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Chapter 520 America's Smuggling Guide!

Chapter 520 America's Smuggling Guide! (Second Update!)

"Are you guys out of your minds, talking about Boss Piero like that behind his back!"

A voice suddenly broke the silence, ending the conversation, because they suddenly remembered how the boss dealt with those who disobeyed.

Recalling the miserable state of those people, they couldn't help but shudder, and at the same time, they naturally distanced themselves from Caterroya.

Recalling what they had just said, these people wished they could slap themselves to death.

Catelloa was someone Piero had his eye on, but they were just ordinary armed men. Catelloa was plotting behind the scenes; he wouldn't die, but they would.

Thinking that they might die, the group felt that the distance was not safe and quickly increased the distance between them.

Carteroa didn't care about these people's actions. He was a lone wolf, and the worst that could happen was that he would die.

He walked over to where Piero had been and sat down, then gestured to the two bookkeepers next to him to continue recording the accounts.

As night deepened, the people who had gone out to sell their goods returned one after another. After handing over their accounts and tallying the bills, he and two bookkeepers packed the banknotes into a metal briefcase. Then, with a few armed men by their side, they escorted the banknotes to Piero's residence.

Upon seeing Catello again, Piero asked with a smile, "Are you still planning to go to America?"

"go with!"

Knowing that he remained incorrigible, Piero was not angry. He simply walked up to Catelloa and patted him on the chest.
"Flying from Mexico City to San Diego, now in peak season, only costs $400."

"Buy a ticket for $400 first, and see if you can get through!"

After scrolling through his phone for a few days, Catello knew exactly what Piero meant. He didn't even have a bank card. He could buy a plane ticket to go there, but he couldn't get through security.

Gritting his teeth, he said fiercely, "I'll smuggle myself across!"

After hearing his proposal, Piero did not mock him. Instead, he raised his hands and clapped loudly, so loudly that the entire living room could hear it.

After the applause subsided, he turned his head and said loudly enough for everyone to hear, "I also need to remind you that our gang has grudges against those gangs to the north."

“You’re a minor leader, and they have a bounty on your head.”

"Not much, $1000."

"They won't bother you in Mexico City, but if you go north, into their territory, you're dead!"

So, keep going!

After saying this, Piero patted Catelloa on the shoulder, turned around, and left laughing heartily.

The laughter was full of sarcasm, making Caterroya's teeth itch with amusement.

The money had been paid, and with a gloomy face, he returned to the warehouse with the others.

Lying in bed, he plugged his phone in to charge and eagerly started browsing the articles online.

But Piero's words really bothered him. Things he could usually read were completely unreadable today. After reading for a while, he impatiently exited the study page and started randomly scrolling through the messages.

As he scrolled through the pages, he began to search with a specific purpose in mind.

How to illegally immigrate to America!

How to safely, quickly, and conveniently smuggle yourself into America!

How to effectively smuggle yourself into America!

[America's Wilderness Survival Guide!]

After entering this information and refreshing the page for a while, the system quickly recommended things he wanted.

[A Guide to Smuggling Americans!]

My darlings, America is the best place in the world. There are no exorbitant taxes there. It's a free and democratic place. Medical care is free, food is free, and schooling is free. In short, in America, it's hard to die!
However, many of our children are not native Americans, and their visa applications have been rejected by America. So we need to find a way to get ourselves into America!
The simplest and most effective process is the normal visa application.

When submitting your visa application, never reveal your intention to stay in America. If you do, the visa officer in America will immediately reject your visa application.

When applying for a visa, if the visa officer doesn't ask any questions, everything will be fine. If they do ask, you must express your dissatisfaction and anger towards America. Do not have any expectations whatsoever, because if you do, your application will be rejected.

For tourist visas, Washington, D.C. is the top choice. If the visa officer asks, just say in a dismissive tone that you're going to see the White House and see what that thing looks like.

Other operations are similar!

