Misery: There is a pawn shop here

Chapter 167 An Agreement to Attack Pingshan
"You want to practice Emei?!"

Inside the Pit of Sin, Yama and Drought Demon met with Mad Dragon, the leader of the Pit of Sin, and formed an alliance based on shared interests. However, Mad Dragon unexpectedly uttered some unforeseen words.

With a laugh, Kuanglong swayed slightly, a touch of obsessive madness appearing on his deranged face. He shouted in a trance-like manner, "Xiao Meimei is mine, in life and in death."

"Ok?"

Life and death... Yama Hanba's heart stirred slightly, and he instantly understood the deeper meaning behind the mad dragon's laughter.

Narrowing his eyes slightly, the Demon Lord of Another Dimension's lips curled into a faint, cold smile, a laugh that sounded like the wailing of ghosts from the deepest hell, sending chills down one's spine. After a moment's thought, he slowly spoke, "In the battle of the Vast Sea, Lian Emei was severely injured. They challenged Ping Mountain to a duel. How about we decide whether Lian Emei's fate depends on our own abilities?"

"Huh?!" Kuanglong laughed as if struck by lightning, and suddenly covered his head with both hands. His exaggerated movements made it impossible to tell whether he was genuinely shocked or just putting on an act.

"You, you, you! How dare you hurt Xiaomei! You!"

"Hmm?" Yama Hanba glanced coldly at Kuanglong and laughed. The latter met Yama Hanba's eyes and then suddenly shuddered.

"So fierce, so fierce! Little Baba, how could you be so fierce to me? Really..."

"Why pretend to be crazy? The mad dragon laughs and gives you your answer."

“I…I…Little Eyebrows is my sister, how could you…you actually…” Kuanglong laughed and swayed, his face showing exaggerated sadness. “You’re so fierce, so fierce.”

His exaggerated gestures and movements looked extremely comical, but they didn't convey any reluctance or sadness whatsoever.

"Ok?"

"If you're so fierce, what can I do if I don't agree? I'll give you a good whack and make you a meat pie. 'The Mad Dragon's Laughter' will become 'The Mad Dragon's Piece.' The name 'Piece' doesn't sound very impressive, but it's not bad with soy sauce. However, I still want to be 'The Mad Dragon's Laughter' because my laughter is very pleasant to hear, don't you think?"

Despite listening to Kuanglong Yishengxiao's mad ramblings, Yanmo Hanba remained unmoved. Only after Kuanglong Yishengxiao finished speaking did he say, "Since that's the case, let's make a pact by high-fiving."

"Great! I love clapping! Come on, let's high-five!" Kuanglong laughed. Upon hearing the invitation to high-five, his previous sadness seemed to vanish instantly. He raised his hand and met Yama Hanba's palm strike.

"If this agreement is violated!"

"May Heaven and Earth punish us all!"

The Demon Lord and the chief sinner clashed with a single palm strike, causing a violent tremor throughout the entire Pit of Sin.

The mad dragon laughed, indeed not simple...

Yama Hanba withdrew his hand, stood up, and walked away.

"Tomorrow night, we'll meet the Cloud Hunters at Pingshan!"

"I won't break my promise, take care, little Yama." Behind Yama Yama, Kuanglong Yishengxiao was still waving his hand, as if he were really saying goodbye to some good friend.

……

Yuanjiao Village, once a pure Buddhist land revered by Buddha and saints, was corrupted by demonic energy after the Devouring Buddha Child destroyed the Buddhist veins in order to open a passage to the otherworld. In order to purify the demonic energy and weaken the geographical advantage of the otherworld, the five monks of Wansheng Rock and Xuebo were ordered to leave Yunlu Tianguan and purify several places infected by demonic energy. When they arrived at Yuanjiao Village, they did not expect that the murderous intent had already laid a trap and had been waiting for them in Yuanjiao Village for a long time.

