowers!
At first, Cai Fu was a little sleepy, but the more he watched Hu Sanniang wield her sword, the more energetic he became.

There's no other reason than that she's too beautiful!

Nian Nu Jiao is proof:

With fair skin and a beautiful face, she possesses natural elegance.

Golden armor gleamed, scales rippled; silver-infused crimson silk adorned her forehead.

Her delicate hands held two precious blades, a truly heroic sight.

Her eyes sparkled with allure, a thousand beauties worthy of being plucked…

"Master!"

After finishing her swordplay, Hu Sanniang walked up to Cai Fu and asked:

"How is your swordsmanship, disciple?"

Since learning the "Rolling Dragon Saber Technique" and the "Mutual Return Saber Technique," Cai Fu has benefited from Zhou Tong's guidance, Lu Junyi's sparring, and extensive practical experience in honing his saber skills. His saber skills are now far superior to Hu Sanniang's.

In his eyes, Hu Sanniang's swordsmanship was full of flaws, and after watching it once, he pointed them out to Hu Sanniang one by one:
"Third Sister, you can do this with this cut, and that with that cut, blah blah blah..."

After Cai Fu explained in detail, Hu Sanniang performed the sword technique again according to his instructions.

"stop!"

Cai Fu suddenly stopped Hu Sanniang:

"do not move!
"Hold this position and wait for me!"

Hu Sanniang remained in her pose, completely bewildered.
The left-hand knife slashes from right to left, the right-hand knife slashes from left to right, the two knives cross, the right foot kicks forward, and the left foot pushes off the ground with its toes...

No, my toes can't take it anymore!

Hu Sanniang was drenched in sweat after holding this position for less than two seconds.

Cai Fu pinched her chin and looked her up and down:

"Can your toes still hold up?"

Hu Sanniang's posture is like that of a ballet dancer, supported entirely by her toes, and she can't help but pout her little lips:

“I can hold on!” Cai Fu nodded: “Then you can hold on for the time it takes for an incense stick to burn.”

"what?"

Hu Sanniang immediately lost her strength:

"Master, who can endure this for the duration of an incense stick burning?"

So that's why!

Cai Fu patiently persuaded him: "Why don't you leap up?"

Hu Sanniang retorted, unconvinced:

"My twin swords are meant to cleave open the enemy's chest, and this kick is aimed at his groin!"

"This is a killer move, how can it be changed?"

"Why not?"

Cai Fu raised her twin swords upwards:

"Can't the twin swords be modified for decapitation?"

He then grabbed her right foot, which was kicking forward, and lifted it upward:
"Couldn't this kick be changed to a kick to the chest?"

Unexpectedly, Hu Sanniang was so tall, yet her feet were relatively small, which seemed insignificant compared to Cai Fu's large hands—

It fits perfectly in your hand!
Cai Fu habitually pinched her foot before letting go, pointing at Hu Sanniang's left foot:

"Then follow up with a whirlwind kick!"
"After the whirlwind kick, you turned around, and the twin swords used the spinning force to turn around and slash the enemy again!"

"Wouldn't that make the moves flow more smoothly?"
"No, I'm talking to you about swordsmanship, why are you blushing?"

Why are you saying I'm blushing?
Hu Sanniang didn't know what to say. How could a girl's feet be touched so casually?
But seeing Cai Fu's serious expression, she had no choice but to suppress her shyness and rehearse as instructed.

"Yes!"

After rehearsing Cai Fu's version, Hu Sanniang was overjoyed.
"My swordsmanship feels much smoother!"

"Smoothness means faster speed."

Cai Fu explained earnestly: "It's like watching a movie... no, watching a shadow play."

"Did you notice that the little figures in the shadow puppet show move in a choppy, jerky way?"

Hu Sanniang nodded, and Cai Fu said:
"It's because the movements are not continuous and smooth."

"Whether it's swordsmanship or fist techniques, when your moves flow as smoothly as water, you will inevitably become faster."

"I'll help you revise your swordsmanship first. Once you've mastered it, I'll teach you the 'Rolling Dragon Swordsmanship'."

"This will help you better understand the 'Rolling Dragon Knife Technique'."

Hu Sanniang suddenly realized that she had misunderstood Cai Fu...

Cai Fu was teaching me so diligently, yet I still thought he was taking advantage of me!

After going back to sleep, Hu Sanniang woke up and slapped her thigh repeatedly when she remembered it:

Damn me!
……

After Cai Fu finished instructing Hu Sanniang on swordsmanship, he went back to sleep for a while.

When Cai Fu woke up, he opened his eyes and saw that Lu Zhishen and Wu Song had already gotten up and left sometime earlier.

After getting dressed, Cai Fu got up, washed up, and prepared to go eat, only to find a large crowd gathered in the open space outside.

Lu Zhishen, Guan Sheng, Wu Song, Zhu Tong, Yang Xiong, and Qiu Qiongying were all gathered around, looking at something.

Cai Fu went out to see what was going on, but before he even got there, he heard everyone cheering.

What the hell?

Cai Fu ran over in three strides, taking advantage of his height to look into the circle:
Zhang Qingchu, nicknamed "Featherless Arrow," lay pitifully on the ground, his throat pressed against a spear!
Lu Junyi, holding a twelve-foot-long steel spear, pressed the tip against Zhang Qing's throat and asked with a smile:

"Brother Zhang Qing, have you submitted?"

"what happened?"

Cai Fu nudged Qiu Qiongying.

Qiu Qiongying, with her quick wit and lively tongue, told Cai Fu the whole story in a very fast-paced way.

It turns out that Zhang Qing couldn't sleep last night, tossing and turning, feeling that the reason she lost was because—

You chose the wrong person!

Therefore, Zhang Qing decided to do the opposite!

Last time I chose the shortest one, this time I chose the tallest one!

They came to Lu Junyi's door themselves, wanting to have a match!

The result was a disastrous slap in the face...

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