Once we arrive in America and exit the airport, we can throw away our passports and ID documents. Since they can't verify our identities, they can't deport us.

We can stay in America then!

Of course, in addition to the normal visa process, we also have non-standard procedures.

Because many people can't get visas at all, we don't waste time going to the visa office; we just smuggle ourselves in.

Before smuggling ourselves into the country, we need to choose the state we want to go to. The first choice is a Democratic state, because the Republican Party is based on native white Americans, who are naturally resistant to outsiders.

This is why states that support the Republican Party have a series of policies to deport illegal immigrants, and they are very unfriendly to outsiders. We can go to a Democratic state first, obtain a simple status, and then go to a Republican state.

The questioner would most recommend California because of its developed economy and high demand for agriculture and services, especially Los Angeles and San Francisco.

In these places, even if you're just a waiter, you can earn tens of thousands of dollars a month and you won't starve!
Furthermore, California has very lenient policies; for example, Los Angeles offers asylum to undocumented immigrants and restricts cooperation between local law enforcement and the federal immigration authorities in apprehending them.

Therefore, California is our first choice.

However, neighboring Arizona and New Mexico are not recommended.

Texas, which is further away, is a destination you can visit, but you'll need to leave as soon as you enter.

Secondly, I would recommend Florida. It has a thriving agricultural sector, high demand in the tourism and construction industries, and a large immigrant community in Miami.

Having chosen the city and the region, we now need to select the right route.

If you want to enter California, Mexico is the first choice.

The children can take a boat to Ensenada, where they can easily find smuggling brokers. For money, they will take them all the way to California.

Remember, after crossing the border, don't look back, run forward, run forward as fast as you can!

The National Guard troops guarding the border won't pursue too aggressively because after a day's work, they also need to be served and need to eat when they return to the city.

But their people can't do those complicated tasks, so someone has to do the work.

As long as you run, you've won if you reach the city!

However, as the saying goes, "At home you rely on your parents, but when you're out in the world you rely on your friends." So, once we arrived in America, we needed to integrate as quickly as possible. We then entered California, and our first stop was San Diego.

South of San Diego has a large Latino community, and Latin-speaking friends can find great friends here.

In the northern part of the city, the population is mainly Asian, primarily East Asian. They all look very similar, so be sure to identify them. In the central-eastern part of the city, the population is mainly of African descent, with some immigrants from the Middle East.

The central region is mainly inhabited by Vietnamese people.

Here, you need to avoid Mexico's illegal sea smuggling services. They cramm a dozen people into a small boat, completely disregarding the passengers, including women, and just run and run as fast as they can, easily getting their hair and clothes soaked.

Now that we've covered California, let's talk about traveling to Florida.

[My darlings, please remember this: if you're trying to illegally cross into Florida, you need to go to Cuba. Don't go to the Bahamas just because it's closer to Florida. The Bahamas is a tourist destination, and they have very strict regulations on tourists. Please be careful.]

Once we arrive in Cuba, we need to go to Havana first. After arriving in Havana, we need to go east to a small town called Santa Cruz Norte.

Once we arrive in this town, all we need to do is go to the dock, find the dock manager, and tell him we want to visit America, and he will help us make the necessary arrangements.

It's not free, but the service is excellent!

Every morning at 8 o'clock, the transport boats depart from outside the town, heading to Florida, more than 100 kilometers to the north.

The entire journey lasts about 8 hours. On the boat, you can also enjoy sea fishing. The fish you catch are very tender; you just need to slice them with a knife and dip them in wasabi before eating.

If you don't have any wasabi with you, you can ask the captain for some.

The best one is a translucent shrimp; it's sweet, crunchy, and incredibly delicious.

These lovely captains will take the babies to the Florida Keys, a tourist area where, if the babies have enough money, they can enjoy life.