Although the Five Monks of Xuebo were all accomplished monks who had cultivated at Wansheng Rock, their resistance against Ximietian, whose strength far surpassed their own, appeared so weak and useless that it could not even be called a battle. To be more precise, it was nothing more than a one-sided massacre.

"Demon, you, Buddha will punish you." "Buddha? Laughable and vain words." With a single palm strike, he shattered the heart meridian of the last of the five monks. Looking at the monk who had fallen to the ground and whose breath had ceased, Xi Mie Tianlai's face showed no emotion or unusual expression.

Behind him, the Skull-Slaying Yaksha and the Asura Evil Child watched the entire battle from beginning to end. The two demons originally thought that they would still need to take action, but they did not expect that the battle would be over before they could even make a move.

The strength displayed by Xi Mie Tianlai surprised the two even more. Even with the two of them working together, it would still take some effort to deal with the Five Monks of Xuebo. However, they did not expect that they would be so vulnerable in the hands of Xi Mie Tianlai.

"Throw the heads of the five men to Yunlu Tianguan," Xi Mie Tianlai said indifferently. "Return immediately afterward."

"Yes." Having witnessed Xi Mie Tian Lai's strength, the Skull-Slaying Yaksha and the Asura Evil Child also abandoned their contempt. After beheading the five monks, they headed towards the Cloud Road Heavenly Gate.

At this moment, Xi Mie Tian came and spoke up again: "Ren Chen Fu, what is it?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Ren Chenfu arrived. A look of solemnity flashed in his eyes as he looked at the five headless corpses on the ground, but he still said, "The Demon Lord will take action against Pingshan tomorrow night. By order of the Queen, he has assigned you to assist in dealing with the reinforcements that the Ghost Liang Army may send."

"The Ghost Liang family of the Spring Rain Realm?" Xi Mie Tianlai nodded slowly. "I understand."

"I've finished relaying the message. I'll take my leave now."

"Wait a moment," Xi Mie Tian said, "I have something to ask you."

"What's the matter?"

"What do you know about Youjian Pawnshop?"

"A pawnshop? You..."

……

In the Spring Rain Realm, at the Ghost Liang Military Mansion, Sword Immortal's traces arrived to explain the situation of the Battle of the Vast Sea. He also relayed the news of the regrettable deaths of Liu Sanfen and Sheng Shaole. Upon hearing of their deaths, Ghost Liang Tianxia couldn't help but show a hint of sorrow on his face.

"I never imagined the battle would be so brutal. Alas." Gui Liang Tianxia sighed and then said, "However, our objective has been achieved. We have gained insight into the true nature of the Demon Realm, and their spirits in heaven should find some solace."

"In any case, all the righteous people are grateful to the Gui Liang Military Bureau for their contributions in this battle," Jianzi Xianji said again.

"The Ghost Liang Military Bureau is also part of the Bitter Realm. Facing the Otherworldly Demon Realm, we should naturally do our utmost. Daoist's words are an insult to the entire Ghost Liang family." Ghost Liang Tianxia frowned slightly, then said, "However..."

"But what?" Jianzi Xianji asked in confusion.

"According to the Taoist priest, Lian Emei is seriously injured. The Otherworld Demon Realm will probably not let go of such an opportunity. The aftermath of the Battle of the Vast Sea will probably be coming soon."

“We had anticipated what the Prefect said, so Jianzi must now take his leave and return to help everyone.”

"Hmm? In this battle, please allow me to accompany you, Daoist." Gui Liang Tianxia said, "In this great battle, I will also take the heads of a few demon generals, as a sacrifice to the spirit of Sheng Shaole in heaven."

"It would be wonderful if the Prefectural Governor were willing to lend a helping hand."

Gui Liang Tianxia offered to take action, and Jian Zi Xian Ji naturally had no reason to refuse, so he readily agreed.
"There is no time to lose, let's set off immediately."

"Alright, thank you for your trouble, Your Excellency."

(End of this chapter)