Life there is very cheap compared to other places, and because it's by the sea, the value for money is incredibly high. If it weren't for the fact that I've been blacklisted by Florida, I would still want to try to smuggle myself in again.

Once you're in the tourist area, the islands and reefs are bustling with people traveling to and from Florida every day.

The driver won't ask for your ID. If you want to get into Miami as quickly as possible, remember to change into dry clothes, casually flag down a car on the side of the road, casually get in, and casually put your money in the coin box.

Don't be alarmed or afraid, because the more afraid you are, the more likely you are to reveal your weaknesses.

After inserting the coins, don't say anything. Just find a seat by the window, look out the window, and sit until the last stop, then you can get off.

After getting off the bus, you'll be in Miami.

Miami has a large immigrant population and is known as the capital of Latin America. When you come here, you'll feel right at home. Don't be afraid of discrimination; just walk around confidently and don't be afraid!
Eat when it's time to eat, and work when it's time to work!
During work hours, you must be sure to cooperate with your boss. If your boss tells you to hide, you must hide as soon as possible.

At that time, it was usually the federal immigration service that was investigating. If you were caught and had no legal status, you would be deported, which would be a real problem.

When you're out and about, you should try your best to avoid trouble!

My darlings, that's all for this travel guide. I'll be waiting for you in New York State!
Love you all, muah!

It took Catroya some time to finish reading the guide. After reading it, two words flashed through his mind: Cuba and Florida!
Cuba, Florida!
If you go to Mexico, you'll be targeted by gangs, so I'll go to Cuba instead. I can take a boat there and try some sea fishing along the way.

With a plan in mind, he began searching for information on how to get from Mexico to Cuba, what procedures and processes were required.

He entered relevant keywords into the platform and clicked search. The platform quickly presented him with relevant information based on the keywords.

Cuba also uses Spanish, but the accent has been localized; however, the general syllables are still understandable.

very good!

Having confirmed that there were no language barriers, Catroya then began to calculate the costs involved in the smuggling operation.

Based on the information he found, he compiled the relevant expenses in just half an hour.

The final total price was as high as $3.44.

Looking at the number, he picked up a pen and crossed out the unnecessary expenses, reducing the cost from 3.44 to 1.8.

This number finally brought him a sigh of relief.

Because he happened to have $2.1 in savings!

The $2.1 was hidden in many unknown places. Once he gathered it all together, he could travel to America.

All is ready except for the opportunity.

Catroya opened his phone's calendar, swiping his finger across the page, preparing to choose a suitable day to begin his smuggling plan.

…………

"Mr. Zhang, this is the visit data from last week compiled by our content department. Please take a look."

It was Monday again in Lin'an. The head of the content department at ByteDance's Lin'an branch compiled the previous week's data access statistics into a booklet and presented it to Zhang Yiming.

There are two sets of documents, one from China and one from abroad.

Zhang Yiming picked up the document from overseas first, because the company's current expenses are basically covered by overseas advertising fees.

Therefore, we need to prioritize overseas business.

After looking at the documents for a while, he looked up, completely bewildered:
"What's going on? The most viewed topic overseas is actually about illegal immigrants to America?"

"Wait... what the heck is this smuggling guide?"

"This……"

"249 million views, are there really that many people who want to go to America?"

"Client distribution... 93% on Apple devices, and the remaining 7% on Xiaomi devices?"

"no……"

"Aren't Xiaomi phones sold domestically? How come there are so many people selling them overseas?"

"That's over 100,000 users!"

"Which deity sold so many phones?"

"Go crazy!"

“I remember there are still many clients in China waiting, this is making things…”

Listening to Zhang Yiming's repeated questions, the head of the content department slowly lowered his head and said in an almost inaudible voice:

"Then let's take down the relevant content and replace it with something else?"

"No!" Zhang Yiming waved his hand. "Not only can we not take it down, we also need to find real illegal immigrants to write even better articles!"

"If they want to see it, we'll let them see it!"

(End of this chapter)

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